Dl_white_power: Rik01: Trains are big, heavy, noisy things. Near crossroads they usually give several warning blasts of their horns. If the engineer sees someone by the tracks along the line, he'll usually lay on his horn.Plus a train makes the ground shake coming and going.Now, walking alongside the tracks with a cell to your ear does not mean you can't notice a million pound train sneaking up on you. Especially at night, with that million candlepower headlight swinging back and forth.So, what was this guys excuse?The often shakes when alcohol is involved./or so I'm told.
Mikeyworld: Dang, That was 'couldn't'. It was the keyboard, I swearno cell phones were damaged in typing this
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