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(Bob Coskas)   Emmitt Smith's 2014 NFL Mock Draft. WARNING - Take two aspirin now and two more after seeing Teddy Bridgewater drafted twice   ( walterfootball.com) divider line
    More: Silly, Emmitt Smith, Teddy Bridgewater, St. Louis Rams, Raiders, Auburn Tigers, Willis McGahee, Josh McCown, XFL  
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2014-04-20 03:25:00 PM  
Any link to last year's predictions, so I can see if this any more valid that something like marking a grid in a farmyard for cows to shiat on?
 
2014-04-20 03:27:43 PM  
OK -- once again: Read TFA before commenting, read TFA before commenting, read TFA before commenting...
 
2014-04-20 04:13:33 PM  
I hate mock posts. Wait, make that 'mark' posts.
 
2014-04-20 04:30:32 PM  
FTA

This is what a 2014 NFL Mock Draft would look like if Emmitt Smith created one. This is satire, so don't take this seriously. But please read it - Emmitt put his blood, sweat and cry into it.

Reading is hard.

/Satire tag too high to be used today?
 
2014-04-20 04:43:05 PM  
So is this accurate satire (ie: this is close to how Emmitt Smith talks) or am I justified in being acutely uncomfortable with this article?
 
2014-04-20 04:48:54 PM  
Your blog sucks.
 
2014-04-20 04:51:11 PM  
Time to masturbate to ball up the feel
 
2014-04-20 05:03:26 PM  
Wow. Ripping off a Drew Magary bit from 2007.

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2 007/11/in-football-its-very-impo r tant-to-be.html
 
2014-04-20 05:04:32 PM  
That Emmitt, he's a wordsmith ain't he?
 
2014-04-20 05:16:54 PM  

The Smails Kid: Your blog sucks.


I love the Walterfootball mock drafts they predict picks into the 7th round and have teams moving back and forth for no reason. They are extremely inaccurate and 90% of the picks seem to be pulled out if their ass but at least they have fun with it.

/All mock drafts are 90% wrong
 
2014-04-20 05:36:37 PM  

Techhell: So is this accurate satire (ie: this is close to how Emmitt Smith talks) or am I justified in being acutely uncomfortable with this article?


Yes. Yes it is very, very close to the way the man speaks.
 
2014-04-20 05:37:19 PM  
Satire tag sits in the green room, waiting to be picked at #32.
 
2014-04-20 05:52:20 PM  
Is this is the equivalent of typing in blackface.
 
2014-04-20 06:03:14 PM  
Well, that wasn't funny.
 
2014-04-20 06:20:04 PM  

Seacop: Is this is the equivalent of typing in blackface.


what has six legs and yells 'ho de do, ho de do, ho de do!'?

/3 Emmitt's running for the elevator.
//racist article is racist.
 
2014-04-20 06:45:15 PM  

4NTLRZ: Techhell: So is this accurate satire (ie: this is close to how Emmitt Smith talks) or am I justified in being acutely uncomfortable with this article?

Yes. Yes it is very, very close to the way the man speaks.


Ah, okay. Good to know, because this... oi. I don't think I'd be willing to write an article in this way, even if it was accurate. Just... wow.
 
2014-04-20 06:51:29 PM  

Go Fornicate Without a Partner: Seacop: Is this is the equivalent of typing in blackface.

what has six legs and yells 'ho de do, ho de do, ho de do!'?

/3 Emmitt's running for the elevator.
//racist article is racist.


Came here to say the same thing.  Just because it is satire doesn't mean it isn't racist.
 
2014-04-20 08:00:37 PM  
He needs to end up with the Chargers to complete the drum circle they've had going on. Brees, Rivers, Flutie, Leaf, Bridgewater.
 
2014-04-20 08:11:28 PM  

Techhell: So is this accurate satire (ie: this is close to how Emmitt Smith talks) or am I justified in being acutely uncomfortable with this article?


I think you're justified being uncomfortable whether he speaks like this or not.
 
2014-04-20 08:19:55 PM  

Techhell: So is this accurate satire (ie: this is close to how Emmitt Smith talks) or am I justified in being acutely uncomfortable with this article?


Have a look for yourself:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhETfAnnUr4
 
2014-04-20 08:53:06 PM  

Kiribub: Techhell: So is this accurate satire (ie: this is close to how Emmitt Smith talks) or am I justified in being acutely uncomfortable with this article?

I think you're justified being uncomfortable whether he speaks like this or not.


LolQue.bmp
 
2014-04-20 11:22:28 PM  

Speaker2Animals: OK -- once again: Read TFA before commenting, read TFA before commenting, read TFA before commenting...


No. Don't. It sucks and is a waste of time. It makes PFM look like intelligent satire.
 
2014-04-21 08:35:30 AM  
Yikes that was bad.  real bad.
 
2014-04-21 09:23:04 AM  
Emmitt Smif da Fif is gonna blow up this year.
 
2014-04-21 05:30:30 PM  

Techhell: 4NTLRZ: Techhell: So is this accurate satire (ie: this is close to how Emmitt Smith talks) or am I justified in being acutely uncomfortable with this article?

Yes. Yes it is very, very close to the way the man speaks.

Ah, okay. Good to know, because this... oi. I don't think I'd be willing to write an article in this way, even if it was accurate. Just... wow.


Yeah, he landed a job on TV as an analyst, but didn't last long because.... he just can't speak well. Here in the D/FW market, we riff on Ron Washington & his constant subject/verb agreement failure, but Smith just can't pronounce words. Add to that, he uses the wrong words all the time.

Search for a Heradura tequila radio spot he did in this market. What you hear will knock you off your feet. Lord knows how many takes he had to get it right & he still screwed the pooch!
 
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