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(CBC)   Saudi Arabia has confirmed seven new cases of Middle East Respiratory Syndrome, adding up to 36 infections in five days, a sudden increase of a disease that kills about a third of the people infected and has no cure. الجميع الذعر   (cbc.ca ) divider line
    More: Scary, Saudi Arabia, Mers, new cases, riyadh, Hajj, infections, diseases  
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2014-04-20 12:51:21 PM  
9 votes:
We've been warned for years that Camels cause lung problems, so it comes as no surprise
www.salem-news.com
2014-04-20 04:13:38 PM  
3 votes:

MooseUpNorth: Someone want to translate for the terminally lazy?


 يسوع المسيح، فكرت جوجل ترجمة كان لكسول عضال.

/ عندما كنت طفلا كان عليك أن تذهب إلى المكتبة
/ / المطلوب الناس للترجمة، سيتطلب المزيد من الوقت من استخدام جوجل
2014-04-20 12:18:53 PM  
3 votes:
international and Saudi health authorities say the disease, which originated in camels, does not transmit easily between people and may simply die out.


o_O
2014-04-20 04:55:41 PM  
2 votes:

ManifestDestiny: Dirty J1: Haha good. Lets hope it spreads to all the Middle East and just wipes out all them mud hut dwelling, dirt farming camel jockey bomb fetishists. Maybe I'm a little racist against them but what can I say? They've tried to kill me several times while i was over there trying to HELP them.

Well, aren't you just a class act.


Yeah, sorry, but he isn't the only one who feels that way. The magical thinking, the instant butthurt over the smallest things, and the sheer "I hate you because you're not like me" just works your nerves after a while.

Wait, were we talking about Arabs or teabaggers?
2014-04-20 03:49:56 PM  
2 votes:

MooseUpNorth: Someone want to translate for the terminally lazy?

Tất cả mọi người hoảng loạn
2014-04-20 03:45:00 PM  
2 votes:

Agent Smiths Laugh: MooseUpNorth: Someone want to translate for the terminally lazy?

Everybody panic.


Dude, you don't have to be a dick about it, he just wants to know what it means.
2014-04-20 03:37:03 PM  
2 votes:
ermagherd, get yer ass to Mers
2014-04-20 03:17:50 PM  
2 votes:
. ברוך השם

would seem appropriate... ;)
2014-04-20 12:49:26 PM  
2 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: TheHighlandHowler: الجميع الذعر

Clever.  I should have guessed.

I was wavering between this and "shut down everything".


I'm totally going to slip that into a document at work when nobody's looking.
2014-04-20 12:26:49 PM  
2 votes:

TheHighlandHowler: الجميع الذعر

Clever.  I should have guessed.


I was wavering between this and "shut down everything".
2014-04-20 09:03:08 PM  
1 vote:
Insh'Allah.
2014-04-20 07:51:18 PM  
1 vote:

noitsnot: LaurenAguilera: Ah yes. Allow me to break out my Ramadan chair.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 240x240]

Worst chair ever.

Owner also likely to have futon.


Don't be hating on my Ramadan chair.

You can only sit on it after the sun has gone down.
2014-04-20 05:54:51 PM  
1 vote:
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men's barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?"

The Sergeant replied, "Well sir it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel."

The captain said, "Well if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all right with me."

After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand it any more so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!"

The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captain's quarters. The captain got a footstool and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"

The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride to town and pick up women..."
2014-04-20 05:25:37 PM  
1 vote:

FatherDale: Yeah, sorry, but he isn't the only one who feels that way. The magical thinking, the instant butthurt over the smallest things, and the sheer "I hate you because you're not like me" just works your nerves after a while.

Wait, were we talking about Arabs or teabaggers?


It works both ways.
There were lots of Muslims I worked with briefly in Afghanistan who got instantly butthurt when they realized I wouldn't change stop [insert random cultural minutiae here].  Just like the teabaggers, really.
Sometimes I think those guys should all get together and go bowling.
2014-04-20 05:24:26 PM  
1 vote:
They're just not shouting "Allah Akbar" loud enough.
2014-04-20 04:32:38 PM  
1 vote:

Mister Peejay: Agent Smiths Laugh: MooseUpNorth: Someone want to translate for the terminally lazy?

Everybody panic.

Dude, you don't have to be a dick about it, he just wants to know what it means.


What?

I wasn't. It means everybody panic, you dolt.

Understand?
2014-04-20 04:27:31 PM  
1 vote:

Dirty J1: Haha good. Lets hope it spreads to all the Middle East and just wipes out all them mud hut dwelling, dirt farming camel jockey bomb fetishists. Maybe I'm a little racist against them but what can I say? They've tried to kill me several times while i was over there trying to HELP them.


Well, aren't you just a class act.
2014-04-20 03:55:38 PM  
1 vote:
Ah yes. Allow me to break out my Ramadan chair.

s3.amazonaws.com
2014-04-20 03:51:07 PM  
1 vote:

wildcardjack: I'm not up on their schedule, when is that thing where millions go to Mecca and hang out for a few days?


Rocktober
2014-04-20 03:35:42 PM  
1 vote:
Saudi Arabia - they can always just blame jews, gays or atheists.
2014-04-20 03:23:40 PM  
1 vote:

international and Saudi health authorities say the disease, which originated in camels a CIA lab


/fixed
2014-04-20 03:04:28 PM  
1 vote:
الجميع الذعر

"Still no cure for camel"?
2014-04-20 12:22:09 PM  
1 vote:
الجميع الذعر

Clever.  I should have guessed.
 
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