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(Wikipedia)   Oh myyyyyyyyyyy. George Takei is 77 today   (en.wikipedia.org) divider line 45
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2014-04-20 12:51:48 PM  
You know who else had a birthday today????
 
2014-04-20 12:57:22 PM  
i.perezhilton.com
Happy Birthday, you fabulous old man.
 
2014-04-20 01:02:06 PM  
National. Holiday.
 
2014-04-20 01:03:15 PM  

Billy Liar: You know who else had a birthday today????


Godwin.
 
2014-04-20 01:04:42 PM  

Billy Liar: You know who else had a birthday today????


Hikaru Sulu?
 
2014-04-20 01:08:23 PM  

Billy Liar: You know who else had a birthday today????


I just hit a website that lists out famous birthdays and out of the hundred or so names listed - it chose to show pictures of: George Takai, Adolf Hitler, and .... Carmen Electra.

/obviously history's three greatest monsters born on this day
 
2014-04-20 01:08:55 PM  
Happy Birthday, George!
 
2014-04-20 01:10:03 PM  

HawgWild: Billy Liar: You know who else had a birthday today????


The Dud from Blow'd Up?
 
2014-04-20 01:21:15 PM  
i159.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-20 01:21:25 PM  

Billy Liar: You know who else had a birthday today????


Me.
 
2014-04-20 01:21:40 PM  
Happy Birthday, Uncle George! Truly, a National Treasure.
 
2014-04-20 01:22:02 PM  

gingerjet: Billy Liar: You know who else had a birthday today????

I just hit a website that lists out famous birthdays and out of the hundred or so names listed - it chose to show pictures of: George Takai, Adolf Hitler, and ....  Carmen Electra.



Yeah but her boobs weren't born until about twenty years later.
 
2014-04-20 01:29:37 PM  
Happy Birthday to another balloon knot.
 
2014-04-20 01:31:49 PM  
He's a statistical anomaly.  Only 9% of gay people live past age 65, and the median age of their horrible, painful deaths is 42, after which they go directly to hell.

Don't believe me? Look at what this real, live doctor expert person says:

http://www.traditioninaction.org/HotTopics/a02rStatistcs.html

And oh, yeah: "Happy Birthday", you fabulous, awesome old dude, you.
 
2014-04-20 01:34:11 PM  
Happy birthday Mr. Oooooh myyyyyy man! :D
 
2014-04-20 01:34:55 PM  

markfara: He's a statistical anomaly.  Only 9% of gay people live past age 65, and the median age of their horrible, painful deaths is 42, after which they go directly to hell.

Don't believe me? Look at what this real, live doctor expert person says:

http://www.traditioninaction.org/HotTopics/a02rStatistcs.html


LOL, that's some pretty awesome satire right there.  Nice find!

Wait...
 
2014-04-20 01:41:19 PM  
Happy Birthday, you old, gorgeous bastard.
 
2014-04-20 01:41:36 PM  

markfara: Only 9% of gay people live past age 65


Well those stats were sown of misery and oppression. If normal people hated desert-people-storm-gods the way that desert-people-storm-god-worshipping people hated gays, perhaps only 9% of desert-people-storm-god-worshipping-people would live past age 65.
 
2014-04-20 01:43:33 PM  

syrynxx: markfara: Only 9% of gay people live past age 65

Well those stats were sown of misery and oppression. If normal people hated desert-people-storm-gods the way that desert-people-storm-god-worshipping people hated gays, perhaps only 9% of desert-people-storm-god-worshipping-people would live past age 65.


Geez. . . No matter how obvious you try to make the fact that you're goofing on something, there's always someone who doesn't get it.

I was goofing, dude. Have a nice Easter. . . . :-)
 
2014-04-20 01:45:28 PM  
So ... it's Easter, Takei's birthday, and 4/20.

Such a strange confluence of events to get Christians, gays and pot heads all celebrating on the same day. And if you are a gay Christian pot head, yowza! You've struck gold!
 
2014-04-20 01:49:38 PM  
Setting course for Risa.
 
2014-04-20 01:58:27 PM  

markfara: He's a statistical anomaly.  Only 9% of gay people live past age 65, and the median age of their horrible, painful deaths is 42, after which they go directly to hell.

Don't believe me? Look at what this real, live doctor expert person says:

http://www.traditioninaction.org/HotTopics/a02rStatistcs.html

And oh, yeah: "Happy Birthday", you fabulous, awesome old dude, you.


So I'm going to die in about 20 days. Awesome. I'll have more sex and book my window seat now.
 
2014-04-20 02:02:12 PM  

HawgWild: So ... it's Easter, Takei's birthday, and 4/20.

Such a strange confluence of events to get Christians, gays and pot heads all celebrating on the same day. And if you are a gay Christian pot head, yowza! You've struck gold!


You forgot about Hitler.
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-20 02:02:16 PM  

Billy Liar: You know who else had a birthday today????

i759.photobucket.com

 
2014-04-20 02:04:54 PM  

A Terrible Human: HawgWild: So ... it's Easter, Takei's birthday, and 4/20.

Such a strange confluence of events to get Christians, gays and pot heads all celebrating on the same day. And if you are a gay Christian pot head, yowza! You've struck gold!

You forgot about Hitler.
[img.fark.net image 62x172]


Dammit. And it's RIGHT THERE in the Weeners, too. AND I even responded!
 
2014-04-20 02:14:00 PM  

markfara: He's a statistical anomaly.  Only 9% of gay people live past age 65, and the median age of their horrible, painful deaths is 42, after which they go directly to hell.

Don't believe me? Look at what this real, live doctor expert person says:

http://www.traditioninaction.org/HotTopics/a02rStatistcs.html

And oh, yeah: "Happy Birthday", you fabulous, awesome old dude, you.


What is up with the background on that site?  It's vertigo inspiring.
 
2014-04-20 02:19:03 PM  
who's gonna suck his cock for his birthday?
 
2014-04-20 02:35:25 PM  

roger_lamothe: who's gonna suck his cock for his birthday?


I'm gonna hazard a guess that it will be Brad, his husband.
 
2014-04-20 02:39:18 PM  

Billy Liar: You know who else had a birthday today????


Mine
 
2014-04-20 02:40:05 PM  
His presence on Facebook negates the people I know who, to this day, feel the need to press for impeachment (the posts I hide because the people are cool outside politics). Happy Birthday, good sir.
 
2014-04-20 02:41:07 PM  
Dry Oatmeal.
 
2014-04-20 02:45:12 PM  

hodge-podge: Happy Birthday to another balloon knot.

Came for the Ballooooon knot.
leaving satisfied.
This came out wrong.
 
2014-04-20 02:52:27 PM  
img.fark.net

Happy birthday, George!  Stay fabulous!
 
2014-04-20 03:26:46 PM  

Billy Liar: You know who else had a birthday today????


www.simpsoncrazy.com
 
2014-04-20 03:53:17 PM  
Why yes I still would. I think 70 will go into 77 just fine.
 
2014-04-20 03:56:57 PM  

Billy Liar: You know who else had a birthday today????


my daughter? she's 11. The day she was born was easter also.
 
2014-04-20 03:59:28 PM  

Billy Liar: You know who else had a birthday today????


Jessica Lange?

Clint Howard?

Joey Lawrence? (WHOA!)

Miranda Kerr?

Crispin Glover?

Veronica Cartwright?
 
2014-04-20 03:59:51 PM  
I'm planning a bare-chested swordfight in his honor.
 
2014-04-20 04:43:22 PM  
Happy Birthday, Captain Sulu!
 
2014-04-20 05:23:08 PM  
Love it when George guests on Howard. I could listen to that laugh all day.

Happy B'Day!
 
2014-04-20 05:43:19 PM  

carrion_luggage: I'm planning a bare-chested swordfight in his honor.


I can fap to this...
 
2014-04-20 06:23:22 PM  

spcMike: Billy Liar: You know who else had a birthday today????

Me.


Happy Birthday to You!
 
2014-04-20 06:53:09 PM  
I enjoy George's Facebook page, pretty comical, glad he still has his sense of humor.
 
2014-04-20 07:00:28 PM  
Happy birthday Sulu!

I know you're reading this because you love all of us Trekkies.

I'd kiss you, except I don't love you that way.

And if I were gay, I'd probably go for Kirk or Spock before you anyway.
 
2014-04-20 07:02:12 PM  
Happy birthday gay asian man.
 
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