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2014-04-20 10:47:07 AM  
2 votes:

ZAZ: 7.62 millimeters


Another responsible gun owner.
2014-04-20 12:28:03 PM  
1 votes:

Witness99: theorellior: jtown: Wow. How nasty was that cornbread?

TheOther: Your cornbread must suck or she would have been mowing your lawn every weekend.

As I mentioned above, it wasn't the cornbread, it was being called out for being a meddling asshole.

So, you gift them with a nice, freshly baked loaf of corn bread in order to call them out as meddling assholes? I guess fight passive-aggressive with passive-aggressive, LOL


The 'meddlin' asshole neighbor's version:

Those kids next door, they're just kids and renters and haven't learned about taking care of property.  (We knew it was a bad thing when the house was sold to be rental property instead of to a homeowner.) Anyway, they do go to school and have jobs and, I suppose, not much time is left after parties and whatnot, but they had really let the lawn go...and you know how weeds next door can overrun a lawn in no time.  So, one Saturday morning, I got my lawn mower out and just mowed the lawn for them... without them having to ask or anything!...it was the Christian thing to do.  Anyway, I had just finished, and one those kids stepped out and nicely thanked me for mowing and gave me a fresh-baked loaf of cornbread...it wasn't as good as yours, of course...so they were really just good-hearted kids and, don't you know, they never let the lawn get that bad again!  So I guess the lesson was worth the work, especially with cornbread...even if it wasnt as good as yours.
2014-04-20 12:08:39 PM  
1 votes:
Call the cops, charge him with trespassing and public intoxication, and continue on with your day. Oh, wait, that's what they did - so, we're good? Sweet.
2014-04-20 11:26:52 AM  
1 votes:

theorellior: Haha, CSB time. When I was a young punk I lived in a rent house and my roomies and I were less than immediate with the lawn work. One spring it had rained for a week straight and the weeds were getting tall, so I figured I'd mow the lawn on Saturday when I'd be home from work and the sun would be out. Lo and behold, I woke up early Saturday morning to the sound of a lawnmower. There were a pair of survivalists living next door to us, and the woman had decided to mow our lawn because we obviously were too lazy to do it. So I calmly baked a nice loaf of cornbread while she did my lawn work for me, and when she was done and had put her mower away, I went over profusely apologizing and mentioning I had been planning to do that all week, and here's a small token of my thanks. The look on her face was priceless. She never tried doing that again.


Your cornbread was THAT bad?
2014-04-20 11:25:33 AM  
1 votes:
If a guy is falling off his lawn mower, I don't think letting him mow your yard for free is a good idea. There are lawyers circling the block waiting for the guy to hurt himself.

/Back away slowly.
//advise him to go sleep it off.
2014-04-20 10:54:50 AM  
1 votes:

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You don't mow another man's lawn!!!


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2014-04-20 10:52:48 AM  
1 votes:

abhorrent1: ZAZ: 7.62 millimeters

Another responsible gun owner.


I thought he was referring to the size of his member.

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2014-04-20 10:47:37 AM  
1 votes:
how big is the lawn?  10$ to 15$ seems about right. I might even buy the beer next time...
2014-04-20 08:42:41 AM  
1 votes:

Relatively Obscure: I can't really say I'd ever call the cops on someone for mowing my yard without permission.  I might go talk to him and ask him to mow his way back home, but that's about it.


As long as he stays out of the flower beds, have fun.
2014-04-20 08:35:42 AM  
1 votes:
I can't really say I'd ever call the cops on someone for mowing my yard without permission.  I might go talk to him and ask him to mow his way back home, but that's about it.
2014-04-20 04:01:51 AM  
1 votes:
90 degrees, biatch!
 
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