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2014-04-20 07:38:32 AM
God, I miss pot.

Stupid federal laws. Stupid companies drug testing for no good reason. Stupid people still believing the Reefer Madness bullshiat decades after it was disproven.
 
2014-04-20 07:49:56 AM

FirstNationalBastard: God, I miss pot.

Stupid federal laws. Stupid companies drug testing for no good reason. Stupid people still believing the Reefer Madness bullshiat decades after it was disproven.


Be patient.

I give it five years, tops.

We're all gonna need lots of drugs to make it through the next couple of decades.

/all hail weedlord bonerhitler
 
2014-04-20 08:47:58 AM
I have Crohns. Pot is the only thing I've found to make a significant impact on the symptoms without any serious side effects. Of course since I live in NY i have to break the law to use it. But frankly, I don't give a shiat. The laws will change, everyone knows it.
 
2014-04-20 09:01:47 AM
i2.kym-cdn.com
Be careful out there amongst them.
 
2014-04-20 09:09:02 AM
This seems like as good a thread as any to mention jury nullification.  You don't have to follow the judge's instructions at all.  Don't EVER let a judge know that you've heard of it, but just quietly do your duty as a juror, as the final line of defense against ridiculous laws.  I couldn't sleep at night knowing that I had a part in sending someone to prison for being in possession of a relatively harmless plant.

/never been called for jury duty
 
2014-04-20 09:11:53 AM
You know who else celebrated 4-20?
 
2014-04-20 09:16:07 AM
I would just like to say that I'm very glad that nothing especially horrible linked to April 19th happened in the US yesterday.
 
2014-04-20 09:18:26 AM

b0rscht: /all hail weedlord bonerhitler


i.imgur.com

img3.imageshack.us
 
2014-04-20 09:23:24 AM
I haven't smoked much pot in my life, but I've enjoyed the hell out of it. Wish I knew a dealer.
 
2014-04-20 09:35:26 AM
It's my brother's birthday. His friends take care of him. He's in CO, so it's legal now.
 
2014-04-20 09:37:43 AM
Pot is poison with enjoyable side effects.
 
2014-04-20 09:38:52 AM

MayoSlather: I haven't smoked much pot in my life, but I've enjoyed the hell out of it. Wish I knew a dealer.


Same here. I gave up the hookahs when my kids were born and my friend who grew his own moved to Vermont anyway.
 
2014-04-20 09:55:19 AM

InterruptingQuirk: Pot is poison with enjoyable side effects.


So is life.
 
2014-04-20 10:10:17 AM
Stoners aren't up yet......
 
2014-04-20 10:15:05 AM
*cough*
 
2014-04-20 10:46:33 AM
Perhaps if the desire of you is for the earliest of deaths then this would provide the answering.
 
2014-04-20 10:51:41 AM

Johnny Texas: FirstNationalBastard: Stupid companies drug testing for no good reason.

Maybe it's unnecessary in your industry, but I'd consider leaving mine if they stopped random drug testing.  I work in a heavy manufacturing environment where almost everybody in the plant is operating equipment that can kill if used incorrectly.  I have no issue with people getting high on their own time, but the problem with too many stoners is they don't see a problem with having a couple hits before work or while on lunch.


I would say it is necessary for the people in the plant, not in the office but that would be special treatment. We get a way to see if someone is currently under the influence instead of had a good Friday night and things will improve rapidly.
 
2014-04-20 11:02:46 AM

Johnny Texas: FirstNationalBastard: Stupid companies drug testing for no good reason.

Maybe it's unnecessary in your industry, but I'd consider leaving mine if they stopped random drug testing.  I work in a heavy manufacturing environment where almost everybody in the plant is operating equipment that can kill if used incorrectly.  I have no issue with people getting high on their own time, but the problem with too many stoners is they don't see a problem with having a couple hits before work or while on lunch.


I (occasionally) work around dangerous chemicals. Yeah, people under the influence of any mind-altering drug ( or even just sleep-deprived! ) should just not do certain jobs....

/ got a week of vacation coming up and want to get stoned or blitzed? I have no problem with that...
 
2014-04-20 11:10:24 AM

Johnny Texas: FirstNationalBastard: Stupid companies drug testing for no good reason.

Maybe it's unnecessary in your industry, but I'd consider leaving mine if they stopped random drug testing.  I work in a heavy manufacturing environment where almost everybody in the plant is operating equipment that can kill if used incorrectly.  I have no issue with people getting high on their own time, but the problem with too many stoners is they don't see a problem with having a couple hits before work or while on lunch.


I agree with that.

However, office drones, retail monkeys, people who aren't operating heavy equipment or driving... No reason to test them at all.

And I agree with a later post that if tests could let you know if someone was impaired at the moment they were tested instead of ballparking it within the previous month, things would be better on that front.
 
2014-04-20 11:40:59 AM

Johnny Texas: FirstNationalBastard: However, office drones, retail monkeys, people who aren't operating heavy equipment or driving... No reason to test them at all.

Wouldn't an office drone be less productive if they were getting blazed before work?


No less productive than someone who had been up all night because they have a young child, or someone that has a hangover, or someone that is in the middle of a big argument with their wife and can't concentrate, or someone who would just rather be outside in the sun today.

This argument just doesn't work.

The standard for employment is not 'is this worker as productive as this worker can possibly be' it's "it this worker as productive as they need to be for the job/salary". If they answer to the latter is yes you keep them, if its no then you don't. It makes no sense to bring in a whole bunch of 'what ifs'.
 
2014-04-20 11:43:25 AM
Most marijuana smokers are Negroes, Hispanics, jazz musicians, and entertainers. Their satanic music is driven by marijuana, and marijuana smoking by white women makes them want to seek sexual relations with Negroes, entertainers, and others. It is a drug that causes insanity, criminality, and death - the most violence-causing drug in the history of mankind.
 
2014-04-20 11:51:37 AM
I would, but I don't got 'em.
 
2014-04-20 12:12:57 PM
Dude
www.scottgustafson.com
they're baked!
 
2014-04-20 12:13:51 PM

shanrick: Most marijuana smokers are Negroes, Hispanics, jazz musicians, and entertainers. Their satanic music is driven by marijuana, and marijuana smoking by white women makes them want to seek sexual relations with Negroes, entertainers, and others. It is a drug that causes insanity, criminality, and death - the most violence-causing drug in the history of mankind.


More from Harry Anslinger (1937):

This drug is entirely the monster Hyde, the harmful effect of which cannot be measured. Some people will fly into a delirious rage, and they are temporarily irresponsible and may commit violent crimes. Other people will laugh uncontrollably. It is impossible to say what the effect will be on any individual. Those research men who have tried it [marijuana] have always been under control. They have always insisted upon that. ... It is dangerous to the mind and body, and particularly dangerous to the criminal type, because it releases all of the inhibitions.
 
2014-04-20 12:21:04 PM

basemetal: Stoners aren't up yet......


Dave's not here, man....
 
2014-04-20 12:23:16 PM
Haven't smoked in nearly 20 years. Just lost interest.
 
2014-04-20 12:26:11 PM
like, happy easter, man...
 
2014-04-20 12:27:46 PM

Dinki: I have Crohns. Pot is the only thing I've found to make a significant impact on the symptoms without any serious side effects. Of course since I live in NY i have to break the law to use it. But frankly, I don't give a shiat. The laws will change, everyone knows it.


Is THC anti-inflammatory?  I know it has analgesic properties.... crazy.
 
2014-04-20 12:37:35 PM

Johnny Texas: FirstNationalBastard: Stupid companies drug testing for no good reason.

Maybe it's unnecessary in your industry, but I'd consider leaving mine if they stopped random drug testing.  I work in a heavy manufacturing environment where almost everybody in the plant is operating equipment that can kill if used incorrectly.  I have no issue with people getting high on their own time, but the problem with too many stoners is they don't see a problem with having a couple hits before work or while on lunch.


Same here. As far as I'm concerned there needs to be an increase in drug testing in my industry (aviation). With some companies the only time you get tested is when you first get hired or when you get into an accident.
 
2014-04-20 12:43:41 PM

nekom: This seems like as good a thread as any to mention jury nullification.  You don't have to follow the judge's instructions at all.  Don't EVER let a judge know that you've heard of it, but just quietly do your duty as a juror, as the final line of defense against ridiculous laws.  I couldn't sleep at night knowing that I had a part in sending someone to prison for being in possession of a relatively harmless plant.

/never been called for jury duty


Wouldn't this be seen as being in contempt of court?
 
2014-04-20 12:58:10 PM
change1211:
Wouldn't this be seen as being in contempt of court?

I don't think so.  There was a high profile trial just a few years ago, I believe for contempt, of a person who was passing out literature explaining the right to people outside of a courthouse, and I believe that person did win.  Despite the judge's instructions, your obligation as a juror is to render a verdict.  You can base that on anything you god damn well please and you are under no obligation to explain yourself.  If the "crime" is one that you believe it ridiculous to imprison someone over, you have the right and I dare say the obligation to acquit.  No judge in this country will ever tell you that, and if you even hint towards it in the slightest your ass is getting booted from any jury.
 
2014-04-20 01:04:00 PM

xanadian: like, happy easter, man...


High as a kite, He is Risen!!! \o/
 
2014-04-20 01:10:41 PM

nekom: change1211:
Wouldn't this be seen as being in contempt of court?

I don't think so.  There was a high profile trial just a few years ago, I believe for contempt, of a person who was passing out literature explaining the right to people outside of a courthouse, and I believe that person did win.  Despite the judge's instructions, your obligation as a juror is to render a verdict.  You can base that on anything you god damn well please and you are under no obligation to explain yourself.  If the "crime" is one that you believe it ridiculous to imprison someone over, you have the right and I dare say the obligation to acquit.  No judge in this country will ever tell you that, and if you even hint towards it in the slightest your ass is getting booted from any jury.


Wouldn't lying to the court be what could get you in trouble? Your idea also seems like it would just waste a bunch of everyone's time and money, including the person being charged with the crime who now has to spend a bunch more money on lawyers.
 
2014-04-20 01:17:55 PM
2 large medium pizzas guy is pumped for today.
 
2014-04-20 01:21:51 PM
change1211:
Wouldn't lying to the court be what could get you in trouble? Your idea also seems like it would just waste a bunch of everyone's time and money, including the person being charged with the crime who now has to spend a bunch more money on lawyers.

Well obviously it's a bad idea to ever lie to the court, but omitting knowledge that you have isn't perjury.  And if you were on trial for a "crime", would you prefer I vote to convict?  Or would you rather take your chances that a hung jury will lead to the DA saying "fark it" and dropping the case?  Call me crazy, but as far as I'm concerned, if there is no victim there is no crime.
 
2014-04-20 01:33:40 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: *cough*



awhitecarousel.com

"hock a loog, yea"
 
2014-04-20 01:45:30 PM
Is this thread ever going GREEN?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-04-20 03:48:38 PM
How long have I been on Fark? I remember when drug references were a way to get a thread deleted.
 
2014-04-20 04:25:18 PM
I bought a weedwhacker today on 4/20.  There's a joke in there somewhere
 
2014-04-20 04:26:04 PM
And here we.....go
 
2014-04-20 04:26:21 PM
I live in Co and I'm sick as fark. Can't breathe, can't smoke. So damn angry.
 
2014-04-20 04:26:22 PM

ZAZ: How long have I been on Fark? I remember when drug references were a way to get a thread deleted.


I remember a couple of hypocritical booze heads saying I should be banned for making a 420 reference in an NFL thread around 5 years ago. I just pointed out that I had a cannabis card, so I wasn't advocating something illegal where I live. Wish I remembered who the two coonts were that complained.
 
2014-04-20 04:26:24 PM

violentsalvation: MaudlinMutantMollusk: *cough*


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"hock a loog, yea"


I didn't know Munch was a singer too.
 
2014-04-20 04:29:24 PM
"He is high" is not the same as "He is risen"
blogtown.portlandmercury.com
 
2014-04-20 04:30:01 PM
Do you guys think the people in the other threads can smell it?

How long has that car been parked over there?

Did you guys just hear the door bell?

They know... they know.
 
2014-04-20 04:31:22 PM

InterruptingQuirk: Pot is poison with enjoyable side effects.


Oh? What's the LD-50? What diseases does it cause? What's its toxicology? How many deaths have there been from smoking it?

1) Nobody has ever died from it
2) None that we know of
3) None that we know of
4) To date, none
 
2014-04-20 04:32:23 PM

farkingismybusiness: [i2.kym-cdn.com image 600x379]
Be careful out there amongst them.


I think she meant Cannabisism.
 
2014-04-20 04:33:59 PM

Bathysphere: I live in Co and I'm sick as fark. Can't breathe, can't smoke. So damn angry.


Edibles and tinctures are sold at every dispensary in Co.

You're welcom.
 
2014-04-20 04:35:28 PM
Gateway troll thread?
 
2014-04-20 04:36:26 PM
Does pot help anyone with chronic migraines?
 
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