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(KSBW Monterey)   Workers at a Central California ranch could hardly believe their eyes when they spotted a) all their pecan trees were ready to harvest, b) bones dug up by one of the ranch's dogs, or c) a sea lion pup hopping through an orchard   (ksbw.com ) divider line
    More: Strange, sea lions, San Joaquin River, eyes  
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-04-20 07:48:20 AM  
A few years back New Bedford (Mass.) police were called to the projects and there they were attacked by a rabid otter that came out of the woods.
 
2014-04-20 08:34:27 AM  
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Ya know if I saw an out of place animal I'd start wondering wtf I was on.
 
Rat
2014-04-20 08:36:16 AM  
They say only the guilty sleep in prison.  I wonder what this little feller did?

™  or is being extremely cute illegal?
 
2014-04-20 08:36:25 AM  
Sea lion with a light pecan sauce sounds delicious.
 
2014-04-20 08:45:20 AM  
Fta "Officials aren't sure why the sea lion left the river..."

SEA lion left the RIVER?

I just don't know anymore....the world is upside down, I tell ya!
 
2014-04-20 08:45:33 AM  
Officials aren't sure why the sea lion left the river or hopped such a long way on the ground.

Yeah well....kids will do that.
 
2014-04-20 08:48:34 AM  
Sounds like he may have had some 'assistance' in getting there.
 
Skr
2014-04-20 09:01:25 AM  
Cute wee lil sea lions in the article. Too bad they weren't able to get a photo of the adventurer. Hopefully it was just an isolated case of disorientation and not a sign of a toxic algae bloom or the harbinger of a mega quake.
 
Rat
2014-04-20 09:08:29 AM  
http://www.cbsnews.com/video/lost-sea-lions-rescued-in-record-numbers- on-california-coast

Here's a pretty good video.
 
Rat
2014-04-20 09:09:40 AM  
 
2014-04-20 09:24:37 AM  
They are all headed to the Arizona coast
 
2014-04-20 09:40:51 AM  
those things are adorable.
 
2014-04-20 09:43:25 AM  

utah dude: those things are adorable.


too bad they grow up to be California Sea Lions
 
2014-04-20 10:42:13 AM  
He escaped from the Dentist's office. I think his Dad is trying to find him.

/far from obscure
 
2014-04-20 10:57:39 AM  
What are the chances someone kidnapped him in Southern California, drove him home to the Sacramento area, realized they couldn't feed it or keep it, and dumped it in a field?
 
2014-04-20 12:26:48 PM  
A) B) C) headlines are the worst.
 
2014-04-20 12:58:56 PM  
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Hoppie, in the middle. Much more relevant.
 
2014-04-20 12:59:27 PM  
Marine mammals have some history of swimming up California rivers, but they aren't seen very often. Sea lions do go on land to sleep and socialize, but it's rare for them to leave sight of water.
 
2014-04-20 01:38:28 PM  
Pelosi give them directions?
 
2014-04-20 01:44:00 PM  
Still trying to escape the killer whale, huh?
 
2014-04-20 01:54:32 PM  
It's just a really fat squirrel.
 
2014-04-20 05:24:36 PM  
That was going to be an evolutionary step. You just tossed it back. How would you have felt if you were walking onto land for the first time taking a breath of air and then suddenly you were thwarted? We'd be fishes still folks.

That seal had a plan, one that may have led to the salvation of all humanity in a few million years.
 
2014-04-20 05:38:41 PM  

lindalouwho: Fta "Officials aren't sure why the sea lion left the river..."

SEA lion left the RIVER?

I just don't know anymore....the world is upside down, I tell ya!


And shouldn't it be a river lion cub instead of a pup?
 
2014-04-20 05:49:35 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: Pelosi give them directions?


Nah, Palin.

She told them they could see Russia from there.
 
2014-04-20 09:25:50 PM  
That's gotta be some good meth.
 
2014-04-21 02:08:46 AM  

IoSaturnalia: utah dude: those things are adorable.

too bad they grow up to be California Sea Lions


They probably found him because he was barking louder than the dogs.
 
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