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(Q13 Fox)   2 or 3 people are offended by 4/20 ad featuring Jesus smoking a joint and promoting burger specials in Seattle. Owner says, "Hey, I'm not your moral compass, I'm selling burgers. If you're looking to me for moral direction, you're probably misguided"   (q13fox.com) divider line 43
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2014-04-20 05:09:24 AM
6 votes:
So did he see his goddam shadow or what!?!
2014-04-20 03:36:57 AM
6 votes:
Luke 22:19 "And he took bread, gave thanks and broke it, put grilled ground beef, tomato and lettuce between it, and gave it to them, saying, "This is my body given for you; do this in remembrance of me."
 @#$%ing Council of Nicea.  Catholics could have been getting burgers at mass all these years.
2014-04-20 07:37:49 AM
4 votes:

Tetrazphere: Yea...It's not ok to be culturally insensitive or marginalize anyone except Christians on one of their most important Holy days of the year. Bravo egalitarian pluralism.

/Undeniably brilliant advertising


Dude: Christ suffered the Cross so that you and I wouldn'tt have to. Come down from there.
2014-04-20 12:37:05 AM
4 votes:
But can he turn the bongwater into wine?
2014-04-20 08:33:31 AM
2 votes:

KeelingLovesCornholes: jso2897: Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: - Post unfunny 4/20 Jesus ad to your burger stand newsgroup
- conservative whargarbl garners national media attention

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Well, that's why anybody who cares what some fool puts in his burger ad is a dumbass.

This. And the fact that he feels compelled to means his burgers must suck. Let's see him do that to Muhammad and see what happens. I think he knows better.


Muslims take their prophet seriously, and are willing to die for their beliefs.

Christians won't even follow the teachings of their savior, they just biatch online and pretend to be victims.
2014-04-20 04:54:50 AM
2 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2014-04-20 04:01:37 AM
2 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: And tap-dancing. I feel he should be tap-dancing.


i.imgur.com
2014-04-20 04:00:32 AM
2 votes:
Why stop with Jesus?  How about

... Martin Luther King rolling craps for a casino advertisement.

... Gandhi holding an AK-47 for a gun shop advertisement.

... John F. Kennedy wearing a Cowboy hat for a Dallas tourism ad.
2014-04-20 03:28:34 AM
2 votes:
i28.photobucket.com

Not offended
2014-04-20 03:21:43 AM
2 votes:
There are no burgers in the Bible.

/that's why we eat them here
2014-04-20 02:08:49 AM
2 votes:
HERO tag must be getting high in the alley behind the restaurant.
2014-04-20 01:08:45 AM
2 votes:
When it comes to sacrilege, I prefer the Ghost BC Burger.
www.neontommy.com
/you know who else celebrated 4/20?
2014-04-20 12:59:27 AM
2 votes:
I prefer Cheesus ...

www.atacrossroads.net
2014-04-20 03:09:03 PM
1 votes:
craphound.com
2014-04-20 11:23:02 AM
1 votes:

Professor Farksworth: I've never understood why people feel the need to whip up a shiatstorm over anything that offends them. Maybe we should take a large chunk of Wyoming or Montana and create a large "Sanitary City" and move all easily offended people there. There everything is sunshine and daisies. No offensive images, shows, movies, music, advertisements, language, books or thoughts. Everything is clean and pristine. Then the rest of us who know how to laugh things off or simply ignore what we don't like can get on with our farking lives without having to hear about the latest person shouting "NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, THIS  OFFENDS MESO WE SHOULD DO EVERYTHING WE CAN TO MAKE SURE  I AM NOT  OFFENDEDANYMORE!"

/Send the "our child can't have peanuts/milk/bread/fun so no other child in the school can either" parents too
//Actually send all the helicopter parents there
///Paid for by the Professor Farksworth Get The Hell Over It Foundation


Didn't they already do this in Utah?
2014-04-20 10:55:28 AM
1 votes:
Some people have the attitude, "making money excuses you to do whatever you want." I wonder if they think, the more money you make, the more ethics you're allowed to ignore? The richer you are, the more people you're allowed to screw.

Fark those people.
2014-04-20 10:45:59 AM
1 votes:

Snapper Carr: ecmoRandomNumbers: And tap-dancing. I feel he should be tap-dancing.

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why is Ashton Kutcher dancing on a cracker?
2014-04-20 09:10:43 AM
1 votes:

Jorn the Younger: Ficoce: Jesus was a part of the bible the business of religion used for advertizing purposes, they still do. Had he died by drowning, would the cross be seen anywhere?

/what's wrong with a little cross-promotion?

It's much harder to make a nice looking pond that people can pin on their walls or cars or wear around their necks though.

I have a vague memory of reading a book that took place in a world where Christ was hanged, not crucified, so the holy symbol of the church was a noose, not a cross.

Probably a really good thing Christ didn't die of complications related to elephantitis of the genetalia


I think it would be funnier if Christ died of autoerotic asphyxiation.
2014-04-20 08:50:51 AM
1 votes:

Resident Muslim: Sure, guys. Know any good homosexual jokes? How about some funny black ones? Hispanic?
What about September 11 ones? Holocaust (sp?)?

All I'm saying, there's tasteful and there's not. Even with dark humor.


How do you tell if your roommate in college is queer?
His dick tastes like shiat.
How do you make a gay fark a woman?

[I can't find any funny racist jokes right now, but that could be because racists aren't funny.]

September 11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Btw, did you know the very first 9/11 joke was actually told by one of the hijackers on the plane? Although it doesn't really count because I don't think it landed.

A friend of mine from school got caught masturbating in the showers. It completely ruined our class trip to Auschwitz.
But I don't really want to joke about the Holocaust because my grandfather died in a concentration camp. Fell off a guard tower.

etc.


I was thinking child rape victims might be off limits, but Jimmy Carr tackled that one as well. ("I discovered the hard way that the worst way to start a benefit gig for abused children, is with an apology.")
2014-04-20 08:27:41 AM
1 votes:
So, another 4/20 thread full of chronic trolling. Modmins should nip this one in the bud, before it goes to seed.
2014-04-20 08:23:06 AM
1 votes:

edmo: I've never known anyone to look for moral direction. I have known plenty who feel it their obligation to provide it.


It's for your own good.
2014-04-20 08:15:36 AM
1 votes:

log_jammin: jso2897: I don't get it. It seems like so much more fun to argue with actual people.

but it's an easy way to win, when the facts don't support your beliefs.


coffeetablecongress.com

You said it bro.
2014-04-20 08:14:58 AM
1 votes:

fasahd: Resident Muslim:


Sure, guys. Know any good homosexual jokes? How about some funny black ones? Hispanic?
What about September 11 ones? Holocaust (sp?)?

Stop me if you've heard this one: A flamer, a black guy and a Latino walk into a bar at the bottom of the world trade center on 9/11 and the bartender has these numbers on his arms. So the black guy asks, hey were you in a concentration camp? And the bartender says, no it's just...           finish this joke.


to remind myself that I need call someone to fix the oven.

/too soon?
2014-04-20 08:13:35 AM
1 votes:

fasahd: Resident Muslim:


Sure, guys. Know any good homosexual jokes? How about some funny black ones? Hispanic?
What about September 11 ones? Holocaust (sp?)?

Stop me if you've heard this one: A flamer, a black guy and a Latino walk into a bar at the bottom of the world trade center on 9/11 and the bartender has these numbers on his arms. So the black guy asks, hey were you in a concentration camp? And the bartender says, no it's just...           finish this joke.


www.musclediscussion.com

I think we found Bender's Fark handle.
2014-04-20 08:08:09 AM
1 votes:

robohobo: Wondering the result had it depicted Allah, instead. Or MLK.


Climb off the cross, dude. It's not your turn.
2014-04-20 07:31:21 AM
1 votes:

log_jammin: TerminalEchoes: But if it was a liberal sacred cow instead of a conservative one, you people would have lost your minds. You know it and I know it.

when you became a conservative were you issued a crystal ball that shows you what liberals would be outraged about in alternative timelines, or is it just a gift?


If You Want To Know What A Liberal Believes, Ask A Conservative.™
2014-04-20 06:36:48 AM
1 votes:

TerminalEchoes: But if it was a liberal sacred cow instead of a conservative one, you people would have lost your minds. You know it and I know it.


when you became a conservative were you issued a crystal ball that shows you what liberals would be outraged about in alternative timelines, or is it just a gift?
2014-04-20 06:26:32 AM
1 votes:
Resident Muslim:


Sure, guys. Know any good homosexual jokes? How about some funny black ones? Hispanic?
What about September 11 ones? Holocaust (sp?)?


Stop me if you've heard this one: A flamer, a black guy and a Latino walk into a bar at the bottom of the world trade center on 9/11 and the bartender has these numbers on his arms. So the black guy asks, hey were you in a concentration camp? And the bartender says, no it's just...           finish this joke.
2014-04-20 06:22:35 AM
1 votes:

Lapdance: I had my fill of grass way back in the early 70's. I quit when it went over $20/oz. so all you still doing it can suck it. HAHAHA! Never heard anyone call it 420 then. That came along sometime after I wasn't doing it anymore. Have no idea what significance that number has with it. Don't really care either now. Burgers, that's a different story, around here 5 Guys is probably the best.


Alright booze brain, you somehow win in your mind.
2014-04-20 06:16:33 AM
1 votes:

Resident Muslim: log_jammin: Resident Muslim: And yes, it's sad to see Christ and Christians acceptable targets for mockery.

no one should be exempted from mockery.

TheJoe03: Resident Muslim: And yet no one is asking what's his Fark handle??

Probably Letrole.

And yes, it's sad to see Christ and Christians acceptable targets for mockery.

Everyone should be acceptable to be mocked. People are too dumb to understand context though, so they freak out about things that don't matter.


Sure, guys. Know any good homosexual jokes? How about some funny black ones? Hispanic?
What about September 11 ones? Holocaust (sp?)?

All I'm saying, there's tasteful and there's not. Even with dark humor.


It's called comedy. You must have glossed over where I said morons can't understand context. Guess I was talking about people like you.
2014-04-20 05:20:25 AM
1 votes:

Tetrazphere: Yea...It's not ok to be culturally insensitive or marginalize anyone except Christians on one of their most important Holy days of the year. Bravo egalitarian pluralism.

/Undeniably brilliant advertising


Are you masturbating?  I'm picturing you masturbating while typing that.
2014-04-20 05:04:19 AM
1 votes:
And yet no one is asking what's his Fark handle??

Probably Letrole.

And yes, it's sad to see Christ and Christians acceptable targets for mockery.
2014-04-20 04:53:45 AM
1 votes:

tinfoil-hat maggie: What part of not worshiping images, graven or otherwise do some so called christens understand that? Christianity like the Muslim thing weren't supposed to have images that could be defiled like say Egyptian Pharaoh's tombs, monuments were. Also to my understanding the whole Shia-Sunni spilt happened over weather you should build a tomb . Crazy, all religions are.


Must have been some nasty weather to have caused that split.  Was it snow, I bet it was snow.
2014-04-20 04:40:49 AM
1 votes:

safetycap: robohobo: Wondering the result had it depicted Allah, instead. Or MLK.


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// Aww, do Brown (and Tan) people scare you?
// ProTip: Do a little research first, so you'll learn that Allah and YHWH are the same god.
// MLK is not a god, but thanks for asking


Lulz, not butthurt in the slightest. I don't give a shiat what people do, and I find offended people fairly humorous. Don't give a shiat about the browns. Also, MLK is treated as a religious figure by a portion of the population, and I expect an ad featuring him playing craps would not be taken very well. But hey, good on you, social justice warrior.
2014-04-20 04:38:23 AM
1 votes:

Sgygus: ou can call a Caucasian a honky and no one cares.


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
2014-04-20 04:05:59 AM
1 votes:

Captain Dan: Why stop with Jesus?  How about

... Martin Luther King rolling craps for a casino advertisement.

... Gandhi holding an AK-47 for a gun shop advertisement.

... John F. Kennedy wearing a Cowboy hat for a Dallas tourism ad.


Each would be hilarious. Jesus seems like a laid back guy, the kind that would smoke up and hang out with whores. He wouldn't do the whores, cause ancient-herpes, but he'd hang out with them, cause entertainment.

Your first two suggestions would be a batsignal for social justice warriors, while Kennedy would likely only rile up texans and older folk who worshipped Kennedy.
2014-04-20 03:39:22 AM
1 votes:
Wondering the result had it depicted Allah, instead. Or MLK.
2014-04-20 03:27:55 AM
1 votes:

HotWingAgenda: Considering that burgers are a culinary descendant of steak tartare, which was invented by the barbarian hordes that swept in to Eastern Europe from Asia, I don't see what they have to do with Christian mythology one way or the other.


That's way too historical at this hour
2014-04-20 03:26:47 AM
1 votes:
Considering that burgers are a culinary descendant of steak tartare, which was invented by the barbarian hordes that swept in to Eastern Europe from Asia, I don't see what they have to do with Christian mythology one way or the other.
2014-04-20 03:25:41 AM
1 votes:

Sgygus: There are no burgers in the Bible.

/that's why we eat them here


And when we're gone from here, all our friends will be eating all our burgers.
/no wait that doesn't flow the same way at all...
2014-04-20 03:19:18 AM
1 votes:
Good for him for not backing down. I'd drive to Seattle to have a burger if I could afford one.
2014-04-20 12:35:07 AM
1 votes:

DownDaRiver: Better than Jesus on toast
Good for him
Anybody live near there? Hows the burgers?


They're delicious.
2014-04-20 12:24:31 AM
1 votes:
Better than Jesus on toast
Good for him
Anybody live near there? Hows the burgers?
 
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