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(Q13 Fox)   2 or 3 people are offended by 4/20 ad featuring Jesus smoking a joint and promoting burger specials in Seattle. Owner says, "Hey, I'm not your moral compass, I'm selling burgers. If you're looking to me for moral direction, you're probably misguided"   (q13fox.com) divider line 224
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2014-04-20 03:03:10 PM  

DoctorCal: Lapdance: I had my fill of grass way back in the early 70's. I quit when it went over $20/oz. so all you still doing it can suck it. HAHAHA! Never heard anyone call it 420 then. That came along sometime after I wasn't doing it anymore. Have no idea what significance that number has with it. Don't really care either now. Burgers, that's a different story, around here 5 Guys is probably the best.

You had your fill of grass when you were ten years old?


Hey, Jesus has been used to sell killing other people for hundreds of years already!  The Vatican had a lock on that market since the fall of the Roman Empire.
 
2014-04-20 03:05:47 PM  

imfallen_angel: Without Fail: imfallen_angel: Someone needs to get the pictures of the owner's mom and use that for commercials for Depends, STD's, and various tasteless things and see if he'll like that.

Tasteless and lack of respect is childish, glad he thinks it's all edgy.. but he got the publicity he wanted I guess and idiots will flock to be his customers.

Again, to bring up the obvious, the owner's mom actually existed.
There is no proof that Jesus did.

/also, burgers and bud are both tasty.

I've seen writings about this guy called Jesus and I've yet to see anything about his mom.

/see how that works...


To quote the late Sam Kinison: He had better be the ONLY son of God, if you know what I mean.  Did you ask for some ID?
 
2014-04-20 03:09:03 PM  
craphound.com
 
2014-04-20 04:34:52 PM  

Caffeine Induced Diarrhea: imfallen_angel: Someone needs to get the pictures of the owner's mom and use that for commercials for Depends, STD's, and various tasteless things and see if he'll like that.

Tasteless and lack of respect is childish, glad he thinks it's all edgy.. but he got the publicity he wanted I guess and idiots will flock to be his customers.

Heres another one, maybe you could go kill him for making an image of your prophet.

/Oh youre poor sensibilities were offended? Poor poor you.


Another one what?

Prophet?

What are you on?

I'm guessing that you're one of those close-minded retards that needs to validate themselves over making fun of others' beliefs...

The joke is, I'm not even religious, I just believe in have some respect for others in general unless they prove to not deserve it, but I do the intelligent thing and not condemn a whole group, but the individual in question.  So since you've showed no respect, hence, I will not respect you directly instead of saying that all atheists are idiots, and I'll shall spit in your general direction and point and laugh at the conceited heretic that you are.
 
2014-04-20 05:45:08 PM  
i242.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-20 05:45:20 PM  
Gotta do something to drive business when you food sucks.
 
2014-04-20 06:14:40 PM  
Regardless of how you feel about religion and pot, it is just bad business to alienate such a large number of potential customers.  Burger joints are a dime a dozen. and competition is uber-fierce.  Even with all that, this guy just sent a bunch of sales to his competitors..
 
2014-04-20 06:36:03 PM  
 
2014-04-20 06:58:50 PM  

Pumpernickel bread: Regardless of how you feel about religion and pot, it is just bad business to alienate such a large number of potential customers.  Burger joints are a dime a dozen. and competition is uber-fierce.  Even with all that, this guy just sent a bunch of sales to his competitors..


If you had bothered to RTFA he emailed the image to customers on his mailing list. The public at large wasn't exposed to his blasphemy.

Thanks for your concern.
 
2014-04-20 07:05:52 PM  
And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
-Genesis 1:29

Seems pretty clear that God wants man to use herb to eat meat.
 
2014-04-20 07:22:43 PM  
Does anyone remember Bevetts?  He used to appear on any thread related to JESUS.  He would tell people to repent, and when argued with, he would cite bible verses to prove why the bible is the word of God, or whatever.  Someone even photoshopped a "summon Bevetts" card, and it worked every time.  He never failed to show up.  I'm guessing he is with the lord now, or maybe he found a different website to spread the gospel on.  Some of you older farkers surely remember him. He was a living FARK cliche'.

Oil / anus.  I work for Tom Cruise so I'm getting a kick....., gym in 26 minutes, squirrel with giant balls, and Bevetts......RIP dude.
 
2014-04-20 07:48:45 PM  

Pumpernickel bread: Regardless of how you feel about religion and pot, it is just bad business to alienate such a large number of potential customers.  Burger joints are a dime a dozen. and competition is uber-fierce.  Even with all that, this guy just sent a bunch of sales to his competitors..


Damn skippy! Just like Chik-Fil-A, Starbucks and Hobby Lobby!
 
2014-04-20 07:59:00 PM  

TwowheelinTim: DoctorCal: TwowheelinTim: DoctorCal: DoctorCal: Lapdance: I had my fill of grass way back in the early 70's. I quit when it went over $20/oz. so all you still doing it can suck it. HAHAHA! Never heard anyone call it 420 then. That came along sometime after I wasn't doing it anymore. Have no idea what significance that number has with it. Don't really care either now. Burgers, that's a different story, around here 5 Guys is probably the best.

You had your fill of grass when you were ten years old?

Ah. Or maybe you haven't updated your bio since you registered in 2002. Makes more sense.

/grew up in the 70s with $35/oz.

If you have lived where I live for a few years and are paying for weed, you're doing it wrong.

Congratulations, I guess. Not sure how it's relevant to the conversation.

Somebody was poking at pot smokers because how expensive weed is these days. I thought I'd mention after you did how it doesn't really have to be so expensive.

Was it more relevant when you mentioned it?


I better understand your point, considering its relevance to the post to which I replied, as opposed to just my own post. Apologies for the bristly reply.
 
2014-04-20 09:09:04 PM  

rbuzby: Does anyone remember Bevetts?  He used to appear on any thread related to JESUS.  He would tell people to repent, and when argued with, he would cite bible verses to prove why the bible is the word of God, or whatever.  Someone even photoshopped a "summon Bevetts" card, and it worked every time.  He never failed to show up.  I'm guessing he is with the lord now, or maybe he found a different website to spread the gospel on.  Some of you older farkers surely remember him. He was a living FARK cliche'.

Oil / anus.  I work for Tom Cruise so I'm getting a kick....., gym in 26 minutes, squirrel with giant balls, and Bevetts......RIP dude.


Back when Weaver was Rupublican. I don't partake in the politics tab, so he might be gone too.
 
2014-04-20 10:01:00 PM  

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2014-04-21 12:00:04 AM  
Hey, just threaten to bomb/behead the guy.

All of a sudden the media will be on your side.
 
2014-04-21 12:24:40 AM  

rbuzby: Does anyone remember Bevetts?  He used to appear on any thread related to JESUS.  He would tell people to repent, and when argued with, he would cite bible verses to prove why the bible is the word of God, or whatever.  Someone even photoshopped a "summon Bevetts" card, and it worked every time.  He never failed to show up.  I'm guessing he is with the lord now, or maybe he found a different website to spread the gospel on.  Some of you older farkers surely remember him. He was a living FARK cliche'.

Oil / anus.  I work for Tom Cruise so I'm getting a kick....., gym in 26 minutes, squirrel with giant balls, and Bevetts......RIP dude.


Every time I think he's gone for good, he winds up stopping by for a week.
 
2014-04-21 03:36:13 AM  

imfallen_angel: Caffeine Induced Diarrhea: imfallen_angel: Someone needs to get the pictures of the owner's mom and use that for commercials for Depends, STD's, and various tasteless things and see if he'll like that.

Tasteless and lack of respect is childish, glad he thinks it's all edgy.. but he got the publicity he wanted I guess and idiots will flock to be his customers.

Heres another one, maybe you could go kill him for making an image of your prophet.

/Oh youre poor sensibilities were offended? Poor poor you.

Another one what?

Prophet?

What are you on?

I'm guessing that you're one of those close-minded retards that needs to validate themselves over making fun of others' beliefs...

The joke is, I'm not even religious, I just believe in have some respect for others in general unless they prove to not deserve it, but I do the intelligent thing and not condemn a whole group, but the individual in question.  So since you've showed no respect, hence, I will not respect you directly instead of saying that all atheists are idiots, and I'll shall spit in your general direction and point and laugh at the conceited heretic that you are.


Shake you tiny impotent fist! Yeah! look at you go!
 
2014-04-21 09:27:25 AM  

TwowheelinTim: TerminalEchoes: starsrift: Finally, someone's stood up and told the social pressure bearers to fark off.

I was starting to think it would never happen.

But if it was a liberal sacred cow instead of a conservative one, you people would have lost your minds. You know it and I know it.

Since when is Christianity limited to conservatives?


In fact, if they were actually following Christ's lead, they'd all be liberals... Love everyone and treat them like yourself, help the poor and sickly, avoid wealth, maybe beat up a few bankers... That's not conservative philosophy...
 
2014-04-21 09:34:24 AM  

Without Fail: I May Be Crazy But...: Without Fail: Sort of. If there are an infinite number of possible answers to the creation and meaning of the universe then each probability is the inverse of infinity.

(1/∞)

I leave the proof as an exercise for the student.

The sum of infinitely many numbers doesn't have to be infinity. At least, if we don't arbitrarily assign each answer the same probability.

Do you have a method of assigning probability that isn't tied to personal prejudice?

Each theory is the equally probable.

/May you be touched by his noodly appendage.
//Ramen


Here's a crazy idea: why don't we consider the theories with actual evidence in their favor more likely than those without any evidence (or those with actual evidence against)? So, Big Bang Theory: evidence for: cosmic microwave background radiation... Great Green Arkleseizure Theory: evidence for: none (unless anyone has spotted the Great White Hankerchief coming yet)... BB seems a bit more likely to me...
 
2014-04-21 11:21:37 AM  

RobSeace: TwowheelinTim: TerminalEchoes: starsrift: Finally, someone's stood up and told the social pressure bearers to fark off.

I was starting to think it would never happen.

But if it was a liberal sacred cow instead of a conservative one, you people would have lost your minds. You know it and I know it.

Since when is Christianity limited to conservatives?

In fact, if they were actually following Christ's lead, they'd all be liberals... Love everyone and treat them like yourself, help the poor and sickly, avoid wealth, maybe beat up a few bankers... That's not conservative philosophy...


Eh, not so quick.  The conservatives get the "give a man a fish/teach him to fish" bootstrappy stuff.
 
2014-04-21 11:41:07 AM  

Ker_Thwap: RobSeace: TwowheelinTim: TerminalEchoes: starsrift: Finally, someone's stood up and told the social pressure bearers to fark off.

I was starting to think it would never happen.

But if it was a liberal sacred cow instead of a conservative one, you people would have lost your minds. You know it and I know it.

Since when is Christianity limited to conservatives?

In fact, if they were actually following Christ's lead, they'd all be liberals... Love everyone and treat them like yourself, help the poor and sickly, avoid wealth, maybe beat up a few bankers... That's not conservative philosophy...

Eh, not so quick.  The conservatives get the "give a man a fish/teach him to fish" bootstrappy stuff.


Um, not sure if serious... That is not from the Bible at all, let alone anything Jesus said...
 
2014-04-21 11:52:48 AM  
No, I'm not serious.  But I'm hoping you aren't either.  Too many liberals seem to believe that conservatives are heartless vermin who hate the poor.  Now, extremists aside... Conservatives don't hate the poor, they don't hate kindness.  They just believe in a different method of helping them.
 
2014-04-21 12:41:57 PM  
"I'm not your moral compass," Schmidt said. "We're just trying to sell sandwiches. If you're looking to me for moral direction you're probably misguided."

"Am I my brother's keeper?"
 
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