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(Q13 Fox)   2 or 3 people are offended by 4/20 ad featuring Jesus smoking a joint and promoting burger specials in Seattle. Owner says, "Hey, I'm not your moral compass, I'm selling burgers. If you're looking to me for moral direction, you're probably misguided"   (q13fox.com) divider line 224
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2014-04-20 05:04:19 AM  
And yet no one is asking what's his Fark handle??

Probably Letrole.

And yes, it's sad to see Christ and Christians acceptable targets for mockery.
 
2014-04-20 05:07:24 AM  

Resident Muslim: And yet no one is asking what's his Fark handle??

Probably Letrole.

And yes, it's sad to see Christ and Christians acceptable targets for mockery.


Everyone should be acceptable to be mocked. People are too dumb to understand context though, so they freak out about things that don't matter.
 
2014-04-20 05:09:24 AM  
So did he see his goddam shadow or what!?!
 
2014-04-20 05:14:38 AM  

Resident Muslim: And yes, it's sad to see Christ and Christians acceptable targets for mockery.


no one should be exempted from mockery.
 
2014-04-20 05:20:25 AM  

Tetrazphere: Yea...It's not ok to be culturally insensitive or marginalize anyone except Christians on one of their most important Holy days of the year. Bravo egalitarian pluralism.

/Undeniably brilliant advertising


Are you masturbating?  I'm picturing you masturbating while typing that.
 
2014-04-20 05:22:42 AM  

log_jammin: no one should be exempted from mockery


Something you learn when you summon the courage to post comments on Fark, no one is.
 
2014-04-20 05:31:23 AM  

Tetrazphere: Yea...It's not ok to be culturally insensitive or marginalize anyone except Christians on one of their most important Holy days of the year. Bravo egalitarian pluralism.

/Undeniably brilliant advertising


Man, Christians always seem so pissed off that they are expected to act Christ-like and turn the other cheek, when deep down you know they just want to get down and dirty Taliban style.

"Death to thos.... umm.... sorry, I meant... have a nice day"
*grimace*
"Sigh, why couldn't Christ have been more fire and brimstone and less hippy?"
 
2014-04-20 05:36:57 AM  

Sgygus: log_jammin: no one should be exempted from mockery

Something you learn when you summon the courage to post comments on Fark, no one is.


I vividly remember making my account and posting, and you speak the truth.
 
2014-04-20 05:51:25 AM  

log_jammin: Resident Muslim: And yes, it's sad to see Christ and Christians acceptable targets for mockery.

no one should be exempted from mockery.


Nothing ventured, nothing gained
No more lingering doubt remained
Nothing sacred or profane
Everything to gain
'Cause you've nothing left

The guy's just trying to sell burgers...

Four and twenty years ago, I come into this life,
The son of a woman and a man who lived in strife.
He was tired of being poor and he wasn't into selling door to door
And he worked like the devil to be more.

That's just how the mind flows on 4/20. Now I need a burger.
 
2014-04-20 06:11:22 AM  

log_jammin: Resident Muslim: And yes, it's sad to see Christ and Christians acceptable targets for mockery.

no one should be exempted from mockery.


TheJoe03: Resident Muslim: And yet no one is asking what's his Fark handle??

Probably Letrole.

And yes, it's sad to see Christ and Christians acceptable targets for mockery.

Everyone should be acceptable to be mocked. People are too dumb to understand context though, so they freak out about things that don't matter.



Sure, guys. Know any good homosexual jokes? How about some funny black ones? Hispanic?
What about September 11 ones? Holocaust (sp?)?

All I'm saying, there's tasteful and there's not. Even with dark humor.
 
2014-04-20 06:14:55 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Considering that burgers are a culinary descendant of steak tartare, which was invented by the barbarian hordes that swept in to Eastern Europe from Asia, I don't see what they have to do with Christian mythology one way or the other.


No, you're not allowed to bring things and stuff intoo this golirus day.

Jesus would be a rapper if he were alove today in corporiol foem, then who'd care magdline was a ho or not? FUKNING NOBODDY, DUDE!!
 
2014-04-20 06:16:33 AM  

Resident Muslim: log_jammin: Resident Muslim: And yes, it's sad to see Christ and Christians acceptable targets for mockery.

no one should be exempted from mockery.

TheJoe03: Resident Muslim: And yet no one is asking what's his Fark handle??

Probably Letrole.

And yes, it's sad to see Christ and Christians acceptable targets for mockery.

Everyone should be acceptable to be mocked. People are too dumb to understand context though, so they freak out about things that don't matter.


Sure, guys. Know any good homosexual jokes? How about some funny black ones? Hispanic?
What about September 11 ones? Holocaust (sp?)?

All I'm saying, there's tasteful and there's not. Even with dark humor.


It's called comedy. You must have glossed over where I said morons can't understand context. Guess I was talking about people like you.
 
2014-04-20 06:18:58 AM  
I actually know funny jokes about all those subjects. Check out this thing called stand up comedy, it might help you get that stick out your ass. No subject is off limits.
 
2014-04-20 06:19:41 AM  
I had my fill of grass way back in the early 70's. I quit when it went over $20/oz. so all you still doing it can suck it. HAHAHA! Never heard anyone call it 420 then. That came along sometime after I wasn't doing it anymore. Have no idea what significance that number has with it. Don't really care either now. Burgers, that's a different story, around here 5 Guys is probably the best.
 
2014-04-20 06:22:35 AM  

Lapdance: I had my fill of grass way back in the early 70's. I quit when it went over $20/oz. so all you still doing it can suck it. HAHAHA! Never heard anyone call it 420 then. That came along sometime after I wasn't doing it anymore. Have no idea what significance that number has with it. Don't really care either now. Burgers, that's a different story, around here 5 Guys is probably the best.


Alright booze brain, you somehow win in your mind.
 
2014-04-20 06:23:34 AM  

starsrift: Finally, someone's stood up and told the social pressure bearers to fark off.

I was starting to think it would never happen.


But if it was a liberal sacred cow instead of a conservative one, you people would have lost your minds. You know it and I know it.
 
2014-04-20 06:26:32 AM  
Resident Muslim:


Sure, guys. Know any good homosexual jokes? How about some funny black ones? Hispanic?
What about September 11 ones? Holocaust (sp?)?


Stop me if you've heard this one: A flamer, a black guy and a Latino walk into a bar at the bottom of the world trade center on 9/11 and the bartender has these numbers on his arms. So the black guy asks, hey were you in a concentration camp? And the bartender says, no it's just...           finish this joke.
 
2014-04-20 06:27:06 AM  

Resident Muslim: Know any good homosexual jokes? How about some funny black ones? Hispanic?
What about September 11 ones? Holocaust (sp?)?


yes. and I've laughed at most of them.
 
2014-04-20 06:29:11 AM  

Resident Muslim: All I'm saying, there's tasteful and there's not. Even with dark humor.


and "tasteful" depends on context, it it's also very subjective.
 
2014-04-20 06:33:46 AM  

TerminalEchoes: starsrift: Finally, someone's stood up and told the social pressure bearers to fark off.

I was starting to think it would never happen.

But if it was a liberal sacred cow instead of a conservative one, you people would have lost your minds. You know it and I know it.


Such as? I'm a liberal that loves South Park for example, and they shiat on annoying liberals all the time. Comedy must be a foreign concept to you.
 
2014-04-20 06:36:48 AM  

TerminalEchoes: But if it was a liberal sacred cow instead of a conservative one, you people would have lost your minds. You know it and I know it.


when you became a conservative were you issued a crystal ball that shows you what liberals would be outraged about in alternative timelines, or is it just a gift?
 
2014-04-20 06:41:08 AM  

safetycap: robohobo: Wondering the result had it depicted Allah, instead. Or MLK.




// Aww, do Brown (and Tan) people scare you?
// ProTip: Do a little research first, so you'll learn that Allah and YHWH are the same god.
// MLK is not a god, but thanks for asking


Man you're a dick.

He was asking a question.

/lighten up Francis
//I'm a Christian and the ad doesn't offend me
///quite funny actually
 
2014-04-20 06:57:03 AM  
Crap on a cracker, I'm gonna be late for the beach sunrise service but I need to finish this beer anyway. My only problem is with syntax. Woah, sin-tax, did I just say that? Anyway, The guy apparently already had on the menu something called "burger of the Gods". Pluralistic religions don't disturb me in the slightest, but it seems out of context to have Hebus saying it. "Burger of my father" would have fit better. But hey, marketing strategy, was there really a significant drop in 13 y/o girls going to taco bell when the president of the company dissed beiber? I think not.
 
2014-04-20 07:01:32 AM  

robohobo: Wondering the result had it depicted Allah, instead. Or MLK.


I expect Allah, or Mohammad if that's who you meant, would have resulted in confusion, as there is no association between Islam and Easter that I'm aware of.

Most of the MLK ads get used around MLK day, not Easter - some examples viewable here.
 
2014-04-20 07:10:20 AM  

robohobo: Wondering the result had it depicted Allah, instead. Or MLK.


Much like the AM talk show hosts mentioned in the article did.
I know it's hard to resist making such a clever, original quip.
 
2014-04-20 07:17:30 AM  

TerminalEchoes: starsrift: Finally, someone's stood up and told the social pressure bearers to fark off.

I was starting to think it would never happen.

But if it was a liberal sacred cow instead of a conservative one, you people would have lost your minds. You know it and I know it.


Not really. The day I give a f**k what somebody puts in a burger ad, there'll be a killing frost in downtown Hades.
Some day, maybe you will quit projecting enough that you can debate soemthing with an actual person, as opposed to a strawman of your own creation.
 
2014-04-20 07:28:54 AM  

Monophtalmos: FTA: "A nd since Easter happens to fall on 4/20 - a day renowned in stoner culture ..."You know which culture also reveres 4/20?


Is it..,The Culture of Bongon's Minions?

They revere my birthday don't they?

I'm going with that, yeah.
 
2014-04-20 07:31:21 AM  

log_jammin: TerminalEchoes: But if it was a liberal sacred cow instead of a conservative one, you people would have lost your minds. You know it and I know it.

when you became a conservative were you issued a crystal ball that shows you what liberals would be outraged about in alternative timelines, or is it just a gift?


If You Want To Know What A Liberal Believes, Ask A Conservative.™
 
2014-04-20 07:33:36 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: log_jammin: TerminalEchoes: But if it was a liberal sacred cow instead of a conservative one, you people would have lost your minds. You know it and I know it.

when you became a conservative were you issued a crystal ball that shows you what liberals would be outraged about in alternative timelines, or is it just a gift?

If You Want To Know What A Liberal Believes, Ask A Conservative.™


I don't get it. It seems like so much more fun to argue with actual people.
 
2014-04-20 07:37:09 AM  

jso2897: I don't get it. It seems like so much more fun to argue with actual people.


but it's an easy way to win, when the facts don't support your beliefs.
 
2014-04-20 07:37:41 AM  
- Post unfunny 4/20 Jesus ad to your burger stand newsgroup
- conservative whargarbl garners national media attention

mrthekidd.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-20 07:37:49 AM  

Tetrazphere: Yea...It's not ok to be culturally insensitive or marginalize anyone except Christians on one of their most important Holy days of the year. Bravo egalitarian pluralism.

/Undeniably brilliant advertising


Dude: Christ suffered the Cross so that you and I wouldn'tt have to. Come down from there.
 
2014-04-20 07:39:15 AM  

Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: - Post unfunny 4/20 Jesus ad to your burger stand newsgroup
- conservative whargarbl garners national media attention

[mrthekidd.files.wordpress.com image 494x372]


Well, that's why anybody who cares what some fool puts in his burger ad is a dumbass.
 
2014-04-20 07:45:01 AM  
Christians, first off - Happy Easter.

Second, a question. If God made all things great and small, wouldn't it be fair to say he created our senses of humor as well? So, humor would be a good (or godly, if you will) thing, yes?

To the rest of you farkers, happy 4/20!
 
2014-04-20 07:45:39 AM  

Captain Dan: Why stop with Jesus?  How about

... Martin Luther King rolling craps for a casino advertisement.

... Gandhi holding an AK-47 for a gun shop advertisement.

... John F. Kennedy wearing a Cowboy hat for a Dallas tourism ad.


The MLK one would set off the lawyers.

/from the money-grubbing family
 
2014-04-20 07:51:22 AM  
I'm offended that those people are offended.
 
2014-04-20 07:53:59 AM  

fasahd: Resident Muslim:


Sure, guys. Know any good homosexual jokes? How about some funny black ones? Hispanic?
What about September 11 ones? Holocaust (sp?)?

Stop me if you've heard this one: A flamer, a black guy and a Latino walk into a bar at the bottom of the world trade center on 9/11 and the bartender has these numbers on his arms. So the black guy asks, hey were you in a concentration camp? And the bartender says, no it's just...           finish this joke.


something I do, so I never forget.
 
2014-04-20 07:55:43 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: And tap-dancing. I feel he should be tap-dancing.


And is a crutch too much to ask for,
 
2014-04-20 08:00:16 AM  

jso2897: Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: - Post unfunny 4/20 Jesus ad to your burger stand newsgroup
- conservative whargarbl garners national media attention

[mrthekidd.files.wordpress.com image 494x372]

Well, that's why anybody who cares what some fool puts in his burger ad is a dumbass.


This. And the fact that he feels compelled to means his burgers must suck. Let's see him do that to Muhammad and see what happens. I think he knows better.
 
2014-04-20 08:01:57 AM  
I always like what Lemmy said about people like this how they are dying to be offended. If they didnt having anything to biatch about they would probably die.
 
2014-04-20 08:05:07 AM  

KeelingLovesCornholes: jso2897: Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: - Post unfunny 4/20 Jesus ad to your burger stand newsgroup
- conservative whargarbl garners national media attention

[mrthekidd.files.wordpress.com image 494x372]

Well, that's why anybody who cares what some fool puts in his burger ad is a dumbass.

This. And the fact that he feels compelled to means his burgers must suck. Let's see him do that to Muhammad and see what happens. I think he knows better.


Yes, I imagine he does know better than to feature Muhammad in an Easter sale advertisement, as Muhammad has no connection with the Easter holiday.

/duh
//uh duh
///duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
 
2014-04-20 08:08:09 AM  

robohobo: Wondering the result had it depicted Allah, instead. Or MLK.


Climb off the cross, dude. It's not your turn.
 
2014-04-20 08:10:26 AM  

safetycap: robohobo: Wondering the result had it depicted Allah, instead. Or MLK.




// Aww, do Brown (and Tan) people scare you?
// ProTip: Do a little research first, so you'll learn that Allah and YHWH are the same god.
// MLK is not a god, but thanks for asking


Mo, he's right. Either one of those would result in hell to pay, and you jolly well know it.
 
2014-04-20 08:11:12 AM  

TheJoe03: TerminalEchoes: starsrift: Finally, someone's stood up and told the social pressure bearers to fark off.

I was starting to think it would never happen.

But if it was a liberal sacred cow instead of a conservative one, you people would have lost your minds. You know it and I know it.

Such as? I'm a liberal that loves South Park for example, and they shiat on annoying liberals all the time. Comedy must be a foreign concept to you.


South Park ceased being funny what, 15 years ago?
 
2014-04-20 08:11:24 AM  

TerminalEchoes: starsrift: Finally, someone's stood up and told the social pressure bearers to fark off.

I was starting to think it would never happen.

But if it was a liberal sacred cow instead of a conservative one, you people would have lost your minds. You know it and I know it.


We grind the sacred cow and grill its flesh.
 
2014-04-20 08:13:33 AM  

Captain Dan: Why stop with Jesus?  How about

... Martin Luther King rolling craps for a casino advertisement.

... Gandhi holding an AK-47 for a gun shop advertisement.

... John F. Kennedy wearing a Cowboy hat for a Dallas tourism ad.


Those people actually existed.
 
2014-04-20 08:13:35 AM  

fasahd: Resident Muslim:


Sure, guys. Know any good homosexual jokes? How about some funny black ones? Hispanic?
What about September 11 ones? Holocaust (sp?)?

Stop me if you've heard this one: A flamer, a black guy and a Latino walk into a bar at the bottom of the world trade center on 9/11 and the bartender has these numbers on his arms. So the black guy asks, hey were you in a concentration camp? And the bartender says, no it's just...           finish this joke.


www.musclediscussion.com

I think we found Bender's Fark handle.
 
2014-04-20 08:14:58 AM  

fasahd: Resident Muslim:


Sure, guys. Know any good homosexual jokes? How about some funny black ones? Hispanic?
What about September 11 ones? Holocaust (sp?)?

Stop me if you've heard this one: A flamer, a black guy and a Latino walk into a bar at the bottom of the world trade center on 9/11 and the bartender has these numbers on his arms. So the black guy asks, hey were you in a concentration camp? And the bartender says, no it's just...           finish this joke.


to remind myself that I need call someone to fix the oven.

/too soon?
 
2014-04-20 08:15:36 AM  

log_jammin: jso2897: I don't get it. It seems like so much more fun to argue with actual people.

but it's an easy way to win, when the facts don't support your beliefs.


coffeetablecongress.com

You said it bro.
 
2014-04-20 08:16:53 AM  

Without Fail: Captain Dan: Why stop with Jesus?  How about

... Martin Luther King rolling craps for a casino advertisement.

... Gandhi holding an AK-47 for a gun shop advertisement.

... John F. Kennedy wearing a Cowboy hat for a Dallas tourism ad.

Those people actually existed.


And have all been Forest Gump'd into advertisements already, along with Elvis, John Wayne, Marylin Monroe, and many others.  It's just that most of those ads are by massive megacorps, so the only media coverage is about the technology the company used to reincarnate a dead celebrity to shill for them
 
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