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(Q13 Fox)   2 or 3 people are offended by 4/20 ad featuring Jesus smoking a joint and promoting burger specials in Seattle. Owner says, "Hey, I'm not your moral compass, I'm selling burgers. If you're looking to me for moral direction, you're probably misguided"   (q13fox.com) divider line 224
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2014-04-20 12:24:31 AM
Better than Jesus on toast
Good for him
Anybody live near there? Hows the burgers?
 
2014-04-20 12:35:07 AM

DownDaRiver: Better than Jesus on toast
Good for him
Anybody live near there? Hows the burgers?


They're delicious.
 
2014-04-20 12:37:05 AM
But can he turn the bongwater into wine?
 
2014-04-20 12:59:27 AM
I prefer Cheesus ...

www.atacrossroads.net
 
2014-04-20 01:08:45 AM
When it comes to sacrilege, I prefer the Ghost BC Burger.
www.neontommy.com
/you know who else celebrated 4/20?
 
2014-04-20 02:08:49 AM
HERO tag must be getting high in the alley behind the restaurant.
 
2014-04-20 02:10:10 AM
And tap-dancing. I feel he should be tap-dancing.
 
2014-04-20 02:15:40 AM
Free enterprise.  Supply & demand.
 
2014-04-20 03:19:18 AM
Good for him for not backing down. I'd drive to Seattle to have a burger if I could afford one.
 
2014-04-20 03:21:43 AM
There are no burgers in the Bible.

/that's why we eat them here
 
2014-04-20 03:23:31 AM
I'd be willing to bet that his moral compass is far better tuned than any of the self-appointed guardians of moral behaviour in society.
 
2014-04-20 03:25:41 AM

Sgygus: There are no burgers in the Bible.

/that's why we eat them here


And when we're gone from here, all our friends will be eating all our burgers.
/no wait that doesn't flow the same way at all...
 
2014-04-20 03:25:41 AM
So people who don't smoke pot and were not going to eat at this burger joint were offended?

This reminds me of how much I like sandwiches from Cheba Hut.
 
2014-04-20 03:26:33 AM
I read that headline as  2 of 3 people are offended by 4/20 ad featuring Jesus smoking a joint and promoting burger specials in Seattle.

I still didn't give a phark...
 
2014-04-20 03:26:47 AM
Considering that burgers are a culinary descendant of steak tartare, which was invented by the barbarian hordes that swept in to Eastern Europe from Asia, I don't see what they have to do with Christian mythology one way or the other.
 
2014-04-20 03:27:55 AM

HotWingAgenda: Considering that burgers are a culinary descendant of steak tartare, which was invented by the barbarian hordes that swept in to Eastern Europe from Asia, I don't see what they have to do with Christian mythology one way or the other.


That's way too historical at this hour
 
2014-04-20 03:28:14 AM
Considering YouTube is running ads with a white, blue eyed Jesus, I'm not sure the people complaining know who Jesus is anyway.
 
2014-04-20 03:28:34 AM
i28.photobucket.com

Not offended
 
2014-04-20 03:34:55 AM
What part of not worshiping images, graven or otherwise do some so called christens understand that? Christianity like the Muslim thing weren't supposed to have images that could be defiled like say Egyptian Pharaoh's tombs, monuments were. Also to my understanding the whole Shia-Sunni spilt happened over weather you should build a tomb . Crazy, all religions are.
 
2014-04-20 03:36:57 AM
Luke 22:19 "And he took bread, gave thanks and broke it, put grilled ground beef, tomato and lettuce between it, and gave it to them, saying, "This is my body given for you; do this in remembrance of me."
 @#$%ing Council of Nicea.  Catholics could have been getting burgers at mass all these years.
 
2014-04-20 03:39:22 AM
Wondering the result had it depicted Allah, instead. Or MLK.
 
2014-04-20 03:40:00 AM
When math and Easter collide
/dnrtfa either
//headlines are made
///today is a good day
 
2014-04-20 03:44:31 AM
If Santa can be used to sell everything, and the I Have a Dream speech can be used to sell phones, then Jesus can be used to sell burgers.
 
2014-04-20 03:45:29 AM
1. Jebus most definitely smoked the sacred herb.
2. They baptized people in cannabis oil.
3. lh4.googleusercontent.com -->
 
2014-04-20 03:47:04 AM

robohobo: Wondering the result had it depicted Allah, instead. Or MLK.


Look at my post above now the biggest arsehole always screams loudest.
 
2014-04-20 03:48:48 AM

phillydrifter: 1. Jebus most definitely smoked the sacred herb.
2. They baptized people in cannabis oil.
3. [lh4.googleusercontent.com image 615x345] -->


I want that you decide if I mean the burger ot the women : D
 
2014-04-20 03:51:41 AM
Yea...It's not ok to be culturally insensitive or marginalize anyone except Christians on one of their most important Holy days of the year. Bravo egalitarian pluralism.

/Undeniably brilliant advertising
 
2014-04-20 03:51:51 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: robohobo: Wondering the result had it depicted Allah, instead. Or MLK.

Look at my post above now the biggest arsehole always screams loudest.


I just think it'd be an interesting social experiment. I don't subscribe to any religion. Closest I get is Mass on X-Mas eve, cause it's nice.
 
2014-04-20 04:00:32 AM
Why stop with Jesus?  How about

... Martin Luther King rolling craps for a casino advertisement.

... Gandhi holding an AK-47 for a gun shop advertisement.

... John F. Kennedy wearing a Cowboy hat for a Dallas tourism ad.
 
2014-04-20 04:01:03 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: phillydrifter: 1. Jebus most definitely smoked the sacred herb.
2. They baptized people in cannabis oil.
3. [lh4.googleusercontent.com image 615x345] -->

I want that you decide if I mean the burger ot the women : D


You almost that sentense. :)
 
2014-04-20 04:01:37 AM

ecmoRandomNumbers: And tap-dancing. I feel he should be tap-dancing.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-20 04:05:59 AM

Captain Dan: Why stop with Jesus?  How about

... Martin Luther King rolling craps for a casino advertisement.

... Gandhi holding an AK-47 for a gun shop advertisement.

... John F. Kennedy wearing a Cowboy hat for a Dallas tourism ad.


Each would be hilarious. Jesus seems like a laid back guy, the kind that would smoke up and hang out with whores. He wouldn't do the whores, cause ancient-herpes, but he'd hang out with them, cause entertainment.

Your first two suggestions would be a batsignal for social justice warriors, while Kennedy would likely only rile up texans and older folk who worshipped Kennedy.
 
2014-04-20 04:06:04 AM

Tetrazphere: It's not ok to be culturally insensitive or marginalize anyone except Christians on one of their most important Holy days


You can call a Caucasian a honky and no one cares.

/there's a reason for that
 
2014-04-20 04:08:56 AM

robohobo: Jesus seems like a laid back guy, the kind that would smoke up and hang out with whores. He wouldn't do the whores, cause ancient-herpes, but he'd hang out with them, cause entertainment.


My issue with the Jesus ad isn't that Jesus would oppose pot; it's that He would oppose commercialism.
 
2014-04-20 04:12:20 AM

Captain Dan: robohobo: Jesus seems like a laid back guy, the kind that would smoke up and hang out with whores. He wouldn't do the whores, cause ancient-herpes, but he'd hang out with them, cause entertainment.

My issue with the Jesus ad isn't that Jesus would oppose pot; it's that He would oppose commercialism.


Oh. absolutely, but Jesus is also open season in the current culture.
 
2014-04-20 04:13:35 AM
Meh. LL gave me the runs. Uneedaburger rawks.
 
2014-04-20 04:16:36 AM
that's an awesome quote
 
2014-04-20 04:18:34 AM

Thelyphthoric: tinfoil-hat maggie: phillydrifter: 1. Jebus most definitely smoked the sacred herb.
2. They baptized people in cannabis oil.
3. [lh4.googleusercontent.com image 615x345] -->

I want that you decide if I mean the burger ot the women : D

You almost that sentense. :)


I've been drinking to soosh'sshow since 12 and you expect coherent out of me? Bah, sure I shuoldn't try to type at 3 in the morning but hey I comon' why waold I do a smart thing like go to bed...
 
2014-04-20 04:21:39 AM
Finally, someone's stood up and told the social pressure bearers to fark off.

I was starting to think it would never happen.
 
2014-04-20 04:33:54 AM

robohobo: Wondering the result had it depicted Allah, instead. Or MLK.



i651.photobucket.com

// Aww, do Brown (and Tan) people scare you?
// ProTip: Do a little research first, so you'll learn that Allah and YHWH are the same god.
// MLK is not a god, but thanks for asking
 
2014-04-20 04:38:23 AM

Sgygus: ou can call a Caucasian a honky and no one cares.


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2014-04-20 04:40:49 AM

safetycap: robohobo: Wondering the result had it depicted Allah, instead. Or MLK.


[i651.photobucket.com image 494x358]

// Aww, do Brown (and Tan) people scare you?
// ProTip: Do a little research first, so you'll learn that Allah and YHWH are the same god.
// MLK is not a god, but thanks for asking


Lulz, not butthurt in the slightest. I don't give a shiat what people do, and I find offended people fairly humorous. Don't give a shiat about the browns. Also, MLK is treated as a religious figure by a portion of the population, and I expect an ad featuring him playing craps would not be taken very well. But hey, good on you, social justice warrior.
 
2014-04-20 04:43:58 AM

robohobo: Also, MLK is treated as a religious figure by a portion of the population,


He was a reverend so it's kinda warranted to treat him as a religious figure.
 
2014-04-20 04:46:23 AM

staplermofo: robohobo: Also, MLK is treated as a religious figure by a portion of the population,

He was a reverend so it's kinda warranted to treat him as a religious figure.


Agreed. Also the philanderer.
 
2014-04-20 04:47:10 AM
There's a difference between being mildly offended, and running around in the street burning embassies down.

Try making the same add with Muhammed and see. ;)

/actually, I think Muslims have grown so desensitized by all the Muhammed drawings that they'll just go "meh", and get on with their lives. And thank you Muslims for growing up.
 
2014-04-20 04:53:45 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: What part of not worshiping images, graven or otherwise do some so called christens understand that? Christianity like the Muslim thing weren't supposed to have images that could be defiled like say Egyptian Pharaoh's tombs, monuments were. Also to my understanding the whole Shia-Sunni spilt happened over weather you should build a tomb . Crazy, all religions are.


Must have been some nasty weather to have caused that split.  Was it snow, I bet it was snow.
 
2014-04-20 04:54:02 AM

robohobo: Wondering the result had it depicted Allah, instead. Or MLK.


MLK might be offensive since he's real and actually has surviving family members. Allah is the same as God, so I doubt it would matter. I think you meant to say Muhammad.
 
2014-04-20 04:54:50 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-20 04:56:46 AM

TheJoe03: robohobo: Wondering the result had it depicted Allah, instead. Or MLK.

MLK might be offensive since he's real and actually has surviving family members. Allah is the same as God, so I doubt it would matter. I think you meant to say Muhammad.


Possibly. There are so many characters, this comic book is confusing.
 
2014-04-20 04:58:39 AM
FTA: "A nd since Easter happens to fall on 4/20 - a day renowned in stoner culture ..."You know which culture also reveres 4/20?
 
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