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(Q13 Fox)   2 or 3 people are offended by 4/20 ad featuring Jesus smoking a joint and promoting burger specials in Seattle. Owner says, "Hey, I'm not your moral compass, I'm selling burgers. If you're looking to me for moral direction, you're probably misguided"   (q13fox.com ) divider line
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2014-04-20 11:01:23 AM  

Resident Muslim: And yet no one is asking what's his Fark handle??

Probably Letrole.

And yes, it's sad to see Christ and Christians acceptable targets for mockery.


What makes them so special??
 
2014-04-20 11:02:54 AM  

TerminalEchoes: starsrift: Finally, someone's stood up and told the social pressure bearers to fark off.

I was starting to think it would never happen.

But if it was a liberal sacred cow instead of a conservative one, you people would have lost your minds. You know it and I know it.


Idiots have to turn everything into liberal vs. conservative.
 
2014-04-20 11:03:42 AM  

Altoid: I think we're all missing the larger question here:  Would Jesus have preferred a nice stout Dro, or a nice sticky bud of Kush.


Gotta be health aware these days,
definitely a eGo Mod w/ a Yo-zap chamber.
 
2014-04-20 11:05:09 AM  

DoctorCal: Lapdance: I had my fill of grass way back in the early 70's. I quit when it went over $20/oz. so all you still doing it can suck it. HAHAHA! Never heard anyone call it 420 then. That came along sometime after I wasn't doing it anymore. Have no idea what significance that number has with it. Don't really care either now. Burgers, that's a different story, around here 5 Guys is probably the best.

You had your fill of grass when you were ten years old?


Ah. Or maybe you haven't updated your bio since you registered in 2002. Makes more sense.

/grew up in the 70s with $35/oz.
 
2014-04-20 11:07:05 AM  

imfallen_angel: Someone needs to get the pictures of the owner's mom and use that for commercials for Depends, STD's, and various tasteless things and see if he'll like that.

Tasteless and lack of respect is childish, glad he thinks it's all edgy.. but he got the publicity he wanted I guess and idiots will flock to be his customers.


Again, to bring up the obvious, the owner's mom actually existed.
There is no proof that Jesus did.

/also, burgers and bud are both tasty.
 
2014-04-20 11:10:45 AM  
I've never understood why people feel the need to whip up a shiatstorm over anything that offends them. Maybe we should take a large chunk of Wyoming or Montana and create a large "Sanitary City" and move all easily offended people there. There everything is sunshine and daisies. No offensive images, shows, movies, music, advertisements, language, books or thoughts. Everything is clean and pristine. Then the rest of us who know how to laugh things off or simply ignore what we don't like can get on with our farking lives without having to hear about the latest person shouting "NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, THIS  OFFENDS MESO WE SHOULD DO EVERYTHING WE CAN TO MAKE SURE  I AM NOT  OFFENDEDANYMORE!"

/Send the "our child can't have peanuts/milk/bread/fun so no other child in the school can either" parents too
//Actually send all the helicopter parents there
///Paid for by the Professor Farksworth Get The Hell Over It Foundation
 
2014-04-20 11:17:46 AM  

Professor Farksworth: I've never understood why people feel the need to whip up a shiatstorm over anything that offends them. Maybe we should take a large chunk of Wyoming or Montana and create a large "Sanitary City" and move all easily offended people there. There everything is sunshine and daisies. No offensive images, shows, movies, music, advertisements, language, books or thoughts. Everything is clean and pristine. Then the rest of us who know how to laugh things off or simply ignore what we don't like can get on with our farking lives without having to hear about the latest person shouting "NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, THIS  OFFENDS MESO WE SHOULD DO EVERYTHING WE CAN TO MAKE SURE  I AM NOT  OFFENDEDANYMORE!"

/Send the "our child can't have peanuts/milk/bread/fun so no other child in the school can either" parents too
//Actually send all the helicopter parents there
///Paid for by the Professor Farksworth Get The Hell Over It Foundation


newsletter, etc
 
2014-04-20 11:23:02 AM  

Professor Farksworth: I've never understood why people feel the need to whip up a shiatstorm over anything that offends them. Maybe we should take a large chunk of Wyoming or Montana and create a large "Sanitary City" and move all easily offended people there. There everything is sunshine and daisies. No offensive images, shows, movies, music, advertisements, language, books or thoughts. Everything is clean and pristine. Then the rest of us who know how to laugh things off or simply ignore what we don't like can get on with our farking lives without having to hear about the latest person shouting "NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, THIS  OFFENDS MESO WE SHOULD DO EVERYTHING WE CAN TO MAKE SURE  I AM NOT  OFFENDEDANYMORE!"

/Send the "our child can't have peanuts/milk/bread/fun so no other child in the school can either" parents too
//Actually send all the helicopter parents there
///Paid for by the Professor Farksworth Get The Hell Over It Foundation


Didn't they already do this in Utah?
 
2014-04-20 11:33:47 AM  

RobSeace: moeburn: Isn't calling out a strawman argument, a strawman argument in itself?

Um, no... Why would it be? The only way it would is if you did so falsely by inventing a strawman argument and assigning it to your opponent when in fact they never made such an argument at all... But, calling out an actual strawman argument they actually made certainly isn't a strawman argument in itself...

/Or, are you one of those people who think calling out bigotry is an act of bigotry in itself, too?


Did he... Did he make a strawman... about strawmen being strawmen?
 
2014-04-20 11:34:11 AM  

Without Fail: KeelingLovesCornholes: jso2897: Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: - Post unfunny 4/20 Jesus ad to your burger stand newsgroup
- conservative whargarbl garners national media attention

[mrthekidd.files.wordpress.com image 494x372]

Well, that's why anybody who cares what some fool puts in his burger ad is a dumbass.

This. And the fact that he feels compelled to means his burgers must suck. Let's see him do that to Muhammad and see what happens. I think he knows better.

Muslims take their prophet seriously, and are willing to die for their beliefs.

Christians won't even follow the teachings of their savior, they just biatch online and pretend to be victims.


Fail. Muslims and Christians both have believers that fit on a spectrum from basically lapsed to fundie.
 
2014-04-20 11:39:18 AM  

stewbert: Without Fail: KeelingLovesCornholes: jso2897: Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: - Post unfunny 4/20 Jesus ad to your burger stand newsgroup
- conservative whargarbl garners national media attention

[mrthekidd.files.wordpress.com image 494x372]

Well, that's why anybody who cares what some fool puts in his burger ad is a dumbass.

This. And the fact that he feels compelled to means his burgers must suck. Let's see him do that to Muhammad and see what happens. I think he knows better.

Muslims take their prophet seriously, and are willing to die for their beliefs.

Christians won't even follow the teachings of their savior, they just biatch online and pretend to be victims.

Fail. Muslims and Christians both have believers that fit on a spectrum from basically lapsed to fundie.


Yes they do.
I was ribbing the asshat who was claiming that there was a difference.
But sarcasm is kinda subtle, especially if you aren't too bright.
 
2014-04-20 11:41:59 AM  
"Burger of the Gods" has both beef and cheese.  Probably not on Jesus' menu.
 
2014-04-20 11:48:25 AM  

Professor Farksworth: I've never understood why people feel the need to whip up a shiatstorm over anything that offends them. Maybe we should take a large chunk of Wyoming or Montana and create a large "Sanitary City" and move all easily offended people there. There everything is sunshine and daisies. No offensive images, shows, movies, music, advertisements, language, books or thoughts. Everything is clean and pristine. Then the rest of us who know how to laugh things off or simply ignore what we don't like can get on with our farking lives without having to hear about the latest person shouting "NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, THIS  OFFENDS MESO WE SHOULD DO EVERYTHING WE CAN TO MAKE SURE  I AM NOT  OFFENDEDANYMORE!"

/Send the "our child can't have peanuts/milk/bread/fun so no other child in the school can either" parents too
//Actually send all the helicopter parents there
///Paid for by the Professor Farksworth Get The Hell Over It Foundation


Don't send your kooks up here, dude. We have enough of them already.
 
2014-04-20 11:52:24 AM  

CK2005: RobSeace: moeburn: Isn't calling out a strawman argument, a strawman argument in itself?

Um, no... Why would it be? The only way it would is if you did so falsely by inventing a strawman argument and assigning it to your opponent when in fact they never made such an argument at all... But, calling out an actual strawman argument they actually made certainly isn't a strawman argument in itself...

/Or, are you one of those people who think calling out bigotry is an act of bigotry in itself, too?

Did he... Did he make a strawman... about strawmen being strawmen?


s3.amazonaws.com

Yo dawg, I heard you liked strawmen!
 
2014-04-20 11:55:12 AM  

Without Fail: imfallen_angel: Someone needs to get the pictures of the owner's mom and use that for commercials for Depends, STD's, and various tasteless things and see if he'll like that.

Tasteless and lack of respect is childish, glad he thinks it's all edgy.. but he got the publicity he wanted I guess and idiots will flock to be his customers.

Again, to bring up the obvious, the owner's mom actually existed.
There is no proof that Jesus did.

/also, burgers and bud are both tasty.


I've seen writings about this guy called Jesus and I've yet to see anything about his mom.

/see how that works...
 
2014-04-20 12:09:38 PM  

HotWingAgenda: Considering that burgers are a culinary descendant of steak tartare, which was invented by the barbarian hordes that swept in to Eastern Europe from Asia, I don't see what they have to do with Christian mythology one way or the other.


MURIKA!

/no, really, that's it
//America is a Christian society, so they'll slap Christian mythology on everything
///Which sometimes gets me free candy, so as long as it stays out of law, go right on being your bad selves, Christians. *munches jellybeans*
 
2014-04-20 12:15:13 PM  

imfallen_angel: Without Fail: imfallen_angel: Someone needs to get the pictures of the owner's mom and use that for commercials for Depends, STD's, and various tasteless things and see if he'll like that.

Tasteless and lack of respect is childish, glad he thinks it's all edgy.. but he got the publicity he wanted I guess and idiots will flock to be his customers.

Again, to bring up the obvious, the owner's mom actually existed.
There is no proof that Jesus did.

/also, burgers and bud are both tasty.

I've seen writings about this guy called Jesus and I've yet to see anything about his mom.

/see how that works...


Actually there are many myths about the mother of Jesus. Ask a Catholic.


Every year around this time I see thousands of images and icons about the Easter bunny.
/see how that works...
 
2014-04-20 12:21:17 PM  
Blessed are the cheeseburger makers.
 
2014-04-20 12:22:07 PM  

MontanaDave: Professor Farksworth: I've never understood why people feel the need to whip up a shiatstorm over anything that offends them. Maybe we should take a large chunk of Wyoming or Montana and create a large "Sanitary City" and move all easily offended people there. There everything is sunshine and daisies. No offensive images, shows, movies, music, advertisements, language, books or thoughts. Everything is clean and pristine. Then the rest of us who know how to laugh things off or simply ignore what we don't like can get on with our farking lives without having to hear about the latest person shouting "NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, THIS  OFFENDS MESO WE SHOULD DO EVERYTHING WE CAN TO MAKE SURE  I AM NOT  OFFENDEDANYMORE!"

/Send the "our child can't have peanuts/milk/bread/fun so no other child in the school can either" parents too
//Actually send all the helicopter parents there
///Paid for by the Professor Farksworth Get The Hell Over It Foundation

Don't send your kooks up here, dude. We have enough of them already.


UTAH IT IS THEN!! Everybody round up the helicopter parents and get them in the vans. We'll wall off Utah and rename it something like Rainbow Valley and the rest of us can get on with our lives!
 
2014-04-20 12:23:32 PM  
Attention!
To all religious people, including scientologists and athiests.
You all have a right to your own belief system. They are all equally improbable.
Stop discriminating against and killing those who don't share your beliefs.

/I am a smug agnostic who doesn't KNOW the answer.
//you don't either.
 
2014-04-20 12:27:27 PM  

Professor Farksworth: MontanaDave: Professor Farksworth: I've never understood why people feel the need to whip up a shiatstorm over anything that offends them. Maybe we should take a large chunk of Wyoming or Montana and create a large "Sanitary City" and move all easily offended people there. There everything is sunshine and daisies. No offensive images, shows, movies, music, advertisements, language, books or thoughts. Everything is clean and pristine. Then the rest of us who know how to laugh things off or simply ignore what we don't like can get on with our farking lives without having to hear about the latest person shouting "NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, THIS  OFFENDS MESO WE SHOULD DO EVERYTHING WE CAN TO MAKE SURE  I AM NOT  OFFENDEDANYMORE!"

/Send the "our child can't have peanuts/milk/bread/fun so no other child in the school can either" parents too
//Actually send all the helicopter parents there
///Paid for by the Professor Farksworth Get The Hell Over It Foundation

Don't send your kooks up here, dude. We have enough of them already.

UTAH IT IS THEN!! Everybody round up the helicopter parents and get them in the vans. We'll wall off Utah and rename it something like Rainbow Valley and the rest of us can get on with our lives!


Let's call it Wasatch Front instead.
 
2014-04-20 12:28:43 PM  

Lapdance: I had my fill of grass way back in the early 70's. I quit when it went over $20/oz. so all you still doing it can suck it. HAHAHA! Never heard anyone call it 420 then. That came along sometime after I wasn't doing it anymore. Have no idea what significance that number has with it. Don't really care either now. Burgers, that's a different story, around here 5 Guys is probably the best.


We carved bongs out of onions, which was the style at the time.
 
2014-04-20 12:34:33 PM  

Professor Farksworth: I've never understood why people feel the need to whip up a shiatstorm over anything that offends them. Maybe we should take a large chunk of Wyoming or Montana and create a large "Sanitary City" and move all easily offended people there. There everything is sunshine and daisies. No offensive images, shows, movies, music, advertisements, language, books or thoughts. Everything is clean and pristine. Then the rest of us who know how to laugh things off or simply ignore what we don't like can get on with our farking lives without having to hear about the latest person shouting "NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, THIS  OFFENDS MESO WE SHOULD DO EVERYTHING WE CAN TO MAKE SURE  I AM NOT  OFFENDEDANYMORE!"

/Send the "our child can't have peanuts/milk/bread/fun so no other child in the school can either" parents too
//Actually send all the helicopter parents there
///Paid for by the Professor Farksworth Get The Hell Over It Foundation


I hear Wyoming has been warming up recently.
 
2014-04-20 12:38:30 PM  
shiat Luchbox is farking awesome. They even serve beer. I would go there anyway. Now I have another reason I like them.
 
2014-04-20 12:38:46 PM  

Resident Muslim: log_jammin: Resident Muslim: And yes, it's sad to see Christ and Christians acceptable targets for mockery.

no one should be exempted from mockery.

TheJoe03: Resident Muslim: And yet no one is asking what's his Fark handle??

Probably Letrole.

And yes, it's sad to see Christ and Christians acceptable targets for mockery.

Everyone should be acceptable to be mocked. People are too dumb to understand context though, so they freak out about things that don't matter.


Sure, guys. Know any good homosexual jokes? How about some funny black ones? Hispanic?
What about September 11 ones? Holocaust (sp?)?

All I'm saying, there's tasteful and there's not. Even with dark humor.


As far as jokes against Christianity go, this one is quite tame. So lighten up, Frances.
 
2014-04-20 12:43:59 PM  

Without Fail: Attention!
To all religious people, including scientologists and athiests.
You all have a right to your own belief system. They are all equally improbable.
Stop discriminating against and killing those who don't share your beliefs.

/I am a smug agnostic who doesn't KNOW the answer.
//you don't either.


 Looking for an answer to a question that is irrelevant ?

Can you linky an equation for equal improbability?
 
2014-04-20 12:44:32 PM  
4/20+Easter - the smoke, it has risen.
 
2014-04-20 12:46:17 PM  

pxlboy: Without Fail: Christians won't even follow the teachings of their savior, they just biatch online and pretend to be victims.
The bitter tears of the American Christian super-majority | Al Jazeera America (pops)


Excellent read. Thanks for sharing.
 
2014-04-20 12:50:01 PM  

TerminalEchoes: starsrift: Finally, someone's stood up and told the social pressure bearers to fark off.

I was starting to think it would never happen.

But if it was a liberal sacred cow instead of a conservative one, you people would have lost your minds. You know it and I know it.


Since when is Christianity limited to conservatives?
 
2014-04-20 12:52:09 PM  

Rusty Shackleford: Blessed are the cheeseburger makers.


So....Dan Aykroyd?
 
2014-04-20 12:52:10 PM  

TwowheelinTim: TerminalEchoes: starsrift: Finally, someone's stood up and told the social pressure bearers to fark off.

I was starting to think it would never happen.

But if it was a liberal sacred cow instead of a conservative one, you people would have lost your minds. You know it and I know it.

Since when is Christianity limited to conservatives?


I know as many liberal christians as I do conservative christians.  People like this guy are complete morons.  Not everyone fits into your neat little categories.
 
2014-04-20 12:53:33 PM  

DoctorCal: DoctorCal: Lapdance: I had my fill of grass way back in the early 70's. I quit when it went over $20/oz. so all you still doing it can suck it. HAHAHA! Never heard anyone call it 420 then. That came along sometime after I wasn't doing it anymore. Have no idea what significance that number has with it. Don't really care either now. Burgers, that's a different story, around here 5 Guys is probably the best.

You had your fill of grass when you were ten years old?

Ah. Or maybe you haven't updated your bio since you registered in 2002. Makes more sense.

/grew up in the 70s with $35/oz.


If you have lived where I live for a few years and are paying for weed, you're doing it wrong.
 
2014-04-20 01:01:25 PM  

starsrift: Finally, someone's stood up and told the social pressure bearers to fark off.

I was starting to think it would never happen.


I know right. Maybe if there are enough people like the owner they could all band together and force these social-pressure-bearers to stfu.
 
2014-04-20 01:10:43 PM  

Paleorific: Without Fail: Attention!
To all religious people, including scientologists and athiests.
You all have a right to your own belief system. They are all equally improbable.
Stop discriminating against and killing those who don't share your beliefs.

/I am a smug agnostic who doesn't KNOW the answer.
//you don't either.

 Looking for an answer to a question that is irrelevant ?

Can you linky an equation for equal improbability?


Sort of. If there are an infinite number of possible answers to the creation and meaning of the universe then each probability is the inverse of infinity.

(1/∞)

I leave the proof as an exercise for the student.
 
2014-04-20 01:16:26 PM  

mr lawson: meow said the dog: Mr Lawson I would not have the ceasing of the day job of you.

Yea! The first naysayer has emerged!
/expect plenty more


I don't believe meow is saying nay as much as "your writing skills won't likely put food on the table."
 
2014-04-20 01:19:39 PM  

Without Fail: Sort of. If there are an infinite number of possible answers to the creation and meaning of the universe then each probability is the inverse of infinity.

(1/∞)

I leave the proof as an exercise for the student.


The sum of infinitely many numbers doesn't have to be infinity. At least, if we don't arbitrarily assign each answer the same probability.
 
2014-04-20 01:24:44 PM  

imfallen_angel: Someone needs to get the pictures of the owner's mom and use that for commercials for Depends, STD's, and various tasteless things and see if he'll like that.

Tasteless and lack of respect is childish, glad he thinks it's all edgy.. but he got the publicity he wanted I guess and idiots will flock to be his customers.


I respect Jesus enough to think he enjoyed a smoke.
 
2014-04-20 01:27:57 PM  

imfallen_angel: Someone needs to get the pictures of the owner's mom and use that for commercials for Depends, STD's, and various tasteless things and see if he'll like that.

Tasteless and lack of respect is childish, glad he thinks it's all edgy.. but he got the publicity he wanted I guess and idiots will flock to be his customers.


Heres another one, maybe you could go kill him for making an image of your prophet.

/Oh youre poor sensibilities were offended? Poor poor you.
 
2014-04-20 01:29:00 PM  

TwowheelinTim: don't believe meow is saying nay as much as "your writing skills won't likely put food on the table."


I understood. In the context of the story, the writing is appropriate.
 
2014-04-20 01:31:51 PM  
WARNING: THEY CALL IT THE "UP IN SMOKE" BURGER BAR FOR A REASON. No rare meat.

And then there's the Hard Times Café. You can get anything you want at Alice's Hard Times Café provided you want pot of luck or soup of the day.

And let's not forget the Corscan Brothers Dry Cleaners. If you are up to your shoulder in horse shiat, they can get it out of your sleeve.

And what is Cheech & Chong's Next Franchise? The Joint & Chop Shoppe, of course. Have your car rebuilt while your head is re-tooled. Or if you prefer, two can dine on pork or lamb chops for the price of one. No rare meat.
 
2014-04-20 01:35:26 PM  

TwowheelinTim: DoctorCal: DoctorCal: Lapdance: I had my fill of grass way back in the early 70's. I quit when it went over $20/oz. so all you still doing it can suck it. HAHAHA! Never heard anyone call it 420 then. That came along sometime after I wasn't doing it anymore. Have no idea what significance that number has with it. Don't really care either now. Burgers, that's a different story, around here 5 Guys is probably the best.

You had your fill of grass when you were ten years old?

Ah. Or maybe you haven't updated your bio since you registered in 2002. Makes more sense.

/grew up in the 70s with $35/oz.

If you have lived where I live for a few years and are paying for weed, you're doing it wrong.


Congratulations, I guess. Not sure how it's relevant to the conversation.
 
2014-04-20 01:38:42 PM  

Dansker: imfallen_angel: Someone needs to get the pictures of the owner's mom and use that for commercials for Depends, STD's, and various tasteless things and see if he'll like that.

Tasteless and lack of respect is childish, glad he thinks it's all edgy.. but he got the publicity he wanted I guess and idiots will flock to be his customers.

I respect Jesus enough to think he enjoyed a smoke.


[zigzagman.jpg]
 
2014-04-20 01:40:56 PM  

imfallen_angel: Someone needs to get the pictures of the owner's mom and use that for commercials for Depends, STD's, and various tasteless things and see if he'll like that.

Tasteless and lack of respect is childish, glad he thinks it's all edgy.. but he got the publicity he wanted I guess and idiots will flock to be his customers.


Burn a cross on his lawn.
Isn't that what robed Christian extremists usually do?
 
2014-04-20 01:43:46 PM  
whistleblower-newswire.com
 
2014-04-20 01:53:13 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: Without Fail: Sort of. If there are an infinite number of possible answers to the creation and meaning of the universe then each probability is the inverse of infinity.

(1/∞)

I leave the proof as an exercise for the student.

The sum of infinitely many numbers doesn't have to be infinity. At least, if we don't arbitrarily assign each answer the same probability.


Do you have a method of assigning probability that isn't tied to personal prejudice?

Each theory is the equally probable.

/May you be touched by his noodly appendage.
//Ramen
 
2014-04-20 01:54:39 PM  

DoctorCal: TwowheelinTim: DoctorCal: DoctorCal: Lapdance: I had my fill of grass way back in the early 70's. I quit when it went over $20/oz. so all you still doing it can suck it. HAHAHA! Never heard anyone call it 420 then. That came along sometime after I wasn't doing it anymore. Have no idea what significance that number has with it. Don't really care either now. Burgers, that's a different story, around here 5 Guys is probably the best.

You had your fill of grass when you were ten years old?

Ah. Or maybe you haven't updated your bio since you registered in 2002. Makes more sense.

/grew up in the 70s with $35/oz.

If you have lived where I live for a few years and are paying for weed, you're doing it wrong.

Congratulations, I guess. Not sure how it's relevant to the conversation.


Somebody was poking at pot smokers because how expensive weed is these days. I thought I'd mention after you did how it doesn't really have to be so expensive.

Was it more relevant when you mentioned it?
 
2014-04-20 02:03:41 PM  

mr lawson: TwowheelinTim: don't believe meow is saying nay as much as "your writing skills won't likely put food on the table."

I understood. In the context of the story, the writing is appropriate.


I wouldn't know. I didn't bother reading it.

I'm not passing judgement on your writing; it didn't seem you caught what meow was trying so desperately to say.

I guess I misunderstood your response meow.
 
2014-04-20 02:23:59 PM  

DownDaRiver: Better than Jesus on toast
Good for him
Anybody live near there? Hows the burgers?


I personally don't care for them, but most people I know love them.  I think they're just big and messy.

There's much better burgers in the area.  If anyone is in Seattle and wants a good burger go to The Swinery. Don't pass on the danger fries.  It's a weird setup, but they're food is undeniably good.  Be prepared to feel disgusted with yourself after.
 
2014-04-20 02:24:14 PM  

DownDaRiver: Anybody live near there? Hows the burgers?


Could be worse, could be could better. This place couldn't out cook a Fudduckers, but the food is passable, the decor intentional, but it is clean and not too expensive.
 
2014-04-20 02:36:30 PM  

b0rscht: TheJoe03: TerminalEchoes: starsrift: Finally, someone's stood up and told the social pressure bearers to fark off.

I was starting to think it would never happen.

But if it was a liberal sacred cow instead of a conservative one, you people would have lost your minds. You know it and I know it.

Such as? I'm a liberal that loves South Park for example, and they shiat on annoying liberals all the time. Comedy must be a foreign concept to you.

South Park ceased being funny what, 15 years ago?


That basically means you never that it was funny, unless you only liked the kind of shiatty first season.
 
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