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(Q13 Fox)   2 or 3 people are offended by 4/20 ad featuring Jesus smoking a joint and promoting burger specials in Seattle. Owner says, "Hey, I'm not your moral compass, I'm selling burgers. If you're looking to me for moral direction, you're probably misguided"   (q13fox.com) divider line 224
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2014-04-20 12:24:31 AM  
Better than Jesus on toast
Good for him
Anybody live near there? Hows the burgers?
 
2014-04-20 12:35:07 AM  

DownDaRiver: Better than Jesus on toast
Good for him
Anybody live near there? Hows the burgers?


They're delicious.
 
2014-04-20 12:37:05 AM  
But can he turn the bongwater into wine?
 
2014-04-20 12:59:27 AM  
I prefer Cheesus ...

www.atacrossroads.net
 
2014-04-20 01:08:45 AM  
When it comes to sacrilege, I prefer the Ghost BC Burger.
www.neontommy.com
/you know who else celebrated 4/20?
 
2014-04-20 02:08:49 AM  
HERO tag must be getting high in the alley behind the restaurant.
 
2014-04-20 02:10:10 AM  
And tap-dancing. I feel he should be tap-dancing.
 
2014-04-20 02:15:40 AM  
Free enterprise.  Supply & demand.
 
2014-04-20 03:19:18 AM  
Good for him for not backing down. I'd drive to Seattle to have a burger if I could afford one.
 
2014-04-20 03:21:43 AM  
There are no burgers in the Bible.

/that's why we eat them here
 
2014-04-20 03:23:31 AM  
I'd be willing to bet that his moral compass is far better tuned than any of the self-appointed guardians of moral behaviour in society.
 
2014-04-20 03:25:41 AM  

Sgygus: There are no burgers in the Bible.

/that's why we eat them here


And when we're gone from here, all our friends will be eating all our burgers.
/no wait that doesn't flow the same way at all...
 
2014-04-20 03:25:41 AM  
So people who don't smoke pot and were not going to eat at this burger joint were offended?

This reminds me of how much I like sandwiches from Cheba Hut.
 
2014-04-20 03:26:33 AM  
I read that headline as  2 of 3 people are offended by 4/20 ad featuring Jesus smoking a joint and promoting burger specials in Seattle.

I still didn't give a phark...
 
2014-04-20 03:26:47 AM  
Considering that burgers are a culinary descendant of steak tartare, which was invented by the barbarian hordes that swept in to Eastern Europe from Asia, I don't see what they have to do with Christian mythology one way or the other.
 
2014-04-20 03:27:55 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Considering that burgers are a culinary descendant of steak tartare, which was invented by the barbarian hordes that swept in to Eastern Europe from Asia, I don't see what they have to do with Christian mythology one way or the other.


That's way too historical at this hour
 
2014-04-20 03:28:14 AM  
Considering YouTube is running ads with a white, blue eyed Jesus, I'm not sure the people complaining know who Jesus is anyway.
 
2014-04-20 03:28:34 AM  
i28.photobucket.com

Not offended
 
2014-04-20 03:34:55 AM  
What part of not worshiping images, graven or otherwise do some so called christens understand that? Christianity like the Muslim thing weren't supposed to have images that could be defiled like say Egyptian Pharaoh's tombs, monuments were. Also to my understanding the whole Shia-Sunni spilt happened over weather you should build a tomb . Crazy, all religions are.
 
2014-04-20 03:36:57 AM  
Luke 22:19 "And he took bread, gave thanks and broke it, put grilled ground beef, tomato and lettuce between it, and gave it to them, saying, "This is my body given for you; do this in remembrance of me."
 @#$%ing Council of Nicea.  Catholics could have been getting burgers at mass all these years.
 
2014-04-20 03:39:22 AM  
Wondering the result had it depicted Allah, instead. Or MLK.
 
2014-04-20 03:40:00 AM  
When math and Easter collide
/dnrtfa either
//headlines are made
///today is a good day
 
2014-04-20 03:44:31 AM  
If Santa can be used to sell everything, and the I Have a Dream speech can be used to sell phones, then Jesus can be used to sell burgers.
 
2014-04-20 03:45:29 AM  
1. Jebus most definitely smoked the sacred herb.
2. They baptized people in cannabis oil.
3. lh4.googleusercontent.com -->
 
2014-04-20 03:47:04 AM  

robohobo: Wondering the result had it depicted Allah, instead. Or MLK.


Look at my post above now the biggest arsehole always screams loudest.
 
2014-04-20 03:48:48 AM  

phillydrifter: 1. Jebus most definitely smoked the sacred herb.
2. They baptized people in cannabis oil.
3. [lh4.googleusercontent.com image 615x345] -->


I want that you decide if I mean the burger ot the women : D
 
2014-04-20 03:51:41 AM  
Yea...It's not ok to be culturally insensitive or marginalize anyone except Christians on one of their most important Holy days of the year. Bravo egalitarian pluralism.

/Undeniably brilliant advertising
 
2014-04-20 03:51:51 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: robohobo: Wondering the result had it depicted Allah, instead. Or MLK.

Look at my post above now the biggest arsehole always screams loudest.


I just think it'd be an interesting social experiment. I don't subscribe to any religion. Closest I get is Mass on X-Mas eve, cause it's nice.
 
2014-04-20 04:00:32 AM  
Why stop with Jesus?  How about

... Martin Luther King rolling craps for a casino advertisement.

... Gandhi holding an AK-47 for a gun shop advertisement.

... John F. Kennedy wearing a Cowboy hat for a Dallas tourism ad.
 
2014-04-20 04:01:03 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: phillydrifter: 1. Jebus most definitely smoked the sacred herb.
2. They baptized people in cannabis oil.
3. [lh4.googleusercontent.com image 615x345] -->

I want that you decide if I mean the burger ot the women : D


You almost that sentense. :)
 
2014-04-20 04:01:37 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: And tap-dancing. I feel he should be tap-dancing.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-20 04:05:59 AM  

Captain Dan: Why stop with Jesus?  How about

... Martin Luther King rolling craps for a casino advertisement.

... Gandhi holding an AK-47 for a gun shop advertisement.

... John F. Kennedy wearing a Cowboy hat for a Dallas tourism ad.


Each would be hilarious. Jesus seems like a laid back guy, the kind that would smoke up and hang out with whores. He wouldn't do the whores, cause ancient-herpes, but he'd hang out with them, cause entertainment.

Your first two suggestions would be a batsignal for social justice warriors, while Kennedy would likely only rile up texans and older folk who worshipped Kennedy.
 
2014-04-20 04:06:04 AM  

Tetrazphere: It's not ok to be culturally insensitive or marginalize anyone except Christians on one of their most important Holy days


You can call a Caucasian a honky and no one cares.

/there's a reason for that
 
2014-04-20 04:08:56 AM  

robohobo: Jesus seems like a laid back guy, the kind that would smoke up and hang out with whores. He wouldn't do the whores, cause ancient-herpes, but he'd hang out with them, cause entertainment.


My issue with the Jesus ad isn't that Jesus would oppose pot; it's that He would oppose commercialism.
 
2014-04-20 04:12:20 AM  

Captain Dan: robohobo: Jesus seems like a laid back guy, the kind that would smoke up and hang out with whores. He wouldn't do the whores, cause ancient-herpes, but he'd hang out with them, cause entertainment.

My issue with the Jesus ad isn't that Jesus would oppose pot; it's that He would oppose commercialism.


Oh. absolutely, but Jesus is also open season in the current culture.
 
2014-04-20 04:13:35 AM  
Meh. LL gave me the runs. Uneedaburger rawks.
 
2014-04-20 04:16:36 AM  
that's an awesome quote
 
2014-04-20 04:18:34 AM  

Thelyphthoric: tinfoil-hat maggie: phillydrifter: 1. Jebus most definitely smoked the sacred herb.
2. They baptized people in cannabis oil.
3. [lh4.googleusercontent.com image 615x345] -->

I want that you decide if I mean the burger ot the women : D

You almost that sentense. :)


I've been drinking to soosh'sshow since 12 and you expect coherent out of me? Bah, sure I shuoldn't try to type at 3 in the morning but hey I comon' why waold I do a smart thing like go to bed...
 
2014-04-20 04:21:39 AM  
Finally, someone's stood up and told the social pressure bearers to fark off.

I was starting to think it would never happen.
 
2014-04-20 04:33:54 AM  

robohobo: Wondering the result had it depicted Allah, instead. Or MLK.



i651.photobucket.com

// Aww, do Brown (and Tan) people scare you?
// ProTip: Do a little research first, so you'll learn that Allah and YHWH are the same god.
// MLK is not a god, but thanks for asking
 
2014-04-20 04:38:23 AM  

Sgygus: ou can call a Caucasian a honky and no one cares.


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2014-04-20 04:40:49 AM  

safetycap: robohobo: Wondering the result had it depicted Allah, instead. Or MLK.


[i651.photobucket.com image 494x358]

// Aww, do Brown (and Tan) people scare you?
// ProTip: Do a little research first, so you'll learn that Allah and YHWH are the same god.
// MLK is not a god, but thanks for asking


Lulz, not butthurt in the slightest. I don't give a shiat what people do, and I find offended people fairly humorous. Don't give a shiat about the browns. Also, MLK is treated as a religious figure by a portion of the population, and I expect an ad featuring him playing craps would not be taken very well. But hey, good on you, social justice warrior.
 
2014-04-20 04:43:58 AM  

robohobo: Also, MLK is treated as a religious figure by a portion of the population,


He was a reverend so it's kinda warranted to treat him as a religious figure.
 
2014-04-20 04:46:23 AM  

staplermofo: robohobo: Also, MLK is treated as a religious figure by a portion of the population,

He was a reverend so it's kinda warranted to treat him as a religious figure.


Agreed. Also the philanderer.
 
2014-04-20 04:47:10 AM  
There's a difference between being mildly offended, and running around in the street burning embassies down.

Try making the same add with Muhammed and see. ;)

/actually, I think Muslims have grown so desensitized by all the Muhammed drawings that they'll just go "meh", and get on with their lives. And thank you Muslims for growing up.
 
2014-04-20 04:53:45 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: What part of not worshiping images, graven or otherwise do some so called christens understand that? Christianity like the Muslim thing weren't supposed to have images that could be defiled like say Egyptian Pharaoh's tombs, monuments were. Also to my understanding the whole Shia-Sunni spilt happened over weather you should build a tomb . Crazy, all religions are.


Must have been some nasty weather to have caused that split.  Was it snow, I bet it was snow.
 
2014-04-20 04:54:02 AM  

robohobo: Wondering the result had it depicted Allah, instead. Or MLK.


MLK might be offensive since he's real and actually has surviving family members. Allah is the same as God, so I doubt it would matter. I think you meant to say Muhammad.
 
2014-04-20 04:54:50 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-20 04:56:46 AM  

TheJoe03: robohobo: Wondering the result had it depicted Allah, instead. Or MLK.

MLK might be offensive since he's real and actually has surviving family members. Allah is the same as God, so I doubt it would matter. I think you meant to say Muhammad.


Possibly. There are so many characters, this comic book is confusing.
 
2014-04-20 04:58:39 AM  
FTA: "A nd since Easter happens to fall on 4/20 - a day renowned in stoner culture ..."You know which culture also reveres 4/20?
 
2014-04-20 05:04:19 AM  
And yet no one is asking what's his Fark handle??

Probably Letrole.

And yes, it's sad to see Christ and Christians acceptable targets for mockery.
 
2014-04-20 05:07:24 AM  

Resident Muslim: And yet no one is asking what's his Fark handle??

Probably Letrole.

And yes, it's sad to see Christ and Christians acceptable targets for mockery.


Everyone should be acceptable to be mocked. People are too dumb to understand context though, so they freak out about things that don't matter.
 
2014-04-20 05:09:24 AM  
So did he see his goddam shadow or what!?!
 
2014-04-20 05:14:38 AM  

Resident Muslim: And yes, it's sad to see Christ and Christians acceptable targets for mockery.


no one should be exempted from mockery.
 
2014-04-20 05:20:25 AM  

Tetrazphere: Yea...It's not ok to be culturally insensitive or marginalize anyone except Christians on one of their most important Holy days of the year. Bravo egalitarian pluralism.

/Undeniably brilliant advertising


Are you masturbating?  I'm picturing you masturbating while typing that.
 
2014-04-20 05:22:42 AM  

log_jammin: no one should be exempted from mockery


Something you learn when you summon the courage to post comments on Fark, no one is.
 
2014-04-20 05:31:23 AM  

Tetrazphere: Yea...It's not ok to be culturally insensitive or marginalize anyone except Christians on one of their most important Holy days of the year. Bravo egalitarian pluralism.

/Undeniably brilliant advertising


Man, Christians always seem so pissed off that they are expected to act Christ-like and turn the other cheek, when deep down you know they just want to get down and dirty Taliban style.

"Death to thos.... umm.... sorry, I meant... have a nice day"
*grimace*
"Sigh, why couldn't Christ have been more fire and brimstone and less hippy?"
 
2014-04-20 05:36:57 AM  

Sgygus: log_jammin: no one should be exempted from mockery

Something you learn when you summon the courage to post comments on Fark, no one is.


I vividly remember making my account and posting, and you speak the truth.
 
2014-04-20 05:51:25 AM  

log_jammin: Resident Muslim: And yes, it's sad to see Christ and Christians acceptable targets for mockery.

no one should be exempted from mockery.


Nothing ventured, nothing gained
No more lingering doubt remained
Nothing sacred or profane
Everything to gain
'Cause you've nothing left

The guy's just trying to sell burgers...

Four and twenty years ago, I come into this life,
The son of a woman and a man who lived in strife.
He was tired of being poor and he wasn't into selling door to door
And he worked like the devil to be more.

That's just how the mind flows on 4/20. Now I need a burger.
 
2014-04-20 06:11:22 AM  

log_jammin: Resident Muslim: And yes, it's sad to see Christ and Christians acceptable targets for mockery.

no one should be exempted from mockery.


TheJoe03: Resident Muslim: And yet no one is asking what's his Fark handle??

Probably Letrole.

And yes, it's sad to see Christ and Christians acceptable targets for mockery.

Everyone should be acceptable to be mocked. People are too dumb to understand context though, so they freak out about things that don't matter.



Sure, guys. Know any good homosexual jokes? How about some funny black ones? Hispanic?
What about September 11 ones? Holocaust (sp?)?

All I'm saying, there's tasteful and there's not. Even with dark humor.
 
2014-04-20 06:14:55 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Considering that burgers are a culinary descendant of steak tartare, which was invented by the barbarian hordes that swept in to Eastern Europe from Asia, I don't see what they have to do with Christian mythology one way or the other.


No, you're not allowed to bring things and stuff intoo this golirus day.

Jesus would be a rapper if he were alove today in corporiol foem, then who'd care magdline was a ho or not? FUKNING NOBODDY, DUDE!!
 
2014-04-20 06:16:33 AM  

Resident Muslim: log_jammin: Resident Muslim: And yes, it's sad to see Christ and Christians acceptable targets for mockery.

no one should be exempted from mockery.

TheJoe03: Resident Muslim: And yet no one is asking what's his Fark handle??

Probably Letrole.

And yes, it's sad to see Christ and Christians acceptable targets for mockery.

Everyone should be acceptable to be mocked. People are too dumb to understand context though, so they freak out about things that don't matter.


Sure, guys. Know any good homosexual jokes? How about some funny black ones? Hispanic?
What about September 11 ones? Holocaust (sp?)?

All I'm saying, there's tasteful and there's not. Even with dark humor.


It's called comedy. You must have glossed over where I said morons can't understand context. Guess I was talking about people like you.
 
2014-04-20 06:18:58 AM  
I actually know funny jokes about all those subjects. Check out this thing called stand up comedy, it might help you get that stick out your ass. No subject is off limits.
 
2014-04-20 06:19:41 AM  
I had my fill of grass way back in the early 70's. I quit when it went over $20/oz. so all you still doing it can suck it. HAHAHA! Never heard anyone call it 420 then. That came along sometime after I wasn't doing it anymore. Have no idea what significance that number has with it. Don't really care either now. Burgers, that's a different story, around here 5 Guys is probably the best.
 
2014-04-20 06:22:35 AM  

Lapdance: I had my fill of grass way back in the early 70's. I quit when it went over $20/oz. so all you still doing it can suck it. HAHAHA! Never heard anyone call it 420 then. That came along sometime after I wasn't doing it anymore. Have no idea what significance that number has with it. Don't really care either now. Burgers, that's a different story, around here 5 Guys is probably the best.


Alright booze brain, you somehow win in your mind.
 
2014-04-20 06:23:34 AM  

starsrift: Finally, someone's stood up and told the social pressure bearers to fark off.

I was starting to think it would never happen.


But if it was a liberal sacred cow instead of a conservative one, you people would have lost your minds. You know it and I know it.
 
2014-04-20 06:26:32 AM  
Resident Muslim:


Sure, guys. Know any good homosexual jokes? How about some funny black ones? Hispanic?
What about September 11 ones? Holocaust (sp?)?


Stop me if you've heard this one: A flamer, a black guy and a Latino walk into a bar at the bottom of the world trade center on 9/11 and the bartender has these numbers on his arms. So the black guy asks, hey were you in a concentration camp? And the bartender says, no it's just...           finish this joke.
 
2014-04-20 06:27:06 AM  

Resident Muslim: Know any good homosexual jokes? How about some funny black ones? Hispanic?
What about September 11 ones? Holocaust (sp?)?


yes. and I've laughed at most of them.
 
2014-04-20 06:29:11 AM  

Resident Muslim: All I'm saying, there's tasteful and there's not. Even with dark humor.


and "tasteful" depends on context, it it's also very subjective.
 
2014-04-20 06:33:46 AM  

TerminalEchoes: starsrift: Finally, someone's stood up and told the social pressure bearers to fark off.

I was starting to think it would never happen.

But if it was a liberal sacred cow instead of a conservative one, you people would have lost your minds. You know it and I know it.


Such as? I'm a liberal that loves South Park for example, and they shiat on annoying liberals all the time. Comedy must be a foreign concept to you.
 
2014-04-20 06:36:48 AM  

TerminalEchoes: But if it was a liberal sacred cow instead of a conservative one, you people would have lost your minds. You know it and I know it.


when you became a conservative were you issued a crystal ball that shows you what liberals would be outraged about in alternative timelines, or is it just a gift?
 
2014-04-20 06:41:08 AM  

safetycap: robohobo: Wondering the result had it depicted Allah, instead. Or MLK.




// Aww, do Brown (and Tan) people scare you?
// ProTip: Do a little research first, so you'll learn that Allah and YHWH are the same god.
// MLK is not a god, but thanks for asking


Man you're a dick.

He was asking a question.

/lighten up Francis
//I'm a Christian and the ad doesn't offend me
///quite funny actually
 
2014-04-20 06:57:03 AM  
Crap on a cracker, I'm gonna be late for the beach sunrise service but I need to finish this beer anyway. My only problem is with syntax. Woah, sin-tax, did I just say that? Anyway, The guy apparently already had on the menu something called "burger of the Gods". Pluralistic religions don't disturb me in the slightest, but it seems out of context to have Hebus saying it. "Burger of my father" would have fit better. But hey, marketing strategy, was there really a significant drop in 13 y/o girls going to taco bell when the president of the company dissed beiber? I think not.
 
2014-04-20 07:01:32 AM  

robohobo: Wondering the result had it depicted Allah, instead. Or MLK.


I expect Allah, or Mohammad if that's who you meant, would have resulted in confusion, as there is no association between Islam and Easter that I'm aware of.

Most of the MLK ads get used around MLK day, not Easter - some examples viewable here.
 
2014-04-20 07:10:20 AM  

robohobo: Wondering the result had it depicted Allah, instead. Or MLK.


Much like the AM talk show hosts mentioned in the article did.
I know it's hard to resist making such a clever, original quip.
 
2014-04-20 07:17:30 AM  

TerminalEchoes: starsrift: Finally, someone's stood up and told the social pressure bearers to fark off.

I was starting to think it would never happen.

But if it was a liberal sacred cow instead of a conservative one, you people would have lost your minds. You know it and I know it.


Not really. The day I give a f**k what somebody puts in a burger ad, there'll be a killing frost in downtown Hades.
Some day, maybe you will quit projecting enough that you can debate soemthing with an actual person, as opposed to a strawman of your own creation.
 
2014-04-20 07:28:54 AM  

Monophtalmos: FTA: "A nd since Easter happens to fall on 4/20 - a day renowned in stoner culture ..."You know which culture also reveres 4/20?


Is it..,The Culture of Bongon's Minions?

They revere my birthday don't they?

I'm going with that, yeah.
 
2014-04-20 07:31:21 AM  

log_jammin: TerminalEchoes: But if it was a liberal sacred cow instead of a conservative one, you people would have lost your minds. You know it and I know it.

when you became a conservative were you issued a crystal ball that shows you what liberals would be outraged about in alternative timelines, or is it just a gift?


If You Want To Know What A Liberal Believes, Ask A Conservative.™
 
2014-04-20 07:33:36 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: log_jammin: TerminalEchoes: But if it was a liberal sacred cow instead of a conservative one, you people would have lost your minds. You know it and I know it.

when you became a conservative were you issued a crystal ball that shows you what liberals would be outraged about in alternative timelines, or is it just a gift?

If You Want To Know What A Liberal Believes, Ask A Conservative.™


I don't get it. It seems like so much more fun to argue with actual people.
 
2014-04-20 07:37:09 AM  

jso2897: I don't get it. It seems like so much more fun to argue with actual people.


but it's an easy way to win, when the facts don't support your beliefs.
 
2014-04-20 07:37:41 AM  
- Post unfunny 4/20 Jesus ad to your burger stand newsgroup
- conservative whargarbl garners national media attention

mrthekidd.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-20 07:37:49 AM  

Tetrazphere: Yea...It's not ok to be culturally insensitive or marginalize anyone except Christians on one of their most important Holy days of the year. Bravo egalitarian pluralism.

/Undeniably brilliant advertising


Dude: Christ suffered the Cross so that you and I wouldn'tt have to. Come down from there.
 
2014-04-20 07:39:15 AM  

Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: - Post unfunny 4/20 Jesus ad to your burger stand newsgroup
- conservative whargarbl garners national media attention

[mrthekidd.files.wordpress.com image 494x372]


Well, that's why anybody who cares what some fool puts in his burger ad is a dumbass.
 
2014-04-20 07:45:01 AM  
Christians, first off - Happy Easter.

Second, a question. If God made all things great and small, wouldn't it be fair to say he created our senses of humor as well? So, humor would be a good (or godly, if you will) thing, yes?

To the rest of you farkers, happy 4/20!
 
2014-04-20 07:45:39 AM  

Captain Dan: Why stop with Jesus?  How about

... Martin Luther King rolling craps for a casino advertisement.

... Gandhi holding an AK-47 for a gun shop advertisement.

... John F. Kennedy wearing a Cowboy hat for a Dallas tourism ad.


The MLK one would set off the lawyers.

/from the money-grubbing family
 
2014-04-20 07:51:22 AM  
I'm offended that those people are offended.
 
2014-04-20 07:53:59 AM  

fasahd: Resident Muslim:


Sure, guys. Know any good homosexual jokes? How about some funny black ones? Hispanic?
What about September 11 ones? Holocaust (sp?)?

Stop me if you've heard this one: A flamer, a black guy and a Latino walk into a bar at the bottom of the world trade center on 9/11 and the bartender has these numbers on his arms. So the black guy asks, hey were you in a concentration camp? And the bartender says, no it's just...           finish this joke.


something I do, so I never forget.
 
2014-04-20 07:55:43 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: And tap-dancing. I feel he should be tap-dancing.


And is a crutch too much to ask for,
 
2014-04-20 08:00:16 AM  

jso2897: Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: - Post unfunny 4/20 Jesus ad to your burger stand newsgroup
- conservative whargarbl garners national media attention

[mrthekidd.files.wordpress.com image 494x372]

Well, that's why anybody who cares what some fool puts in his burger ad is a dumbass.


This. And the fact that he feels compelled to means his burgers must suck. Let's see him do that to Muhammad and see what happens. I think he knows better.
 
2014-04-20 08:01:57 AM  
I always like what Lemmy said about people like this how they are dying to be offended. If they didnt having anything to biatch about they would probably die.
 
2014-04-20 08:05:07 AM  

KeelingLovesCornholes: jso2897: Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: - Post unfunny 4/20 Jesus ad to your burger stand newsgroup
- conservative whargarbl garners national media attention

[mrthekidd.files.wordpress.com image 494x372]

Well, that's why anybody who cares what some fool puts in his burger ad is a dumbass.

This. And the fact that he feels compelled to means his burgers must suck. Let's see him do that to Muhammad and see what happens. I think he knows better.


Yes, I imagine he does know better than to feature Muhammad in an Easter sale advertisement, as Muhammad has no connection with the Easter holiday.

/duh
//uh duh
///duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
 
2014-04-20 08:08:09 AM  

robohobo: Wondering the result had it depicted Allah, instead. Or MLK.


Climb off the cross, dude. It's not your turn.
 
2014-04-20 08:10:26 AM  

safetycap: robohobo: Wondering the result had it depicted Allah, instead. Or MLK.




// Aww, do Brown (and Tan) people scare you?
// ProTip: Do a little research first, so you'll learn that Allah and YHWH are the same god.
// MLK is not a god, but thanks for asking


Mo, he's right. Either one of those would result in hell to pay, and you jolly well know it.
 
2014-04-20 08:11:12 AM  

TheJoe03: TerminalEchoes: starsrift: Finally, someone's stood up and told the social pressure bearers to fark off.

I was starting to think it would never happen.

But if it was a liberal sacred cow instead of a conservative one, you people would have lost your minds. You know it and I know it.

Such as? I'm a liberal that loves South Park for example, and they shiat on annoying liberals all the time. Comedy must be a foreign concept to you.


South Park ceased being funny what, 15 years ago?
 
2014-04-20 08:11:24 AM  

TerminalEchoes: starsrift: Finally, someone's stood up and told the social pressure bearers to fark off.

I was starting to think it would never happen.

But if it was a liberal sacred cow instead of a conservative one, you people would have lost your minds. You know it and I know it.


We grind the sacred cow and grill its flesh.
 
2014-04-20 08:13:33 AM  

Captain Dan: Why stop with Jesus?  How about

... Martin Luther King rolling craps for a casino advertisement.

... Gandhi holding an AK-47 for a gun shop advertisement.

... John F. Kennedy wearing a Cowboy hat for a Dallas tourism ad.


Those people actually existed.
 
2014-04-20 08:13:35 AM  

fasahd: Resident Muslim:


Sure, guys. Know any good homosexual jokes? How about some funny black ones? Hispanic?
What about September 11 ones? Holocaust (sp?)?

Stop me if you've heard this one: A flamer, a black guy and a Latino walk into a bar at the bottom of the world trade center on 9/11 and the bartender has these numbers on his arms. So the black guy asks, hey were you in a concentration camp? And the bartender says, no it's just...           finish this joke.


www.musclediscussion.com

I think we found Bender's Fark handle.
 
2014-04-20 08:14:58 AM  

fasahd: Resident Muslim:


Sure, guys. Know any good homosexual jokes? How about some funny black ones? Hispanic?
What about September 11 ones? Holocaust (sp?)?

Stop me if you've heard this one: A flamer, a black guy and a Latino walk into a bar at the bottom of the world trade center on 9/11 and the bartender has these numbers on his arms. So the black guy asks, hey were you in a concentration camp? And the bartender says, no it's just...           finish this joke.


to remind myself that I need call someone to fix the oven.

/too soon?
 
2014-04-20 08:15:36 AM  

log_jammin: jso2897: I don't get it. It seems like so much more fun to argue with actual people.

but it's an easy way to win, when the facts don't support your beliefs.


coffeetablecongress.com

You said it bro.
 
2014-04-20 08:16:53 AM  

Without Fail: Captain Dan: Why stop with Jesus?  How about

... Martin Luther King rolling craps for a casino advertisement.

... Gandhi holding an AK-47 for a gun shop advertisement.

... John F. Kennedy wearing a Cowboy hat for a Dallas tourism ad.

Those people actually existed.


And have all been Forest Gump'd into advertisements already, along with Elvis, John Wayne, Marylin Monroe, and many others.  It's just that most of those ads are by massive megacorps, so the only media coverage is about the technology the company used to reincarnate a dead celebrity to shill for them
 
2014-04-20 08:18:18 AM  
I've never known anyone to look for moral direction. I have known plenty who feel it their obligation to provide it.
 
2014-04-20 08:19:02 AM  
Here's that "to" I was missing.

/I accidentally the whole thing
 
2014-04-20 08:19:28 AM  

edmo: I've never known anyone to look for moral direction. I have known plenty who feel it their obligation to provide it.


QFT
 
2014-04-20 08:23:06 AM  

edmo: I've never known anyone to look for moral direction. I have known plenty who feel it their obligation to provide it.


It's for your own good.
 
2014-04-20 08:23:10 AM  

Jeepman1974: I'm offended that those people are offended.


So am I dammit.

Just for that, I'm going to grill a burger for breakfast - just bought ground round last night ;-)

/happy holiday, everyone!
 
2014-04-20 08:25:02 AM  
Well hamburger has ham in it, so it is Easter food, right?
 
2014-04-20 08:26:25 AM  
I love 4-20 and I am Misguided.
 
2014-04-20 08:27:41 AM  
So, another 4/20 thread full of chronic trolling. Modmins should nip this one in the bud, before it goes to seed.
 
2014-04-20 08:29:35 AM  

edmo: I've never known anyone to look for moral direction. I have known plenty who feel it their obligation to provide it.


I took that to mean something like,"pray for guidance"...  Then they drop the self-righteous holy hammer
 
2014-04-20 08:30:03 AM  

Captain Dan: Why stop with Jesus?  How about

... Martin Luther King rolling craps for a casino advertisement.

... Gandhi holding an AK-47 for a gun shop advertisement.

... John F. Kennedy wearing a Cowboy hat for a Dallas tourism ad.


The thing is.. Jesus is fake.  Make believe.  I mean, he was probably black if he even did exist according to some historians.  Those other guys are actual leaders of the people, not some zombie from a fairy tale.

/happy birthday adolf
 
2014-04-20 08:32:38 AM  
Jesus saves...
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-20 08:33:31 AM  

KeelingLovesCornholes: jso2897: Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: - Post unfunny 4/20 Jesus ad to your burger stand newsgroup
- conservative whargarbl garners national media attention

[mrthekidd.files.wordpress.com image 494x372]

Well, that's why anybody who cares what some fool puts in his burger ad is a dumbass.

This. And the fact that he feels compelled to means his burgers must suck. Let's see him do that to Muhammad and see what happens. I think he knows better.


Muslims take their prophet seriously, and are willing to die for their beliefs.

Christians won't even follow the teachings of their savior, they just biatch online and pretend to be victims.
 
2014-04-20 08:35:31 AM  

stamped human bacon: edmo: I've never known anyone to look for moral direction. I have known plenty who feel it their obligation to provide it.

I took that to mean something like,"pray for guidance"...  Then they drop the self-righteous holy hammer


I thought it was the Holy Hand Granade.

/of Antioch
 
2014-04-20 08:50:51 AM  

Resident Muslim: Sure, guys. Know any good homosexual jokes? How about some funny black ones? Hispanic?
What about September 11 ones? Holocaust (sp?)?

All I'm saying, there's tasteful and there's not. Even with dark humor.


How do you tell if your roommate in college is queer?
His dick tastes like shiat.
How do you make a gay fark a woman?

[I can't find any funny racist jokes right now, but that could be because racists aren't funny.]

September 11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Btw, did you know the very first 9/11 joke was actually told by one of the hijackers on the plane? Although it doesn't really count because I don't think it landed.

A friend of mine from school got caught masturbating in the showers. It completely ruined our class trip to Auschwitz.
But I don't really want to joke about the Holocaust because my grandfather died in a concentration camp. Fell off a guard tower.

etc.


I was thinking child rape victims might be off limits, but Jimmy Carr tackled that one as well. ("I discovered the hard way that the worst way to start a benefit gig for abused children, is with an apology.")
 
2014-04-20 08:54:30 AM  

JoieD'Zen: DownDaRiver: Better than Jesus on toast
Good for him
Anybody live near there? Hows the burgers?

They're delicious.


I don't know.  I ate one, and three days later I could still taste it on my burps.
 
2014-04-20 08:56:56 AM  

Captain Dan: Why stop with Jesus?  How about

... Martin Luther King rolling craps for a casino advertisement.

... Gandhi holding an AK-47 for a gun shop advertisement.

... John F. Kennedy wearing a Cowboy hat for a Dallas tourism ad.


The key difference is that the three people you list were real, and Jesus is a fictional character.
 
2014-04-20 08:57:06 AM  
Jesus was a part of the bible the business of religion used for advertizing purposes, they still do. Had he died by drowning, would the cross be seen anywhere?

/what's wrong with a little cross-promotion?
 
2014-04-20 08:59:38 AM  

Cortez the Killer: log_jammin: jso2897: I don't get it. It seems like so much more fun to argue with actual people.

but it's an easy way to win, when the facts don't support your beliefs.

[coffeetablecongress.com image 500x600]

You said it bro.


Isn't calling out a strawman argument, a strawman argument in itself?
 
2014-04-20 09:04:53 AM  

Ficoce: Jesus was a part of the bible the business of religion used for advertizing purposes, they still do. Had he died by drowning, would the cross be seen anywhere?

/what's wrong with a little cross-promotion?


It's much harder to make a nice looking pond that people can pin on their walls or cars or wear around their necks though.

I have a vague memory of reading a book that took place in a world where Christ was hanged, not crucified, so the holy symbol of the church was a noose, not a cross.

Probably a really good thing Christ didn't die of complications related to elephantitis of the genetalia
 
2014-04-20 09:10:43 AM  

Jorn the Younger: Ficoce: Jesus was a part of the bible the business of religion used for advertizing purposes, they still do. Had he died by drowning, would the cross be seen anywhere?

/what's wrong with a little cross-promotion?

It's much harder to make a nice looking pond that people can pin on their walls or cars or wear around their necks though.

I have a vague memory of reading a book that took place in a world where Christ was hanged, not crucified, so the holy symbol of the church was a noose, not a cross.

Probably a really good thing Christ didn't die of complications related to elephantitis of the genetalia


I think it would be funnier if Christ died of autoerotic asphyxiation.
 
2014-04-20 09:11:36 AM  

Jorn the Younger: Ficoce: Jesus was a part of the bible the business of religion used for advertizing purposes, they still do. Had he died by drowning, would the cross be seen anywhere?

/what's wrong with a little cross-promotion?

It's much harder to make a nice looking pond that people can pin on their walls or cars or wear around their necks though.

I have a vague memory of reading a book that took place in a world where Christ was hanged, not crucified, so the holy symbol of the church was a noose, not a cross.

Probably a really good thing Christ didn't die of complications related to elephantitis of the genetalia


Ezekiel 23:20  Happy 420!
 
2014-04-20 09:13:27 AM  

rebelyell2006: Captain Dan: Why stop with Jesus?  How about

... Martin Luther King rolling craps for a casino advertisement.

... Gandhi holding an AK-47 for a gun shop advertisement.

... John F. Kennedy wearing a Cowboy hat for a Dallas tourism ad.

The key difference is that the three people you list were real, and Jesus is a fictional character.


Hate to burst your bubble, but they have found enough evidence from other sources (documents from the Roman Empire primarily) that back up the claim that Jesus was a real person.  As for the rest of the biblical stories on Jesus, that depends on your faith.

In reality, I don't think Jesus would care if his likeness was used to sell burgers while blazing up.  Someone forgot to give the Fundies their meds again, apparently.  I might be conservative, but I don't defend them when they sound like a bunch of Re-Rees that were dropped on their head too many times when they were infants, which is about 99% of the time.  That 1% where they actually make a point is when I'll back them up.  This isn't one of those times.
img.fark.netGimme a hell yeah.
 
2014-04-20 09:16:29 AM  

Captain Dan: ... Gandhi holding an AK-47 for a gun shop advertisement.


A guy famous for his nonviolence who was killed by 3 bullets in his chest. That could only ever work in an ironic sort of way. Like a flight school ad using a Twin Towers pic.
 
2014-04-20 09:21:49 AM  
Praise God and all he created.
Amen!
Want some weed?
Teh Satanz!!!
 
2014-04-20 09:25:32 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-20 09:34:51 AM  
Why not Hitler ? It is actually his birthday you know .
 
2014-04-20 09:37:38 AM  
Lamest 420 thread ever. What are the mods all getting baked at the Denver party?

/you got your stupid religious flame war in my 420 thread
 
2014-04-20 09:38:03 AM  

Without Fail: Christians won't even follow the teachings of their savior, they just biatch online and pretend to be victims.


The bitter tears of the American Christian super-majority | Al Jazeera America (pops)
 
2014-04-20 09:38:41 AM  

iron_city_ap: Praise God and all he created.
Amen!
Want some weed?
Teh Satanz!!!


Haile Selassie died for your sins bro.
 
2014-04-20 09:39:06 AM  

js34603: Lamest 420 thread ever. What are the mods all getting baked at the Denver party?

/you got your stupid religious flame war in my 420 thread


No one does caring of the thoughts of you.
 
2014-04-20 09:41:07 AM  
well...this will be my lame contribution to the 4/20 thread.
The opening to my soon-to-be- released novel: Mulching Mars

https://www.facebook.com/spaceportterra
"To all shall see these presents...Greetings.
(Wait for applause)
To terraform Mars.
    That was the simple goal from the beginning. The reasons, however, to terraform Mars were much more complicated.
    Way back in the year 2012, the world was in chaos. Perpetually high unemployment, horrible economies, civil liberties being eroded away by spy organizations, and protests and riots all across the planet. The people on Earth were losing hope. Something had to be done. Something had to change.
Then one day that year, a man had a dream. A vision of the future.
    A future in which like mined individuals would come together and would not be judged by the color of their skin, their gender, whom they chose to love, or how much money they or their family had or did not have. A group of people who would cast off mysticism, ignorance, hatred, and personal greed and embrace logic, knowledge, love, and could work together towards the common goal. But above all else, they would share one common trait. The trait of the child-like wonderment of exploration. A sense of adventure and the spirit of curiosity that has guided mankind from the times when they first set sail on unknown oceans to the time they first set foot on the moon. And they would do it for peace. They would do it for all mankind.
(Wait for applause)
    A future in which the exploration of the heavens of space was not limited to just corporations employing a vast number of robots, to only those who had aerospace engineering PhD's., or those lucky enough to have financial clout or lucky enough to win a contest to space. In his vision, he envisioned an organization in which the common person of average intelligence or greater would gladly bid farewell to his previous uninspiring life, be trained by the organization in a needed skill and work towards the common goal with all of his heart in exchange for a guaranteed right of the necessities of life and the opportunity to boldly go where no person had gone before.
(Wait for applause)
    He knew back then that there would be many obstacles that they would face. And there were. From the initial doubters and naysayers, to the political arena and the powers that be, to the great meteor strike and all the chaos that ensued, the people of the organization rose to meet the challenges.
He knew from the beginning that such an organization could not take place in any existing country. In order for this grandest experiment to be successful, they had to have complete autonomy, so he created a new country. Our country. 
Spaceport Terra
(Wait for applause)
        
    And here we are in the year 2059. Just look at us.  From the huge nitrogen gathering stations on Titan. To the water extraction plants on Europa and Callisto. Our way stations on Ceres and Vesta. To the agricultural colonies floating in Venus's atmosphere. All the supply ships in orbit around the sun. To our great flagship space station, the Pantheist and all of its manufacturing plants at L5. To our moon station and geostationary and low Earth orbit stations and of course to our little island in the sea back on Earth.
    We stand here together, in orbit of Mars, on this momentous day to complete that goal that was set so long ago by that great man. Although the Supreme Commander gave his life in a vain attempt to stop the meteor his spirit, his memory, and his vision lives on. On a personal note, although he has been called many a names: the Supreme Commander, one the greatest men to ever live, even a prophet, I just call him the grandfather I never got to know.
(Wait for applause)
    So it it is with great honor that I will relay the message from my mother, the Pro Tempore of Spaceport Terra, that she received from the Supreme Commander prior to his death that he thought should mark this glorious occasion.
    'Let's begin the terraforming of Mars by, from orbit, thickening the atmosphere by dropping a whole bunch of bales of marijuana in it. The bombing begins in 5 minutes.'
    May knowledge be with you"
(Wait for applause)
 
2014-04-20 09:49:52 AM  
applause
 
2014-04-20 09:55:37 AM  
Ha! Love it!! I agree, let the business man sell his burgers. Who cares if his add hurts a few feelings? Everything in this world hurts someone's feelings. Once again, offended religious people come out to condemn the first amendment, while using it to back them when THEY need it.
 
2014-04-20 09:58:10 AM  

Jorn the Younger: Ficoce: Jesus was a part of the bible the business of religion used for advertizing purposes, they still do. Had he died by drowning, would the cross be seen anywhere?

/what's wrong with a little cross-promotion?
 
It's much harder to make a nice looking pond that people can pin on their walls or cars or wear around their necks though.

I have a vague memory of reading a book that took place in a world where Christ was hanged, not crucified, so the holy symbol of the church was a noose, not a cross.

Probably a really good thing Christ didn't die of complications related to elephantitis of the genetalia


In retrospect I should have hyperlinked my last post. Imagine if it was death by prostate exam.(whatever that entails) Not pretty for a bumper sticker either. Still, the connection of a prophet of the trilogy and ganja in the same thread only comes along so often, so heres the link for anyone interested. Good Easter / 420 reading.
 
2014-04-20 10:05:09 AM  

Captain Dan: Why stop with Jesus?  How about

... Martin Luther King rolling craps for a casino advertisement.

... Gandhi holding an AK-47 for a gun shop advertisement.

... John F. Kennedy wearing a Cowboy hat for a Dallas tourism ad.


Their descendents might sue you.
 
2014-04-20 10:05:15 AM  
Mr Lawson I would not have the ceasing of the day job of you.
 
2014-04-20 10:05:54 AM  

Dansker: Captain Dan: Why stop with Jesus?  How about

... Martin Luther King rolling craps for a casino advertisement.

... Gandhi holding an AK-47 for a gun shop advertisement.

... John F. Kennedy wearing a Cowboy hat for a Dallas tourism ad.

Their descendents might sue you.


LAUGHTER OL on what of the grounds?
 
2014-04-20 10:06:21 AM  

Captain Dan: Why stop with Jesus?  How about

... Martin Luther King rolling craps for a casino advertisement.

... Gandhi holding an AK-47 for a gun shop advertisement.

... John F. Kennedy wearing a Cowboy hat for a Dallas tourism ad.


Those aren't fictional people
 
2014-04-20 10:12:41 AM  

meow said the dog: Mr Lawson I would not have the ceasing of the day job of you.


Yea! The first naysayer has emerged!
/expect plenty more
 
2014-04-20 10:20:00 AM  

graggor: Captain Dan: Why stop with Jesus?  How about

... Martin Luther King rolling craps for a casino advertisement.

... Gandhi holding an AK-47 for a gun shop advertisement.

... John F. Kennedy wearing a Cowboy hat for a Dallas tourism ad.

Those aren't fictional people


Ya know, there are some that will never get it.
 
2014-04-20 10:22:38 AM  

moeburn: Jorn the Younger: Ficoce: Jesus was a part of the bible the business of religion used for advertizing purposes, they still do. Had he died by drowning, would the cross be seen anywhere?

/what's wrong with a little cross-promotion?

It's much harder to make a nice looking pond that people can pin on their walls or cars or wear around their necks though.

I have a vague memory of reading a book that took place in a world where Christ was hanged, not crucified, so the holy symbol of the church was a noose, not a cross.

Probably a really good thing Christ didn't die of complications related to elephantitis of the genetalia

I think it would be funnier if Christ died of autoerotic asphyxiation.


Umm, your slip is showing.
 
2014-04-20 10:38:22 AM  

Lapdance: I had my fill of grass way back in the early 70's. I quit when it went over $20/oz. so all you still doing it can suck it. HAHAHA! Never heard anyone call it 420 then. That came along sometime after I wasn't doing it anymore. Have no idea what significance that number has with it. Don't really care either now. Burgers, that's a different story, around here 5 Guys is probably the best.


You had your fill of grass when you were ten years old?
 
2014-04-20 10:38:34 AM  
Jesus is used to sell many things.  The most popular these days seems to be guns, disenfranchisement, and  the killing of others, then there are the  folks whom complain about a burger.
 
2014-04-20 10:40:50 AM  
Someone needs to get the pictures of the owner's mom and use that for commercials for Depends, STD's, and various tasteless things and see if he'll like that.

Tasteless and lack of respect is childish, glad he thinks it's all edgy.. but he got the publicity he wanted I guess and idiots will flock to be his customers.
 
2014-04-20 10:45:59 AM  

Snapper Carr: ecmoRandomNumbers: And tap-dancing. I feel he should be tap-dancing.

[i.imgur.com image 392x483]


why is Ashton Kutcher dancing on a cracker?
 
2014-04-20 10:46:01 AM  

moeburn: Isn't calling out a strawman argument, a strawman argument in itself?


Um, no... Why would it be? The only way it would is if you did so falsely by inventing a strawman argument and assigning it to your opponent when in fact they never made such an argument at all... But, calling out an actual strawman argument they actually made certainly isn't a strawman argument in itself...

/Or, are you one of those people who think calling out bigotry is an act of bigotry in itself, too?
 
2014-04-20 10:46:30 AM  

Ficoce: applause


lutz :-)
 
2014-04-20 10:50:22 AM  

robohobo: Wondering the result had it depicted Allah, instead. Or MLK.


About the same, some uptight people would have been offended.  Different media outlets would have run the story.  Uptight people know no political boundaries.

The rest of us would have just wanted a burger.
 
2014-04-20 10:55:28 AM  
Some people have the attitude, "making money excuses you to do whatever you want." I wonder if they think, the more money you make, the more ethics you're allowed to ignore? The richer you are, the more people you're allowed to screw.

Fark those people.
 
2014-04-20 10:58:24 AM  
I think we're all missing the larger question here:  Would Jesus have preferred a nice stout Dro, or a nice sticky bud of Kush.
 
2014-04-20 11:01:23 AM  

Resident Muslim: And yet no one is asking what's his Fark handle??

Probably Letrole.

And yes, it's sad to see Christ and Christians acceptable targets for mockery.


What makes them so special??
 
2014-04-20 11:02:54 AM  

TerminalEchoes: starsrift: Finally, someone's stood up and told the social pressure bearers to fark off.

I was starting to think it would never happen.

But if it was a liberal sacred cow instead of a conservative one, you people would have lost your minds. You know it and I know it.


Idiots have to turn everything into liberal vs. conservative.
 
2014-04-20 11:03:42 AM  

Altoid: I think we're all missing the larger question here:  Would Jesus have preferred a nice stout Dro, or a nice sticky bud of Kush.


Gotta be health aware these days,
definitely a eGo Mod w/ a Yo-zap chamber.
 
2014-04-20 11:05:09 AM  

DoctorCal: Lapdance: I had my fill of grass way back in the early 70's. I quit when it went over $20/oz. so all you still doing it can suck it. HAHAHA! Never heard anyone call it 420 then. That came along sometime after I wasn't doing it anymore. Have no idea what significance that number has with it. Don't really care either now. Burgers, that's a different story, around here 5 Guys is probably the best.

You had your fill of grass when you were ten years old?


Ah. Or maybe you haven't updated your bio since you registered in 2002. Makes more sense.

/grew up in the 70s with $35/oz.
 
2014-04-20 11:07:05 AM  

imfallen_angel: Someone needs to get the pictures of the owner's mom and use that for commercials for Depends, STD's, and various tasteless things and see if he'll like that.

Tasteless and lack of respect is childish, glad he thinks it's all edgy.. but he got the publicity he wanted I guess and idiots will flock to be his customers.


Again, to bring up the obvious, the owner's mom actually existed.
There is no proof that Jesus did.

/also, burgers and bud are both tasty.
 
2014-04-20 11:10:45 AM  
I've never understood why people feel the need to whip up a shiatstorm over anything that offends them. Maybe we should take a large chunk of Wyoming or Montana and create a large "Sanitary City" and move all easily offended people there. There everything is sunshine and daisies. No offensive images, shows, movies, music, advertisements, language, books or thoughts. Everything is clean and pristine. Then the rest of us who know how to laugh things off or simply ignore what we don't like can get on with our farking lives without having to hear about the latest person shouting "NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, THIS  OFFENDS MESO WE SHOULD DO EVERYTHING WE CAN TO MAKE SURE  I AM NOT  OFFENDEDANYMORE!"

/Send the "our child can't have peanuts/milk/bread/fun so no other child in the school can either" parents too
//Actually send all the helicopter parents there
///Paid for by the Professor Farksworth Get The Hell Over It Foundation
 
2014-04-20 11:17:46 AM  

Professor Farksworth: I've never understood why people feel the need to whip up a shiatstorm over anything that offends them. Maybe we should take a large chunk of Wyoming or Montana and create a large "Sanitary City" and move all easily offended people there. There everything is sunshine and daisies. No offensive images, shows, movies, music, advertisements, language, books or thoughts. Everything is clean and pristine. Then the rest of us who know how to laugh things off or simply ignore what we don't like can get on with our farking lives without having to hear about the latest person shouting "NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, THIS  OFFENDS MESO WE SHOULD DO EVERYTHING WE CAN TO MAKE SURE  I AM NOT  OFFENDEDANYMORE!"

/Send the "our child can't have peanuts/milk/bread/fun so no other child in the school can either" parents too
//Actually send all the helicopter parents there
///Paid for by the Professor Farksworth Get The Hell Over It Foundation


newsletter, etc
 
2014-04-20 11:23:02 AM  

Professor Farksworth: I've never understood why people feel the need to whip up a shiatstorm over anything that offends them. Maybe we should take a large chunk of Wyoming or Montana and create a large "Sanitary City" and move all easily offended people there. There everything is sunshine and daisies. No offensive images, shows, movies, music, advertisements, language, books or thoughts. Everything is clean and pristine. Then the rest of us who know how to laugh things off or simply ignore what we don't like can get on with our farking lives without having to hear about the latest person shouting "NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, THIS  OFFENDS MESO WE SHOULD DO EVERYTHING WE CAN TO MAKE SURE  I AM NOT  OFFENDEDANYMORE!"

/Send the "our child can't have peanuts/milk/bread/fun so no other child in the school can either" parents too
//Actually send all the helicopter parents there
///Paid for by the Professor Farksworth Get The Hell Over It Foundation


Didn't they already do this in Utah?
 
2014-04-20 11:33:47 AM  

RobSeace: moeburn: Isn't calling out a strawman argument, a strawman argument in itself?

Um, no... Why would it be? The only way it would is if you did so falsely by inventing a strawman argument and assigning it to your opponent when in fact they never made such an argument at all... But, calling out an actual strawman argument they actually made certainly isn't a strawman argument in itself...

/Or, are you one of those people who think calling out bigotry is an act of bigotry in itself, too?


Did he... Did he make a strawman... about strawmen being strawmen?
 
2014-04-20 11:34:11 AM  

Without Fail: KeelingLovesCornholes: jso2897: Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: - Post unfunny 4/20 Jesus ad to your burger stand newsgroup
- conservative whargarbl garners national media attention

[mrthekidd.files.wordpress.com image 494x372]

Well, that's why anybody who cares what some fool puts in his burger ad is a dumbass.

This. And the fact that he feels compelled to means his burgers must suck. Let's see him do that to Muhammad and see what happens. I think he knows better.

Muslims take their prophet seriously, and are willing to die for their beliefs.

Christians won't even follow the teachings of their savior, they just biatch online and pretend to be victims.


Fail. Muslims and Christians both have believers that fit on a spectrum from basically lapsed to fundie.
 
2014-04-20 11:39:18 AM  

stewbert: Without Fail: KeelingLovesCornholes: jso2897: Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: - Post unfunny 4/20 Jesus ad to your burger stand newsgroup
- conservative whargarbl garners national media attention

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Well, that's why anybody who cares what some fool puts in his burger ad is a dumbass.

This. And the fact that he feels compelled to means his burgers must suck. Let's see him do that to Muhammad and see what happens. I think he knows better.

Muslims take their prophet seriously, and are willing to die for their beliefs.

Christians won't even follow the teachings of their savior, they just biatch online and pretend to be victims.

Fail. Muslims and Christians both have believers that fit on a spectrum from basically lapsed to fundie.


Yes they do.
I was ribbing the asshat who was claiming that there was a difference.
But sarcasm is kinda subtle, especially if you aren't too bright.
 
2014-04-20 11:41:59 AM  
"Burger of the Gods" has both beef and cheese.  Probably not on Jesus' menu.
 
2014-04-20 11:48:25 AM  

Professor Farksworth: I've never understood why people feel the need to whip up a shiatstorm over anything that offends them. Maybe we should take a large chunk of Wyoming or Montana and create a large "Sanitary City" and move all easily offended people there. There everything is sunshine and daisies. No offensive images, shows, movies, music, advertisements, language, books or thoughts. Everything is clean and pristine. Then the rest of us who know how to laugh things off or simply ignore what we don't like can get on with our farking lives without having to hear about the latest person shouting "NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, THIS  OFFENDS MESO WE SHOULD DO EVERYTHING WE CAN TO MAKE SURE  I AM NOT  OFFENDEDANYMORE!"

/Send the "our child can't have peanuts/milk/bread/fun so no other child in the school can either" parents too
//Actually send all the helicopter parents there
///Paid for by the Professor Farksworth Get The Hell Over It Foundation


Don't send your kooks up here, dude. We have enough of them already.
 
2014-04-20 11:52:24 AM  

CK2005: RobSeace: moeburn: Isn't calling out a strawman argument, a strawman argument in itself?

Um, no... Why would it be? The only way it would is if you did so falsely by inventing a strawman argument and assigning it to your opponent when in fact they never made such an argument at all... But, calling out an actual strawman argument they actually made certainly isn't a strawman argument in itself...

/Or, are you one of those people who think calling out bigotry is an act of bigotry in itself, too?

Did he... Did he make a strawman... about strawmen being strawmen?


s3.amazonaws.com

Yo dawg, I heard you liked strawmen!
 
2014-04-20 11:55:12 AM  

Without Fail: imfallen_angel: Someone needs to get the pictures of the owner's mom and use that for commercials for Depends, STD's, and various tasteless things and see if he'll like that.

Tasteless and lack of respect is childish, glad he thinks it's all edgy.. but he got the publicity he wanted I guess and idiots will flock to be his customers.

Again, to bring up the obvious, the owner's mom actually existed.
There is no proof that Jesus did.

/also, burgers and bud are both tasty.


I've seen writings about this guy called Jesus and I've yet to see anything about his mom.

/see how that works...
 
2014-04-20 12:09:38 PM  

HotWingAgenda: Considering that burgers are a culinary descendant of steak tartare, which was invented by the barbarian hordes that swept in to Eastern Europe from Asia, I don't see what they have to do with Christian mythology one way or the other.


MURIKA!

/no, really, that's it
//America is a Christian society, so they'll slap Christian mythology on everything
///Which sometimes gets me free candy, so as long as it stays out of law, go right on being your bad selves, Christians. *munches jellybeans*
 
2014-04-20 12:15:13 PM  

imfallen_angel: Without Fail: imfallen_angel: Someone needs to get the pictures of the owner's mom and use that for commercials for Depends, STD's, and various tasteless things and see if he'll like that.

Tasteless and lack of respect is childish, glad he thinks it's all edgy.. but he got the publicity he wanted I guess and idiots will flock to be his customers.

Again, to bring up the obvious, the owner's mom actually existed.
There is no proof that Jesus did.

/also, burgers and bud are both tasty.

I've seen writings about this guy called Jesus and I've yet to see anything about his mom.

/see how that works...


Actually there are many myths about the mother of Jesus. Ask a Catholic.


Every year around this time I see thousands of images and icons about the Easter bunny.
/see how that works...
 
2014-04-20 12:21:17 PM  
Blessed are the cheeseburger makers.
 
2014-04-20 12:22:07 PM  

MontanaDave: Professor Farksworth: I've never understood why people feel the need to whip up a shiatstorm over anything that offends them. Maybe we should take a large chunk of Wyoming or Montana and create a large "Sanitary City" and move all easily offended people there. There everything is sunshine and daisies. No offensive images, shows, movies, music, advertisements, language, books or thoughts. Everything is clean and pristine. Then the rest of us who know how to laugh things off or simply ignore what we don't like can get on with our farking lives without having to hear about the latest person shouting "NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, THIS  OFFENDS MESO WE SHOULD DO EVERYTHING WE CAN TO MAKE SURE  I AM NOT  OFFENDEDANYMORE!"

/Send the "our child can't have peanuts/milk/bread/fun so no other child in the school can either" parents too
//Actually send all the helicopter parents there
///Paid for by the Professor Farksworth Get The Hell Over It Foundation

Don't send your kooks up here, dude. We have enough of them already.


UTAH IT IS THEN!! Everybody round up the helicopter parents and get them in the vans. We'll wall off Utah and rename it something like Rainbow Valley and the rest of us can get on with our lives!
 
2014-04-20 12:23:32 PM  
Attention!
To all religious people, including scientologists and athiests.
You all have a right to your own belief system. They are all equally improbable.
Stop discriminating against and killing those who don't share your beliefs.

/I am a smug agnostic who doesn't KNOW the answer.
//you don't either.
 
2014-04-20 12:27:27 PM  

Professor Farksworth: MontanaDave: Professor Farksworth: I've never understood why people feel the need to whip up a shiatstorm over anything that offends them. Maybe we should take a large chunk of Wyoming or Montana and create a large "Sanitary City" and move all easily offended people there. There everything is sunshine and daisies. No offensive images, shows, movies, music, advertisements, language, books or thoughts. Everything is clean and pristine. Then the rest of us who know how to laugh things off or simply ignore what we don't like can get on with our farking lives without having to hear about the latest person shouting "NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, THIS  OFFENDS MESO WE SHOULD DO EVERYTHING WE CAN TO MAKE SURE  I AM NOT  OFFENDEDANYMORE!"

/Send the "our child can't have peanuts/milk/bread/fun so no other child in the school can either" parents too
//Actually send all the helicopter parents there
///Paid for by the Professor Farksworth Get The Hell Over It Foundation

Don't send your kooks up here, dude. We have enough of them already.

UTAH IT IS THEN!! Everybody round up the helicopter parents and get them in the vans. We'll wall off Utah and rename it something like Rainbow Valley and the rest of us can get on with our lives!


Let's call it Wasatch Front instead.
 
2014-04-20 12:28:43 PM  

Lapdance: I had my fill of grass way back in the early 70's. I quit when it went over $20/oz. so all you still doing it can suck it. HAHAHA! Never heard anyone call it 420 then. That came along sometime after I wasn't doing it anymore. Have no idea what significance that number has with it. Don't really care either now. Burgers, that's a different story, around here 5 Guys is probably the best.


We carved bongs out of onions, which was the style at the time.
 
2014-04-20 12:34:33 PM  

Professor Farksworth: I've never understood why people feel the need to whip up a shiatstorm over anything that offends them. Maybe we should take a large chunk of Wyoming or Montana and create a large "Sanitary City" and move all easily offended people there. There everything is sunshine and daisies. No offensive images, shows, movies, music, advertisements, language, books or thoughts. Everything is clean and pristine. Then the rest of us who know how to laugh things off or simply ignore what we don't like can get on with our farking lives without having to hear about the latest person shouting "NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, THIS  OFFENDS MESO WE SHOULD DO EVERYTHING WE CAN TO MAKE SURE  I AM NOT  OFFENDEDANYMORE!"

/Send the "our child can't have peanuts/milk/bread/fun so no other child in the school can either" parents too
//Actually send all the helicopter parents there
///Paid for by the Professor Farksworth Get The Hell Over It Foundation


I hear Wyoming has been warming up recently.
 
2014-04-20 12:38:30 PM  
shiat Luchbox is farking awesome. They even serve beer. I would go there anyway. Now I have another reason I like them.
 
2014-04-20 12:38:46 PM  

Resident Muslim: log_jammin: Resident Muslim: And yes, it's sad to see Christ and Christians acceptable targets for mockery.

no one should be exempted from mockery.

TheJoe03: Resident Muslim: And yet no one is asking what's his Fark handle??

Probably Letrole.

And yes, it's sad to see Christ and Christians acceptable targets for mockery.

Everyone should be acceptable to be mocked. People are too dumb to understand context though, so they freak out about things that don't matter.


Sure, guys. Know any good homosexual jokes? How about some funny black ones? Hispanic?
What about September 11 ones? Holocaust (sp?)?

All I'm saying, there's tasteful and there's not. Even with dark humor.


As far as jokes against Christianity go, this one is quite tame. So lighten up, Frances.
 
2014-04-20 12:43:59 PM  

Without Fail: Attention!
To all religious people, including scientologists and athiests.
You all have a right to your own belief system. They are all equally improbable.
Stop discriminating against and killing those who don't share your beliefs.

/I am a smug agnostic who doesn't KNOW the answer.
//you don't either.


 Looking for an answer to a question that is irrelevant ?

Can you linky an equation for equal improbability?
 
2014-04-20 12:44:32 PM  
4/20+Easter - the smoke, it has risen.
 
2014-04-20 12:46:17 PM  

pxlboy: Without Fail: Christians won't even follow the teachings of their savior, they just biatch online and pretend to be victims.
The bitter tears of the American Christian super-majority | Al Jazeera America (pops)


Excellent read. Thanks for sharing.
 
2014-04-20 12:50:01 PM  

TerminalEchoes: starsrift: Finally, someone's stood up and told the social pressure bearers to fark off.

I was starting to think it would never happen.

But if it was a liberal sacred cow instead of a conservative one, you people would have lost your minds. You know it and I know it.


Since when is Christianity limited to conservatives?
 
2014-04-20 12:52:09 PM  

Rusty Shackleford: Blessed are the cheeseburger makers.


So....Dan Aykroyd?
 
2014-04-20 12:52:10 PM  

TwowheelinTim: TerminalEchoes: starsrift: Finally, someone's stood up and told the social pressure bearers to fark off.

I was starting to think it would never happen.

But if it was a liberal sacred cow instead of a conservative one, you people would have lost your minds. You know it and I know it.

Since when is Christianity limited to conservatives?


I know as many liberal christians as I do conservative christians.  People like this guy are complete morons.  Not everyone fits into your neat little categories.
 
2014-04-20 12:53:33 PM  

DoctorCal: DoctorCal: Lapdance: I had my fill of grass way back in the early 70's. I quit when it went over $20/oz. so all you still doing it can suck it. HAHAHA! Never heard anyone call it 420 then. That came along sometime after I wasn't doing it anymore. Have no idea what significance that number has with it. Don't really care either now. Burgers, that's a different story, around here 5 Guys is probably the best.

You had your fill of grass when you were ten years old?

Ah. Or maybe you haven't updated your bio since you registered in 2002. Makes more sense.

/grew up in the 70s with $35/oz.


If you have lived where I live for a few years and are paying for weed, you're doing it wrong.
 
2014-04-20 01:01:25 PM  

starsrift: Finally, someone's stood up and told the social pressure bearers to fark off.

I was starting to think it would never happen.


I know right. Maybe if there are enough people like the owner they could all band together and force these social-pressure-bearers to stfu.
 
2014-04-20 01:10:43 PM  

Paleorific: Without Fail: Attention!
To all religious people, including scientologists and athiests.
You all have a right to your own belief system. They are all equally improbable.
Stop discriminating against and killing those who don't share your beliefs.

/I am a smug agnostic who doesn't KNOW the answer.
//you don't either.

 Looking for an answer to a question that is irrelevant ?

Can you linky an equation for equal improbability?


Sort of. If there are an infinite number of possible answers to the creation and meaning of the universe then each probability is the inverse of infinity.

(1/∞)

I leave the proof as an exercise for the student.
 
2014-04-20 01:16:26 PM  

mr lawson: meow said the dog: Mr Lawson I would not have the ceasing of the day job of you.

Yea! The first naysayer has emerged!
/expect plenty more


I don't believe meow is saying nay as much as "your writing skills won't likely put food on the table."
 
2014-04-20 01:19:39 PM  

Without Fail: Sort of. If there are an infinite number of possible answers to the creation and meaning of the universe then each probability is the inverse of infinity.

(1/∞)

I leave the proof as an exercise for the student.


The sum of infinitely many numbers doesn't have to be infinity. At least, if we don't arbitrarily assign each answer the same probability.
 
2014-04-20 01:24:44 PM  

imfallen_angel: Someone needs to get the pictures of the owner's mom and use that for commercials for Depends, STD's, and various tasteless things and see if he'll like that.

Tasteless and lack of respect is childish, glad he thinks it's all edgy.. but he got the publicity he wanted I guess and idiots will flock to be his customers.


I respect Jesus enough to think he enjoyed a smoke.
 
2014-04-20 01:27:57 PM  

imfallen_angel: Someone needs to get the pictures of the owner's mom and use that for commercials for Depends, STD's, and various tasteless things and see if he'll like that.

Tasteless and lack of respect is childish, glad he thinks it's all edgy.. but he got the publicity he wanted I guess and idiots will flock to be his customers.


Heres another one, maybe you could go kill him for making an image of your prophet.

/Oh youre poor sensibilities were offended? Poor poor you.
 
2014-04-20 01:29:00 PM  

TwowheelinTim: don't believe meow is saying nay as much as "your writing skills won't likely put food on the table."


I understood. In the context of the story, the writing is appropriate.
 
2014-04-20 01:31:51 PM  
WARNING: THEY CALL IT THE "UP IN SMOKE" BURGER BAR FOR A REASON. No rare meat.

And then there's the Hard Times Café. You can get anything you want at Alice's Hard Times Café provided you want pot of luck or soup of the day.

And let's not forget the Corscan Brothers Dry Cleaners. If you are up to your shoulder in horse shiat, they can get it out of your sleeve.

And what is Cheech & Chong's Next Franchise? The Joint & Chop Shoppe, of course. Have your car rebuilt while your head is re-tooled. Or if you prefer, two can dine on pork or lamb chops for the price of one. No rare meat.
 
2014-04-20 01:35:26 PM  

TwowheelinTim: DoctorCal: DoctorCal: Lapdance: I had my fill of grass way back in the early 70's. I quit when it went over $20/oz. so all you still doing it can suck it. HAHAHA! Never heard anyone call it 420 then. That came along sometime after I wasn't doing it anymore. Have no idea what significance that number has with it. Don't really care either now. Burgers, that's a different story, around here 5 Guys is probably the best.

You had your fill of grass when you were ten years old?

Ah. Or maybe you haven't updated your bio since you registered in 2002. Makes more sense.

/grew up in the 70s with $35/oz.

If you have lived where I live for a few years and are paying for weed, you're doing it wrong.


Congratulations, I guess. Not sure how it's relevant to the conversation.
 
2014-04-20 01:38:42 PM  

Dansker: imfallen_angel: Someone needs to get the pictures of the owner's mom and use that for commercials for Depends, STD's, and various tasteless things and see if he'll like that.

Tasteless and lack of respect is childish, glad he thinks it's all edgy.. but he got the publicity he wanted I guess and idiots will flock to be his customers.

I respect Jesus enough to think he enjoyed a smoke.


[zigzagman.jpg]
 
2014-04-20 01:40:56 PM  

imfallen_angel: Someone needs to get the pictures of the owner's mom and use that for commercials for Depends, STD's, and various tasteless things and see if he'll like that.

Tasteless and lack of respect is childish, glad he thinks it's all edgy.. but he got the publicity he wanted I guess and idiots will flock to be his customers.


Burn a cross on his lawn.
Isn't that what robed Christian extremists usually do?
 
2014-04-20 01:43:46 PM  
whistleblower-newswire.com
 
2014-04-20 01:53:13 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: Without Fail: Sort of. If there are an infinite number of possible answers to the creation and meaning of the universe then each probability is the inverse of infinity.

(1/∞)

I leave the proof as an exercise for the student.

The sum of infinitely many numbers doesn't have to be infinity. At least, if we don't arbitrarily assign each answer the same probability.


Do you have a method of assigning probability that isn't tied to personal prejudice?

Each theory is the equally probable.

/May you be touched by his noodly appendage.
//Ramen
 
2014-04-20 01:54:39 PM  

DoctorCal: TwowheelinTim: DoctorCal: DoctorCal: Lapdance: I had my fill of grass way back in the early 70's. I quit when it went over $20/oz. so all you still doing it can suck it. HAHAHA! Never heard anyone call it 420 then. That came along sometime after I wasn't doing it anymore. Have no idea what significance that number has with it. Don't really care either now. Burgers, that's a different story, around here 5 Guys is probably the best.

You had your fill of grass when you were ten years old?

Ah. Or maybe you haven't updated your bio since you registered in 2002. Makes more sense.

/grew up in the 70s with $35/oz.

If you have lived where I live for a few years and are paying for weed, you're doing it wrong.

Congratulations, I guess. Not sure how it's relevant to the conversation.


Somebody was poking at pot smokers because how expensive weed is these days. I thought I'd mention after you did how it doesn't really have to be so expensive.

Was it more relevant when you mentioned it?
 
2014-04-20 02:03:41 PM  

mr lawson: TwowheelinTim: don't believe meow is saying nay as much as "your writing skills won't likely put food on the table."

I understood. In the context of the story, the writing is appropriate.


I wouldn't know. I didn't bother reading it.

I'm not passing judgement on your writing; it didn't seem you caught what meow was trying so desperately to say.

I guess I misunderstood your response meow.
 
2014-04-20 02:23:59 PM  

DownDaRiver: Better than Jesus on toast
Good for him
Anybody live near there? Hows the burgers?


I personally don't care for them, but most people I know love them.  I think they're just big and messy.

There's much better burgers in the area.  If anyone is in Seattle and wants a good burger go to The Swinery. Don't pass on the danger fries.  It's a weird setup, but they're food is undeniably good.  Be prepared to feel disgusted with yourself after.
 
2014-04-20 02:24:14 PM  

DownDaRiver: Anybody live near there? Hows the burgers?


Could be worse, could be could better. This place couldn't out cook a Fudduckers, but the food is passable, the decor intentional, but it is clean and not too expensive.
 
2014-04-20 02:36:30 PM  

b0rscht: TheJoe03: TerminalEchoes: starsrift: Finally, someone's stood up and told the social pressure bearers to fark off.

I was starting to think it would never happen.

But if it was a liberal sacred cow instead of a conservative one, you people would have lost your minds. You know it and I know it.

Such as? I'm a liberal that loves South Park for example, and they shiat on annoying liberals all the time. Comedy must be a foreign concept to you.

South Park ceased being funny what, 15 years ago?


That basically means you never that it was funny, unless you only liked the kind of shiatty first season.
 
2014-04-20 03:03:10 PM  

DoctorCal: Lapdance: I had my fill of grass way back in the early 70's. I quit when it went over $20/oz. so all you still doing it can suck it. HAHAHA! Never heard anyone call it 420 then. That came along sometime after I wasn't doing it anymore. Have no idea what significance that number has with it. Don't really care either now. Burgers, that's a different story, around here 5 Guys is probably the best.

You had your fill of grass when you were ten years old?


Hey, Jesus has been used to sell killing other people for hundreds of years already!  The Vatican had a lock on that market since the fall of the Roman Empire.
 
2014-04-20 03:05:47 PM  

imfallen_angel: Without Fail: imfallen_angel: Someone needs to get the pictures of the owner's mom and use that for commercials for Depends, STD's, and various tasteless things and see if he'll like that.

Tasteless and lack of respect is childish, glad he thinks it's all edgy.. but he got the publicity he wanted I guess and idiots will flock to be his customers.

Again, to bring up the obvious, the owner's mom actually existed.
There is no proof that Jesus did.

/also, burgers and bud are both tasty.

I've seen writings about this guy called Jesus and I've yet to see anything about his mom.

/see how that works...


To quote the late Sam Kinison: He had better be the ONLY son of God, if you know what I mean.  Did you ask for some ID?
 
2014-04-20 03:09:03 PM  
craphound.com
 
2014-04-20 04:34:52 PM  

Caffeine Induced Diarrhea: imfallen_angel: Someone needs to get the pictures of the owner's mom and use that for commercials for Depends, STD's, and various tasteless things and see if he'll like that.

Tasteless and lack of respect is childish, glad he thinks it's all edgy.. but he got the publicity he wanted I guess and idiots will flock to be his customers.

Heres another one, maybe you could go kill him for making an image of your prophet.

/Oh youre poor sensibilities were offended? Poor poor you.


Another one what?

Prophet?

What are you on?

I'm guessing that you're one of those close-minded retards that needs to validate themselves over making fun of others' beliefs...

The joke is, I'm not even religious, I just believe in have some respect for others in general unless they prove to not deserve it, but I do the intelligent thing and not condemn a whole group, but the individual in question.  So since you've showed no respect, hence, I will not respect you directly instead of saying that all atheists are idiots, and I'll shall spit in your general direction and point and laugh at the conceited heretic that you are.
 
2014-04-20 05:45:08 PM  
i242.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-20 05:45:20 PM  
Gotta do something to drive business when you food sucks.
 
2014-04-20 06:14:40 PM  
Regardless of how you feel about religion and pot, it is just bad business to alienate such a large number of potential customers.  Burger joints are a dime a dozen. and competition is uber-fierce.  Even with all that, this guy just sent a bunch of sales to his competitors..
 
2014-04-20 06:36:03 PM  
 
2014-04-20 06:58:50 PM  

Pumpernickel bread: Regardless of how you feel about religion and pot, it is just bad business to alienate such a large number of potential customers.  Burger joints are a dime a dozen. and competition is uber-fierce.  Even with all that, this guy just sent a bunch of sales to his competitors..


If you had bothered to RTFA he emailed the image to customers on his mailing list. The public at large wasn't exposed to his blasphemy.

Thanks for your concern.
 
2014-04-20 07:05:52 PM  
And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
-Genesis 1:29

Seems pretty clear that God wants man to use herb to eat meat.
 
2014-04-20 07:22:43 PM  
Does anyone remember Bevetts?  He used to appear on any thread related to JESUS.  He would tell people to repent, and when argued with, he would cite bible verses to prove why the bible is the word of God, or whatever.  Someone even photoshopped a "summon Bevetts" card, and it worked every time.  He never failed to show up.  I'm guessing he is with the lord now, or maybe he found a different website to spread the gospel on.  Some of you older farkers surely remember him. He was a living FARK cliche'.

Oil / anus.  I work for Tom Cruise so I'm getting a kick....., gym in 26 minutes, squirrel with giant balls, and Bevetts......RIP dude.
 
2014-04-20 07:48:45 PM  

Pumpernickel bread: Regardless of how you feel about religion and pot, it is just bad business to alienate such a large number of potential customers.  Burger joints are a dime a dozen. and competition is uber-fierce.  Even with all that, this guy just sent a bunch of sales to his competitors..


Damn skippy! Just like Chik-Fil-A, Starbucks and Hobby Lobby!
 
2014-04-20 07:59:00 PM  

TwowheelinTim: DoctorCal: TwowheelinTim: DoctorCal: DoctorCal: Lapdance: I had my fill of grass way back in the early 70's. I quit when it went over $20/oz. so all you still doing it can suck it. HAHAHA! Never heard anyone call it 420 then. That came along sometime after I wasn't doing it anymore. Have no idea what significance that number has with it. Don't really care either now. Burgers, that's a different story, around here 5 Guys is probably the best.

You had your fill of grass when you were ten years old?

Ah. Or maybe you haven't updated your bio since you registered in 2002. Makes more sense.

/grew up in the 70s with $35/oz.

If you have lived where I live for a few years and are paying for weed, you're doing it wrong.

Congratulations, I guess. Not sure how it's relevant to the conversation.

Somebody was poking at pot smokers because how expensive weed is these days. I thought I'd mention after you did how it doesn't really have to be so expensive.

Was it more relevant when you mentioned it?


I better understand your point, considering its relevance to the post to which I replied, as opposed to just my own post. Apologies for the bristly reply.
 
2014-04-20 09:09:04 PM  

rbuzby: Does anyone remember Bevetts?  He used to appear on any thread related to JESUS.  He would tell people to repent, and when argued with, he would cite bible verses to prove why the bible is the word of God, or whatever.  Someone even photoshopped a "summon Bevetts" card, and it worked every time.  He never failed to show up.  I'm guessing he is with the lord now, or maybe he found a different website to spread the gospel on.  Some of you older farkers surely remember him. He was a living FARK cliche'.

Oil / anus.  I work for Tom Cruise so I'm getting a kick....., gym in 26 minutes, squirrel with giant balls, and Bevetts......RIP dude.


Back when Weaver was Rupublican. I don't partake in the politics tab, so he might be gone too.
 
2014-04-20 10:01:00 PM  

lh5.googleusercontent.com

lh3.googleusercontent.com

 
2014-04-21 12:00:04 AM  
Hey, just threaten to bomb/behead the guy.

All of a sudden the media will be on your side.
 
2014-04-21 12:24:40 AM  

rbuzby: Does anyone remember Bevetts?  He used to appear on any thread related to JESUS.  He would tell people to repent, and when argued with, he would cite bible verses to prove why the bible is the word of God, or whatever.  Someone even photoshopped a "summon Bevetts" card, and it worked every time.  He never failed to show up.  I'm guessing he is with the lord now, or maybe he found a different website to spread the gospel on.  Some of you older farkers surely remember him. He was a living FARK cliche'.

Oil / anus.  I work for Tom Cruise so I'm getting a kick....., gym in 26 minutes, squirrel with giant balls, and Bevetts......RIP dude.


Every time I think he's gone for good, he winds up stopping by for a week.
 
2014-04-21 03:36:13 AM  

imfallen_angel: Caffeine Induced Diarrhea: imfallen_angel: Someone needs to get the pictures of the owner's mom and use that for commercials for Depends, STD's, and various tasteless things and see if he'll like that.

Tasteless and lack of respect is childish, glad he thinks it's all edgy.. but he got the publicity he wanted I guess and idiots will flock to be his customers.

Heres another one, maybe you could go kill him for making an image of your prophet.

/Oh youre poor sensibilities were offended? Poor poor you.

Another one what?

Prophet?

What are you on?

I'm guessing that you're one of those close-minded retards that needs to validate themselves over making fun of others' beliefs...

The joke is, I'm not even religious, I just believe in have some respect for others in general unless they prove to not deserve it, but I do the intelligent thing and not condemn a whole group, but the individual in question.  So since you've showed no respect, hence, I will not respect you directly instead of saying that all atheists are idiots, and I'll shall spit in your general direction and point and laugh at the conceited heretic that you are.


Shake you tiny impotent fist! Yeah! look at you go!
 
2014-04-21 09:27:25 AM  

TwowheelinTim: TerminalEchoes: starsrift: Finally, someone's stood up and told the social pressure bearers to fark off.

I was starting to think it would never happen.

But if it was a liberal sacred cow instead of a conservative one, you people would have lost your minds. You know it and I know it.

Since when is Christianity limited to conservatives?


In fact, if they were actually following Christ's lead, they'd all be liberals... Love everyone and treat them like yourself, help the poor and sickly, avoid wealth, maybe beat up a few bankers... That's not conservative philosophy...
 
2014-04-21 09:34:24 AM  

Without Fail: I May Be Crazy But...: Without Fail: Sort of. If there are an infinite number of possible answers to the creation and meaning of the universe then each probability is the inverse of infinity.

(1/∞)

I leave the proof as an exercise for the student.

The sum of infinitely many numbers doesn't have to be infinity. At least, if we don't arbitrarily assign each answer the same probability.

Do you have a method of assigning probability that isn't tied to personal prejudice?

Each theory is the equally probable.

/May you be touched by his noodly appendage.
//Ramen


Here's a crazy idea: why don't we consider the theories with actual evidence in their favor more likely than those without any evidence (or those with actual evidence against)? So, Big Bang Theory: evidence for: cosmic microwave background radiation... Great Green Arkleseizure Theory: evidence for: none (unless anyone has spotted the Great White Hankerchief coming yet)... BB seems a bit more likely to me...
 
2014-04-21 11:21:37 AM  

RobSeace: TwowheelinTim: TerminalEchoes: starsrift: Finally, someone's stood up and told the social pressure bearers to fark off.

I was starting to think it would never happen.

But if it was a liberal sacred cow instead of a conservative one, you people would have lost your minds. You know it and I know it.

Since when is Christianity limited to conservatives?

In fact, if they were actually following Christ's lead, they'd all be liberals... Love everyone and treat them like yourself, help the poor and sickly, avoid wealth, maybe beat up a few bankers... That's not conservative philosophy...


Eh, not so quick.  The conservatives get the "give a man a fish/teach him to fish" bootstrappy stuff.
 
2014-04-21 11:41:07 AM  

Ker_Thwap: RobSeace: TwowheelinTim: TerminalEchoes: starsrift: Finally, someone's stood up and told the social pressure bearers to fark off.

I was starting to think it would never happen.

But if it was a liberal sacred cow instead of a conservative one, you people would have lost your minds. You know it and I know it.

Since when is Christianity limited to conservatives?

In fact, if they were actually following Christ's lead, they'd all be liberals... Love everyone and treat them like yourself, help the poor and sickly, avoid wealth, maybe beat up a few bankers... That's not conservative philosophy...

Eh, not so quick.  The conservatives get the "give a man a fish/teach him to fish" bootstrappy stuff.


Um, not sure if serious... That is not from the Bible at all, let alone anything Jesus said...
 
2014-04-21 11:52:48 AM  
No, I'm not serious.  But I'm hoping you aren't either.  Too many liberals seem to believe that conservatives are heartless vermin who hate the poor.  Now, extremists aside... Conservatives don't hate the poor, they don't hate kindness.  They just believe in a different method of helping them.
 
2014-04-21 12:41:57 PM  
"I'm not your moral compass," Schmidt said. "We're just trying to sell sandwiches. If you're looking to me for moral direction you're probably misguided."

"Am I my brother's keeper?"
 
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