Bucky Katt: peeps are vomit inducing
some_beer_drinker: Bucky Katt: peeps are vomit inducingthis.
ranev700: (The school psycologist) gives me a chocolate Easter bunny. And this shows how tricky those guys are. I eat the chocolate and I think, wait a second... this isn't around Easter."Was this a test?"He said, "Yes.""And what does it mean?"He said, "Well, had you eaten the ears first you would have been normal; had you eaten the feet first you would have had an inferiority complex; had you eaten the tail first you would have had latent homosexual tendencies; and had you eaten the breasts first you would have had a latent oedipal complex."I said, "Well, go on. What does it mean when you bite out the eyes and scream, 'Stop staring at me!'?'"He says, "It shows you've a tendency towards self-destruction."I said, "What do you recommend?"He says, "Go for it!"
techgeek07: Call me when they have "Peep on thrones".
bubbadave1056: Not sure if I'll ever eat marshmallow fluff again...
Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.
When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.
Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.
You need to create an account to submit links or post comments.
Click here to submit a link.
Also on Fark
Submit a Link »
Copyright © 1999 - 2017 Fark, Inc | Last updated: Jun 27 2017 21:40:56
Runtime: 0.165 sec (164 ms)