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(ABC News)   News: Twins attack carjacker with fists and rubber snake. Fark: They're seven years old   ( divider line
    More: Hero, San Antonio Police Department, carjacking  
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4658 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Apr 2014 at 11:28 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-19 11:35:26 PM  
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2014-04-20 12:26:45 AM  
1 vote:

fisker: Where were these kids when 9/11 happened?

Mom's ovaries?
2014-04-20 12:17:58 AM  
1 vote:
If carjackers are that much of an issue in their neighborhood, then they should just move elsewhere. There's no justification for using a rubber snake in self defense.
2014-04-19 11:59:18 PM  
1 vote:

Gyrfalcon: I'd be freaking scared of a pair of 7-year olds. My nephew is 7 and he's a nightmare. I always said, anyone fool enough to kidnap him would bring him back before they'd gone a block. Clearly, I was right.

Like the Ransom of Red Chief?
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