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(ABC)   News: Twins attack carjacker with fists and rubber snake. Fark: They're seven years old   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 27
    More: Hero, San Antonio Police Department, carjacking  
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2014-04-19 08:55:03 PM
A man getting beat off by seven year olds is Hero tag worthy?

/seven year olds, dude
 
2014-04-19 09:21:54 PM
Those rubber snakes can be nasty.  You try getting beaten with one.  I know.  I used one on my little brother once.

Once.
 
2014-04-19 11:30:54 PM
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2014-04-19 11:35:26 PM
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2014-04-19 11:37:47 PM
I'd be freaking scared of a pair of 7-year olds. My nephew is 7 and he's a nightmare. I always said, anyone fool enough to kidnap him would bring him back before they'd gone a block. Clearly, I was right.
 
2014-04-19 11:37:53 PM

Soonerpsycho: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]


lol
 
2014-04-19 11:40:14 PM
Too old
 
2014-04-19 11:52:36 PM
eep
 
2014-04-19 11:52:40 PM
AWESOMESAUCE!
 
2014-04-19 11:57:21 PM
Where were these kids when 9/11 happened?
 
2014-04-19 11:59:18 PM

Gyrfalcon: I'd be freaking scared of a pair of 7-year olds. My nephew is 7 and he's a nightmare. I always said, anyone fool enough to kidnap him would bring him back before they'd gone a block. Clearly, I was right.


Like the Ransom of Red Chief?
 
2014-04-19 11:59:33 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Those rubber snakes can be nasty.  You try getting beaten with one.  I know.  I used one on my little brother once.

Once.


A rubber whip on a little boy? You kinky bastard you.

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2014-04-20 12:17:58 AM
If carjackers are that much of an issue in their neighborhood, then they should just move elsewhere. There's no justification for using a rubber snake in self defense.
 
2014-04-20 12:19:19 AM
The kids had been taught never to talk to strangers, so when they got out of the car, they didn't want to approach a house they didn't recognize," said Salazar. "

Vs

The boys told me that the man just wanted the car. He even shook their hands before dropping them off, and let them keep their tablet," said Segovia.

Honestly, the thief sounds like a better parent than the parents. The odds of a child being kidnapped by a strangers are millions to one and yet that doesn't stop bad parents from instilling paranoia in the kids.
 
2014-04-20 12:23:27 AM
Did they come at him like spider monkeys?
 
2014-04-20 12:26:45 AM

fisker: Where were these kids when 9/11 happened?


Mom's ovaries?
 
2014-04-20 12:43:33 AM

Marcus Aurelius: Those rubber snakes can be nasty.  You try getting beaten with one.  I know.  I used one on my little brother once.

Once.


I once killed a man with a 15 inch black rubber cock.

Not much different really.
 
2014-04-20 12:43:38 AM

GranoblasticMan: fisker: Where were these kids when 9/11 happened?

Mom's ovaries?


Chickenhawks, the both of them.
 
2014-04-20 12:44:58 AM

omeganuepsilon: Marcus Aurelius: Those rubber snakes can be nasty.  You try getting beaten with one.  I know.  I used one on my little brother once.

Once.

I once killed a man with a 15 inch black rubber cock.

Not much different really.


What was the name of his other cock? No ... wait ...
 
2014-04-20 12:47:32 AM
Wonder Twin powers, activate!
 
2014-04-20 01:32:43 AM

Soonerpsycho: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]


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2014-04-20 03:08:29 AM

anuran: Gyrfalcon: I'd be freaking scared of a pair of 7-year olds. My nephew is 7 and he's a nightmare. I always said, anyone fool enough to kidnap him would bring him back before they'd gone a block. Clearly, I was right.

Like the Ransom of Red Chief?


Pretty much, only it would have ended on the first page.
 
2014-04-20 06:01:11 AM
"I hate Phantom Space Ghost!"
 
2014-04-20 08:22:25 AM

Soonerpsycho: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]


Her look screams: 'What has been seen cannot be unseen.'
 
2014-04-20 11:39:41 AM
Saw on TV. Heroism not function of age.  Appreciate anuran & Gyrfalcon's comments above
 
2014-04-20 03:09:15 PM

omeganuepsilon: Marcus Aurelius: Those rubber snakes can be nasty.  You try getting beaten with one.  I know.  I used one on my little brother once.

Once.

I once killed a man with a 15 inch black rubber cock.

Not much different really.


Harry?
 
2014-04-20 03:47:00 PM

weapon13: omeganuepsilon: Marcus Aurelius: Those rubber snakes can be nasty.  You try getting beaten with one.  I know.  I used one on my little brother once.

Once.

I once killed a man with a 15 inch black rubber cock.

Not much different really.

Harry?


That was the reference, yeah.
 
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