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(Orlando Sentinel)   An Easter miracle? Woman finds the image of Jesus Christ on a decaying tree stump in her front yard   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 88
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2014-04-19 11:31:36 PM  
Uh, let's see. In recent history, there's a plane that went missing, which has yet to be found. There's also a ferry that sank with hundreds of passengers unaccounted for. Far be it me to question the sacred Holy spirit that shall not be questioned under any circumstances and shall be interpreted in a multitude of different and often conflicting ways, but wouldn't it be a more effective display of his awesomeness to have all those people on the plane or from the ferry just turn up alive and well rather than use his power to kind of show up on a tree stump if you look at it from just the right angle if the light'shiatting it just so and the camera isn't too sharply focused?
 
2014-04-19 11:34:02 PM  
I drove over a freshly dead rabbit tonight, so much for hiding the eggs.
 
2014-04-19 11:36:44 PM  

SubBass49: [i.imgur.com image 400x225]

Totally looks like:

[i.imgur.com image 700x944]


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-19 11:38:46 PM  
Video wouldn't load.
Did it look like a wide open, slightly beat up vagina again?
 
2014-04-19 11:40:23 PM  

MechaPyx: Is this like where if you stare at the image long enough you can see the sailboat?

/not seeing it


I was totally stumped trying to see it but after tree attempts I saw it.
 
2014-04-19 11:51:25 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-19 11:51:27 PM  

daveb0rg: MechaPyx: Is this like where if you stare at the image long enough you can see the sailboat?

/not seeing it

I was totally stumped trying to see it but after tree attempts I saw it.


Oakay, but if you think I'm going to click the Funny button on your post because you used a pun, you're definitely barking up the wrong tree, pal.
 
2014-04-19 11:57:09 PM  

SurelyShirley: That's easily taken care of:

[i58.tinypic.com image 747x527]


Murderer.
 
2014-04-20 12:18:19 AM  
You should all repent. Your souls are in danger. NOTHING is impossible for GOD!

He reveals Himself to us all in different ways. Shame on you blasphemy, especially on EASTER!!!!!

Forgive them Father! AMEN!
 
2014-04-20 12:27:16 AM  
Well, Happy Easter then!

/wut
 
2014-04-20 12:31:16 AM  

MrHappyRotter: Uh, let's see. In recent history, there's a plane that went missing, which has yet to be found.


You think the Supreme Being that created the universe and all of it's physical laws couldn't arrange so that that flight's passenger list didn't contain nothing but heathens whose time to face the throne of judgement was upon them?  Sure, it's a combo shot with two wall banks and some back spin but come on!
 
2014-04-20 12:45:55 AM  
I don't care if it rains or freezes,
Long as I've got the face of Jesus
Rottin' on a stump out in my yard.
 
2014-04-20 12:48:46 AM  
I'm not really sure if I believe in a god or not.  The older I get, the more jaded I've become.  One thing I know for sure is this.  If my god lets little kids die of cancer and boatloads of people drown on a ferry because he's too busy putting selfies on a piece of toast or tree bark - I'd probably keep searching for a suitable god.
 
2014-04-20 12:49:44 AM  
I'm really triying to figure out the art style God used here.
 
2014-04-20 12:55:56 AM  

johne3819: I'm really triying to figure out the art style God used here.


concretefencepostshq.com

Post-modern.
 
2014-04-20 01:25:40 AM  

SubBass49: [i.imgur.com image 400x225]

Totally looks like:

[i.imgur.com image 700x944]


Oh my God what is that?  What's causing that?
 
2014-04-20 01:36:05 AM  

Ambivalence: Why do people always assume these random face like visages are Jesus? Why doesn't anyone ever see elvis on their toast or scorched into their walls?



It's whatever is supernatural for them. Catholics see Mary. Muslims see the name of God written in Arabic.
I see this guy:
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-20 01:36:52 AM  
Looks more like "Monkey Jesus" than "Jesus".
 
2014-04-20 01:48:14 AM  
I saw Boris Karloff
...what do I win?
 
2014-04-20 01:54:02 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Why can't we have a real miracle? Such as all the billionaires of the world start paying people enough to live on, along with full health and a retirement pension. Or how about Rural Republicans stop being afraid of things they don't understand and vote for things that helps them instead of voting against their own interests. Maybe we can have a miracle where hospitals don't overcharge on services and insurance companies don't try to cheat people in any legal way they can. In short, can we have a miracle where humans can start acting in a humane manner towards each other that doesn't include greed?


Behold... the country you've made.
 
2014-04-20 02:19:47 AM  

Fafai: MechaPyx: Is this like where if you stare at the image long enough you can see the sailboat?

/not seeing it

Faith harder dammit.


I tried! I think I broke my spleen though.
 
2014-04-20 02:23:50 AM  
"The baby Jesus"

img4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-04-20 03:33:49 AM  
An Easter miracle? Woman finds the image of Jesus Christ on a decaying tree stump in her front yard

No. No, she didn't. Why the fark is this even a story?
 
2014-04-20 04:03:17 AM  

Olfin Bedwere: An Easter miracle? Woman finds the image of Jesus Christ on a decaying tree stump in her front yard

No. No, she didn't. Why the fark is this even a story?


Because Jesus.
 
2014-04-20 04:56:47 AM  

MrHappyRotter: daveb0rg: MechaPyx: Is this like where if you stare at the image long enough you can see the sailboat?

/not seeing it

I was totally stumped trying to see it but after tree attempts I saw it.

Oakay, but if you think I'm going to click the Funny button on your post because you used a pun, you're definitely barking up the wrong tree, pal.


No one else finds me funny so you're not alone lol.  I dont even know what the funny button does.
 
2014-04-20 06:00:09 AM  
that is totally jesus.  you can't argue with wood!  can you?  can you argue with wood?
 
2014-04-20 07:58:16 AM  
cdn2.content.compendiumblog.com

Sorry Kids, but there won't be any Easter baskets this year because sharks ate them.
 
2014-04-20 08:21:52 AM  
Fark you, Orlando Sentinel, and fark you, subby. Video link with autoplay just to look at a stupid tree stump?
 
2014-04-20 08:31:31 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: Resident Muslim: Didn't click the link, but did she see middle eastern /Jewish Jesus or blue-eyed, blond Jesus?

It was a tree, so my guess would be the hazel-eyed Druid Jesus.


Funny, he didn't look Druish.

/got nothin
 
2014-04-20 08:59:11 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Why can't we have a real miracle? Such as all the billionaires of the world start paying people enough to live on, along with full health and a retirement pension. Or how about Rural Republicans stop being afraid of things they don't understand and vote for things that helps them instead of voting against their own interests. Maybe we can have a miracle where hospitals don't overcharge on services and insurance companies don't try to cheat people in any legal way they can. In short, can we have a miracle where humans can start acting in a humane manner towards each other that doesn't include greed?


I ask these questions daily. Humans are paracidic consumers of greed.
 
2014-04-20 11:50:21 AM  

SurelyShirley: That's easily taken care of:


Hey, thanks. I have a huge stump in my back yard and didn't know I could use Epsom salt to help it degrade.
 
2014-04-20 11:52:58 AM  
I swear to god, I was in church the other sunday, and there in the stained glass visage of our lord jeebus Christ, was reveled to me a grilled cheese sandwich!! amen!
 
2014-04-20 01:21:59 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Why can't we have a real miracle? Such as all the billionaires of the world start paying people enough to live on, along with full health and a retirement pension. Or how about Rural Republicans stop being afraid of things they don't understand and vote for things that helps them instead of voting against their own interests. Maybe we can have a miracle where hospitals don't overcharge on services and insurance companies don't try to cheat people in any legal way they can. In short, can we have a miracle where humans can start acting in a humane manner towards each other that doesn't include greed?


A beautiful thing that will never be because of the selfishness of primates.
 
2014-04-20 01:56:47 PM  

Ambivalence: SubBass49: [i.imgur.com image 400x225]

Totally looks like:

[i.imgur.com image 700x944]

Oh my God what is that?  What's causing that?


Pretty sure it's some form of herpes virus or something...maybe HPV...
 
2014-04-20 04:55:42 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: johne3819: I'm really triying to figure out the art style God used here.



Post-modern.


Nice!
 
2014-04-20 06:56:04 PM  

LazyMedia: Fark you, Orlando Sentinel, and fark you, subby. Video link with autoplay just to look at a stupid tree stump?


This. It's probably a very nice stump but I'll never see it.
 
2014-04-20 07:42:20 PM  
That is quite clearly Freddie Mercury.
 
2014-04-20 09:09:57 PM  
Looks like the Zig-Zag guy

/Easter, 4/20, whaterver
 
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