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(Examiner)   Lindsay Lohan confirms that her leaked Sex List from "Step 5" of AA is real. The biggest surprise is that there are only 36 names on it   (examiner.com) divider line 52
    More: Followup, Lindsay Lohan, Wilmer Valderrama, Evan Peters, Beverly Hills Hotel, Zac Efron, Oprah Winfrey, Justin Timberlake, Betty Ford  
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2014-04-19 02:13:58 PM  
And we believe her?


...or care?

/wait, then why did I comment?
 
2014-04-19 03:08:18 PM  
God help me, I still would. Yep.

What is WRONG with me?!
 
2014-04-19 03:13:46 PM  

HawgWild: God help me, I still would. Yep.

What is WRONG with me?!


It's interesting. Once you get past the whole coke-addled, human Petri dish of STDs vibe she puts off, she still has a certain sexuality that I still find appealing, perhaps because I am prone to making poor, often self-destructive decisions.
 
2014-04-19 03:51:00 PM  

HawgWild: God help me, I still would. Yep.

What is WRONG with me?!


So would I, but probably because it's been a few years since I last had any.
 
2014-04-19 03:55:54 PM  
I'M 37!?
 
2014-04-19 03:57:45 PM  
I thought Adam Levine was gay, NTTAWWT.
 
2014-04-19 04:34:10 PM  
Try not to make any lists on the way through the parking lot!
 
2014-04-19 04:41:06 PM  
Or... Thirty-six Celebrities Who Now Have Herpegonosyphilaids.
 
2014-04-19 04:51:56 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: I thought Adam Levine was gay, NTTAWWT.


Hell, I thought Heath Ledger was dead.
 
2014-04-19 04:54:08 PM  
So she likes sex -so what? I like sex... see we have something in common.
 
2014-04-19 05:01:55 PM  
She's about 27 years old isn't she? Every time I see a pic of her lately, I think to myself, "she looks pretty good for 45. Total milf."
 
2014-04-19 05:21:11 PM  
"Additional reports state that it is believed Lohan wrote the list at the Beverly Hills Hotel on Jan. 30, 20213..."

once again, the far more interesting story is overlooked for OMG CELEBRITY F*CKING!!! DROOL CHUBWANK MUFFWHIFF!!!
 
2014-04-19 05:28:18 PM  
The list had me at Zac Efron.
 
2014-04-19 05:28:50 PM  

calbert: "Additional reports state that it is believed Lohan wrote the list at the Beverly Hills Hotel on Jan. 30, 20213..."

once again, the far more interesting story is overlooked for OMG CELEBRITY F*CKING!!! DROOL CHUBWANK MUFFWHIFF!!!


So, she's from the future? This explains it all. 'Chubwank muffwhiff' lmao
 
2014-04-19 05:32:35 PM  

HawgWild: God help me, I still would. Yep.

What is WRONG with me?!


Self-hating You?
 
2014-04-19 05:34:04 PM  

Fallout Boy: The list had me at Zac Efron.


I thought he was the ghey!   NTTAWWT
 
2014-04-19 05:40:05 PM  
That is one used up skank. If her wizard's sleeve had a combination it would be 1-2-3-4-5.
 
2014-04-19 05:45:27 PM  
I never saw the full list. I hoped one of the unblurred names would be someone really random/hilarious like Danny Devito
 
2014-04-19 05:49:57 PM  
Desperate career move.
 
2014-04-19 05:54:14 PM  

calbert: "Additional reports state that it is believed Lohan wrote the list at the Beverly Hills Hotel on Jan. 30, 20213..."

once again, the far more interesting story is overlooked for OMG CELEBRITY F*CKING!!! DROOL CHUBWANK MUFFWHIFF!!!


*rips off LiLo flesh costume*

content9.flixster.com

THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO...

/you should have gotten a snack
 
2014-04-19 06:06:04 PM  
Was Gilbert Gottfried on the list?
 
2014-04-19 06:13:45 PM  
36 is all she can remember.
 
2014-04-19 06:29:33 PM  

robohobo: That is one used up skank. If her wizard's sleeve had a combination it would be 1-2-3-4-5.


Wow, that's the same combination as my luggage.
 
2014-04-19 06:34:09 PM  
Step 4. Step 5 is sharing your fourth step with another (and yourself and god blah blah)

/tmyk
 
2014-04-19 06:35:00 PM  
A few yrs ago most dudes would have loved to bury the bone in her fun hole....now...no one will admit it
 
2014-04-19 06:39:16 PM  

hugh chardon: 36 is all she can remember.


Came here for this.  If he left before the woke up, she didn't catch his name.
 
2014-04-19 06:43:41 PM  

inclemency: Step 4. Step 5 is sharing your fourth step with another (and yourself and god blah blah)


Step 4 is "make a searching and fearless moral inventory" not a "sexual inventory." She could've left it at "I turn to sex in order to feel validated."
 
2014-04-19 07:08:37 PM  

Uzzah: inclemency: Step 4. Step 5 is sharing your fourth step with another (and yourself and god blah blah)

Step 4 is "make a searching and fearless moral inventory" not a "sexual inventory." She could've left it at "I turn to sex in order to feel validated."


That's a reasonable interpretation.

Still the wrong step in the headline, no?
 
2014-04-19 07:11:46 PM  

hugh chardon: 36 is all she can remember.


36 is all the famous ones she cared to list.  Adding in the unnnamed randoms would make the list much longer and less interesting.  Dimple Ass, Quick Cum, Thick Jizz, Three Load, Good Licker, Coke Cock,  Fat Dick, Black Black, Stumpy, Pothead, Rich Old Guy, Rich Old Guy, Rich Old Buy, Richer Older Guy, Uber Rich Sheik, etc, etc.  would all be on the list if she wanted us to know......
 
2014-04-19 07:21:01 PM  
i184.photobucket.com


i184.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-19 07:37:41 PM  

Mark Ratner: She's about 27 years old isn't she? Every time I see a pic of her lately, I think to myself, "she looks pretty good for 45. Total milf."


img2.timeinc.net
 
2014-04-19 08:18:03 PM  
Lindsay,  I believe that's step 13.  Now try getting sober the Bill Wilson way: tripping balls on belladonna.
 
2014-04-19 08:19:37 PM  
from her try at acting on Two Broke Girls, just her voice alone turns me off.  She was once someone i could see wanting..now, she reminds me of the cancer chick on TV that just died and the cancer chick sounded better.....
 
2014-04-19 08:20:27 PM  
holy cow, she's a time traveler as well!!!


"Additional reports state that it is believed Lohan wrote the list at the Beverly Hills Hotel on Jan. 30, 20213 "
 
2014-04-19 08:22:06 PM  
I'm simply amazed .... she can count that high.
 
2014-04-19 08:22:47 PM  

AbiNormal: Mark Ratner: She's about 27 years old isn't she? Every time I see a pic of her lately, I think to myself, "she looks pretty good for 45. Total milf."

[img2.timeinc.net image 300x400]


Okay, so not  every pic, but she looks older for sure. A steady diet of vodak, cocaine, cigarettes, and plastic surgery will do that to a person. But, that is a bad pic. She looks better in other ones.
 
2014-04-19 09:23:33 PM  

Sliding Carp: antidisestablishmentarianism: I thought Adam Levine was gay, NTTAWWT.

Hell, I thought Heath Ledger was dead.


NTTAWWT

Well, maybe a little wrong.
 
2014-04-19 10:03:52 PM  
That was just page 1.

Of ten.

Of volume 2.

"The famous ones"
 
2014-04-19 10:41:04 PM  
She auditioning for Clerks 3?
 
2014-04-19 11:22:29 PM  
I feel sorry for the poor girl and I'm glad that she's trying to turn around the effects of bad decisions made while under the influence, and I would say the same for any recovering addict. She got a raw deal in the parent lottery and it affected her pretty severely when she tried to run away from it instead of facing it directly. If she had spent the money on therapy instead of booze and drugs her story would probably be much different. But I'm not so sure that she still wouldn't have had a lot of sex partners. She was prime real estate and undoubtedly was getting hit on all of the time and if she really enjoyed sex she still might have "Tasted the sample plate" so to speak.
 
2014-04-19 11:40:06 PM  

AbiNormal: Mark Ratner: She's about 27 years old isn't she? Every time I see a pic of her lately, I think to myself, "she looks pretty good for 45. Total milf."


That's a handsome woman.
 
2014-04-20 12:39:59 AM  
I don't care whether she did all the guys or not, enjoy.

My question is for the guys...who'll do anything moving.  (or crazy)


Her rep is as it stands...theirs however...
 
2014-04-20 12:50:12 AM  
Her pickup method is similar to Bunny Lebowski's.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-20 12:54:47 AM  
Don't forget that there's at least one woman on that list....
 
2014-04-20 02:22:18 AM  
In an earlier thread on the subject, someone said that she'd had more Johns than the cast of Buckaroo Banzai.  I still love that line.
 
2014-04-20 02:42:05 AM  
Actor has had sex with a lot of actors? you do NOT say
 
2014-04-20 03:16:11 AM  
WHAT, no "in a row" comment?

For shame.
 
2014-04-20 06:28:05 AM  
Are the 36 partners over a time period of five years, or three weeks? Because it does make a difference.

/a little
//she still looks hot, some times
///a little
 
2014-04-20 10:20:50 AM  
I could swear I remember her coming out a few years ago.

She really seems to suck at being lesbian.
 
2014-04-20 10:36:35 AM  
Well "John Doe" could be a couple hundred...
 
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