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(TMZ)   Convicted murderer Jodi Arias claims to have gotten Hep C in jail because she was infected with the disease when getting a TB shot, all on the orders of Sheriff Joe Arapaio, who himself was following the orders of criminal mastermind Nancy Grace   ( divider line
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2014-04-19 05:32:36 PM  
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2014-04-19 04:58:56 PM  
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2014-04-19 04:53:02 PM  
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It is hard to make the decision as to which of the three of these individuals is the most evil and has caused the most of the harm and injury to others. I mean between the Nancy of Grace and Jody Arias. Sheriff Joe has the blood of thousands on the hands of he that piece of the dog fecal sampling for the veterinarian to determine the roundworm infection.
2014-04-19 05:35:44 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-04-19 04:57:47 PM  
2 votes:
Somehow this makes Joe Arpaio a hero.


Good old Sheriff Joe, keeping America safe from... uh...
2014-04-19 04:18:11 PM  
2 votes:
*reads headline*

Yeah, come back to me when you have Sheriff Joe and Nancy Grace in a hotel room.

/then send in the drones
2014-04-19 02:56:40 PM  
2 votes:
She also claims her left silicone breast implant leaked and caused a fungal growth.

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2014-04-19 09:39:59 PM  
1 vote:

jacknifetrucker: Yes lets make jail/prison nice & pleasant for the criminal that stole your car,or raped your wife,maybe murdered an elderly war hero.Let us all take pitty on him/her.Then pay taxes to support them in jail/prison so they can get out make more welfare children with another person too stupid to think for themselves. Don't cry about the time,you already did the crime.

What about that welfare immigrant who raped my elderly war car?  Where's my justice? What's my rhyme?
2014-04-19 08:39:29 PM  
1 vote:

thamike: UsikFark: LazyMedia: Nancy Grace literally feeds off stories like that.

How so?

I don't think you want a graphic description of that.


I'm imagining her squatting over a bowl of shredded newspapers, transcripts, and fan-mail drenched in light beef gravy while her prehensile labia scoop the dripping mush into her vagina, which mashes the pulp noisily.

Am I far off? Maybe it's a porcelain trough?
2014-04-19 08:38:46 PM  
1 vote:
Danger Avoid Death:

I threw up in my mouth a little.

Nancy's into that.
2014-04-19 08:35:04 PM  
1 vote:

UsikFark: LazyMedia: Nancy Grace literally feeds off stories like that.

How so?

I'm not sure of the exact mechanism, but it involves replenishing the ichor that pumps through her veins with tears and sadness.
2014-04-19 07:36:14 PM  
1 vote:

UsikFark: Gyrfalcon: UsikFark: They should all be stabbed.

Can we arrange for all of them to kill each other?

In some kind of thunderdome?

The problem with Thunderdome, in this context, is that someone leaves.
2014-04-19 07:21:37 PM  
1 vote: Full Size

Joey Arias was convicted for murder?
2014-04-19 07:08:00 PM  
1 vote:
Hep-C?  I told Joe and Nancy to infect her with HIV.  Idiots.  You just can't find good minions anymore.
2014-04-19 06:18:02 PM  
1 vote:

Pick13: And I got herpes from a toilet seat in a Mexican bar.

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You used a toilet in a bar in Mexico? What kind of Desperado are you, anyway?
2014-04-19 05:53:42 PM  
1 vote:

Dr. House's Vicodin: That Pledge of Allegiance thing is true, by the way. Not just for her.

/been there

Cuz forced Patriotism iz best Patriotism.

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2014-04-19 05:37:04 PM  
1 vote:

slave2grind: I find Nancy Grace disturbing.

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2014-04-19 05:04:57 PM  
1 vote:

BeatrixK: Ah....I see the Arizona Attention Whore found a way to get attention now that the cameras are gone.  I gotta give it to her - she is exceptionally creative when it comes to grabbing herself some headlines.  I just wish they'd let that waste of flesh into gen pop for 20 minutes or so...that should take care of MANY problems, and save AZ a ton of cash.

Before you said "her", I didn't know if you were talking about Jodi or Joe.
2014-04-19 04:55:35 PM  
1 vote:
Send in the blade runner!
2014-04-19 04:47:22 PM  
1 vote:
The violin I'm playing is so small you need an electron microscope to see it.
2014-04-19 04:47:09 PM  
1 vote:
Good. When does she die?
2014-04-19 04:42:33 PM  
1 vote:
I think she got it from a prison mop handle. Just a theory.
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