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(TMZ)   Convicted murderer Jodi Arias claims to have gotten Hep C in jail because she was infected with the disease when getting a TB shot, all on the orders of Sheriff Joe Arapaio, who himself was following the orders of criminal mastermind Nancy Grace   (tmz.com) divider line 131
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2014-04-19 02:56:40 PM  
She also claims her left silicone breast implant leaked and caused a fungal growth.

img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-04-19 04:18:11 PM  
*reads headline*

Yeah, come back to me when you have Sheriff Joe and Nancy Grace in a hotel room.

/then send in the drones
 
2014-04-19 04:42:33 PM  
I think she got it from a prison mop handle. Just a theory.
 
2014-04-19 04:47:09 PM  
Good. When does she die?
 
2014-04-19 04:47:22 PM  
The violin I'm playing is so small you need an electron microscope to see it.
 
2014-04-19 04:48:58 PM  
what is this i don't even
 
2014-04-19 04:50:49 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: *reads headline*

Yeah, come back to me when you have Sheriff Joe and Nancy Grace in a hotel room.

/then send in the drones


Why would you want the come back?
 
2014-04-19 04:51:17 PM  

scottydoesntknow: She also claims her left silicone breast implant leaked and caused a fungal growth.

[img2.wikia.nocookie.net image 500x226]


She is a fungal growth. Just farking EVIL.
 
2014-04-19 04:52:01 PM  
That Pledge of Allegiance thing is true, by the way. Not just for her.

/been there
 
2014-04-19 04:53:02 PM  
It is hard to make the decision as to which of the three of these individuals is the most evil and has caused the most of the harm and injury to others. I mean between the Nancy of Grace and Jody Arias. Sheriff Joe has the blood of thousands on the hands of he that piece of the dog fecal sampling for the veterinarian to determine the roundworm infection.
 
2014-04-19 04:53:06 PM  
She's probably right about Nancy Grace
 
2014-04-19 04:55:35 PM  
Send in the blade runner!
 
2014-04-19 04:55:52 PM  
Nancy grace vs.  Jodi Arias.... Can they both lose?
 
2014-04-19 04:57:47 PM  
Somehow this makes Joe Arpaio a hero.

Right?

Good old Sheriff Joe, keeping America safe from... uh...
 
2014-04-19 04:58:17 PM  
I wouldn't be at all shocked if they re-used TB needles in Arpaioville.

I also wouldn't be surprised if she was using her time to develop a smack habit.
 
2014-04-19 04:58:56 PM  
usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-19 05:00:22 PM  
Ah....I see the Arizona Attention Whore found a way to get attention now that the cameras are gone.  I gotta give it to her - she is exceptionally creative when it comes to grabbing herself some headlines.  I just wish they'd let that waste of flesh into gen pop for 20 minutes or so...that should take care of MANY problems, and save AZ a ton of cash.
 
2014-04-19 05:04:57 PM  

BeatrixK: Ah....I see the Arizona Attention Whore found a way to get attention now that the cameras are gone.  I gotta give it to her - she is exceptionally creative when it comes to grabbing herself some headlines.  I just wish they'd let that waste of flesh into gen pop for 20 minutes or so...that should take care of MANY problems, and save AZ a ton of cash.


Before you said "her", I didn't know if you were talking about Jodi or Joe.
 
2014-04-19 05:11:47 PM  

shtychkn: BeatrixK: Ah....I see the Arizona Attention Whore found a way to get attention now that the cameras are gone.  I gotta give it to her - she is exceptionally creative when it comes to grabbing herself some headlines.  I just wish they'd let that waste of flesh into gen pop for 20 minutes or so...that should take care of MANY problems, and save AZ a ton of cash.

Before you said "her", I didn't know if you were talking about Jodi or Joe.


Oh. I'm still not entirely sure.
 
2014-04-19 05:13:43 PM  

Nadie_AZ: shtychkn: BeatrixK: Ah....I see the Arizona Attention Whore found a way to get attention now that the cameras are gone.  I gotta give it to her - she is exceptionally creative when it comes to grabbing herself some headlines.  I just wish they'd let that waste of flesh into gen pop for 20 minutes or so...that should take care of MANY problems, and save AZ a ton of cash.

Before you said "her", I didn't know if you were talking about Jodi or Joe.

Oh. I'm still not entirely sure.


Well it certainly fits for either.
 
2014-04-19 05:20:30 PM  

cc_rider: what is this i don't even


...care.
 
2014-04-19 05:21:53 PM  
All three of them deserve each other
 
2014-04-19 05:22:05 PM  
This really isn't fair.  Jody is only directly responsible for the death of one person while Nancy had two(At last count) of her interviewees kill themselves.  That is to say the amount of irreparable harm a generation experienced because they opted to watch her performance on Dancing with the Stars probably melted a few brains as well.  Then we have Joe Arpaio who is an old racist who should be of a bygone era that keeps coming back.  Who knows who died under his watch.

So all in all, I would say of the three people Jody Arias is probably the least deserving of being behind bars.  Then again, I did crazy chicks who aren't trying to kill me or burn my home down.  I was honestly interested until I found out she had implants.  Now the prison system can keep her insecure ass.
 
2014-04-19 05:26:02 PM  
I find Nancy Grace disturbing.
 
2014-04-19 05:32:28 PM  
I can't be sure this deranged rambling didn't really happen.

Also I was hoping for everyone to die at the end of it.
 
2014-04-19 05:32:36 PM  
37.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-19 05:32:52 PM  
They should all be stabbed.
 
2014-04-19 05:34:31 PM  
I'd still do Jodi Arias if I could wear a Nixon mask. Then she couldn't kill me later on.
But really, she was no more f*cked up than the dude she killed, so whatever.
 
2014-04-19 05:34:44 PM  
I find Jodie Arias hot...
Wouldn't mind being killed by her knife...
 
2014-04-19 05:35:44 PM  
www.mematic.com
 
2014-04-19 05:37:04 PM  

slave2grind: I find Nancy Grace disturbing.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
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2014-04-19 05:38:52 PM  
Jodi also claims Joe has put cameras in her cell and forces her to say the Pledge of Allegiance every morning or else she won't get fed.


This part I can believe.
 
2014-04-19 05:45:45 PM  
Damn, this is like when the only teams left in the tournament are the teams that you absolutely loathe.  I mean, you want to be happy that one of them will lose, but you can't stand the thought that it's because one of the others will win.

Well, if she is going to waste a little bit of time for someone, at least it's two someones that I don't care for.
 
2014-04-19 05:49:15 PM  
Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy, over the rainbow, she is craaaaaaaaaaaaaazy!

(quoting Pink Floyd's 'The Wall')
 
2014-04-19 05:52:42 PM  
The most depressing thing is, that Sheriff "Nickle Bag Joe" Arpaio is going to win the Sheriff position in 2016. Also in 2020, 2024, 2028...
 
2014-04-19 05:52:43 PM  

scottydoesntknow: She also claims her left silicone breast implant leaked and caused a fungal growth.

[img2.wikia.nocookie.net image 500x226]


Still won't stop the plastic lovers on FARK from drooling over her.
 
2014-04-19 05:53:42 PM  

Dr. House's Vicodin: That Pledge of Allegiance thing is true, by the way. Not just for her.

/been there


Cuz forced Patriotism iz best Patriotism.

beta.img.cbsnews.com
 
2014-04-19 06:08:32 PM  

Freschel: The most depressing thing is, that Sheriff "Nickle Bag Joe" Arpaio is going to win the Sheriff position in 2016. Also in 2020, 2024, 2028...


He will die in the next decade
 
2014-04-19 06:09:19 PM  
Holy run-on sentence Bat man!
 
2014-04-19 06:14:53 PM  
And I got herpes from a toilet seat in a Mexican bar.
 
2014-04-19 06:18:02 PM  

Pick13: And I got herpes from a toilet seat in a Mexican bar.


www.jaroslavmachacek.com

You used a toilet in a bar in Mexico? What kind of Desperado are you, anyway?
 
2014-04-19 06:27:40 PM  
Surprised Arias didn't claim she was an Illegal Alien...all the Arpaio-Phobes then would be calling for her release

But, if that is true about releasing notes to a BF, to affect death penalty-phase, Grace and Arpaio will get a murder sentence thrown out on appeal
 
2014-04-19 06:32:05 PM  
On the one hand, this woman is a crazy, murdering biatch.

On the other hand, it's Sheriff Joe and Nancy Grace.

So I have no choice but to root for all three of them to DIAF.
 
2014-04-19 06:45:14 PM  
Where are the Sheriff Joe defenders?

FloridaFarkTag: Surprised Arias didn't claim she was an Illegal Alien...all the Arpaio-Phobes then would be calling for her release

But, if that is true about releasing notes to a BF, to affect death penalty-phase, Grace and Arpaio will get a murder sentence thrown out on appeal


Oh, there we go.

It's interesting that it seems like nobody outside the "Real 'Murican" echo-chamber actually PROMOTES Sheriff Joe.  They dodge, they deflect, they try to change the subject but I haven't seen anyone try to actually say "his crimes are for the greater good" or even "he didn't do that," (at least not for very long).

This is why, whatever biatching about /b/ or aspersions on the value of internet arguments I think forums are a good thing.  Because just like UFO sightings going down as everyone starts carrying cameras, the lies and spin of these little cloistered echo chamber communities are getting harder to maintain.
 
2014-04-19 06:48:30 PM  

CruJones: Nancy grace vs.  Jodi Arias.... Can they both lose?


Thunderdome
 
2014-04-19 06:55:52 PM  
and 100% of fark libtards would have backed that  story if it had ended karl rove instead of nancy grace
 
2014-04-19 07:01:17 PM  

UsikFark: They should all be stabbed.


Can we arrange for all of them to kill each other?
 
2014-04-19 07:02:00 PM  

SevenizGud: and 100% of fark libtards would have backed that  story if it had ended karl rove instead of nancy grace


(whynotboth.jpg)
 
2014-04-19 07:02:50 PM  
A fight to the death and shoot the winner!
 
2014-04-19 07:04:13 PM  

Gyrfalcon: UsikFark: They should all be stabbed.

Can we arrange for all of them to kill each other?


It would prove the existence of a kind and loving God.
 
2014-04-19 07:08:00 PM  
Hep-C?  I told Joe and Nancy to infect her with HIV.  Idiots.  You just can't find good minions anymore.
 
2014-04-19 07:21:37 PM  
www1.pictures.zimbio.com

Joey Arias was convicted for murder?
 
2014-04-19 07:33:18 PM  

Gyrfalcon: UsikFark: They should all be stabbed.

Can we arrange for all of them to kill each other?


In some kind of thunderdome?
 
2014-04-19 07:35:59 PM  
Nancy and Jodi in the pit.

Orgasmic fluid everywhere.

Winning.
 
2014-04-19 07:36:14 PM  

UsikFark: Gyrfalcon: UsikFark: They should all be stabbed.

Can we arrange for all of them to kill each other?

In some kind of thunderdome?


The problem with Thunderdome, in this context, is that someone leaves.
 
2014-04-19 07:40:43 PM  

Mithiwithi: UsikFark: Gyrfalcon: UsikFark: They should all be stabbed.

Can we arrange for all of them to kill each other?

In some kind of thunderdome?

The problem with Thunderdome, in this context, is that someone leaves.


That's what we'd tell them, sure...
 
2014-04-19 07:49:36 PM  
I'm conflicted.  On one hand I despise absolutely everybody involved with this story...
 
2014-04-19 07:52:15 PM  
Gah, the people who really care about Jody Arias are almost as tiresome as she is. We get it, the one in a bajillionth time a domestic murder is perpetuated by a woman, you get SOOO MADDDD. When's the last time there was a big media circus/hatefest circle jerk about a boyfriend who smashed his girlfriend into jelly?
 
2014-04-19 07:56:13 PM  

LazyMedia: Gah, the people who really care about Jody Arias are almost as tiresome as she is. We get it, the one in a bajillionth time a domestic murder is perpetuated by a woman, you get SOOO MADDDD. When's the last time there was a big media circus/hatefest circle jerk about a boyfriend who smashed his girlfriend into jelly?


Every time?
 
2014-04-19 08:00:50 PM  

nucrash: This really isn't fair.  Jody is only directly responsible for the death of one person while Nancy had two(At last count) of her interviewees kill themselves.  That is to say the amount of irreparable harm a generation experienced because they opted to watch her performance on Dancing with the Stars probably melted a few brains as well.  Then we have Joe Arpaio who is an old racist who should be of a bygone era that keeps coming back.  Who knows who died under his watch.

So all in all, I would say of the three people Jody Arias is probably the least deserving of being behind bars.  Then again, I did crazy chicks who aren't trying to kill me or burn my home down.  I was honestly interested until I found out she had implants.  Now the prison system can keep her insecure ass.


It's the breast implants that turned you off. Not the stalking and killing and crazy. The breast implants.
 
2014-04-19 08:07:20 PM  

Freschel: The most depressing thing is, that Sheriff "Nickle Bag Joe" Arpaio is going to win the Sheriff position in 2016. Also in 2020, 2024, 2028...


Is this the guy who started pink handcuff? I had to wear them in county and I'm a chick
 
2014-04-19 08:13:08 PM  
The Jodi chick is cute, what a waste, she should be set free.
 
2014-04-19 08:16:13 PM  

thamike: LazyMedia: Gah, the people who really care about Jody Arias are almost as tiresome as she is. We get it, the one in a bajillionth time a domestic murder is perpetuated by a woman, you get SOOO MADDDD. When's the last time there was a big media circus/hatefest circle jerk about a boyfriend who smashed his girlfriend into jelly?

Every time?


Try never. That crap happens pretty much every day, and the only time it's ever in the news is if the boyfriend was a celebrity (preferably a Kennedy).
 
2014-04-19 08:20:07 PM  

LazyMedia: thamike: LazyMedia: Gah, the people who really care about Jody Arias are almost as tiresome as she is. We get it, the one in a bajillionth time a domestic murder is perpetuated by a woman, you get SOOO MADDDD. When's the last time there was a big media circus/hatefest circle jerk about a boyfriend who smashed his girlfriend into jelly?

Every time?

Try never. That crap happens pretty much every day, and the only time it's ever in the news is if the boyfriend was a celebrity (preferably a Kennedy).


Your world sounds weird.
 
2014-04-19 08:23:01 PM  

Prey4reign: All three of them deserve each other


No!  The three of them deserve to die in slow, lingering, screaming agony of cancer.  Not kidding.  Not at all.
 
2014-04-19 08:26:29 PM  

LazyMedia: thamike: LazyMedia: Gah, the people who really care about Jody Arias are almost as tiresome as she is. We get it, the one in a bajillionth time a domestic murder is perpetuated by a woman, you get SOOO MADDDD. When's the last time there was a big media circus/hatefest circle jerk about a boyfriend who smashed his girlfriend into jelly?

Every time?

Try never. That crap happens pretty much every day, and the only time it's ever in the news is if the boyfriend was a celebrity (preferably a Kennedy).


Oh we have that one murder...no that was a woman.  How about...no, celebrity.  Well we have hundreds of...oh yeah they were mentioned all of once and dropped off the news radar.   OH!  I know!  Scott Peterson!  Random dude murders his wife and stays on television for years!

Of course it happened back in 2004...

Actually you're both being a *bit* unfair.  We get Nancy Grace going apeshiat over those stories all the time, but there are enough "man murders his woman" stories in our nation of 300 Million people that we rarely fixate on one for very long.

Fact remains, fixating on this one is stupid.

I managed to miss this story for the most part, and my reaction to the headline was, "who?  Oh, musta been one o' them, 'fixate on a murder because we're not news, we're infotainment' stories."  Lucky me.
 
2014-04-19 08:26:34 PM  

catmander: Prey4reign: All three of them deserve each other

No!  The three of them deserve to die in slow, lingering, screaming agony of cancer.  Not kidding.  Not at all.


What's the difference?
 
2014-04-19 08:26:54 PM  

DarKrow: Joey Arias was convicted for murder?


Kathy Griffin* was arrested for murder?

media.voote.com

*Forgot her name, found via GIS for annoying redhead
 
2014-04-19 08:28:30 PM  

thamike: LazyMedia: thamike: LazyMedia: Gah, the people who really care about Jody Arias are almost as tiresome as she is. We get it, the one in a bajillionth time a domestic murder is perpetuated by a woman, you get SOOO MADDDD. When's the last time there was a big media circus/hatefest circle jerk about a boyfriend who smashed his girlfriend into jelly?

Every time?

Try never. That crap happens pretty much every day, and the only time it's ever in the news is if the boyfriend was a celebrity (preferably a Kennedy).

Your world sounds weird.


Give me an example of a national news story involving a non-celebrity male murderer who killed his girlfriend. Something similar to the Arias case, involving a male perpetrator who was unknown prior to the murder, that got gavel-to-gavel coverage from the cable networks. I can't think of one, because it doesn't fit a sexy narrative. The killer psycho biatch, which is quite an unusual occurrence, has spawned an entire movie genre, just like the little white girl kidnapped by a stranger (another very rare occurrence). Nancy Grace literally feeds off stories like that.
 
2014-04-19 08:29:19 PM  

farkette716: Freschel: The most depressing thing is, that Sheriff "Nickle Bag Joe" Arpaio is going to win the Sheriff position in 2016. Also in 2020, 2024, 2028...

Is this the guy who started pink handcuff? I had to wear them in county and I'm a chick


From his website:

Another program Arpaio is very well known for is the pink underwear he makes all inmates wear. Years ago, when the Sheriff learned that inmates were stealing jailhouse white boxers, Arpaio had all inmate underwear dyed pink for better inventory control. The same is true for the Sheriff's handcuffs. When they started disappearing, he ordered pink handcuffs as a replacement.
 
2014-04-19 08:29:33 PM  

TheBigJerk: Actually you're both being a *bit* unfair.


I'm not being unfair to anybody.
 
2014-04-19 08:30:17 PM  
QActually I hope the letters were really leaked and her conviction gets thrown out, for that will be the end of Sheriff Joe and Nancy Gross
 
2014-04-19 08:30:41 PM  

LazyMedia: Nancy Grace literally feeds off stories like that.


How so?
 
2014-04-19 08:32:19 PM  

LazyMedia: Give me an example of a national news story involving a non-celebrity male murderer who killed his girlfriend.


You've moved the goalposts significantly, but okay--Scott Peterson.
 
2014-04-19 08:32:42 PM  

Vorral: nucrash: This really isn't fair.  Jody is only directly responsible for the death of one person while Nancy had two(At last count) of her interviewees kill themselves.  That is to say the amount of irreparable harm a generation experienced because they opted to watch her performance on Dancing with the Stars probably melted a few brains as well.  Then we have Joe Arpaio who is an old racist who should be of a bygone era that keeps coming back.  Who knows who died under his watch.

So all in all, I would say of the three people Jody Arias is probably the least deserving of being behind bars.  Then again, I did crazy chicks who aren't trying to kill me or burn my home down.  I was honestly interested until I found out she had implants.  Now the prison system can keep her insecure ass.

It's the breast implants that turned you off. Not the stalking and killing and crazy. The breast implants.


Me too. I guess, in the end, crazy doesn't bother me as much as it should, and stalking me probably won't end well for you. But damn, do I hate implants.
 
2014-04-19 08:33:26 PM  

UsikFark: LazyMedia: Nancy Grace literally feeds off stories like that.

How so?


I don't think you want a graphic description of that.

/"Literally!"
 
2014-04-19 08:33:50 PM  

TheBigJerk: Oh we have that one murder...no that was a woman.  How about...no, celebrity.  Well we have hundreds of...oh yeah they were mentioned all of once and dropped off the news radar.   OH!  I know!  Scott Peterson!  Random dude murders his wife and stays on television for years!


Ah, Scott Peterson. Forgot about him. That was a "missing pretty pregnant woman" story before they figured out he did it, though. If he'd been caught red-handed the way Arias was, it would never have been a national story.
 
2014-04-19 08:34:54 PM  

thamike: LazyMedia: Give me an example of a national news story involving a non-celebrity male murderer who killed his girlfriend.

You've moved the goalposts significantly, but okay--Scott Peterson.


The case that made Nancy Grace a household name. Bastard should fry for that alone.
 
2014-04-19 08:34:55 PM  

LazyMedia: thamike: LazyMedia: thamike: LazyMedia: Gah, the people who really care about Jody Arias are almost as tiresome as she is. We get it, the one in a bajillionth time a domestic murder is perpetuated by a woman, you get SOOO MADDDD. When's the last time there was a big media circus/hatefest circle jerk about a boyfriend who smashed his girlfriend into jelly?

Every time?

Try never. That crap happens pretty much every day, and the only time it's ever in the news is if the boyfriend was a celebrity (preferably a Kennedy).

Your world sounds weird.

Give me an example of a national news story involving a non-celebrity male murderer who killed his girlfriend. Something similar to the Arias case, involving a male perpetrator who was unknown prior to the murder, that got gavel-to-gavel coverage from the cable networks. I can't think of one, because it doesn't fit a sexy narrative. The killer psycho biatch, which is quite an unusual occurrence, has spawned an entire movie genre, just like the little white girl kidnapped by a stranger (another very rare occurrence). Nancy Grace literally feeds off stories like that.


Scott Petersen?
 
2014-04-19 08:35:04 PM  

UsikFark: LazyMedia: Nancy Grace literally feeds off stories like that.

How so?


I'm not sure of the exact mechanism, but it involves replenishing the ichor that pumps through her veins with tears and sadness.
 
2014-04-19 08:36:08 PM  

thamike: LazyMedia: Give me an example of a national news story involving a non-celebrity male murderer who killed his girlfriend.

You've moved the goalposts significantly, but okay--Scott Peterson.


And that's just recently.  If your actual gripe with the universe is that men who kill women don't get as much press, then there's really no way to take you seriously.
 
2014-04-19 08:37:45 PM  
So I was searching for funny pics of Nancy Grace using Bing. Two of the headings that popped up at the top of the page for search suggestions were "Nancy Gracy Hot" and "Nancy Grace Wardrobe Malfunction".

I threw up in my mouth a little.
 
2014-04-19 08:37:51 PM  

LazyMedia: Forgot about him.


You live up to your moniker.
 
2014-04-19 08:38:46 PM  
Danger Avoid Death:

I threw up in my mouth a little.

Nancy's into that.
 
2014-04-19 08:39:29 PM  

thamike: UsikFark: LazyMedia: Nancy Grace literally feeds off stories like that.

How so?

I don't think you want a graphic description of that.

/"Literally!"


I'm imagining her squatting over a bowl of shredded newspapers, transcripts, and fan-mail drenched in light beef gravy while her prehensile labia scoop the dripping mush into her vagina, which mashes the pulp noisily.

Am I far off? Maybe it's a porcelain trough?
 
2014-04-19 08:40:12 PM  

LazyMedia: UsikFark: LazyMedia: Nancy Grace literally feeds off stories like that.

How so?

I'm not sure of the exact mechanism, but it involves replenishing the ichor that pumps through her veins with tears and sadness.


I think we have somewhat of the same idea.
 
2014-04-19 08:43:44 PM  

UsikFark: thamike: UsikFark: LazyMedia: Nancy Grace literally feeds off stories like that.

How so?

I don't think you want a graphic description of that.

/"Literally!"

I'm imagining her squatting over a bowl of shredded newspapers, transcripts, and fan-mail drenched in light beef gravy while her prehensile labia scoop the dripping mush into her vagina, which mashes the pulp noisily.

Am I far off? Maybe it's a porcelain trough?


Holy f*cking hell, I'm having an oatmeal flashback!
 
2014-04-19 08:45:14 PM  

thamike: Danger Avoid Death:

I threw up in my mouth a little.

Nancy's into that.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-19 08:46:59 PM  

thamike: thamike: LazyMedia: Give me an example of a national news story involving a non-celebrity male murderer who killed his girlfriend.

You've moved the goalposts significantly, but okay--Scott Peterson.

And that's just recently.  If your actual gripe with the universe is that men who kill women don't get as much press, then there's really no way to take you seriously.


My gripe is the wretched way that cable news covers court cases. Certain narratives get a LOT of attention (missing blonde girls, women who kill, anything involving celebrities) and it perpetuates a lot of dumbness among the public. If they covered violent crimes in proportion to the rate at which they occur, we'd probably have better protection for victims of domestic violence, and more people would know what the typical murder victim looks like (he's a young black guy). The straight news media, particularly newspapers, do a better job.
 
2014-04-19 08:47:21 PM  
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BOWCHIKAWOWOW
 
2014-04-19 08:47:42 PM  
I certainly have my doubts about both Sheriff Arpaio, and Ms. Grace. I have little doubt that both of them have done unsavory things.
In this particular case, though, I think they may actually be innocent of what they are being accused of..
 
2014-04-19 08:49:27 PM  

LazyMedia: The straight news media, particularly newspapers, do a better job.


Why don't you just stick to that instead of getting all antsy when the purveyors of salaciousness get all into purveying salaciousness?
 
2014-04-19 08:55:19 PM  
i saw a tweet from her regarding a child that had been murdered and her body stored in a freezer, she used the hashtag #FreezerTot

Nancy grace is one if the worst people in the world.
 
2014-04-19 09:02:46 PM  

JudgeSmails: i saw a tweet from her regarding a child that had been murdered and her body stored in a freezer, she used the hashtag #FreezerTot

Nancy grace is one if the worst people in the world.


They stored this precious girl's body in the freezer? May they rot in hell! #FreezerTot

- Nancy Grace (@NancyGraceHLN) February 7, 2014


So that's what she eats.
 
2014-04-19 09:04:30 PM  

farkette716: Is this the guy who started pink handcuff? I had to wear them in county and I'm a chick


How yoo doin?
 
2014-04-19 09:06:55 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: The violin I'm playing is so small you need an electron microscope to see it.


I read that as "erection microscope"

/I'd bang her
 
2014-04-19 09:11:19 PM  
I find it odd that people hate sheriff Joe that much. He does what he's paid to do. Make jail suck. Why make it nice & airconditioned, three hots & a cot, go work outside in AS heat 10-12 hrs. Bologna sandwich for dinner. Don't like it,don't come back. Stay the fark out of trouble. Maybe he is a little over the the top sometimes,but being in law enforcement sucks sometimes. If you think it's easy give it whirl yourself.
 
2014-04-19 09:14:00 PM  

jacknifetrucker: I find it odd that people hate sheriff Joe that much. He does what he's paid to do. Make jail suck. Why make it nice & airconditioned, three hots & a cot, go work outside in AS heat 10-12 hrs. Bologna sandwich for dinner. Don't like it,don't come back. Stay the fark out of trouble. Maybe he is a little over the the top sometimes,but being in law enforcement sucks sometimes. If you think it's easy give it whirl yourself.


Yet another Farker who doesn't understand the difference between "jail" and "prison".
 
2014-04-19 09:30:28 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: jacknifetrucker: I find it odd that people hate sheriff Joe that much. He does what he's paid to do. Make jail suck. Why make it nice & airconditioned, three hots & a cot, go work outside in AS heat 10-12 hrs. Bologna sandwich for dinner. Don't like it,don't come back. Stay the fark out of trouble. Maybe he is a little over the the top sometimes,but being in law enforcement sucks sometimes. If you think it's easy give it whirl yourself.

Yet another Farker who doesn't understand the difference between "jail" and "prison".


Yes lets make jail/prison nice & pleasant for the criminal that stole your car,or raped your wife,maybe murdered an elderly war hero.Let us all take pitty on him/her.Then pay taxes to support them in jail/prison so they can get out make more welfare children with another person too stupid to think for themselves. Don't cry about the time,you already did the crime.
 
2014-04-19 09:35:21 PM  

jacknifetrucker: Danger Avoid Death: jacknifetrucker: I find it odd that people hate sheriff Joe that much. He does what he's paid to do. Make jail suck. Why make it nice & airconditioned, three hots & a cot, go work outside in AS heat 10-12 hrs. Bologna sandwich for dinner. Don't like it,don't come back. Stay the fark out of trouble. Maybe he is a little over the the top sometimes,but being in law enforcement sucks sometimes. If you think it's easy give it whirl yourself.

Yet another Farker who doesn't understand the difference between "jail" and "prison".

Yes lets make jail/prison nice & pleasant for the criminal that stole your car,or raped your wife,maybe murdered an elderly war hero.Let us all take pitty on him/her.Then pay taxes to support them in jail/prison so they can get out make more welfare children with another person too stupid to think for themselves. Don't cry about the time,you already did the crime.


I'm sorry. I should have recognized you for the idiot troll you are the first time.
 
2014-04-19 09:39:59 PM  

jacknifetrucker: Yes lets make jail/prison nice & pleasant for the criminal that stole your car,or raped your wife,maybe murdered an elderly war hero.Let us all take pitty on him/her.Then pay taxes to support them in jail/prison so they can get out make more welfare children with another person too stupid to think for themselves. Don't cry about the time,you already did the crime.


What about that welfare immigrant who raped my elderly war car?  Where's my justice? What's my rhyme?
 
2014-04-19 09:44:39 PM  

Mithiwithi: UsikFark: Gyrfalcon: UsikFark: They should all be stabbed.

Can we arrange for all of them to kill each other?

In some kind of thunderdome?

The problem with Thunderdome, in this context, is that someone leaves.


Not necessaraly, I mean a fight with melee weapons like knives, hammers, etc generally means the winner has life threatening injuries too.

Lets give them both Ice picks, by the time the loser bleeds out enough to die or go unconcious the winner will probably be mortally wounded.
 
2014-04-19 09:50:08 PM  

UsikFark: farkette716: Freschel: The most depressing thing is, that Sheriff "Nickle Bag Joe" Arpaio is going to win the Sheriff position in 2016. Also in 2020, 2024, 2028...

Is this the guy who started pink handcuff? I had to wear them in county and I'm a chick

From his website:

Another program Arpaio is very well known for is the pink underwear he makes all inmates wear. Years ago, when the Sheriff learned that inmates were stealing jailhouse white boxers, Arpaio had all inmate underwear dyed pink for better inventory control. The same is true for the Sheriff's handcuffs. When they started disappearing, he ordered pink handcuffs as a replacement.


Hahahha no way
 
2014-04-19 09:52:55 PM  

knbwhite: farkette716: Is this the guy who started pink handcuff? I had to wear them in county and I'm a chick

How yoo doin?


Not too bad 💋💋💋
 
2014-04-19 10:30:16 PM  

jacknifetrucker: I find it odd that people hate sheriff Joe that much. He does what he's paid to do. Make jail suck. Why make it nice & airconditioned, three hots & a cot, go work outside in AS heat 10-12 hrs. Bologna sandwich for dinner. Don't like it,don't come back. Stay the fark out of trouble. Maybe he is a little over the the top sometimes,but being in law enforcement sucks sometimes. If you think it's easy give it whirl yourself.


Why's that? Shurf Joe has cost Maricopa Co. millions in mostly quite avoidable legal fees, judgements, and settlements. He also routinely makes a mess of his budget, and his department suffers from rather greater than average degrees of cronyism and incompetence. And you know what? Rather counterintuitively, harsher conditions of incarceration correlate with increased recidivism.
 
2014-04-19 10:33:58 PM  

jacknifetrucker: Danger Avoid Death: jacknifetrucker: I find it odd that people hate sheriff Joe that much. He does what he's paid to do. Make jail suck. Why make it nice & airconditioned, three hots & a cot, go work outside in AS heat 10-12 hrs. Bologna sandwich for dinner. Don't like it,don't come back. Stay the fark out of trouble. Maybe he is a little over the the top sometimes,but being in law enforcement sucks sometimes. If you think it's easy give it whirl yourself.

Yet another Farker who doesn't understand the difference between "jail" and "prison".

Yes lets make jail/prison nice & pleasant for the criminal that stole your car,or raped your wife,maybe murdered an elderly war hero.Let us all take pitty on him/her.Then pay taxes to support them in jail/prison so they can get out make more welfare children with another person too stupid to think for themselves. Don't cry about the time,you already did the crime.


Wow, congratulations on doubling down.

Jails are most often run by sheriffs and/or local governments and are designed to hold individuals awaiting trial or a serving short sentences (in Florida, inmates serving 364 days or less serve their time in jail).

Prisons are operated by state governments and the Federal Bureau of Prisons (BOP) and are designed to hold individuals convicted of crimes.


Note the all important 'awaiting trial' part.

I'm going to have to go with Danger Avoid Death and concur with his assessment above,
 
2014-04-19 11:10:20 PM  

thamike: catmander: Prey4reign: All three of them deserve each other

No!  The three of them deserve to die in slow, lingering, screaming agony of cancer.  Not kidding.  Not at all.

What's the difference?


If they kill each other, we can sell tickets to the Pay-Per-view.
 
2014-04-19 11:22:37 PM  

forgotmydamnusername: jacknifetrucker: I find it odd that people hate sheriff Joe that much. He does what he's paid to do. Make jail suck. Why make it nice & airconditioned, three hots & a cot, go work outside in AS heat 10-12 hrs. Bologna sandwich for dinner. Don't like it,don't come back. Stay the fark out of trouble. Maybe he is a little over the the top sometimes,but being in law enforcement sucks sometimes. If you think it's easy give it whirl yourself.

Why's that? Shurf Joe has cost Maricopa Co. millions in mostly quite avoidable legal fees, judgements, and settlements. He also routinely makes a mess of his budget, and his department suffers from rather greater than average degrees of cronyism and incompetence. And you know what? Rather counterintuitively, harsher conditions of incarceration correlate with increased recidivism.


Law and order type people do not give fark one about millions in costs, cronyism, incompetence, or even (counterintuitively) recidivism. They care about getting their rocks off knowing that if someone falls into the hands of John Law he is in a world of shiat.

Sure, they tell themselves they want safe communities. But the power to punish is its own reward, and it's a hell of a lot more fun.
 
2014-04-19 11:34:30 PM  

SevenizGud: and 100% of fark libtards would have backed that  story if it had ended karl rove instead of nancy grace


I'm pregnant
 
2014-04-19 11:35:19 PM  

Begoggle: SevenizGud: and 100% of fark libtards would have backed that  story if it had ended karl rove instead of nancy grace

I'm pregnant


OK well that's different.
How about 1/10 ?
 
2014-04-19 11:43:47 PM  

Begoggle: Begoggle: SevenizGud: and 100% of fark libtards would have backed that  story if it had ended karl rove instead of nancy grace

I'm pregnant

OK well that's different.
How about 1/10 ?


Um. You forgot to log into your alt there buddy.
 
2014-04-19 11:50:26 PM  

Punarbhava: Begoggle: Begoggle: SevenizGud: and 100% of fark libtards would have backed that  story if it had ended karl rove instead of nancy grace

I'm pregnant

OK well that's different.
How about 1/10 ?

Um. You forgot to log into your alt there buddy.


Explain how that even makes sense.
I typed zero out of ten which apparently gets Fark filtered to that phrase, dum-dum.
 
2014-04-19 11:52:45 PM  

Begoggle: Punarbhava: Begoggle: Begoggle: SevenizGud: and 100% of fark libtards would have backed that  story if it had ended karl rove instead of nancy grace

I'm pregnant

OK well that's different.
How about 1/10 ?

Um. You forgot to log into your alt there buddy.

Explain how that even makes sense.
I typed zero out of ten which apparently gets Fark filtered to that phrase, dum-dum.


But on the bright side, at least you're not pregnant.
 
2014-04-19 11:57:14 PM  

Begoggle: Punarbhava: Begoggle: Begoggle: SevenizGud: and 100% of fark libtards would have backed that  story if it had ended karl rove instead of nancy grace

I'm pregnant

OK well that's different.
How about 1/10 ?

Um. You forgot to log into your alt there buddy.

Explain how that even makes sense.
I typed zero out of ten which apparently gets Fark filtered to that phrase, dum-dum.


"zero out of ten" my ass.
 
2014-04-20 12:28:42 AM  

UsikFark: LazyMedia: Nancy Grace literally feeds off stories like that.

How so?


More prosaically, she earns a living by being a heavily watched TV host, and she gets viewers by sensationalizing those sorts of stories.
 
2014-04-20 12:32:43 AM  

jacknifetrucker: Danger Avoid Death: jacknifetrucker: I find it odd that people hate sheriff Joe that much. He does what he's paid to do. Make jail suck. Why make it nice & airconditioned, three hots & a cot, go work outside in AS heat 10-12 hrs. Bologna sandwich for dinner. Don't like it,don't come back. Stay the fark out of trouble. Maybe he is a little over the the top sometimes,but being in law enforcement sucks sometimes. If you think it's easy give it whirl yourself.

Yet another Farker who doesn't understand the difference between "jail" and "prison".

Yes lets make jail/prison nice & pleasant for the criminal that stole your car,or raped your wife,maybe murdered an elderly war hero.Let us all take pitty on him/her.Then pay taxes to support them in jail/prison so they can get out make more welfare children with another person too stupid to think for themselves. Don't cry about the time,you already did the crime.


Oh, so he was right,you actually don't know the difference between a jail and a prison.
 
2014-04-20 12:35:41 AM  
Sorry sweet cheeks, little late for the insanity defense.
 
2014-04-20 12:42:24 AM  
Joe Arapaio is a major league dirtbag.
 
2014-04-20 02:03:41 AM  
Aw man, this so unfair.

That poor fungal growth didn't do anything worth being infected with Jodi Arias.
 
2014-04-20 02:16:24 AM  
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2014-04-20 04:24:46 AM  

LazyMedia: thamike: LazyMedia: thamike: LazyMedia: Gah, the people who really care about Jody Arias are almost as tiresome as she is. We get it, the one in a bajillionth time a domestic murder is perpetuated by a woman, you get SOOO MADDDD. When's the last time there was a big media circus/hatefest circle jerk about a boyfriend who smashed his girlfriend into jelly?

Every time?

Try never. That crap happens pretty much every day, and the only time it's ever in the news is if the boyfriend was a celebrity (preferably a Kennedy).

Your world sounds weird.

Give me an example of a national news story involving a non-celebrity male murderer who killed his girlfriend. Something similar to the Arias case, involving a male perpetrator who was unknown prior to the murder, that got gavel-to-gavel coverage from the cable networks. I can't think of one, because it doesn't fit a sexy narrative. The killer psycho biatch, which is quite an unusual occurrence, has spawned an entire movie genre, just like the little white girl kidnapped by a stranger (another very rare occurrence). Nancy Grace literally feeds off stories like that.


Scott Peterson. And that cop guy who killed like two wives.
 
2014-04-20 04:43:30 AM  

TheBigJerk: Where are the Sheriff Joe defenders?

FloridaFarkTag: Surprised Arias didn't claim she was an Illegal Alien...all the Arpaio-Phobes then would be calling for her release

But, if that is true about releasing notes to a BF, to affect death penalty-phase, Grace and Arpaio will get a murder sentence thrown out on appeal

Oh, there we go.

It's interesting that it seems like nobody outside the "Real 'Murican" echo-chamber actually PROMOTES Sheriff Joe.  They dodge, they deflect, they try to change the subject but I haven't seen anyone try to actually say "his crimes are for the greater good" or even "he didn't do that," (at least not for very long).

This is why, whatever biatching about /b/ or aspersions on the value of internet arguments I think forums are a good thing.  Because just like UFO sightings going down as everyone starts carrying cameras, the lies and spin of these little cloistered echo chamber communities are getting harder to maintain.


Seems his constituents, who comprise one of the largest counties in America, disagree with you. And , a large number of them are Hispanic, too. Facts will trump your hysteria over Sherrif Joe
 
2014-04-20 04:59:09 AM  

jacknifetrucker: I find it odd that people hate sheriff Joe that much. He does what he's paid to do. Make jail suck. Why make it nice & airconditioned, three hots & a cot, go work outside in AS heat 10-12 hrs. Bologna sandwich for dinner. Don't like it,don't come back. Stay the fark out of trouble. Maybe he is a little over the the top sometimes,but being in law enforcement sucks sometimes. If you think it's easy give it whirl yourself.


Yes...jail is supposed to suck....cannot believe all the bleeding hearts and White Guilt folks who think jail is supposed to be a My Little Pony episode

And, most of the jail inmates will get their jail time included w their sentence after conviction as time already served....so their jail time will also be their prison time
 
2014-04-20 05:39:48 AM  

jacknifetrucker: Danger Avoid Death: jacknifetrucker: I find it odd that people hate sheriff Joe that much. He does what he's paid to do. Make jail suck. Why make it nice & airconditioned, three hots & a cot, go work outside in AS heat 10-12 hrs. Bologna sandwich for dinner. Don't like it,don't come back. Stay the fark out of trouble. Maybe he is a little over the the top sometimes,but being in law enforcement sucks sometimes. If you think it's easy give it whirl yourself.

Yet another Farker who doesn't understand the difference between "jail" and "prison".

Yes lets make jail/prison nice & pleasant for the criminal that stole your car,or raped your wife,maybe murdered an elderly war hero.Let us all take pitty on him/her.Then pay taxes to support them in jail/prison so they can get out make more welfare children with another person too stupid to think for themselves. Don't cry about the time,you already did the crime.


Jail is for people awaiting trial who haven't been convicted of crimes and are too poor to afford bail. Literally poor, innocent people.
 
2014-04-20 06:23:10 AM  
In Michigan, a convicted cop-killer managed to commit suicide, even though he was supposedly on suicide watch.  Actually, he didn't commit suicide so much as attempted it by hanging himself with a bed sheet and the guards found him before he was dead but after oxygen deprivation had rendered him brain dead.  So he managed to be an organ donor.

Perhaps a couple of guards could leave clippings of the article laying about for Ms. Arias to find.  Maybe she could take a hint.
 
2014-04-20 09:58:37 AM  

Vorral: nucrash: This really isn't fair.  Jody is only directly responsible for the death of one person while Nancy had two(At last count) of her interviewees kill themselves.  That is to say the amount of irreparable harm a generation experienced because they opted to watch her performance on Dancing with the Stars probably melted a few brains as well.  Then we have Joe Arpaio who is an old racist who should be of a bygone era that keeps coming back.  Who knows who died under his watch.

So all in all, I would say of the three people Jody Arias is probably the least deserving of being behind bars.  Then again, I did crazy chicks who aren't trying to kill me or burn my home down.  I was honestly interested until I found out she had implants.  Now the prison system can keep her insecure ass.

It's the breast implants that turned you off. Not the stalking and killing and crazy. The breast implants.


To be honest, I'm kinda in that particular boat...
 
2014-04-20 10:02:49 AM  

jacknifetrucker: I find it odd that people hate sheriff Joe that much. He does what he's paid to do. Make jail suck. Why make it nice & airconditioned, three hots & a cot, go work outside in AS heat 10-12 hrs. Bologna sandwich for dinner. Don't like it,don't come back. Stay the fark out of trouble. Maybe he is a little over the the top sometimes,but being in law enforcement sucks sometimes. If you think it's easy give it whirl yourself.


Notsureifserious.jpg.

I'd find Joe less obnoxious if he ran a prison, not a jail.  Typical jail inmates haven't been convicted of anything yet, so, by definition, they're innocent...and should be housed in relatively humane conditions, not broiled in the desert.

Unless you'd like to give up on that whole innocent-til-proven-guilty thing we have going, in which case Sheriff Joe will be the least of our problems...
 
2014-04-20 12:06:22 PM  
I say make the three of them rape each other till they all die of the hep.
 
2014-04-20 01:13:03 PM  
I'm not sure who this jodi arias was, but it must have been bad

http://www.chronicle.su/news/jodi-arias-dead-from-apparent-suicide
 
2014-04-20 06:50:56 PM  

letrole: I'm not sure who this jodi arias was, but it must have been bad

http://www.chronicle.su/news/jodi-arias-dead-from-apparent-suicide


Dafuq did I just read?
 
2014-04-20 08:47:47 PM  

Mad_Flyer: I find Jodie Arias hot...
Wouldn't mind being killed by her knife...


Have you seen those evidence photos of her junk? Looks like stabbing 29 times would have improved her lady parts considerably in the way of appearance.
 
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