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(TMZ)   Convicted murderer Jodi Arias claims to have gotten Hep C in jail because she was infected with the disease when getting a TB shot, all on the orders of Sheriff Joe Arapaio, who himself was following the orders of criminal mastermind Nancy Grace   (tmz.com) divider line 131
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2014-04-19 09:39:59 PM  

jacknifetrucker: Yes lets make jail/prison nice & pleasant for the criminal that stole your car,or raped your wife,maybe murdered an elderly war hero.Let us all take pitty on him/her.Then pay taxes to support them in jail/prison so they can get out make more welfare children with another person too stupid to think for themselves. Don't cry about the time,you already did the crime.


What about that welfare immigrant who raped my elderly war car?  Where's my justice? What's my rhyme?
 
2014-04-19 09:44:39 PM  

Mithiwithi: UsikFark: Gyrfalcon: UsikFark: They should all be stabbed.

Can we arrange for all of them to kill each other?

In some kind of thunderdome?

The problem with Thunderdome, in this context, is that someone leaves.


Not necessaraly, I mean a fight with melee weapons like knives, hammers, etc generally means the winner has life threatening injuries too.

Lets give them both Ice picks, by the time the loser bleeds out enough to die or go unconcious the winner will probably be mortally wounded.
 
2014-04-19 09:50:08 PM  

UsikFark: farkette716: Freschel: The most depressing thing is, that Sheriff "Nickle Bag Joe" Arpaio is going to win the Sheriff position in 2016. Also in 2020, 2024, 2028...

Is this the guy who started pink handcuff? I had to wear them in county and I'm a chick

From his website:

Another program Arpaio is very well known for is the pink underwear he makes all inmates wear. Years ago, when the Sheriff learned that inmates were stealing jailhouse white boxers, Arpaio had all inmate underwear dyed pink for better inventory control. The same is true for the Sheriff's handcuffs. When they started disappearing, he ordered pink handcuffs as a replacement.


Hahahha no way
 
2014-04-19 09:52:55 PM  

knbwhite: farkette716: Is this the guy who started pink handcuff? I had to wear them in county and I'm a chick

How yoo doin?


Not too bad 💋💋💋
 
2014-04-19 10:30:16 PM  

jacknifetrucker: I find it odd that people hate sheriff Joe that much. He does what he's paid to do. Make jail suck. Why make it nice & airconditioned, three hots & a cot, go work outside in AS heat 10-12 hrs. Bologna sandwich for dinner. Don't like it,don't come back. Stay the fark out of trouble. Maybe he is a little over the the top sometimes,but being in law enforcement sucks sometimes. If you think it's easy give it whirl yourself.


Why's that? Shurf Joe has cost Maricopa Co. millions in mostly quite avoidable legal fees, judgements, and settlements. He also routinely makes a mess of his budget, and his department suffers from rather greater than average degrees of cronyism and incompetence. And you know what? Rather counterintuitively, harsher conditions of incarceration correlate with increased recidivism.
 
2014-04-19 10:33:58 PM  

jacknifetrucker: Danger Avoid Death: jacknifetrucker: I find it odd that people hate sheriff Joe that much. He does what he's paid to do. Make jail suck. Why make it nice & airconditioned, three hots & a cot, go work outside in AS heat 10-12 hrs. Bologna sandwich for dinner. Don't like it,don't come back. Stay the fark out of trouble. Maybe he is a little over the the top sometimes,but being in law enforcement sucks sometimes. If you think it's easy give it whirl yourself.

Yet another Farker who doesn't understand the difference between "jail" and "prison".

Yes lets make jail/prison nice & pleasant for the criminal that stole your car,or raped your wife,maybe murdered an elderly war hero.Let us all take pitty on him/her.Then pay taxes to support them in jail/prison so they can get out make more welfare children with another person too stupid to think for themselves. Don't cry about the time,you already did the crime.


Wow, congratulations on doubling down.

Jails are most often run by sheriffs and/or local governments and are designed to hold individuals awaiting trial or a serving short sentences (in Florida, inmates serving 364 days or less serve their time in jail).

Prisons are operated by state governments and the Federal Bureau of Prisons (BOP) and are designed to hold individuals convicted of crimes.


Note the all important 'awaiting trial' part.

I'm going to have to go with Danger Avoid Death and concur with his assessment above,
 
2014-04-19 11:10:20 PM  

thamike: catmander: Prey4reign: All three of them deserve each other

No!  The three of them deserve to die in slow, lingering, screaming agony of cancer.  Not kidding.  Not at all.

What's the difference?


If they kill each other, we can sell tickets to the Pay-Per-view.
 
2014-04-19 11:22:37 PM  

forgotmydamnusername: jacknifetrucker: I find it odd that people hate sheriff Joe that much. He does what he's paid to do. Make jail suck. Why make it nice & airconditioned, three hots & a cot, go work outside in AS heat 10-12 hrs. Bologna sandwich for dinner. Don't like it,don't come back. Stay the fark out of trouble. Maybe he is a little over the the top sometimes,but being in law enforcement sucks sometimes. If you think it's easy give it whirl yourself.

Why's that? Shurf Joe has cost Maricopa Co. millions in mostly quite avoidable legal fees, judgements, and settlements. He also routinely makes a mess of his budget, and his department suffers from rather greater than average degrees of cronyism and incompetence. And you know what? Rather counterintuitively, harsher conditions of incarceration correlate with increased recidivism.


Law and order type people do not give fark one about millions in costs, cronyism, incompetence, or even (counterintuitively) recidivism. They care about getting their rocks off knowing that if someone falls into the hands of John Law he is in a world of shiat.

Sure, they tell themselves they want safe communities. But the power to punish is its own reward, and it's a hell of a lot more fun.
 
2014-04-19 11:34:30 PM  

SevenizGud: and 100% of fark libtards would have backed that  story if it had ended karl rove instead of nancy grace


I'm pregnant
 
2014-04-19 11:35:19 PM  

Begoggle: SevenizGud: and 100% of fark libtards would have backed that  story if it had ended karl rove instead of nancy grace

I'm pregnant


OK well that's different.
How about 1/10 ?
 
2014-04-19 11:43:47 PM  

Begoggle: Begoggle: SevenizGud: and 100% of fark libtards would have backed that  story if it had ended karl rove instead of nancy grace

I'm pregnant

OK well that's different.
How about 1/10 ?


Um. You forgot to log into your alt there buddy.
 
2014-04-19 11:50:26 PM  

Punarbhava: Begoggle: Begoggle: SevenizGud: and 100% of fark libtards would have backed that  story if it had ended karl rove instead of nancy grace

I'm pregnant

OK well that's different.
How about 1/10 ?

Um. You forgot to log into your alt there buddy.


Explain how that even makes sense.
I typed zero out of ten which apparently gets Fark filtered to that phrase, dum-dum.
 
2014-04-19 11:52:45 PM  

Begoggle: Punarbhava: Begoggle: Begoggle: SevenizGud: and 100% of fark libtards would have backed that  story if it had ended karl rove instead of nancy grace

I'm pregnant

OK well that's different.
How about 1/10 ?

Um. You forgot to log into your alt there buddy.

Explain how that even makes sense.
I typed zero out of ten which apparently gets Fark filtered to that phrase, dum-dum.


But on the bright side, at least you're not pregnant.
 
2014-04-19 11:57:14 PM  

Begoggle: Punarbhava: Begoggle: Begoggle: SevenizGud: and 100% of fark libtards would have backed that  story if it had ended karl rove instead of nancy grace

I'm pregnant

OK well that's different.
How about 1/10 ?

Um. You forgot to log into your alt there buddy.

Explain how that even makes sense.
I typed zero out of ten which apparently gets Fark filtered to that phrase, dum-dum.


"zero out of ten" my ass.
 
2014-04-20 12:28:42 AM  

UsikFark: LazyMedia: Nancy Grace literally feeds off stories like that.

How so?


More prosaically, she earns a living by being a heavily watched TV host, and she gets viewers by sensationalizing those sorts of stories.
 
2014-04-20 12:32:43 AM  

jacknifetrucker: Danger Avoid Death: jacknifetrucker: I find it odd that people hate sheriff Joe that much. He does what he's paid to do. Make jail suck. Why make it nice & airconditioned, three hots & a cot, go work outside in AS heat 10-12 hrs. Bologna sandwich for dinner. Don't like it,don't come back. Stay the fark out of trouble. Maybe he is a little over the the top sometimes,but being in law enforcement sucks sometimes. If you think it's easy give it whirl yourself.

Yet another Farker who doesn't understand the difference between "jail" and "prison".

Yes lets make jail/prison nice & pleasant for the criminal that stole your car,or raped your wife,maybe murdered an elderly war hero.Let us all take pitty on him/her.Then pay taxes to support them in jail/prison so they can get out make more welfare children with another person too stupid to think for themselves. Don't cry about the time,you already did the crime.


Oh, so he was right,you actually don't know the difference between a jail and a prison.
 
2014-04-20 12:35:41 AM  
Sorry sweet cheeks, little late for the insanity defense.
 
2014-04-20 12:42:24 AM  
Joe Arapaio is a major league dirtbag.
 
2014-04-20 02:03:41 AM  
Aw man, this so unfair.

That poor fungal growth didn't do anything worth being infected with Jodi Arias.
 
2014-04-20 02:16:24 AM  
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2014-04-20 04:24:46 AM  

LazyMedia: thamike: LazyMedia: thamike: LazyMedia: Gah, the people who really care about Jody Arias are almost as tiresome as she is. We get it, the one in a bajillionth time a domestic murder is perpetuated by a woman, you get SOOO MADDDD. When's the last time there was a big media circus/hatefest circle jerk about a boyfriend who smashed his girlfriend into jelly?

Every time?

Try never. That crap happens pretty much every day, and the only time it's ever in the news is if the boyfriend was a celebrity (preferably a Kennedy).

Your world sounds weird.

Give me an example of a national news story involving a non-celebrity male murderer who killed his girlfriend. Something similar to the Arias case, involving a male perpetrator who was unknown prior to the murder, that got gavel-to-gavel coverage from the cable networks. I can't think of one, because it doesn't fit a sexy narrative. The killer psycho biatch, which is quite an unusual occurrence, has spawned an entire movie genre, just like the little white girl kidnapped by a stranger (another very rare occurrence). Nancy Grace literally feeds off stories like that.


Scott Peterson. And that cop guy who killed like two wives.
 
2014-04-20 04:43:30 AM  

TheBigJerk: Where are the Sheriff Joe defenders?

FloridaFarkTag: Surprised Arias didn't claim she was an Illegal Alien...all the Arpaio-Phobes then would be calling for her release

But, if that is true about releasing notes to a BF, to affect death penalty-phase, Grace and Arpaio will get a murder sentence thrown out on appeal

Oh, there we go.

It's interesting that it seems like nobody outside the "Real 'Murican" echo-chamber actually PROMOTES Sheriff Joe.  They dodge, they deflect, they try to change the subject but I haven't seen anyone try to actually say "his crimes are for the greater good" or even "he didn't do that," (at least not for very long).

This is why, whatever biatching about /b/ or aspersions on the value of internet arguments I think forums are a good thing.  Because just like UFO sightings going down as everyone starts carrying cameras, the lies and spin of these little cloistered echo chamber communities are getting harder to maintain.


Seems his constituents, who comprise one of the largest counties in America, disagree with you. And , a large number of them are Hispanic, too. Facts will trump your hysteria over Sherrif Joe
 
2014-04-20 04:59:09 AM  

jacknifetrucker: I find it odd that people hate sheriff Joe that much. He does what he's paid to do. Make jail suck. Why make it nice & airconditioned, three hots & a cot, go work outside in AS heat 10-12 hrs. Bologna sandwich for dinner. Don't like it,don't come back. Stay the fark out of trouble. Maybe he is a little over the the top sometimes,but being in law enforcement sucks sometimes. If you think it's easy give it whirl yourself.


Yes...jail is supposed to suck....cannot believe all the bleeding hearts and White Guilt folks who think jail is supposed to be a My Little Pony episode

And, most of the jail inmates will get their jail time included w their sentence after conviction as time already served....so their jail time will also be their prison time
 
2014-04-20 05:39:48 AM  

jacknifetrucker: Danger Avoid Death: jacknifetrucker: I find it odd that people hate sheriff Joe that much. He does what he's paid to do. Make jail suck. Why make it nice & airconditioned, three hots & a cot, go work outside in AS heat 10-12 hrs. Bologna sandwich for dinner. Don't like it,don't come back. Stay the fark out of trouble. Maybe he is a little over the the top sometimes,but being in law enforcement sucks sometimes. If you think it's easy give it whirl yourself.

Yet another Farker who doesn't understand the difference between "jail" and "prison".

Yes lets make jail/prison nice & pleasant for the criminal that stole your car,or raped your wife,maybe murdered an elderly war hero.Let us all take pitty on him/her.Then pay taxes to support them in jail/prison so they can get out make more welfare children with another person too stupid to think for themselves. Don't cry about the time,you already did the crime.


Jail is for people awaiting trial who haven't been convicted of crimes and are too poor to afford bail. Literally poor, innocent people.
 
2014-04-20 06:23:10 AM  
In Michigan, a convicted cop-killer managed to commit suicide, even though he was supposedly on suicide watch.  Actually, he didn't commit suicide so much as attempted it by hanging himself with a bed sheet and the guards found him before he was dead but after oxygen deprivation had rendered him brain dead.  So he managed to be an organ donor.

Perhaps a couple of guards could leave clippings of the article laying about for Ms. Arias to find.  Maybe she could take a hint.
 
2014-04-20 09:58:37 AM  

Vorral: nucrash: This really isn't fair.  Jody is only directly responsible for the death of one person while Nancy had two(At last count) of her interviewees kill themselves.  That is to say the amount of irreparable harm a generation experienced because they opted to watch her performance on Dancing with the Stars probably melted a few brains as well.  Then we have Joe Arpaio who is an old racist who should be of a bygone era that keeps coming back.  Who knows who died under his watch.

So all in all, I would say of the three people Jody Arias is probably the least deserving of being behind bars.  Then again, I did crazy chicks who aren't trying to kill me or burn my home down.  I was honestly interested until I found out she had implants.  Now the prison system can keep her insecure ass.

It's the breast implants that turned you off. Not the stalking and killing and crazy. The breast implants.


To be honest, I'm kinda in that particular boat...
 
2014-04-20 10:02:49 AM  

jacknifetrucker: I find it odd that people hate sheriff Joe that much. He does what he's paid to do. Make jail suck. Why make it nice & airconditioned, three hots & a cot, go work outside in AS heat 10-12 hrs. Bologna sandwich for dinner. Don't like it,don't come back. Stay the fark out of trouble. Maybe he is a little over the the top sometimes,but being in law enforcement sucks sometimes. If you think it's easy give it whirl yourself.


Notsureifserious.jpg.

I'd find Joe less obnoxious if he ran a prison, not a jail.  Typical jail inmates haven't been convicted of anything yet, so, by definition, they're innocent...and should be housed in relatively humane conditions, not broiled in the desert.

Unless you'd like to give up on that whole innocent-til-proven-guilty thing we have going, in which case Sheriff Joe will be the least of our problems...
 
2014-04-20 12:06:22 PM  
I say make the three of them rape each other till they all die of the hep.
 
2014-04-20 01:13:03 PM  
I'm not sure who this jodi arias was, but it must have been bad

http://www.chronicle.su/news/jodi-arias-dead-from-apparent-suicide
 
2014-04-20 06:50:56 PM  

letrole: I'm not sure who this jodi arias was, but it must have been bad

http://www.chronicle.su/news/jodi-arias-dead-from-apparent-suicide


Dafuq did I just read?
 
2014-04-20 08:47:47 PM  

Mad_Flyer: I find Jodie Arias hot...
Wouldn't mind being killed by her knife...


Have you seen those evidence photos of her junk? Looks like stabbing 29 times would have improved her lady parts considerably in the way of appearance.
 
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