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(Guardian)   "Family flees lions as car catches fire." You just can't make this stuff up   ( ) divider line 16
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7013 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Apr 2014 at 4:52 PM (1 year ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-19 05:01:50 PM  
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2014-04-19 04:59:46 PM  
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2014-04-19 04:55:12 PM  
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The smite key was sticking a bit that day?
2014-04-19 04:55:16 PM  
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2014-04-19 04:55:12 PM  
4 votes:
Jesus Christ it's a fire
2014-04-19 05:24:28 PM  
3 votes:

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FTFY, now 100% more limey:
2014-04-19 08:39:37 PM  
2 votes:
2014-04-19 05:54:36 PM  
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2014-04-19 05:38:19 PM  
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2014-04-19 05:28:22 PM  
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2014-04-19 06:33:46 PM  
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2014-04-19 06:07:10 PM  
1 vote:
I grew up in South Louisiana and have split my life between the US and Colombia.

I have been down the Amazon, gone through the jungle  and  swamp on foot.

I am not going to entrust  the lives of my loved ones against lions, bears, crocs, alligators, anacondas, unless I am driving a sherman tank and I am wearing a metal shark suit and have a couple of side arms loaded with glaser slugs.

I will be at the bar watching you get eaten on CNN.
2014-04-19 06:06:49 PM  
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2014-04-19 05:23:15 PM  
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2014-04-19 05:16:27 PM  
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One minute it's all "heh, look at the stoopid wild animals there."  Then, the next minute it's all "AUGGGGHHHHH!  My farking car's on fire and there's a brazilian lions out there looking to turn the family into lunch."  The thing to remember if you're running away from a lion is, you don't have to be faster than the lion, you just have to be faster than the other person.
2014-04-19 05:07:41 PM  
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