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(Daily Dot)   Chinese government executes mass arrests of A) pro democracy protesters, B) worker's rights activists, or C) yaoi fangirls   (dailydot.com) divider line 64
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2014-04-19 12:33:10 PM  
So in a country where in some regions men out number women  9 to 1 they're determined to make it known that two dongs don't make it right.
 
2014-04-19 01:08:05 PM  
8080801
 
2014-04-19 01:24:08 PM  

King Something: 8080801


If you can read that you are normal.
 
2014-04-19 01:27:37 PM  

Ghastly: King Something: 8080801

If you can read that you are normal.


You got it backwards -- if you DON'T know what that is, then you are a normal person.


/you sound like you know what that is
//said the pot to the kettle
 
2014-04-19 01:49:13 PM  

King Something: Ghastly: King Something: 8080801

If you can read that you are normal.

You got it backwards -- if you DON'T know what that is, then you are a normal person.


/you sound like you know what that is
//said the pot to the kettle


Sleep deprivation typo.
 
2014-04-19 03:33:38 PM  
forums.na.leagueoflegends.com
 
2014-04-19 03:34:48 PM  

Ghastly: So in a country where in some regions men out number women  9 to 1 they're determined to make it known that two dongs don't make it right.


Uh...so how does 1.18:1 = 9:1?  Source?
 
2014-04-19 03:34:58 PM  
*angrily flips table* This injustice will not stand!
 
2014-04-19 03:37:40 PM  
Kirk/Spock issue joint denouncement of Chinese government.
 
2014-04-19 03:38:34 PM  
Well, China, never really thought you would do something I agreed with. Well played, China, well played.
 
2014-04-19 03:40:13 PM  

Ghastly: So in a country where in some regions men out number women  9 to 1 they're determined to make it known that two dongs don't make it right.


Wang are you gonna stop posting puns?.
 
2014-04-19 03:40:25 PM  
Yeah. How is this surprising?

Oppressive regime acts oppressive. News at 11!

It's not even near the short list of human rights violations.
 
2014-04-19 03:40:30 PM  
"It's apparently been tasked with deleting any kind of pornographic online content."

Yeah. Good luck trying to wipe all porn off the entire Internet there, buds. Never gonna happen.
 
2014-04-19 03:41:16 PM  
It's my right as an American to enjoy Sherlock/Mycroft fanfiction. Why can't our Chinese neighbors understand the purity of man love?
 
2014-04-19 03:42:31 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
good
 
2014-04-19 03:49:16 PM  
FTA: 'fanfiction in general is rarely more shocking than your average romance novel.'

www.quickmeme.com


What tame-arse, munchkinland part of the Internet dose the author live in?
 
2014-04-19 03:52:41 PM  

ramblinwreck: Ghastly: So in a country where in some regions men out number women  9 to 1 they're determined to make it known that two dongs don't make it right.

Uh...so how does 1.18:1 = 9:1?  Source?


That's the national average but it's not uniform all over the country. In the rural areas where killing a baby girl is much easier to get away with the ratio of men to women is much higher. If you look through the farkives you will find an article that mentions the ratio being as high as 9 to 1 in some areas and resulting on unofficial polyandry marriages.
 
2014-04-19 03:54:10 PM  

CygnusDarius: Ghastly: So in a country where in some regions men out number women  9 to 1 they're determined to make it known that two dongs don't make it right.

Wang are you gonna stop posting puns?.


Was that Wong of me?
 
2014-04-19 03:54:50 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

They're rounding up fangirls of Yao Ming? Why?
 
2014-04-19 03:55:47 PM  
I bet the authorities really love yaoi depicting anthropomorphised versions of China itself.

quizilla.teennick.com

(China gonna get boned by Russia)
 
2014-04-19 03:57:48 PM  
Something*Positive did a series of strips about what yaoi fangirl catgirls are capable of doing.

[The two guys are part of a panel at a con for a comic that they write]
 
2014-04-19 04:03:06 PM  
i2.kym-cdn.com
/not really
 
2014-04-19 04:04:40 PM  

TV's Vinnie: "It's apparently been tasked with deleting any kind of pornographic online content."

Yeah. Good luck trying to wipe all porn off the entire Internet there, buds. Never gonna happen.


Britain did it.

/just sayin
 
2014-04-19 04:05:52 PM  

uttertosh: TV's Vinnie: "It's apparently been tasked with deleting any kind of pornographic online content."

Yeah. Good luck trying to wipe all porn off the entire Internet there, buds. Never gonna happen.

Britain did it.

/just sayin


Off the ENTIRE Internet?

Britain is full of limp-dicks and wussies anyway.
 
2014-04-19 04:19:37 PM  
// .. I'm in trouble now .. //
 
2014-04-19 04:27:08 PM  

TV's Vinnie: uttertosh: TV's Vinnie: "It's apparently been tasked with deleting any kind of pornographic online content."

Yeah. Good luck trying to wipe all porn off the entire Internet there, buds. Never gonna happen.

Britain did it.

/just sayin

Off the ENTIRE Internet?

Britain is full of limp-dicks and wussies anyway.


Yep. It was done to 'protect the children' You can regain access to all seditious materials by confirming your age, which is done by registering your credit card with your ISP, who take a token amount (£2, I think), and give you full access again.

So, yeah, effectively they wiped the all the porn off the entire internets. It's still there, but there's a rather socky, stern looking matriarchal type, holding a marble rolling pin, guarding the door, who'll let you in for your lunch money, then tell your accountant that you're a pervert.
 
2014-04-19 04:37:57 PM  
If it's bad, I have no complaints. They're by no means setting a precedent.
 
2014-04-19 05:07:59 PM  
I've got to play devil's advocate here; yoai fangirls are weird, though at the same time, most shippers are.
 
2014-04-19 05:30:14 PM  
Ghastly ....   I hope my little girls grow up to be just like you.   Sadly I'm more like Dave Thomas in 1980.


/going back to stuffing mice into beer bottles and moths into jars.


//Eh?
 
2014-04-19 05:31:04 PM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: FTA: 'fanfiction in general is rarely more shocking than your average romance novel.'



What tame-arse, munchkinland part of the Internet dose the author live in?


Then you/your wife(?) are reading the wrong romance novels, the Gleewoman reads things that makes the stuff on xHamster/redtube look tame.

*no not 50 Shades, she does have some standards
 
2014-04-19 05:37:23 PM  
I'm only into yaoi for the ridiculously disproportionate bodily anatomy.
37.media.tumblr.com
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-19 05:43:49 PM  

zarker: I'm only into yaoi for the ridiculously disproportionate bodily anatomy.
[37.media.tumblr.com image 250x375]
[24.media.tumblr.com image 300x371]


scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net
Yaoi hands
fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net
versus Shoujo Legs.
 
2014-04-19 05:45:26 PM  
Also YAOI necks are apparently a thing too.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-19 05:50:44 PM  

Ghastly: Also YAOI necks are apparently a thing too.


37.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-19 05:51:34 PM  
If you're going to shut down everything stupid on the internet you should start with tumbler.
 
2014-04-19 05:53:25 PM  
And I thought CLAMP has some anatomy issues...
 
2014-04-19 05:57:34 PM  
Good. People into yaoi/slash are right up there with people that carry around "love pillows" in public and furries. They always have an unfortunate habit of picking inappropriate lubricants, like gun oil, blood, and sweat.
 
2014-04-19 06:01:14 PM  
Hi P.
 
2014-04-19 06:01:53 PM  

jaybeezey: If you're going to shut down everything stupid on the internet you should start with tumbler.


CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!
 
2014-04-19 06:06:38 PM  

Ghastly: jaybeezey: If you're going to shut down everything stupid on the internet you should start with tumbler.

CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!


You wouldn't believe the anti "social justice warrior" side. I'm sad it has to exist
But where would we get our farked up anatomy fixes without it?
/so what if I have a tumblr
//it's funny gifs and text posts
 
2014-04-19 06:17:26 PM  

zarker: Ghastly: jaybeezey: If you're going to shut down everything stupid on the internet you should start with tumbler.

CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!

You wouldn't believe the anti "social justice warrior" side. I'm sad it has to exist
But where would we get our farked up anatomy fixes without it?
/so what if I have a tumblr
//it's funny gifs and text posts


http://ghastly-h-crackers.tumblr.com/
 
2014-04-19 06:30:09 PM  
Women into guy on guy sex?

Unusual.
 
2014-04-19 06:40:21 PM  

King Something: Ghastly: King Something: 8080801

If you can read that you are normal.

You got it backwards -- if you DON'T know what that is, then you are a normal person.


/you sound like you know what that is
//said the pot to the kettle


If you can't read that, you're normal

/another useless information I learned today
//thanks, Google
 
2014-04-19 06:47:04 PM  

Smackledorfer: Women into guy on guy sex?

Unusual.


Not as much as you think.

My boyfriend and I once had sex while a female friend of ours watched with much interest and gratitude. Plenty o' gals find guy on guy action just as hot as plenty of guys find girl on girl action.
 
2014-04-19 07:14:29 PM  
But the Yuri anime is still OK, right?
 
2014-04-19 08:28:11 PM  

CtrlAltDestroy: Something*Positive did a series of strips about what yaoi fangirl catgirls are capable of doing.

[The two guys are part of a panel at a con for a comic that they write]


The sequential art department and the illustration department are now sharing a building at my college and every time someone brings it up around the illustration chair he just can't get over the cat hats that a lot of the students wear in the sequential department.

/CSB
 
2014-04-19 08:45:34 PM  

uttertosh: TV's Vinnie: uttertosh: TV's Vinnie: "It's apparently been tasked with deleting any kind of pornographic online content."

Yeah. Good luck trying to wipe all porn off the entire Internet there, buds. Never gonna happen.

Britain did it.

/just sayin

Off the ENTIRE Internet?

Britain is full of limp-dicks and wussies anyway.

Yep. It was done to 'protect the children' You can regain access to all seditious materials by confirming your age, which is done by registering your credit card with your ISP, who take a token amount (£2, I think), and give you full access again.

So, yeah, effectively they wiped the all the porn off the entire internets. It's still there, but there's a rather socky, stern looking matriarchal type, holding a marble rolling pin, guarding the door, who'll let you in for your lunch money, then tell your accountant that you're a pervert.


Notsureifserious.jpeg
 
2014-04-19 09:05:30 PM  

Gleeman: And I thought CLAMP has some anatomy issues...


Good God.  That's the worst proportions I have ever seen anywhere, and I used to read old ComicGenesis-hosted webcomics.
 
2014-04-19 09:13:18 PM  

weapon13: uttertosh: TV's Vinnie: uttertosh: TV's Vinnie: "It's apparently been tasked with deleting any kind of pornographic online content."

Yeah. Good luck trying to wipe all porn off the entire Internet there, buds. Never gonna happen.

Britain did it.

/just sayin

Off the ENTIRE Internet?

Britain is full of limp-dicks and wussies anyway.

Yep. It was done to 'protect the children' You can regain access to all seditious materials by confirming your age, which is done by registering your credit card with your ISP, who take a token amount (£2, I think), and give you full access again.

So, yeah, effectively they wiped the all the porn off the entire internets. It's still there, but there's a rather socky, stern looking matriarchal type, holding a marble rolling pin, guarding the door, who'll let you in for your lunch money, then tell your accountant that you're a pervert.

Notsureifserious.jpeg


Ok, Londoner, enlighten me - how did you get the porn back on in your house?
 
2014-04-19 10:17:55 PM  
Still no word on the crackdown on Politician horror fics involving innocent tentacle monsters screaming as bills and laws wielded by menacing (name your evil political party here) politicians attack them without mercy
 
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