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2014-04-19 03:00:47 PM
 
2014-04-19 03:22:22 PM
John Prine, Illegal Smile

Black Sabbath, Sweet Leaf

Asylum Street Spankers, Gettin' High

Rick James, Mary Jane

Aerosmith -- Reefer-Headed Woman...
 
2014-04-19 03:22:28 PM
People who make a big deal out of smoking weed (both for and against it) annoy me.
 
2014-04-19 03:22:34 PM
That list couldn't be more arbitrary unless it was made from throwing darts blindly in a music store.
 
2014-04-19 03:24:01 PM

H31N0US: People who make a big deal out of smoking weed (both for and against it) annoy me.


I'm the same way but with religion instead of weed.
 
2014-04-19 03:24:08 PM
That may be the single worst list that I've ever seen on the internet. Awful, even for HuffPo.
 
2014-04-19 03:25:05 PM

H31N0US: People who make a big deal out of smoking weed (both for and against it) annoy me.


Amen. But I'll add I feel the same about alcohol.
 
2014-04-19 03:25:34 PM
The Jam -- Stoned Out of My Mind

Snoop -- My Medicine

Thievery Corporation -- Lebanese Blonde

Supersuckers -- Tasty Greens
 
2014-04-19 03:27:54 PM
 
2014-04-19 03:28:28 PM
Dope Smokin' Moron - the Replacements
 
2014-04-19 03:29:15 PM
List appears to be missing some Primus, Ween, and Tool. Also didn't see any Tom Petty or Willie Nelson.
 
2014-04-19 03:30:42 PM
Ummm....I didn't know a lot of these musicians, and the ones I did know I wouldn't have chosen those songs for a "smoke session" (except for Cypress Hill).
 
2014-04-19 03:32:03 PM

JohnBigBootay: H31N0US: People who make a big deal out of smoking weed (both for and against it) annoy me.

Amen. But I'll add I feel the same about alcohol.


Agreed. There are not a whole lot of drugs I won't use, but making any of them the locus of your chosen subculture just seems corny.
 
2014-04-19 03:32:53 PM
Skinny Puppy.
 
2014-04-19 03:33:15 PM
List fails without Cab Calloway's Reefer Man.
 
2014-04-19 03:33:18 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-04-19 03:33:31 PM
 
2014-04-19 03:34:26 PM
Man, I've only ever heard of (not listened to, just heard of) 9 of those bands.

/old
//Peter Tosh!
///Black Uhuru!
 
2014-04-19 03:35:21 PM
wild wood weed

ballad of the uneasy rider

panama red
 
2014-04-19 03:37:38 PM
I knew it was huffington post because it was the first two words of the headline
 
2014-04-19 03:37:54 PM

H31N0US: People who make a big deal out of smoking weed (both for and against it) annoy me.


Agreed, here is a sample of what you are taking about.

"Let me give you a little background on this oat we are about to partake in.  It is combo of Zimbabwin dank, Purple Kush, with just a hit of Colombian Lemon.  See how it sticks together like that, that is how you can tell it was harvested by a one armed Asian hermaphrodite in Vancouver under the light of full moon during the winter equinox.  It was then cured in the sarcophagus of one of King Tuts wives, which is why it has a hint of frankincense."  Which is probably what his dealer told him to justify the 300$ for 1/8.

Then to add insult to injury.

"A friend of mine bought this pipe while traveling through the Amazon basin.  It was fashioned by a local tribe who has no contact with the outside world.  The pipes are made of river clay then stained with the menses of the local virgins and then baked in a small oven for three days while the tribes shamen chants incantations over the pipe, giving it the power to grant good fortune to those who smoke from it.  Do not take this lightly, as I do not share it with anyone, I do not want to diminish its power." His friend stole it from a drunk french chick at hostel in South America.

If I am going to get high, I will get high.  I do not need a 45 minute farking diatribe about nothing.  Just let me hit that shiat and be about my business.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-19 03:39:17 PM

sat1va: List appears to be missing some Primus, Ween, and Tool. Also didn't see any Tom Petty or Willie Nelson.


+1. Air - Cherry Blossom Girl is sorely left out as well. I am surprised their old school hip-hop section was a good as it was, though.
 
2014-04-19 03:39:33 PM
I remember being young, baked and watching Raising Arizona and wishing I had that soundtrack.  Thank you internets.
 
2014-04-19 03:39:51 PM
I'm not a weed person, but, Sleep - Dopesmoker
 
2014-04-19 03:40:30 PM
Really, list fails without this classic.

Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me
Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me
Roll another one
Just like the other one
You've been hangin on to it
And I sure would like a hit
Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me
Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me
Rolllllllllllllllll another one
Just like the other one
That one's just about burned to the end
So come on and be a real friend
Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me
Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me
Everybody sing along this time
Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me
Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me
 
2014-04-19 03:40:33 PM
Sensemilla - Yellowman

Burn one Down - Ben Harper

Pass the Dutchie - Musical Youth

Smoke 2 joints - Sublime

Reeferman - Cab Calloway

A few of my favorites
 
2014-04-19 03:40:38 PM
Songs that mention smoking weed or are about smoking weed aren't necessarily what you want to listen to while smoking weed.


Smoking weed
 
2014-04-19 03:42:10 PM

H31N0US: People who make a big deal out of smoking weed (both for and against it) annoy me.


Agreed, and I say this as a fairly regular smoker. Also, listening to songs about smoking pot while you're smoking pot is f*cking stupid.
 
2014-04-19 03:43:11 PM
Graveyard - Lost in Confusion

Or anything by Graveyard
 
2014-04-19 03:47:02 PM

H31N0US: JohnBigBootay: H31N0US: People who make a big deal out of smoking weed (both for and against it) annoy me.

Amen. But I'll add I feel the same about alcohol.

Agreed. There are not a whole lot of drugs I won't use, but making any of them the locus of your chosen subculture just seems corny.


I feel the same way about corn.
 
2014-04-19 03:47:04 PM
They recommend 'Passing me by' by The Pharcyde, which is a great song having nothing to do with weed, but not 'Pack the pipe'?

That being said, a song about getting high isn't necessarily a good song to get high to. Then again, I haven't smoked weed in almost 20 years, so maybe that changed.
 
2014-04-19 03:47:09 PM

theflatline: H31N0US: People who make a big deal out of smoking weed (both for and against it) annoy me.

Agreed, here is a sample of what you are taking about.

"Let me give you a little background on this oat we are about to partake in.  It is combo of Zimbabwin dank, Purple Kush, with just a hit of Colombian Lemon.  See how it sticks together like that, that is how you can tell it was harvested by a one armed Asian hermaphrodite in Vancouver under the light of full moon during the winter equinox.  It was then cured in the sarcophagus of one of King Tuts wives, which is why it has a hint of frankincense."  Which is probably what his dealer told him to justify the 300$ for 1/8.

Then to add insult to injury.

"A friend of mine bought this pipe while traveling through the Amazon basin.  It was fashioned by a local tribe who has no contact with the outside world.  The pipes are made of river clay then stained with the menses of the local virgins and then baked in a small oven for three days while the tribes shamen chants incantations over the pipe, giving it the power to grant good fortune to those who smoke from it.  Do not take this lightly, as I do not share it with anyone, I do not want to diminish its power." His friend stole it from a drunk french chick at hostel in South America.

If I am going to get high, I will get high.  I do not need a 45 minute farking diatribe about nothing.  Just let me hit that shiat and be about my business.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 550x200]


Beautiful.
List was sh*t. Smoke it or don't, myob and stfu people.
 
2014-04-19 03:50:07 PM
Rush -  A passage to Bangkok
Steely Dan - Hey Nineteen
Black Sabbath - Sweet Leaf
Boston -  Smokin
Tone Loc - Cheeba Cheeba
Steve Earle - Copperhead Road
Bob Marley - Ganja Gun
Jim Stafford - Wildwood  Weed
Steve Miller Band - The Joker
Little Feat - Willin
 
2014-04-19 03:51:28 PM
Puff Host

/no amount of weed will make me like all the hip hop on that awful list
 
2014-04-19 03:52:45 PM
My old smoke up list from back in the day:

Moonsorrow, Sleep, Sigur Ros, Agalloch, Slowdive, Lush, Cocteau Twins, Angra (especially 'Temple Of Shadows'), Cesaria Evora, Dream Theater, Tribe Called Quest, Bat For Lashes, Twin Shadow, And One, Asobi Seksu, Meshuggah, KRS One, Love Like Blood (mainly 'Irony Of Fate'), Red Hot Chili Peppers, Resplandor, Galneryus, Pink Floyd (of course. 'Momentary Lapse Of Reason' mostly), Rhapsody, Blind Guardian, King Crimson, Emerson Lake And Palmer, Hello Searhorse!, Interpol, Opeth, Theocracy (first two CD's), Martina Topley Bird, Massive Attack, M83 (BEST smoke music on earth, especially 'Hurry Up.....'), and a whole lotta buncha other stuff, too many to name.
 
2014-04-19 03:53:40 PM

kling_klang_bed: My old smoke up list from back in the day:

Moonsorrow, Sleep, Sigur Ros, Agalloch, Slowdive, Lush, Cocteau Twins, Angra (especially 'Temple Of Shadows'), Cesaria Evora, Dream Theater, Tribe Called Quest, Bat For Lashes, Twin Shadow, And One, Asobi Seksu, Meshuggah, KRS One, Love Like Blood (mainly 'Irony Of Fate'), Red Hot Chili Peppers, Resplandor, Galneryus, Pink Floyd (of course. 'Momentary Lapse Of Reason' mostly), Rhapsody, Blind Guardian, King Crimson, Emerson Lake And Palmer, Hello Searhorse!, Interpol, Opeth, Theocracy (first two CD's), Martina Topley Bird, Massive Attack, M83 (BEST smoke music on earth, especially 'Hurry Up.....'), and a whole lotta buncha other stuff, too many to name.


I enjoyed the contents of your newsletter and would like to subscribe.
 
2014-04-19 03:55:40 PM

Billy Bathsalt: Songs that mention smoking weed or are about smoking weed aren't necessarily what you want to listen to while smoking weed.


Smoking weed


I'm out of shape because there are not enough songs about jogging.
 
2014-04-19 03:55:59 PM
311 - Who's got the herb
 
2014-04-19 03:58:13 PM

JoieD'Zen: theflatline: H31N0US: People who make a big deal out of smoking weed (both for and against it) annoy me.

Agreed, here is a sample of what you are taking about.

"Let me give you a little background on this oat we are about to partake in.  It is combo of Zimbabwin dank, Purple Kush, with just a hit of Colombian Lemon.  See how it sticks together like that, that is how you can tell it was harvested by a one armed Asian hermaphrodite in Vancouver under the light of full moon during the winter equinox.  It was then cured in the sarcophagus of one of King Tuts wives, which is why it has a hint of frankincense."  Which is probably what his dealer told him to justify the 300$ for 1/8.

Then to add insult to injury.

"A friend of mine bought this pipe while traveling through the Amazon basin.  It was fashioned by a local tribe who has no contact with the outside world.  The pipes are made of river clay then stained with the menses of the local virgins and then baked in a small oven for three days while the tribes shamen chants incantations over the pipe, giving it the power to grant good fortune to those who smoke from it.  Do not take this lightly, as I do not share it with anyone, I do not want to diminish its power." His friend stole it from a drunk french chick at hostel in South America.

If I am going to get high, I will get high.  I do not need a 45 minute farking diatribe about nothing.  Just let me hit that shiat and be about my business.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 550x200]

Beautiful.
List was sh*t. Smoke it or don't, myob and stfu people.


I recently was invited to an event to help a South American tribe.  They had  a little cocktail party, and I was in the hood, and decided to drop on by.

These people were blathering on about the Cogi tribe in Colombia(which is a real tribe) and evidently the tribe has said the earth is dying, and they need to tell the rest of the world to stop poisoning it.  I am down with that.

Then they solicited 500 bucks a piece from us to take a two day weekend retreat, where a gen-u-in-e tribal Guru would mix up a potion of Yage(Ayahuasca) and take us on a spiritual journey.

Now out of the 5 people hosting the event only one had allegedly been to Colombia, and that was only to Bogota.  Which is no where near this secluded tribe is.

And yage is great.  If you like shiatting your pants and projectile vomiting while tripping balls.

I advised them I was bowing out of the retreat, but that I would send the Cogi tribe a 100 lb bag of rice, as that would suit them better.

The lead, a gal, became completely outraged, and called me a typical American who didn't understand the plight of the tribe and Colombia.

I politely told her in Spanish, that I am a Colombian citizen, have eaten yage, and that they were getting scammed by some smart Colombian dude.  Because that particular tribe does not leave their lands, nor did anyone in the tribe speak english like the dude in the video.  And the dude who as from the tribe, had a Bogota accent.

I was asked to leave.

/CSB
 
2014-04-19 03:58:46 PM

Billy Bathsalt: Songs that mention smoking weed or are about smoking weed aren't necessarily what you want to listen to while smoking weed.


Right. Regardless how crappy that list is, it's not supposed to be a list of songs about weed. It's songs that are good to listen to while stoned. Right?
Which means, it needed more Pink Floyd and less hip-hop. imho.

Now, what did the Dead-Head say when he ran out of weed?
 
2014-04-19 03:59:02 PM
Janis Joplin/Big Brother -- Ball And Chain
The Tubes -- White Punks On Dope
VU -- Sister Ray (Place cheap speakers on either side of head, in lieu of headphones, and crank it UP!
 
2014-04-19 04:03:07 PM
NorCalLos's list of best songs to get high to, in honor of Record Store Day and 4/20

1. Whatever the hell is is you listen to when you're not high.
2. New album by one of the artists included in number 1.

Also, this whole crappy list thing kind of makes sense in that only the annoying people discussed above give a crap that tomorrow is 4/20. As numeric holidays go, it's no 9/11 or even 11:11.
 
2014-04-19 04:03:18 PM
www.goldenseed.co.uk
 
2014-04-19 04:04:48 PM

theflatline: JoieD'Zen: theflatline: H31N0US: People who make a big deal out of smoking weed (both for and against it) annoy me.

Agreed, here is a sample of what you are taking about.

"Let me give you a little background on this oat we are about to partake in.  It is combo of Zimbabwin dank, Purple Kush, with just a hit of Colombian Lemon.  See how it sticks together like that, that is how you can tell it was harvested by a one armed Asian hermaphrodite in Vancouver under the light of full moon during the winter equinox.  It was then cured in the sarcophagus of one of King Tuts wives, which is why it has a hint of frankincense."  Which is probably what his dealer told him to justify the 300$ for 1/8.

Then to add insult to injury.

"A friend of mine bought this pipe while traveling through the Amazon basin.  It was fashioned by a local tribe who has no contact with the outside world.  The pipes are made of river clay then stained with the menses of the local virgins and then baked in a small oven for three days while the tribes shamen chants incantations over the pipe, giving it the power to grant good fortune to those who smoke from it.  Do not take this lightly, as I do not share it with anyone, I do not want to diminish its power." His friend stole it from a drunk french chick at hostel in South America.

If I am going to get high, I will get high.  I do not need a 45 minute farking diatribe about nothing.  Just let me hit that shiat and be about my business.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 550x200]

Beautiful.
List was sh*t. Smoke it or don't, myob and stfu people.

I recently was invited to an event to help a South American tribe.  They had  a little cocktail party, and I was in the hood, and decided to drop on by.

These people were blathering on about the Cogi tribe in Colombia(which is a real tribe) and evidently the tribe has said the earth is dying, and they need to tell the rest of the world to stop poisoning it.  I am down with that.

Then they solicited 500 bucks a piec ...


I enjoy stories such as yours.
We both know percentage of the 500  the Cogi would receive.
Most charities are a scam and if they involve saving the earth and/or religion 99%. YMMV.
 
2014-04-19 04:04:53 PM
Traffic - Light Up or Leave Me Alone(or anything by Traffic)
Redman - How to Roll a Blunt
Muddy Waters - Champagne and Reefer
 
2014-04-19 04:06:01 PM

JoieD'Zen: Most charities are a scam and if they involve saving the earth and/or religion 99%. YMMV.


KONY2014!
 
2014-04-19 04:06:23 PM
The Goddamn Batman: kling_klang_bed: My old smoke up list from back in the day:

Moonsorrow, Sleep, Sigur Ros, Agalloch, Slowdive, Lush, Cocteau Twins, Angra (especially 'Temple Of Shadows'), Cesaria Evora, Dream Theater, Tribe Called Quest, Bat For Lashes, Twin Shadow, And One, Asobi Seksu, Meshuggah, KRS One, Love Like Blood (mainly 'Irony Of Fate'), Red Hot Chili Peppers, Resplandor, Galneryus, Pink Floyd (of course. 'Momentary Lapse Of Reason' mostly), Rhapsody, Blind Guardian, King Crimson, Emerson Lake And Palmer, Hello Searhorse!, Interpol, Opeth, Theocracy (first two CD's), Martina Topley Bird, Massive Attack, M83 (BEST smoke music on earth, especially 'Hurry Up.....'), and a whole lotta buncha other stuff, too many to name.

I enjoyed the contents of your newsletter and would like to subscribe.


Here ya go then ;-)

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-LZE8Vu9GPbO_DxGlCX2kw
 
2014-04-19 04:07:11 PM
I never needed a song to listen to someone sing to about weed while I was smoking it.  I always found that people who needed even their music centered around weed to be, well, a bit obsessed.

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All are far better to listen to stoned than any album with lyrics comprised solely of [paraphrased] "holy balls I am so stoned right now and I love weed and I love the way it makes me feel and everyone should love it and it should totally be legal and stuff."
 
2014-04-19 04:13:01 PM
Mark Motherbaugh

Quit playing games with God

And who the hell came up with this list. It was lame.

Inner Circle
UB40
Jimmy Cliff
Bob Marley
Sublime
Cypress Hill
Snoop Dogg


Pretty much any Reggae is going to put me in the mindset.
 
2014-04-19 04:18:32 PM
Herbsman Shuffle. All of you apart from the Cab Calloway and Peter Tosh fans, fark the hell off.
 
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