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(International Business Times)   The list of 50 things that British people would most like to do before they die includes Shakespeare and morris dancing. Vaunting ambition like this paints a picture of a modern Britain that is to be avoided by all saner nationalities   (ibtimes.co.uk) divider line 29
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2014-04-19 12:45:17 PM  
I noticed "Get teeth fixed" is on that list.

I swear to the Purple Pancake God that some Brits look like they have ancestors who mated with retarded chipmunks.
 
2014-04-19 12:46:06 PM  

K3rmy: I noticed "Get teeth fixed" is NOT on that list.

I swear to the Purple Pancake God that some Brits look like they have ancestors who mated with retarded chipmunks.


FTFM
 
2014-04-19 01:04:45 PM  
Do Shakespeare?

Kinky.
 
2014-04-19 01:12:05 PM  

Quasar: Do Shakespeare?

Kinky.


Shovel sales expected to go through the roof.
 
2014-04-19 01:13:58 PM  
Oh, I'm a Morris dancer, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

www.cotswolds.info
 
2014-04-19 02:31:41 PM  
www.americanmorrisnews.org

I think I'd rather take that large stick, well-used, and beat myself to death with it.
 
2014-04-19 02:34:19 PM  
I don't know what half that stuff is.  Britain, the Florida of Europe.
 
2014-04-19 02:34:24 PM  
Holy crap that's boring. Not that those things sound like boring/bad ideas. But on a bucket list? Sitting on a pier eating fish?
 
2014-04-19 02:37:35 PM  
Copious amounts of drugs and risky sex.
 
2014-04-19 02:39:15 PM  
data2.whicdn.com
Spend an evening playing hogs of the road.
 
2014-04-19 02:40:21 PM  
Not one damn mention of the Doctor?

These people have lost their national identity!!!!
 
2014-04-19 02:46:43 PM  
My list of what I want to do before I die:

1: Kate Beckinsale.
2: I'll think about this after #1.
 
2014-04-19 02:49:38 PM  
I'd iambic p entameter it.

www.hotflick.net
 
2014-04-19 02:51:05 PM  
It's a poll by Ask Jeeves, fer chrisake. The 1000 Brits who responded obviously are not the sanest of people....
 
2014-04-19 02:52:44 PM  
Harrods looks like something donald trump threw up in London, tacky.
 
2014-04-19 03:00:50 PM  
www.ladyofthecake.com

Did someone say "Morris dancing"?
 
2014-04-19 03:00:59 PM  

What Morris dancing might look like:

 
2014-04-19 03:02:37 PM  

Dennis_Moore: What Morris dancing might look like:


24.media.tumblr.com

/Really DID try to hit preview button
 
2014-04-19 03:19:54 PM  

K3rmy: K3rmy: I noticed "Get teeth fixed" is NOT on that list.

I swear to the Purple Pancake God that some Brits look like they have ancestors who mated with retarded chipmunks.

FTFM


In America, that is called the South
 
2014-04-19 04:11:58 PM  
DNRTFA

If emigrate to New Zealand or Australia isn't #1 on the list then they are just lying.
Either that or they have lost all hope and it's the lamest list ever.
 
2014-04-19 04:26:13 PM  
Ask Jeeves? Seriously? 33/50, fwiw. I can die happy now.

blender61: emigrate to New Zealand or Australia


Eww.
 
2014-04-19 04:31:59 PM  
British bucket list?

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"Bring Monsieur another bucket."
 
2014-04-19 04:34:21 PM  
Never heard of Shakespear and morris dancing.
 
2014-04-19 04:50:29 PM  
Hell, I'd love to have a shot at butchering Shakespeare on a real stage :D
 
2014-04-19 09:41:04 PM  
Morris dancing is farking awesome, I don't care what anyone says.
 
2014-04-19 11:35:53 PM  
1. Knife some other chav.
2. Get another thirteen year old pregnant.
3. Get assigned a larger council flat.
4. Harass tourists.
 
2014-04-20 03:07:23 AM  
Morris dancing... I think I heard it referenced on an early season of Black Adder, 2nd, I think.  Thought it was probably something from the 14 century or so.
 
2014-04-20 03:59:16 AM  
 
2014-04-20 09:20:11 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: 1. Knife some other chav.
2. Get another thirteen year old pregnant.
3. Get assigned a larger council flat.
4. Harass tourists.


Careful now. The Rozzers will not be happy.

upix.me
 
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