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(YouTube)   Solar flare will annihilate society as we know it. Plisskin standing by   (youtube.com) divider line 33
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NFA [TotalFark]
2014-04-19 08:25:14 AM  
If it won't impact earth until Sunday or Monday then how did it cause earthquakes and a tropical storm?  Are we to believe these things immediately manifest when a solar event occurs on the sun?
 
2014-04-19 12:24:12 PM  
Uhm. I'm pretty sure solar flares don't have a direct impact on Earth tectonics or individual weather systems.
 
2014-04-19 12:34:57 PM  
Last calls everyone.
 
2014-04-19 01:13:49 PM  
Please go to spaceweather.com for all your solar needs.

This guy talks like CMEs rarely happen and are devastating. They can be but a majority are not and even if there is a huge one there is still the chance it is not directed at Earth.
 
2014-04-19 01:21:42 PM  
Why do solar flares hate Americans.

I heard this entire video in the voice of Frankie MacDonald. It was way more entertaining that way.
 
2014-04-19 01:23:23 PM  
On the plus side, if it were to "annihilate society", it would get me out of having to go over to in-laws for Easter dinner.
 
2014-04-19 01:27:56 PM  
I heard he was dead.
 
2014-04-19 01:41:11 PM  
www.troll.me
 
2014-04-19 01:56:03 PM  

NFA: If it won't impact earth until Sunday or Monday then how did it cause earthquakes and a tropical storm?  Are we to believe these things immediately manifest when a solar event occurs on the sun?


Conspiratinos (weak radiation blocked by tin and other metals) are emitted by the sun ahead of the event. These build up in quartz crystals deep within the Earth which begin to resonate due to the interaction within the crystalline structure with Quantum Zero-Point energy. This resonation spreads to the neighboring rock where it builds up sympathetic vibrations that radiate out and gather at tectonic boundaries. This causes already stressed faults to slip and volcanic domes to crack and cause eruptions.

/Pseudoscience ftw
 
2014-04-19 01:56:47 PM  
Solar flare going to destroy Earth? This is a repeat from every month Fark has existed.
 
2014-04-19 02:00:43 PM  

bingethinker: Solar flare going to destroy Earth? This is a repeat from every month Fark has existed.


Anything is possible ...

Whether the event is "probable" is based on the length of your observation window. The chance of something like this happening in the remaining life of the sun is far greater than the chance of it happening tomorrow.
 
2014-04-19 02:19:31 PM  
.........pirates and ninjas living together....
 
2014-04-19 03:18:54 PM  
So should we put paper bags over our heads or something?
 
2014-04-19 04:17:55 PM  
I'm like, OK, so solar flare.  Expect the phone to not work as well...

Then the dumbass starts talking about earthquakes starting ahead of the flare getting here.  (huh?  wtf is this guy smoking??)

Then he tries to blame a pre-existing tropical storm on the flare too.  Er, how's that work again?  Did the storm here on Earth cause the flare on the sun?

Shut it off after 30 seconds.  The derp was too much.
 
2014-04-19 06:29:58 PM  
National Derp Service:
DERP WARNING. THERE IS A HIGH PROBABILITY OF DERP OVER THE NEXT 48 HOURS. INTERESTS ON THE INTERNET ARE WARNED THAT HIGHER LEVELS OF DERP ARE POSSIBLE THROUGH SATURDAY EVENING THROUGH SUNDAY MORNING.
A DERP WARNING MEANS THAT DERP IS ACTUALLY OCCURRING, AND IS LIKELY TO INTENSIFY WITHING THE NEXT 24 HOURS.
UPTON.
 
2014-04-19 06:32:11 PM  

EARTH HAS 4 CORNER


SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY


TIME CUBE


WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION.


 4 CORNER DAYSPROVES 1


DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.


IGNORANCE OF TIMECUBE4


SIMPLE MATH IS RETARDATION


AND EVIL EDUCATION DAMNATION.

 
2014-04-19 07:36:12 PM  

unitednihilists: Why do solar flares hate Americans.

I heard this entire video in the voice of Frankie MacDonald. It was way more entertaining that way.


Seriously, I'd love to see Frankie do space weather reports.  THERE IS AN X-CLASS FLARE DIRECTED RIGHT AT EARTH THIS SUNDAY AND MONDAY APRIL TWENTY AND TWENTY FIRST!  PEOPLE OF EARTH, BE PREPARED!  HAAAAAVE YOUR WATER BOTTLES READY!  HAAAAAAVE YOUR UMBRELLAS READY!  HAAAAAVE your ........... FARADAY SHELTERS READY!
 
2014-04-19 08:09:51 PM  

Psychopusher: unitednihilists: Why do solar flares hate Americans.

I heard this entire video in the voice of Frankie MacDonald. It was way more entertaining that way.

Seriously, I'd love to see Frankie do space weather reports.  THERE IS AN X-CLASS FLARE DIRECTED RIGHT AT EARTH THIS SUNDAY AND MONDAY APRIL TWENTY AND TWENTY FIRST!  PEOPLE OF EARTH, BE PREPARED!  HAAAAAVE YOUR WATER BOTTLES READY!  HAAAAAAVE YOUR UMBRELLAS READY!  HAAAAAVE your ........... FARADAY SHELTERS READY!


ORDER YOU PIZZA'S AND CHINESE FOOD NOW.......
 
2014-04-19 08:37:21 PM  
make me some tea:
Uhm. I'm pretty sure solar flares don't have a direct impact on Earth tectonics or individual weather systems.

They have to be really, REALLY big solar flares.

Huge.

With pointy teeth.
 
2014-04-19 08:44:25 PM  

bingethinker: Solar flare going to destroy Earth? This is a repeat from every month Fark has existed.


OMG so this might be the real one. Time to get drunk
 
2014-04-19 08:58:06 PM  
M Class , calm down.
 
2014-04-19 10:01:58 PM  
call me "Snake".
 
2014-04-19 11:32:33 PM  

sxacho: So should we put paper bags over our heads or something?


If you'd like, yes.

But that won't help.
 
2014-04-19 11:53:29 PM  
There would be other obvious signs, emergency broadcast warnings, people in the involved agencies going on news programs to get the word out.  This is one guy on youtube.
 
2014-04-20 12:20:11 AM  
I miss Art Bell.
 
2014-04-20 01:13:48 AM  
We should be so lucky...
 
2014-04-20 02:51:24 AM  

ThisIsntMe: I heard he was dead.


Nah I met him just the other day.  I thought he'd be taller though.
 
2014-04-20 03:23:52 AM  

Loucifer: I miss Art Bell.


George gets his fair share.

I know this dude who's really into conspiracies and the like. Not for the entertainment value but believes just about every farking one. Subscribes to the Coast to Coast website and everything. So one time he's going on n on about how Mars has an atmosphere complete with clouds and weather and everything. So I say, wait a minute. You or anybody else can go drop a couple grand on a telescope and spectrograph and prove to ourselves that Mars doesn't have clouds and weather. And he says, in complete sincerity, no Mars is partially hollow, it's on the inside. I didn't say anything for a while after that.
 
2014-04-20 04:13:10 AM  
WTF did I just watch? Relly, we ought not encourage the mentally ill in their delusions...
 
2014-04-20 06:17:35 AM  
Solarfalaris 2014 the Musical is not available on iTunes.
 
2014-04-20 07:45:11 AM  

Prophet of Loss: Conspiratinos (weak radiation blocked by tin and other metals) are emitted by the sun ahead of the event. These build up in quartz crystals deep within the Earth which begin to resonate due to the interaction within the crystalline structure with Quantum Zero-Point energy. This resonation spreads to the neighboring rock where it builds up sympathetic vibrations that radiate out and gather at tectonic boundaries. This causes already stressed faults to slip and volcanic domes to crack and cause eruptions.


That was both Truthy and Sciency!

Nicely done!
 
2014-04-20 07:48:41 AM  

relaxitsjustme: Loucifer: I miss Art Bell.

George gets his fair share.

I know this dude who's really into conspiracies and the like. Not for the entertainment value but believes just about every farking one. Subscribes to the Coast to Coast website and everything. So one time he's going on n on about how Mars has an atmosphere complete with clouds and weather and everything. So I say, wait a minute. You or anybody else can go drop a couple grand on a telescope and spectrograph and prove to ourselves that Mars doesn't have clouds and weather. And he says, in complete sincerity, no Mars is partially hollow, it's on the inside. I didn't say anything for a while after that.


If that's the case it should significantly affect the mass of the planet, which would change it's orbit.
 
2014-04-20 02:15:16 PM  

sxacho: So should we put paper bags over our heads or something?


Yeah. Already there. Got mine on, so I should be OK.
 
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