NFA: If it won't impact earth until Sunday or Monday then how did it cause earthquakes and a tropical storm? Are we to believe these things immediately manifest when a solar event occurs on the sun?
bingethinker: Solar flare going to destroy Earth? This is a repeat from every month Fark has existed.
EARTH HAS 4 CORNER
WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION.
4 CORNER DAYSPROVES 1
DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
IGNORANCE OF TIMECUBE4
SIMPLE MATH IS RETARDATION
AND EVIL EDUCATION DAMNATION.
unitednihilists: Why do solar flares hate Americans.I heard this entire video in the voice of Frankie MacDonald. It was way more entertaining that way.
Psychopusher: unitednihilists: Why do solar flares hate Americans.I heard this entire video in the voice of Frankie MacDonald. It was way more entertaining that way.Seriously, I'd love to see Frankie do space weather reports. THERE IS AN X-CLASS FLARE DIRECTED RIGHT AT EARTH THIS SUNDAY AND MONDAY APRIL TWENTY AND TWENTY FIRST! PEOPLE OF EARTH, BE PREPARED! HAAAAAVE YOUR WATER BOTTLES READY! HAAAAAAVE YOUR UMBRELLAS READY! HAAAAAVE your ........... FARADAY SHELTERS READY!
sxacho: So should we put paper bags over our heads or something?
ThisIsntMe: I heard he was dead.
Loucifer: I miss Art Bell.
Prophet of Loss: Conspiratinos (weak radiation blocked by tin and other metals) are emitted by the sun ahead of the event. These build up in quartz crystals deep within the Earth which begin to resonate due to the interaction within the crystalline structure with Quantum Zero-Point energy. This resonation spreads to the neighboring rock where it builds up sympathetic vibrations that radiate out and gather at tectonic boundaries. This causes already stressed faults to slip and volcanic domes to crack and cause eruptions.
relaxitsjustme: Loucifer: I miss Art Bell.George gets his fair share.I know this dude who's really into conspiracies and the like. Not for the entertainment value but believes just about every farking one. Subscribes to the Coast to Coast website and everything. So one time he's going on n on about how Mars has an atmosphere complete with clouds and weather and everything. So I say, wait a minute. You or anybody else can go drop a couple grand on a telescope and spectrograph and prove to ourselves that Mars doesn't have clouds and weather. And he says, in complete sincerity, no Mars is partially hollow, it's on the inside. I didn't say anything for a while after that.
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