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(TSN)   Unless there is another multi-OT game (darn, what a shame THAT would be), today's NHL playoff games are spaced far enough apart that you should be able to see them all. CHI/STL @ 3ET, COL/PIT @ 7 & COL/MIN @ 9:30. Get your chores done early today   (tsn.ca) divider line 906
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2014-04-19 07:49:42 AM  
well this is early.
 
2014-04-19 08:54:46 AM  

sno man: well this is early.


Early games too...

/Mrs RT started a new schedule today & had to be out of the house by 6:30
//I was nice & got up to make her some coffee & so while I was up anyway...
///slashie fun from subby ;-)
 
2014-04-19 09:04:32 AM  
Last nights Wings Bruins game wore me out. I knew it was going to be a battle, but I wasn't ready for it....
 
2014-04-19 09:14:40 AM  
Get my WHAT done early!?

Oh  It's a c, not a w.

Never mind.  Carry on.
 
2014-04-19 10:08:58 AM  

Publikwerks: Last nights Wings Bruins game wore me out. I knew it was going to be a battle, but I wasn't ready for it....


carbon copy of game 7 vs tampa bay in 2011. I don't know if i can do that 3-6 more times.
 
2014-04-19 10:12:22 AM  
Since I'm only going to be able to catch one game, I'd be really happy if Hawks/Blues game 2 is at least half as good as game 1.
Game 1 was nuts!
 
2014-04-19 11:44:21 AM  
Go Blues. Oshie is back with fresh legs. Difference maker.
 
2014-04-19 12:37:05 PM  
Early game? I'm rather hung over.

/break out the Caesars
 
2014-04-19 01:00:43 PM  

Publikwerks: Last nights Wings Bruins game wore me out. I knew it was going to be a battle, but I wasn't ready for it....


Good news: missed it for game night.

Bad news: finding out the score after the fact.

/another damn seven game series
 
2014-04-19 01:18:05 PM  

bigpeeler: Go Blues. Oshie is back with fresh legs. Difference maker.


That is wonderful news, we have Backes/Oshie and Toews/Kane. All is as it should be.
 
2014-04-19 01:23:32 PM  
Its a big day for COL subby. Gotta play both MIN and PIT
 
2014-04-19 01:25:56 PM  

Recoil Therapy: sno man: well this is early.

Early games too...

/Mrs RT started a new schedule today & had to be out of the house by 6:30
//I was nice & got up to make her some coffee & so while I was up anyway...
///slashie fun from subby ;-)


...COL/PIT @ 7 & COL/MIN @ 9:30.

Colorado is playing twice today?  Nice.
 
2014-04-19 01:27:41 PM  

mikaloyd: Its a big day for COL subby. Gotta play both MIN and PIT


Super Cena could do it.
 
2014-04-19 01:37:33 PM  
Obligatory:  Get your beverages ready, it's almost
i1348.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-19 02:21:05 PM  

mikaloyd: Its a big day for COL subby. Gotta play both MIN and PIT


Yeah, yeah, yeah.  It was early in the morning (pre-coffee, it was brewing though).  COL seemed like the logical abbreviation for Columbus in my asleep state.  Ah well, screw it.

Regardless, it looks to be an afternoon/evening full of great hockey (once the matinee is over I've got the 1st CBJ/PIT game to watch).
 
2014-04-19 02:22:22 PM  

Johnny Texas: All Lucic got was a 5K fine for the nut shot to the Wings player.  Shanahan is such a joke sometimes.


FTFY.  No offense, just trying to be accurate.

i1348.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-19 02:30:52 PM  
hockey!
 
2014-04-19 02:32:52 PM  

Johnny Texas: All Lucic got was a 5K fine for the nut shot to the Wings player.  Shanahan is such a joke sometimes.


I guess it's a good thing Lucic didn't grab his crotch.  What a farking joke.
 
2014-04-19 02:33:42 PM  

craigzy: hockey!


Go local sports team and/or college!
 
2014-04-19 02:47:38 PM  
Hey look, I remembered there was a playoff thread!

GO BLUES!
 
2014-04-19 02:48:16 PM  
Gotta busy day today, then going to the game tonight. Popped in to say GO AVS
 
2014-04-19 02:49:13 PM  
So, quickly grabbing your own junk costs $25,000, but jamming your stick up into another guy's junk only costs $5,000.

Logical.
 
2014-04-19 02:53:34 PM  

Johnny Texas: All Lucic got was a 5K fine for the nut shot to the Wings player.  Shanahan is such a joke sometimes.


That's bull.  Lucic has a history of that crap.  Shoulda been at least one game, and if it were up to me I'd have laid three on him.  Lucic is this generation's Claude Lemieux, and should be treated as such by the Red Wings.

/Can they bring McCarty out of retirement for a game to deal with this shiat?
//not even a Detroit fan...
 
2014-04-19 02:54:01 PM  

andychrist420: craigzy: hockey!

Go local sports team and/or college!


I CONNNNNCURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
 
2014-04-19 02:56:08 PM  

swahnhennessy: So, quickly grabbing your own junk costs $25,000, but jamming your stick up into another guy's junk only costs $5,000.

Logical.


maths are hard, dude.
 
2014-04-19 02:56:43 PM  
Why isn't the Sharks/Kings game happening today? I don't think there's any other event at the Shark Tank tonight.
 
2014-04-19 02:59:29 PM  

TheJoe03: Why isn't the Sharks/Kings game happening today? I don't think there's any other event at the Shark Tank tonight.


I blame Bettman.  Or Obama.  It's probably one of their faults.
 
2014-04-19 02:59:56 PM  
Go AVS! ...and just for the lulzers - Red Wings Suck!!!!
 
2014-04-19 03:08:20 PM  
Drinking beer now. Then going to a pasta dinner/inspirational speech with Mrs. Soopey. She's running the Boston Marathon Monday.
 
2014-04-19 03:09:10 PM  

PabloHosehead: Johnny Texas: All Lucic got was a 5K fine for the nut shot to the Wings player.  Shanahan is such a joke sometimes.

That's bull.  Lucic has a history of that crap.  Shoulda been at least one game, and if it were up to me I'd have laid three on him.  Lucic is this generation's Claude Lemieux, and should be treated as such by the Red Wings.

/Can they bring McCarty out of retirement for a game to deal with this shiat?
//not even a Detroit fan...


Lucic has no history of suspension therefore there is no reason to suspend him!
 
2014-04-19 03:09:41 PM  
OK...finally something of significance to watch. This baseball is putting me to sleep.
 
2014-04-19 03:09:59 PM  
home.comcast.net
 
2014-04-19 03:10:49 PM  

soopey: Drinking beer now. Then going to a pasta dinner/inspirational speech with Mrs. Soopey. She's running the Boston Marathon Monday.


Good luck to her. Hope all goes well up there Monday.
 
2014-04-19 03:14:18 PM  

fatalvenom: soopey: Drinking beer now. Then going to a pasta dinner/inspirational speech with Mrs. Soopey. She's running the Boston Marathon Monday.

Good luck to her. Hope all goes well up there Monday.


second.
 
2014-04-19 03:19:14 PM  

Johnny Texas: Do I sound pleasant?


For the first time in your life, yes.
 
2014-04-19 03:19:38 PM  
oh, frank underwood, you so crayyyyyzayyyyy
 
2014-04-19 03:21:36 PM  
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2014-04-19 03:22:28 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: Johnny Texas: Do I sound pleasant?

For the first time in your life, yes.


Awww...that's cute.
 
2014-04-19 03:22:35 PM  

Johnny Texas: Here's what Lucic had to say about the nut shot...


"It was kind of a heat of the moment thing when you're not thinking and you do something like that," he said. "I've been in the league for seven years and I think I've only done that three times. I don't know why I did it.   I believe in playing within the rules, and for me, I definitely won't be heading down that road again."


the only player i hate more than lucic is chris neil.  dirtbags in uniforms.  at least goons have a code.
 
2014-04-19 03:23:35 PM  
Game time. Go Hawks.
 
2014-04-19 03:24:22 PM  

Warlordtrooper: PabloHosehead: Johnny Texas: All Lucic got was a 5K fine for the nut shot to the Wings player.  Shanahan is such a joke sometimes.

That's bull.  Lucic has a history of that crap.  Shoulda been at least one game, and if it were up to me I'd have laid three on him.  Lucic is this generation's Claude Lemieux, and should be treated as such by the Red Wings.

/Can they bring McCarty out of retirement for a game to deal with this shiat?
//not even a Detroit fan...

Lucic has no history of suspension therefore there is no reason to suspend him!


He has a history of unpunished dirty play.  He's been let slide far too often.
 
2014-04-19 03:25:00 PM  

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5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fans
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
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10)Arrogant Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
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14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Atlantic complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
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26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
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28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
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30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
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32)TIED!(along with accompanying soft B&D pics)
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34)BOBOROVSKY!!!


I think there needs to be a 35) how drunk is fatalvenom.

I'm watching the game at the bar as we speak. Been vodkaing it since 1:00.

Should be interesting for the late game.
 
2014-04-19 03:25:08 PM  

fatalvenom: soopey: Drinking beer now. Then going to a pasta dinner/inspirational speech with Mrs. Soopey. She's running the Boston Marathon Monday.

Good luck to her. Hope all goes well up there Monday.

 
Yeah, good luck.  Just keep an eye out for Chechens with heavy looking backpacks.  Don't think I can handle another 36 hour Fark manhunt thread.
 
2014-04-19 03:25:49 PM  
hawks must get down low.  miller relies heavily on his defenseman when coming out to chalenge shooters.
 
2014-04-19 03:26:44 PM  
Nice kill!
 
2014-04-19 03:27:27 PM  
Dammit Pronger
 
2014-04-19 03:27:39 PM  

PabloHosehead: Warlordtrooper: PabloHosehead: Johnny Texas: All Lucic got was a 5K fine for the nut shot to the Wings player.  Shanahan is such a joke sometimes.

That's bull.  Lucic has a history of that crap.  Shoulda been at least one game, and if it were up to me I'd have laid three on him.  Lucic is this generation's Claude Lemieux, and should be treated as such by the Red Wings.

/Can they bring McCarty out of retirement for a game to deal with this shiat?
//not even a Detroit fan...

Lucic has no history of suspension therefore there is no reason to suspend him!

He has a history of unpunished dirty play.  He's been let slide far too often.


Oh I agree I was being sarcastic, but that's how the NHL thinks.
 
2014-04-19 03:31:29 PM  
Why is NBC not showing on my cable???  WHERE IS THE GAME?  COX YOU LOSER CABLE COMPANY!!
 
2014-04-19 03:32:13 PM  
Bluegoal!
 
2014-04-19 03:32:18 PM  
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
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