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(ABC Local)   Man recovering from a freak lawnmower accident where a nail shiat up in to his chest had previously survived an IED explosion, been shot multiple times and stabbed. So odds are that he's probably gonna recover just fine   (abclocal.go.com) divider line 67
    More: Followup, Baytown, Memorial Hermann Hospital, explosions, accidents  
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2014-04-19 08:04:08 AM
Sometimes I like to just nail shiat up.
 
2014-04-19 08:08:30 AM
Hmm... do I post a comment that will get deleted when the headline is fixed or not?

/oops
 
2014-04-19 08:52:17 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Hmm... do I post a comment that will get deleted when the headline is fixed or not?

/oops


I'm afraid that shiat is permanently nailed to the thread now.
 
2014-04-19 08:56:39 AM
img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-04-19 09:00:03 AM
+1, but only if the headline is left as-is.
 
2014-04-19 09:08:47 AM
Shiat through the heart and you're to blame, typos, you give mowing a bad name.
 
2014-04-19 10:12:11 AM
Please don't fix this typo.  It's hilarious.
 
2014-04-19 10:12:47 AM
I larfed at the headline.
 
2014-04-19 10:12:51 AM
No Hero tag, really?
 
2014-04-19 10:13:19 AM
Trolllololololol
 
GBB
2014-04-19 10:13:47 AM
"...a nail shait up in to his chest..."

So, is it infected now?
 
2014-04-19 10:16:20 AM
A nail shiat up his chest while a hammer pissed on his face.
 
2014-04-19 10:16:42 AM
His words were "Not this shiat again"
 
2014-04-19 10:18:32 AM
That nail's sure been through a lot.
 
2014-04-19 10:19:10 AM
I shiat the sheriff, but I did not shiat the deputy...
 
2014-04-19 10:20:50 AM
googledrive.com
 
2014-04-19 10:21:36 AM
shiat up now tell me: Do you really want to love me forever? Oh oh oh.

Or am I caught in a shiat and run?
 
2014-04-19 10:22:56 AM
Awesome that he survived... gonna be mowing lawns next to homes under construction in a few months so that's something new to worry about.
 
2014-04-19 10:24:08 AM
A new fark meme is born. Kill me.
 
2014-04-19 10:25:15 AM

ThunderPelvis:


I was drinking orange juice when I read this. Said Kramer juice is currently dropping out of my nose. Thanks for that.
 
2014-04-19 10:26:03 AM

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: ThunderPelvis:

I was drinking orange juice when I read this. Said Kramer juice is currently dropping out of my nose. Thanks for that.


KRAMER JUICE? Wow. Screw you, auto correct. I also can typing.
 
2014-04-19 10:34:13 AM

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: ThunderPelvis:

I was drinking orange juice when I read this. Said Kramer juice is currently dropping out of my nose. Thanks for that.


I think you meant that OJ is shiatting out of your nose.
 
2014-04-19 10:35:41 AM

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: ThunderPelvis:

I was drinking orange juice when I read this. Said Kramer juice is currently dropping out of my nose. Thanks for that.

KRAMER JUICE? Wow. Screw you, auto correct. I also can typing.


Me like typing detected. Stellar.
 
2014-04-19 10:36:18 AM
Survived a nail to the chest, IED, shot, and stabbed?  I think I know this Farker ... palladiate, is that you?
 
2014-04-19 10:37:34 AM
I'm having a Kramer juice with a shiat of vodak.
 
2014-04-19 10:38:20 AM
How do you shiat stab a nail?
I'm confused.
 
2014-04-19 10:43:30 AM
I hate it when i shiat nails.
 
2014-04-19 10:44:04 AM

doglover:


Considering their diet that only makes it worse.
 
2014-04-19 10:44:48 AM
Kramer juice. Awesome.
37.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-19 10:48:55 AM
I'm too old for this shiat
 
2014-04-19 10:52:25 AM
**sighs**
**takes a bow**
 
2014-04-19 11:00:51 AM
{Final Destination reference}
{Death from the Diskworld novels reference}
{New meme using curly brackets reference.}
 
2014-04-19 11:02:58 AM
It seems a biatcheap to laugh at a filter pwned headline.
 
2014-04-19 11:20:18 AM

skinink: A nail shiat up his chest while a hammer pissed on his face.


Was it pissing by the drainpoop?
 
2014-04-19 11:22:18 AM
What a lucky guy, usually you have to pay big bucks for that.
 
2014-04-19 11:26:26 AM

PirateKing: It seems a biatcheap to laugh at a filter pwned headline.


We're nothing at Fark if not a biatcheap.
 
2014-04-19 11:32:17 AM
Principal caught shiatof?
 
2014-04-19 11:32:34 AM

Coming on a Bicycle: I shiat the sheriff, but I did not shiat the deputy...


I just KNEW shuruff Joe was into fecal pr0n!
 
2014-04-19 11:37:54 AM
Every Town Safe™ demands America must ban  all lawn mowers.
 
2014-04-19 11:38:26 AM
That's one tough nail!!!!!!
 
2014-04-19 11:42:19 AM
Stop making shiat up, subby.
 
2014-04-19 11:42:28 AM
I guess it's better than getting shiat into Boobies.
 
2014-04-19 11:45:32 AM
Nailed 'em both.
 
2014-04-19 11:53:11 AM
Shouldn't the headline read that he's "been shat multiple times and stabbed"?
 
2014-04-19 12:06:36 PM

ThunderPelvis: [googledrive.com image 240x313]


Do you haz camera at my job?
 
2014-04-19 12:16:55 PM
Damn, I'd rather be shot in the chest than have someone shiat into my open chest cavity.
 
2014-04-19 12:24:59 PM
Et me some TacosBell, bout to get shiat up.
 
2014-04-19 01:01:19 PM
That is one tough nail. After being blow up, shot and stabbed, it will surely survive shiatting into this guy's chest just fine.
 
2014-04-19 01:02:46 PM
This guy is either super unlucky or lucky
 
2014-04-19 01:06:34 PM
Apparently, that nail ricochet'd right off of the guy in the article and straight shiat square in either subby's keyboard or medulla oblongata.
 
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