dv-ous: Gold is soft. Should have turned them into little balls.
Ask: And that's why you always smuggle things in your butt.
Capt.Plywood: "rapture of the intestine and septicemia."Sounds great to me!
Mr. Shabooboo: Rubber biscuit?
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