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(The Indian Express)   "He was operated for gall bladder removal, appendicitis and incisional hernia. He had diabetes. We were shocked when gold biscuits came out of his abdomen during the operation."   (indianexpress.com) divider line 32
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2014-04-19 09:07:50 AM
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Could be worse, I suppose.
 
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2014-04-19 09:26:29 AM
And that's why you always smuggle things in your butt.
 
2014-04-19 09:27:32 AM
Why would you even bother lying? Unless he did swallow a bottle cap but figured they'd leave the gold for him to pass.
I wonder if when he's fully awake if he's gonna be pissed they took those out.
 
2014-04-19 09:28:01 AM
He landed in trouble when he failed to get it out through his stool. It eventually started hurting him because of which he apprached the doctors.
 
2014-04-19 09:31:33 AM
Gold is soft. Should have turned them into little balls.
 
2014-04-19 09:33:17 AM
What an Auful story.
 
2014-04-19 09:33:30 AM

dv-ous: Gold is soft. Should have turned them into little balls.


Pure gold is at least.
 
2014-04-19 09:36:38 AM
Diabetic?  He's also a diabetic.

/diabetic
//Was he also a diabetic?
//Does anyone know if he was diabetic?
 
2014-04-19 09:41:17 AM
Must be a Lannister.
 
2014-04-19 09:46:59 AM
Golden Bisquits?

www.poplife.info
 
2014-04-19 10:00:55 AM

Ask: And that's why you always smuggle things in your butt.


Indeed. Was he expecting a rectal exam at customs?
 
2014-04-19 10:07:18 AM
If I were the surgeon I'd have been happy to help him keep his 5 gold biscuits.
 
2014-04-19 10:12:08 AM
According to the trustworthy random internet search, they were worth $34,000.
 
2014-04-19 10:40:21 AM
He landed in trouble when he failed to get it out through his stool. It eventually started hurting him because of which he apprached the doctors

Translation gold right there.
 
2014-04-19 10:43:00 AM
Did he have 40000 headmen behind him?

/obscure?
 
2014-04-19 10:44:17 AM
Amateur! He should have taken a clue from all of the drug smugglers: round is better. Square things, especially hard ones, don't go through the gut that well.

Next time, he needs to melt it down into marble-like balls.
 
2014-04-19 10:55:22 AM
Rik01:

Next time, he needs to melt it down into marble-like balls.

He who writes upon these walls...
 
2014-04-19 11:04:00 AM
"rapture of the intestine and septicemia."

Sounds great to me!
 
2014-04-19 11:53:36 AM
the good news is he was able to pay for the procedure out of pocket
 
2014-04-19 12:00:18 PM
After the fines and medical bills, the only thing that would have made this even better is had the gold been fake.
 
2014-04-19 12:06:56 PM
rapture of the intestine

That's where your colon goes to heaven and you stay here.
 
2014-04-19 12:12:57 PM
See, this is what happens when there's laws.
 
2014-04-19 12:30:47 PM
But we need the eggs?
 
2014-04-19 12:35:35 PM
That is 12 of these...  I used to sell gold, Indians always buy Canadian Maple Leafs...

www.jmbullion.com
 
2014-04-19 12:42:51 PM
Does no one prof read their submissions before hitting enter?
 
2014-04-19 12:49:43 PM

Capt.Plywood: "rapture of the intestine and septicemia."

Sounds great to me!


I always pictured the rapture differently.
 
2014-04-19 01:58:33 PM
Rubber biscuit?
 
2014-04-19 02:01:26 PM
I just had a colonoscopy and it took me 3 days to finally poop again.  That would have to be painful if it finally came out.

www.txcscopereview.com
 
2014-04-19 03:02:20 PM
Guess he wasn't

<puts on sunglasses>

Shiatting bricks

YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
 
2014-04-19 03:30:34 PM

Mr. Shabooboo: Rubber biscuit?



this one when you throw it at the wall, it don't bounce back
 
2014-04-19 06:54:44 PM
Clicked to see muffins or cookies, leaving unsatisfied.

/hungry
 
2014-04-19 11:17:10 PM
He should have recast them as .50" smooth balls. It would have passed much easier.
 
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