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(Huffington Post)   This just in: When not whining about paparazzi, celebrities are usually phoning them up to ensure the packs of photographers have their latest schedules and most flattering camera angles figured out in advance   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 32
    More: Dumbass, paparazzi, Kylie Jenner, West Hollywood, celebrity, Kim Kardashian, photographers, Nespresso, Denise Richards  
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2014-04-19 08:36:12 AM  
Great report, Rick Romero.
 
2014-04-19 09:49:17 AM  
The obvious tag was waiting for the paparazi to show up before setting foot outside of the limousine.
 
2014-04-19 11:05:49 AM  
Really, how is this a secret? The celebrities who want to be left alone go and live in France or Montana. Most celebrities if they were suddenly abandoned by the paparazzi would jump out of a window.
 
2014-04-19 11:23:22 AM  
Who didn't know this?  You know the reason you don't see Harrison Ford or Johnny Depp pictures everywhere?

Mugato: The celebrities who want to be left alone go and live in France or Montana.

 
2014-04-19 11:37:57 AM  
odesk.ro
 
2014-04-19 11:44:59 AM  
So if you're an attention whore and get attention, there may be a time where you get attention at a time that inconveniences you? Then if you biatch and they leave you mostly alone, you go back to being an attention whore and the cycle repeats?

Amazing.
 
2014-04-19 11:45:32 AM  
Attention whores take action to insure they get attention

i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-19 11:51:43 AM  

scottydoesntknow:


I hope he falls down a well.
 
2014-04-19 12:11:28 PM  

scottydoesntknow:


I would love to see the video of him running into of that sign every morning.

Every one knows celebrities call the press to inform them of their plans going back to 20s, its not a big shock at all. Just shocks me that the brainless keep soaking it up and think reality shows are real.
 
2014-04-19 12:11:57 PM  

BizarreMan: The obvious tag was waiting for the paparazzi to show up before setting foot outside of the limousine.


Having forgotten to put on fresh panties that morning...
 
2014-04-19 12:17:38 PM  
I have always wondered what would happen if a celeb hired their own photographer to go undercover with the paparazzi and take photos, then offer those photos at an insanely low price, thus devaluing the photos of that celebrity. Would it have an effect on how eager the other photographers would be to take the photos.

Another interesting experiment would be to let the photographers take as many photos as they like. Pose for them, bring them coffee and donuts, hang with them and make a pest of yourself. They all seem to want photos of them going about their lives, so what if you sort of said 'when you guys are around my life comes to halt and I hang out with you...'
 
2014-04-19 12:22:17 PM  
Huh? "Stars like Kylie Jenner?" WTF? Since when is a lucky sperm-that-met-egg a "star?"
 
2014-04-19 12:44:50 PM  

DoughyGuy: I have always wondered what would happen if a celeb hired their own photographer to go undercover with the paparazzi and take photos, then offer those photos at an insanely low price, thus devaluing the photos of that celebrity. Would it have an effect on how eager the other photographers would be to take the photos.

Another interesting experiment would be to let the photographers take as many photos as they like. Pose for them, bring them coffee and donuts, hang with them and make a pest of yourself. They all seem to want photos of them going about their lives, so what if you sort of said 'when you guys are around my life comes to halt and I hang out with you...'


The best trick I ever heard was from Daniel Radcliffe.

lh6.ggpht.com
 
2014-04-19 12:57:52 PM  

scottydoesntknow: DoughyGuy: I have always wondered what would happen if a celeb hired their own photographer to go undercover with the paparazzi and take photos, then offer those photos at an insanely low price, thus devaluing the photos of that celebrity. Would it have an effect on how eager the other photographers would be to take the photos.

Another interesting experiment would be to let the photographers take as many photos as they like. Pose for them, bring them coffee and donuts, hang with them and make a pest of yourself. They all seem to want photos of them going about their lives, so what if you sort of said 'when you guys are around my life comes to halt and I hang out with you...'

The best trick I ever heard was from Daniel Radcliffe.


That is absolute gold.

Gold, Jerry!!
 
2014-04-19 01:00:14 PM  
i1020.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-19 01:03:38 PM  

scottydoesntknow: [odesk.ro image 460x522]


In this context, I'm interpreting "the way" as "the fact that".

/keep me famous, but don't speak unless spoken to.
 
2014-04-19 01:30:35 PM  

DoughyGuy: I have always wondered what would happen if a celeb hired their own photographer to go undercover with the paparazzi and take photos, then offer those photos at an insanely low price, thus devaluing the photos of that celebrity. Would it have an effect on how eager the other photographers would be to take the photos.

Another interesting experiment would be to let the photographers take as many photos as they like. Pose for them, bring them coffee and donuts, hang with them and make a pest of yourself. They all seem to want photos of them going about their lives, so what if you sort of said 'when you guys are around my life comes to halt and I hang out with you...'


Isn't the "devaluing" approach kinda what The Grateful Dead did by allowing everyone to record their concerts, thus making underground recordings of their concerts worthless?
 
2014-04-19 01:42:59 PM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2014-04-19 01:47:58 PM  
Demanding constant attention Will only lead to attention
And once they have your attention
They use it to ask for attention And once they have that attention They use it to ask for attention

/They Might Be Obscure
 
2014-04-19 02:01:32 PM  

DoughyGuy: I have always wondered what would happen if a celeb hired their own photographer to go undercover with the paparazzi and take photos, then offer those photos at an insanely low price, thus devaluing the photos of that celebrity. Would it have an effect on how eager the other photographers would be to take the photos.

Another interesting experiment would be to let the photographers take as many photos as they like. Pose for them, bring them coffee and donuts, hang with them and make a pest of yourself. They all seem to want photos of them going about their lives, so what if you sort of said 'when you guys are around my life comes to halt and I hang out with you...'


Another option would be to carry a camra with one of those blinding flashes and use it constantly to blind the paps. Bonus points for then publishing them online.

Or if you want to play dirty get into one of those struggles with a pap and plant some crack or meth on them. Tip off the police and no more pap.
 
2014-04-19 02:59:30 PM  
This will only continue so long as there are stupid people who keep supporting it.

Next time you see someone reaching for a copy of the Enquirer at the checkout lane, bust their head open with a bat. They deserve it.
 
Slu
2014-04-19 03:17:57 PM  

TV's Vinnie: This will only continue so long as there are stupid people who keep supporting it.

Next time you see someone reaching for a copy of the Enquirer at the checkout lane, bust their head open with a bat. They deserve it.


Exactly. The only people worse than paparazzi are the people that buy US magazine and watch TMZ. Those people are the real problem.

I mean shiat, I like Jack White. I am interested in his music and him talking about his music or his creative process. I don't give a shiat about anything else about him. Actually, now that I think about it, I don't know if I like Jack White or not, since I don't know him. But I do like his music.
 
2014-04-19 03:35:14 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Huh? "Stars like Kylie Jenner?" WTF? Since when is a lucky sperm-that-met-egg a "star?"


Those are the kinds of celebrities who alert the paps. Think about it. An A-lister doesn't need to be kept in the press. They are staring in big enough projects to get more than enough publicity. B-, C-, and D-listers, like the Kardashians, rely on celebrity more than work for fame, and they need the paparazzi.
 
2014-04-19 03:44:04 PM  
This just in:  Huff Post publishes smug, self-satisfied article blowing the lid off of the hypocritical relationship between B List Celebs and Paparazzi,  follows article with...

img.fark.net

Rick Romero working on expose, tentatively entitled "Huff Post Sucks"
 
2014-04-19 03:46:46 PM  
I don't mind Dennis Pennis (not a papparazi, but a red-carpet rat) played by Paul Kaye.  He used to annoy the shiat out of celebs with no sense of humor.  His videos are on YouTube and are a wonderful timewaster.  Highly recommended.
 
2014-04-19 04:06:01 PM  

Mugato: Really, how is this a secret? The celebrities who want to be left alone go and live in France or Montana. Most celebrities if they were suddenly abandoned by the paparazzi would jump out of a window.


That is basically how you determine the "A" list.   If you live in LA, you're probably not an A-list celebrity.
 
2014-04-19 04:13:53 PM  

Norfolking Chance: DoughyGuy: I have always wondered what would happen if a celeb hired their own photographer to go undercover with the paparazzi and take photos, then offer those photos at an insanely low price, thus devaluing the photos of that celebrity. Would it have an effect on how eager the other photographers would be to take the photos.

Another interesting experiment would be to let the photographers take as many photos as they like. Pose for them, bring them coffee and donuts, hang with them and make a pest of yourself. They all seem to want photos of them going about their lives, so what if you sort of said 'when you guys are around my life comes to halt and I hang out with you...'

Another option would be to carry a camra with one of those blinding flashes and use it constantly to blind the paps. Bonus points for then publishing them online.

Or if you want to play dirty get into one of those struggles with a pap and plant some crack or meth on them. Tip off the police and no more pap.


Ya but then you risk arrest if you have the crack or meth on you at some point.  The better option for celebs who have kids when people are taking photos is to inform the police that the paparazzi taking photos are pedophiles trying to take pictures of your kids.  I'm sure they'll have fun explaining that one to a jury.
 
2014-04-19 04:15:32 PM  

TV's Vinnie: This will only continue so long as there are stupid people who keep supporting it.

Next time you see someone reaching for a copy of the Enquirer at the checkout lane, bust their head open with a bat. They deserve it.


And how is fark any different then people buying tabloids.  The entertainment tab exists for a reason.
 
2014-04-19 05:34:05 PM  
Anyone who buys People magazine ought to have a lobotomy. Most people wouldn't notice the change in them anyway.

That article was a sad commentary. The only good part was how they abbreviated paparazzi as 'paps'. As in, 'Gee, I hope I don't get smeared by the paps.'
 
2014-04-19 09:42:24 PM  

Ready-set: 'Gee, I hope I don't get smeared by the paps.'


funnied
 
2014-04-19 09:58:15 PM  
Hey, celebrities? If you don't want to make a shiat ton of money, be famous, adored by millions, and occasionally have your picture taken at random,  don't be a celebrity, 'k?

Fu*k those whiny assholes.
 
2014-04-20 03:04:31 AM  

scottydoesntknow: [odesk.ro image 460x522]


For context, that was like 4AM.

If someone stalks you, lurks outside your house all night and then yells "GOOD MORNING" at you from the shadows at 4AM, thus freaking you out and annoying your neighbours, you would also tell them to shut the fark up.

This paparazzi was being "friendly" like the violent ex-husband is being "friendly" by showing up at work on your lunch hour.

Paparazzi deserve zero respect, zero politeness, and zero human decency.  They are vile scum and should be met with physical violence everywhere they show up.
 
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