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(HitFix)   Miley Cyrus postpones her entire US tour. And there was much rejoicing   (hitfix.com) divider line 19
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1992 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 19 Apr 2014 at 8:10 AM (27 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-19 08:34:39 AM  
4 votes:
She goes thru a lot of effort to put on a technically difficult and complicated show night after night.
She doesn't lip sync like Britney Spears, or start hours late like Beiber.
She did right by her fans in postponing the tour leg rather than leaving them hanging on a day by day basis.
Like her or hate her she provides a solid performance and earns her money.
She acts professional and is at the top of her game.
She earned over $70 million last year.  How many of us have earned that in our lifetime?
Its easy to hate on others. Of course it only makes the hater look petty and childish, but hey, its easy, right?
Much easier on our own ego than giving people their due, because we would come up short in a comparison.
2014-04-19 12:49:27 PM  
3 votes:
The problem with "Miley" is quite simple: she has absolutely zero sex appeal, yet the persists in trying to promote this "sex kitten" persona. It's creepy and off-putting.
2014-04-19 08:41:43 AM  
3 votes:
can we not just say "ticket sales are in the toilet because Miley is figuring out that her actual fanbase, young girls, is completely appalled by her show and her behavior"?

Because let's face it - her fanbase has tickets bought by mom and dad, and mom and dad ain't paying for this shiat.
2014-04-19 11:22:37 AM  
2 votes:

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Haters: We get it, she's more attractive, more talented, and way more successful than you will ever be, and that makes you feel insignificant. Too bad, you are insignificant.


I hate on her because she is farking stupid.  She could have remained a huge star with a massive following for a very long time.  She should have transitioned from tv to film, she could have done so many things.  It would not have personally made me a fan (although she might have made me a fan if she had done some theatrical work proving her chops) but I could have respected that.

She decided to stick a fork in that shiat however, and try to become something she never was in reality- a pop star with a large fan base.  Hanna Montana farked up her reality - she decided that she really WAS a hugely popular pop star, instead of a very popular television star.

So no, I don't hate on her because jealous.  She is rich and famous.  Good for her.  She was a role model for lots of young girls, and that was a good thing, and she was good at it.  No problems there.  But then she dropped her panties and took a dump on that, and is trying SO hard to NOT be that - but she CAN'T do that, because of what she was.  That was stupid.  I don't care for stupid.
2014-04-19 08:38:41 AM  
2 votes:

dspevack: She acts professional and is at the top of her game.


You had me right up to that point, and then you lost me.
2014-04-19 08:32:11 AM  
2 votes:
Raise your hand if you believe the "allergic reaction to antibiotics" story.

Nobody? Really?
2014-04-19 02:03:43 PM  
1 votes:

frepnog: Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Haters: We get it, she's more attractive, more talented, and way more successful than you will ever be, and that makes you feel insignificant. Too bad, you are insignificant.

I hate on her because she is farking stupid.  She could have remained a huge star with a massive following for a very long time.  She should have transitioned from tv to film, she could have done so many things.  It would not have personally made me a fan (although she might have made me a fan if she had done some theatrical work proving her chops) but I could have respected that.

She decided to stick a fork in that shiat however, and try to become something she never was in reality- a pop star with a large fan base.  Hanna Montana farked up her reality - she decided that she really WAS a hugely popular pop star, instead of a very popular television star.

So no, I don't hate on her because jealous.  She is rich and famous.  Good for her.  She was ta role model for lots of young girls, and that was a good thing, and she was good at it.  No problems there.  But then she dropped her panties and took a dump on that, and is trying SO hard to NOT be that - but she CAN'T do that, because of what she was.  That was stupid.  I don't care for stupid.


You know what's stupid? Giving a shiat about what some pop-tart does or doesn't do in the first place.
I can't wait to see your reaction when she gets married & doesn't take her husbands last name.
2014-04-19 12:55:35 PM  
1 votes:

baconbeard: The problem with "Miley" is quite simple: she has absolutely zero sex appeal, yet the persists in trying to promote this "sex kitten" persona. It's creepy and off-putting.


holy hell this.  you can't force sexy.  you either is or you isn't.  Miley isn't and never will be.
2014-04-19 10:19:11 AM  
1 votes:

bborchar: frepnog: bborchar: Antibiotics can cause a variety of side effects, so I wouldn't be quick to proclaim what her reaction was.

Especially when the side effect of this medication was "loss of ticket sales".

I'm not saying I like her, or that it's a convenient excuse...just saying that antibiotics can actually fark people up.


Oh, sure, but when you are a "popular" pop star and get sick during a tour, you do what you must to get better quickly and reschedule a couple of dates and get back on the horse.  You don't cancel or postpone the entire tour.  You postpone\cancel entire tours when the venues report "we sold 42 tickets, please do not bother showing up here".

about Metallica, when James caught on farking FIRE for instance - " Hetfield's guitar protected him from the full force of the blast; however, the fire engulfed his left side, burning his hand, arm, eyebrows, face and hair. He suffered second and third-degree burns, but was back on stage 17 days later"

And the motherfarker had been on fire.  My point is this - these "surgery\sickness\reaction to antibiotics" stories you hear these days when supposed popular pop stars cancel tour dates has nothing what ever to do with being sick.  They are cover stories to mask the fact that no one is paying to see them.
2014-04-19 10:17:02 AM  
1 votes:
2014-04-19 10:13:01 AM  
1 votes:
She has pancake tits.
2014-04-19 09:43:00 AM  
1 votes:

bborchar: Antibiotics can cause a variety of side effects, so I wouldn't be quick to proclaim what her reaction was.


Especially when the side effect of this medication was "loss of ticket sales".
2014-04-19 09:19:41 AM  
1 votes:
I heard she constantly has sex with her dad
2014-04-19 09:15:13 AM  
1 votes:

dspevack: She goes thru a lot of effort to put on a technically difficult and complicated show night after night.
She doesn't lip sync like Britney Spears, or start hours late like Beiber.
She did right by her fans in postponing the tour leg rather than leaving them hanging on a day by day basis.
Like her or hate her she provides a solid performance and earns her money.
She acts professional and is at the top of her game.
She earned over $70 million last year.  How many of us have earned that in our lifetime?
Its easy to hate on others. Of course it only makes the hater look petty and childish, but hey, its easy, right?
Much easier on our own ego than giving people their due, because we would come up short in a comparison.


She does brain-dead pop music and shakes her ass on stage.
2014-04-19 09:02:36 AM  
1 votes:

Six_By_Nine: frepnog: can we not just say "ticket sales are in the toilet because Miley is figuring out that her actual fanbase, young girls, is completely appalled by her show and her behavior"?

Because let's face it - her fanbase has tickets bought by mom and dad, and mom and dad ain't paying for this shiat.

I have satellite radio.  A few weeks ago there was a contest where they were trying to portray her show as "controversial" and "all anyone is talking about".  Which...I'm not a fan, but I have heard not nearly the fuss over this tour they way they used to talk about Madonna shows.

Point of the concert was to give away a whole row of tickets...twenty to be exact.

And I'm thinking "if you can sell those kind of tickets, you sure don't need to give a block of 20 away".

So, as much as I hope she's not terribly sick (again, not a fan, but I don't wish that on vapid celebrities), I kinda think maybe there's something to what you're saying.


Of course there is.  Miley is a product in search of consumers that don't exist.  She isn't hot enough to attract a male fanbase (and she is certainly no Katy Perry).  She has no fan base in older women.  She is alienating her actual fan base (girls that grew up watching her on tv).  It's hilarious, really - they can't just openly say that no one is buying tickets.

GaGa expects us to believe her cancelled tour dates have anything whatever to do with anything but ARTPOP flopping and no one buying tickets as well.  It's stupid.
2014-04-19 08:57:06 AM  
1 votes:

frepnog: can we not just say "ticket sales are in the toilet because Miley is figuring out that her actual fanbase, young girls, is completely appalled by her show and her behavior"?

Because let's face it - her fanbase has tickets bought by mom and dad, and mom and dad ain't paying for this shiat.


I have satellite radio.  A few weeks ago there was a contest where they were trying to portray her show as "controversial" and "all anyone is talking about".  Which...I'm not a fan, but I have heard not nearly the fuss over this tour they way they used to talk about Madonna shows.

Point of the concert was to give away a whole row of tickets...twenty to be exact.

And I'm thinking "if you can sell those kind of tickets, you sure don't need to give a block of 20 away".

So, as much as I hope she's not terribly sick (again, not a fan, but I don't wish that on vapid celebrities), I kinda think maybe there's something to what you're saying.
2014-04-19 08:40:17 AM  
1 votes:

dspevack: She goes thru a lot of effort to put on a technically difficult and complicated show night after night.
She doesn't lip sync like Britney Spears, or start hours late like Beiber.
She did right by her fans in postponing the tour leg rather than leaving them hanging on a day by day basis.
Like her or hate her she provides a solid performance and earns her money.
She acts professional and is at the top of her game.
She earned over $70 million last year.  How many of us have earned that in our lifetime?
Its easy to hate on others. Of course it only makes the hater look petty and childish, but hey, its easy, right?
Much easier on our own ego than giving people their due, because we would come up short in a comparison.


SHE'S  NOT GONNA SLEEP WITH YOU!
2014-04-19 08:20:27 AM  
1 votes:
I'm going with "allergic reaction" is PR speak for rehab.
2014-04-19 08:14:05 AM  
1 votes:
She is reprehensible.
 
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