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(HitFix)   Miley Cyrus postpones her entire US tour. And there was much rejoicing   (hitfix.com) divider line 73
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2014-04-19 11:41:48 AM
I nailed her two years ago.
 
2014-04-19 11:43:23 AM

Tax Boy: [distilleryimage4.ak.instagram.com image 640x640]

I hate duckface selfies


and......  that's a bong, not an oxygen mask.
 
2014-04-19 11:46:14 AM

frepnog: She is like Macaulay Culkin - sort of cute when she was younger, but more and more less attractive the older she gets.


Yes, I know
 
2014-04-19 11:52:28 AM

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Haters: We get it, she's more attractive, more talented, and way more successful than you will ever be, and that makes you feel insignificant.  Too bad, you are insignificant.

White Knights: We get it, you've been lusting after her since you first started watching Hannah Montana and she was 12.  She's not going to sleep with you, but as long as she keeps touring she'll keep providing you with new spank material, so there's that to look forward to.


Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
 
2014-04-19 11:58:21 AM

frepnog: bborchar: frepnog: bborchar: Antibiotics can cause a variety of side effects, so I wouldn't be quick to proclaim what her reaction was.

Especially when the side effect of this medication was "loss of ticket sales".

I'm not saying I like her, or that it's a convenient excuse...just saying that antibiotics can actually fark people up.

Oh, sure, but when you are a "popular" pop star and get sick during a tour, you do what you must to get better quickly and reschedule a couple of dates and get back on the horse.  You don't cancel or postpone the entire tour.  You postpone\cancel entire tours when the venues report "we sold 42 tickets, please do not bother showing up here".

about Metallica, when James caught on farking FIRE for instance - " Hetfield's guitar protected him from the full force of the blast; however, the fire engulfed his left side, burning his hand, arm, eyebrows, face and hair. He suffered second and third-degree burns, but was back on stage 17 days later"

And the motherfarker had been on fire.  My point is this - these "surgery\sickness\reaction to antibiotics" stories you hear these days when supposed popular pop stars cancel tour dates has nothing what ever to do with being sick.  They are cover stories to mask the fact that no one is paying to see them.


Oh, I completely agree that a 30 day stint is a bit strange.  I have a pretty severe reaction and was only hospitalized for 3 days.
 
2014-04-19 12:49:27 PM
The problem with "Miley" is quite simple: she has absolutely zero sex appeal, yet the persists in trying to promote this "sex kitten" persona. It's creepy and off-putting.
 
2014-04-19 12:55:35 PM

baconbeard: The problem with "Miley" is quite simple: she has absolutely zero sex appeal, yet the persists in trying to promote this "sex kitten" persona. It's creepy and off-putting.


holy hell this.  you can't force sexy.  you either is or you isn't.  Miley isn't and never will be.
 
2014-04-19 01:18:30 PM

bborchar: frepnog: bborchar: Antibiotics can cause a variety of side effects, so I wouldn't be quick to proclaim what her reaction was.

Especially when the side effect of this medication was "loss of ticket sales".

I'm not saying I like her, or that it's a convenient excuse...just saying that antibiotics can actually fark people up.


I know somebody who lost kidney function after a reaction. Hasn't come back. Consider she was tweeting pics from the hospital I'd say it's not rehab and she legit
 
2014-04-19 02:03:43 PM

frepnog: Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Haters: We get it, she's more attractive, more talented, and way more successful than you will ever be, and that makes you feel insignificant. Too bad, you are insignificant.

I hate on her because she is farking stupid.  She could have remained a huge star with a massive following for a very long time.  She should have transitioned from tv to film, she could have done so many things.  It would not have personally made me a fan (although she might have made me a fan if she had done some theatrical work proving her chops) but I could have respected that.

She decided to stick a fork in that shiat however, and try to become something she never was in reality- a pop star with a large fan base.  Hanna Montana farked up her reality - she decided that she really WAS a hugely popular pop star, instead of a very popular television star.

So no, I don't hate on her because jealous.  She is rich and famous.  Good for her.  She was ta role model for lots of young girls, and that was a good thing, and she was good at it.  No problems there.  But then she dropped her panties and took a dump on that, and is trying SO hard to NOT be that - but she CAN'T do that, because of what she was.  That was stupid.  I don't care for stupid.


You know what's stupid? Giving a shiat about what some pop-tart does or doesn't do in the first place.
I can't wait to see your reaction when she gets married & doesn't take her husbands last name.
 
2014-04-19 02:21:54 PM

Lipspinach: You know what's stupid? Giving a shiat about what some pop-tart does or doesn't do in the first place.
I can't wait to see your reaction when she gets married & doesn't take her husbands last name.


oh god it's this shiat.

fark is a message board.  I DON'T care what Miley Cyrus does.  What we discuss here is not how much I care about Miley.  it's my reaction to what I read on fark, and my responses to what others say.

If someone saying something bad about someone you OBVIOUSLY care about bugs you, well,

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2014-04-19 02:28:10 PM

skinink: Meh. She's an okay singer and from reviews it seems like she puts on a good show. Subby makes it seem like she's the Second Coming of Milli Vanilli.


Milli Vanilli was good stuff! DONT get me started about Frank Farian. He created the whole damn thing and came out unscathed. POS.
 
2014-04-19 03:18:25 PM

mikemoto: I like how it says "allergic reaction to antibiotics". This is most likely a euphemism for uncontrollable diarrhea. She probably has C Diff. From what I understand, this is very difficult to get rid of, and whether or not you like her music, I don't think I'd wish that on anyone.


They still treat syphilis with antibiotics?
 
2014-04-19 03:55:50 PM

dspevack: She goes thru a lot of effort to put on a technically difficult and complicated show night after night.
She doesn't lip sync like Britney Spears, or start hours late like Beiber.
She did right by her fans in postponing the tour leg rather than leaving them hanging on a day by day basis.
Like her or hate her she provides a solid performance and earns her money.
She acts professional and is at the top of her game.
She earned over $70 million last year.  How many of us have earned that in our lifetime?
Its easy to hate on others. Of course it only makes the hater look petty and childish, but hey, its easy, right?
Much easier on our own ego than giving people their due, because we would come up short in a comparison.


How about if we just think she's a vapid talentless redneck? Or, how about a vapid talentless redneck with a great work ethic and that cares about her fans and loves puppies?

\seriously, I don't care, because I don't have to listen to her
 
2014-04-19 04:01:01 PM
Mr. Coffee Nerves: Lemmy got her pregnant.

From another continent.


Nah, she'd literally explode carrying such a god-like seed.
 
2014-04-19 04:33:34 PM
Eh, as much as I dislike her music/existence, hope she gets better. A friend of mine had a severe reaction penicillin years back, and it definitely wasn't pretty. Side effects from drugs and antibiotics in general are horrible, and reactions are even worse. So, yeah, Molly, get better.

OK, back to my usual caustic, snarky self............
 
2014-04-19 05:00:24 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Lemmy got her pregnant.

From another continent.


I'm listening to the leather-bound double edition of "No Remorse" so I'm getting a kick, etc.
 
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2014-04-19 05:18:09 PM
I had a severe allergic reaction to Rocephin, which is a cephalosporin, the same class of antibiotics to which Miley is said to have had a reaction.  I escaped hospitalization, but I was swollen and covered with huge piles of hives for two weeks.  Or so.

Many people have an allergy to certain antibiotics, and it takes a while to get back to baseline.

I think it's also worth considering that getting over the illness behind the need for the antibiotics may take some time, too.  This isn't a good time for her to be doing her thing on stage, or partyin' hard.
 
2014-04-19 06:58:20 PM
She's "healing".  Don't "hate", even if Madonna's already tired of her.
 
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2014-04-19 07:17:38 PM
Cyrus ill, Cypress Hill?
 
2014-04-19 08:13:16 PM
I heard she was born with a heart condition. She could really be sick though. I'm a fan, she's adorable.
 
2014-04-19 11:19:09 PM

farkette716: I heard she was born with a heart condition. She could really be sick though. I'm a fan, she's adorable.


An achy breaky heart? I don't understand.

/She's as adorable as a chihuahua.
 
2014-04-20 12:58:37 AM

devilskware: farkette716: I heard she was born with a heart condition. She could really be sick though. I'm a fan, she's adorable.

An achy breaky heart? I don't understand.

/She's as adorable as a chihuahua.


But chihuahua's aren't--- Ohhhhh... I see what you did there.
 
2014-04-20 03:30:48 AM
she's so hot.
 
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