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2014-04-19 08:12:31 AM  
i331.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-19 08:14:05 AM  
She is reprehensible.
 
2014-04-19 08:19:29 AM  
[OUTRAGE] Somebody tours
 
2014-04-19 08:19:55 AM  
I like how it says "allergic reaction to antibiotics". This is most likely a euphemism for uncontrollable diarrhea. She probably has C Diff. From what I understand, this is very difficult to get rid of, and whether or not you like her music, I don't think I'd wish that on anyone.
 
2014-04-19 08:20:27 AM  
I'm going with "allergic reaction" is PR speak for rehab.
 
2014-04-19 08:21:22 AM  

Turfshoe: I'm going with "allergic reaction" is PR speak for rehab.


Voice lessons?
 
2014-04-19 08:23:07 AM  
Lemmy got her pregnant.

From another continent.
 
2014-04-19 08:32:11 AM  
Raise your hand if you believe the "allergic reaction to antibiotics" story.

Nobody? Really?
 
2014-04-19 08:33:52 AM  

mikemoto: I like how it says "allergic reaction to antibiotics". This is most likely a euphemism for uncontrollable diarrhea. She probably has C Diff. From what I understand, this is very difficult to get rid of, and whether or not you like her music, I don't think I'd wish that on anyone.


My mom had that for over a year, and didn't know it. The stupid doctors didn't diagnosis her, and she had to go to Mayo Clinic to find out she had it for over a year. She had a shiat ton of antibiotics to take. Tthere is a chance she might be a carrier now to it, because she had it for so long. Hospital infections are horrible.
 
2014-04-19 08:34:39 AM  
She goes thru a lot of effort to put on a technically difficult and complicated show night after night.
She doesn't lip sync like Britney Spears, or start hours late like Beiber.
She did right by her fans in postponing the tour leg rather than leaving them hanging on a day by day basis.
Like her or hate her she provides a solid performance and earns her money.
She acts professional and is at the top of her game.
She earned over $70 million last year.  How many of us have earned that in our lifetime?
Its easy to hate on others. Of course it only makes the hater look petty and childish, but hey, its easy, right?
Much easier on our own ego than giving people their due, because we would come up short in a comparison.
 
2014-04-19 08:38:41 AM  

dspevack: She acts professional and is at the top of her game.


You had me right up to that point, and then you lost me.
 
2014-04-19 08:39:50 AM  
How do you not take keflex until you're 21? I got my first round of it when I was like 12.
And I bet it wasn't a sinus infection, but a uti... unless she's doing coke, which is also plausible
 
2014-04-19 08:40:17 AM  

dspevack: She goes thru a lot of effort to put on a technically difficult and complicated show night after night.
She doesn't lip sync like Britney Spears, or start hours late like Beiber.
She did right by her fans in postponing the tour leg rather than leaving them hanging on a day by day basis.
Like her or hate her she provides a solid performance and earns her money.
She acts professional and is at the top of her game.
She earned over $70 million last year.  How many of us have earned that in our lifetime?
Its easy to hate on others. Of course it only makes the hater look petty and childish, but hey, its easy, right?
Much easier on our own ego than giving people their due, because we would come up short in a comparison.


SHE'S  NOT GONNA SLEEP WITH YOU!
 
2014-04-19 08:40:34 AM  

dspevack: She goes thru a lot of effort to put on a technically difficult and complicated show night after night.
She doesn't lip sync like Britney Spears, or start hours late like Beiber.
She did right by her fans in postponing the tour leg rather than leaving them hanging on a day by day basis.
Like her or hate her she provides a solid performance and earns her money.
She acts professional and is at the top of her game.
She earned over $70 million last year.  How many of us have earned that in our lifetime?
Its easy to hate on others. Of course it only makes the hater look petty and childish, but hey, its easy, right?
Much easier on our own ego than giving people their due, because we would come up short in a comparison.


2/10
 
2014-04-19 08:41:43 AM  
can we not just say "ticket sales are in the toilet because Miley is figuring out that her actual fanbase, young girls, is completely appalled by her show and her behavior"?

Because let's face it - her fanbase has tickets bought by mom and dad, and mom and dad ain't paying for this shiat.
 
2014-04-19 08:45:49 AM  

KipKips: dspevack: She goes thru a lot of effort to put on a technically difficult and complicated show night after night.
She doesn't lip sync like Britney Spears, or start hours late like Beiber.
She did right by her fans in postponing the tour leg rather than leaving them hanging on a day by day basis.
Like her or hate her she provides a solid performance and earns her money.
She acts professional and is at the top of her game.
She earned over $70 million last year.  How many of us have earned that in our lifetime?
Its easy to hate on others. Of course it only makes the hater look petty and childish, but hey, its easy, right?
Much easier on our own ego than giving people their due, because we would come up short in a comparison.

2/10


I see there are some people that don't recognize copypasta when they see it.  This might as well say something about the unfortunate black guy heeling it down the drain.
 
2014-04-19 08:57:06 AM  

frepnog: can we not just say "ticket sales are in the toilet because Miley is figuring out that her actual fanbase, young girls, is completely appalled by her show and her behavior"?

Because let's face it - her fanbase has tickets bought by mom and dad, and mom and dad ain't paying for this shiat.


I have satellite radio.  A few weeks ago there was a contest where they were trying to portray her show as "controversial" and "all anyone is talking about".  Which...I'm not a fan, but I have heard not nearly the fuss over this tour they way they used to talk about Madonna shows.

Point of the concert was to give away a whole row of tickets...twenty to be exact.

And I'm thinking "if you can sell those kind of tickets, you sure don't need to give a block of 20 away".

So, as much as I hope she's not terribly sick (again, not a fan, but I don't wish that on vapid celebrities), I kinda think maybe there's something to what you're saying.
 
2014-04-19 08:58:28 AM  

Six_By_Nine: concert


Er, contest.
 
2014-04-19 09:00:12 AM  
Maybe this whole medical thing will cure the tendency for her tongue to escape her mouth.
 
2014-04-19 09:02:36 AM  

Six_By_Nine: frepnog: can we not just say "ticket sales are in the toilet because Miley is figuring out that her actual fanbase, young girls, is completely appalled by her show and her behavior"?

Because let's face it - her fanbase has tickets bought by mom and dad, and mom and dad ain't paying for this shiat.

I have satellite radio.  A few weeks ago there was a contest where they were trying to portray her show as "controversial" and "all anyone is talking about".  Which...I'm not a fan, but I have heard not nearly the fuss over this tour they way they used to talk about Madonna shows.

Point of the concert was to give away a whole row of tickets...twenty to be exact.

And I'm thinking "if you can sell those kind of tickets, you sure don't need to give a block of 20 away".

So, as much as I hope she's not terribly sick (again, not a fan, but I don't wish that on vapid celebrities), I kinda think maybe there's something to what you're saying.


Of course there is.  Miley is a product in search of consumers that don't exist.  She isn't hot enough to attract a male fanbase (and she is certainly no Katy Perry).  She has no fan base in older women.  She is alienating her actual fan base (girls that grew up watching her on tv).  It's hilarious, really - they can't just openly say that no one is buying tickets.

GaGa expects us to believe her cancelled tour dates have anything whatever to do with anything but ARTPOP flopping and no one buying tickets as well.  It's stupid.
 
2014-04-19 09:04:55 AM  
Meh. She's an okay singer and from reviews it seems like she puts on a good show. Subby makes it seem like she's the Second Coming of Milli Vanilli.
 
2014-04-19 09:08:07 AM  

frepnog: can we not just say "ticket sales are in the toilet because Miley is figuring out that her actual fanbase, young girls, is completely appalled by her show and her behavior"?

Because let's face it - her fanbase has tickets bought by mom and dad, and mom and dad ain't paying for this shiat.


If your target audience is largely twelve year old girls and you have been a "teen idol" for eight years - you can do the math, happens to most teen idols.

/nothing to do with this story
 
2014-04-19 09:08:34 AM  
At lest she didn't drove her fiance to suicide to get some rest
 
2014-04-19 09:09:23 AM  

riverwalk barfly: /nothing to do with this story


yeah, it has everything to do with the story - because the "story" is cover, and any one with half a brain knows it.
 
2014-04-19 09:10:51 AM  

skinink: Meh. She's an okay singer and from reviews it seems like she puts on a good show. Subby makes it seem like she's the Second Coming of Milli Vanilli.


IN today's market, being an "OK" singer isn't going to cut it, and it doesn't matter how "good" your show is if no one comes to see it.
 
2014-04-19 09:15:13 AM  

dspevack: She goes thru a lot of effort to put on a technically difficult and complicated show night after night.
She doesn't lip sync like Britney Spears, or start hours late like Beiber.
She did right by her fans in postponing the tour leg rather than leaving them hanging on a day by day basis.
Like her or hate her she provides a solid performance and earns her money.
She acts professional and is at the top of her game.
She earned over $70 million last year.  How many of us have earned that in our lifetime?
Its easy to hate on others. Of course it only makes the hater look petty and childish, but hey, its easy, right?
Much easier on our own ego than giving people their due, because we would come up short in a comparison.


She does brain-dead pop music and shakes her ass on stage.
 
2014-04-19 09:17:25 AM  

Great_Milenko: She does brain-dead pop music


and the fact is, you could plug ANY girl in there in her place and the music would not change one iota.
 
2014-04-19 09:19:41 AM  
I heard she constantly has sex with her dad
 
2014-04-19 09:37:06 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Lemmy got her pregnant.

From another continent.


Wouldn't you?

\m/
 
2014-04-19 09:41:52 AM  

mikemoto: I like how it says "allergic reaction to antibiotics". This is most likely a euphemism for uncontrollable diarrhea. She probably has C Diff. From what I understand, this is very difficult to get rid of, and whether or not you like her music, I don't think I'd wish that on anyone.


I had a severe reaction to erythromycin...it caused uncontrollable vomiting and swelling of my esophagus for 6 hours, even after I was given anti-nausea medication at the hospital. Most antibiotics that don't agree with me make me throw up, but to a lesser degree.

Antibiotics can cause a variety of side effects, so I wouldn't be quick to proclaim what her reaction was.
 
2014-04-19 09:43:00 AM  

bborchar: Antibiotics can cause a variety of side effects, so I wouldn't be quick to proclaim what her reaction was.


Especially when the side effect of this medication was "loss of ticket sales".
 
2014-04-19 09:45:25 AM  
cdn.hitfix.com

Very long, very thin, invisible penis.
 
2014-04-19 09:46:12 AM  

Turfshoe: I'm going with "allergic reaction" is PR speak for rehab.


My first thought.  30 or so day hospital stay for an allergy?  Nope.  Sounds like detox.
 
2014-04-19 09:46:31 AM  

frepnog: bborchar: Antibiotics can cause a variety of side effects, so I wouldn't be quick to proclaim what her reaction was.

Especially when the side effect of this medication was "loss of ticket sales".


I'm not saying I like her, or that it's a convenient excuse...just saying that antibiotics can actually fark people up.
 
2014-04-19 10:03:07 AM  

Turfshoe: I'm going with "allergic reaction" is PR speak for rehab.


"Exhaustion". It's always "Exhaustion".
 
2014-04-19 10:13:01 AM  
She has pancake tits.
 
2014-04-19 10:17:02 AM  
 
2014-04-19 10:19:11 AM  

bborchar: frepnog: bborchar: Antibiotics can cause a variety of side effects, so I wouldn't be quick to proclaim what her reaction was.

Especially when the side effect of this medication was "loss of ticket sales".

I'm not saying I like her, or that it's a convenient excuse...just saying that antibiotics can actually fark people up.


Oh, sure, but when you are a "popular" pop star and get sick during a tour, you do what you must to get better quickly and reschedule a couple of dates and get back on the horse.  You don't cancel or postpone the entire tour.  You postpone\cancel entire tours when the venues report "we sold 42 tickets, please do not bother showing up here".

about Metallica, when James caught on farking FIRE for instance - " Hetfield's guitar protected him from the full force of the blast; however, the fire engulfed his left side, burning his hand, arm, eyebrows, face and hair. He suffered second and third-degree burns, but was back on stage 17 days later"

And the motherfarker had been on fire.  My point is this - these "surgery\sickness\reaction to antibiotics" stories you hear these days when supposed popular pop stars cancel tour dates has nothing what ever to do with being sick.  They are cover stories to mask the fact that no one is paying to see them.
 
2014-04-19 10:38:48 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Sleazy Rider: She has pancake tits.

They are small, but I would not call them 'pancake'

NSFW.


looks like Ellen. borf.
 
2014-04-19 10:47:06 AM  

frepnog: bborchar: frepnog: bborchar: Antibiotics can cause a variety of side effects, so I wouldn't be quick to proclaim what her reaction was.

Especially when the side effect of this medication was "loss of ticket sales".

I'm not saying I like her, or that it's a convenient excuse...just saying that antibiotics can actually fark people up.

Oh, sure, but when you are a "popular" pop star and get sick during a tour, you do what you must to get better quickly and reschedule a couple of dates and get back on the horse.  You don't cancel or postpone the entire tour.  You postpone\cancel entire tours when the venues report "we sold 42 tickets, please do not bother showing up here".

about Metallica, when James caught on farking FIRE for instance - " Hetfield's guitar protected him from the full force of the blast; however, the fire engulfed his left side, burning his hand, arm, eyebrows, face and hair. He suffered second and third-degree burns, but was back on stage 17 days later"

And the motherfarker had been on fire.  My point is this - these "surgery\sickness\reaction to antibiotics" stories you hear these days when supposed popular pop stars cancel tour dates has nothing what ever to do with being sick.  They are cover stories to mask the fact that no one is paying to see them.


Although, to be fair, we would point out that he was doing vocals and pretty much being still. I think they had Wolff Marshall or someone sub in on the guitar lines as James' arm/hand were all farked up and getting treated.

/point remains though
 
2014-04-19 10:50:36 AM  

LewDux: I heard she constantly has sex with her dad


Oh, I'm sure they stop every now and then, you know, for a PB&J and a glass of milk, just to keep the strength up...
 
2014-04-19 10:50:51 AM  
She'll always be Hannah Montana to me.
 
2014-04-19 11:08:02 AM  
Haters: We get it, she's more attractive, more talented, and way more successful than you will ever be, and that makes you feel insignificant.  Too bad, you are insignificant.

White Knights: We get it, you've been lusting after her since you first started watching Hannah Montana and she was 12.  She's not going to sleep with you, but as long as she keeps touring she'll keep providing you with new spank material, so there's that to look forward to.
 
2014-04-19 11:16:07 AM  

markfara: Turfshoe: I'm going with "allergic reaction" is PR speak for rehab.

Voice lessons?


Yeah, she's commercial as fark, and most of her music is nothing special, but if you catch her when she isn't doing "pop", she can definitely sing.  The music marketing machine doesn't care about singing ability though, just spectacle, so she makes her money with crap like Bangerz.
 
2014-04-19 11:22:37 AM  

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Haters: We get it, she's more attractive, more talented, and way more successful than you will ever be, and that makes you feel insignificant. Too bad, you are insignificant.


I hate on her because she is farking stupid.  She could have remained a huge star with a massive following for a very long time.  She should have transitioned from tv to film, she could have done so many things.  It would not have personally made me a fan (although she might have made me a fan if she had done some theatrical work proving her chops) but I could have respected that.

She decided to stick a fork in that shiat however, and try to become something she never was in reality- a pop star with a large fan base.  Hanna Montana farked up her reality - she decided that she really WAS a hugely popular pop star, instead of a very popular television star.

So no, I don't hate on her because jealous.  She is rich and famous.  Good for her.  She was a role model for lots of young girls, and that was a good thing, and she was good at it.  No problems there.  But then she dropped her panties and took a dump on that, and is trying SO hard to NOT be that - but she CAN'T do that, because of what she was.  That was stupid.  I don't care for stupid.
 
2014-04-19 11:26:05 AM  
She's turned into an angry art college lesbian.
 
2014-04-19 11:33:48 AM  

frepnog: Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Haters: We get it, she's more attractive, more talented, and way more successful than you will ever be, and that makes you feel insignificant. Too bad, you are insignificant.

I hate on her because she is farking stupid.  She could have remained a huge star with a massive following for a very long time.  She should have transitioned from tv to film, she could have done so many things.  It would not have personally made me a fan (although she might have made me a fan if she had done some theatrical work proving her chops) but I could have respected that.

She decided to stick a fork in that shiat however, and try to become something she never was in reality- a pop star with a large fan base.  Hanna Montana farked up her reality - she decided that she really WAS a hugely popular pop star, instead of a very popular television star.

So no, I don't hate on her because jealous.  She is rich and famous.  Good for her.  She was a role model for lots of young girls, and that was a good thing, and she was good at it.  No problems there.  But then she dropped her panties and took a dump on that, and is trying SO hard to NOT be that - but she CAN'T do that, because of what she was.  That was stupid.  I don't care for stupid.


Yeah, she became totally unfappable
 
2014-04-19 11:37:59 AM  

LewDux: Yeah, she became totally unfappable


She was never fappable.  She isn't pretty and her body is "meh" at best.  She is like Macaulay Culkin  - sort of cute when she was younger, but more and more less attractive the older she gets.  She has already passed her peak attractiveness, and she was nothing to write home about even then.
 
2014-04-19 11:40:05 AM  
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I hate duckface selfies
 
2014-04-19 11:41:36 AM  

dspevack: She goes thru a lot of effort to put on a technically difficult and complicated show night after night.
She doesn't lip sync like Britney Spears, or start hours late like Beiber.
She did right by her fans in postponing the tour leg rather than leaving them hanging on a day by day basis.
Like her or hate her she provides a solid performance and earns her money.
She acts professional and is at the top of her game.
She earned over $70 million last year.  How many of us have earned that in our lifetime?
Its easy to hate on others. Of course it only makes the hater look petty and childish, but hey, its easy, right?
Much easier on our own ego than giving people their due, because we would come up short in a comparison.


That euphoric example of white knighting has me tipping my fedora.
 
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