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(Al Jazeera)   Set up a Twitter account making fun of the mayor of Peoria, Illinois? Yeah, enjoy having the cops show up at your workplace and haul you in for interrogation   (america.aljazeera.com) divider line 23
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2014-04-19 01:14:11 AM  
3 votes:
FTFA: "They brought me in like I was a criminal," said Michelle Pratt, a 27-year-old resident who was in the shower when officers arrived at the front door.

Why, yes. That is how they generally handle it when they drag you in for questioning. You thought you had rights or something?
Move along, the rest of you! Nothing to see here.

Ryker'sPeninsula:
   There once was a mayor from Peoria
   Who would look in the mirror for euphoria
   He abused his power, detained a lady just out of the shower
   And should be sent to Cambodia


I would revise that slightly for a limerick:
   There once was a mayor from Peoria
   Who would look in the mirror for euphoria
   He abused his power, and a lady in the shower
   And the electorate said no more o' ya.
2014-04-19 01:12:58 AM  
2 votes:

Lord Farkwad: fusillade762: I AM THE MAYOR OF PEORIA!

I AM SPARTACUS!


Oh, shut up, Ardis. You're not fooling anyone.
2014-04-19 12:52:38 AM  
2 votes:

maltedmothball: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: macross87: There once was a mayor from Peoria....

Whom power gave a sense of euphoria...

until a fake tweet, got him up from his seat...


His new cell mate be callin' him Gloria
2014-04-19 12:47:37 AM  
2 votes:

maltedmothball: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: macross87: There once was a mayor from Peoria....

Whom power gave a sense of euphoria...

until a fake tweet, got him  up from his seat...


to legislate common sense moratoria
2014-04-19 12:28:59 AM  
2 votes:

macross87: There once was a mayor from Peoria....


Whom power gave a sense of euphoria...
2014-04-19 12:14:06 AM  
2 votes:
I AM THE MAYOR OF PEORIA!
2014-04-19 12:10:47 AM  
2 votes:
Well, this ought to generate some mature response, and by mature response, I mean hundreds of fake Peoria mayor web presences.
2014-04-19 02:34:43 AM  
1 votes:
Apparently it won't play locally...?
2014-04-19 02:31:56 AM  
1 votes:
petoria.jpg
2014-04-19 01:35:27 AM  
1 votes:
Hickory dickery dock
Peoria's mayor's a cock
He helped me flog
My microblog
By being so easy to mock
2014-04-19 01:00:02 AM  
1 votes:
If Tom Corbett is an example to go by, this mayor has a governorship in his future.
2014-04-19 12:55:23 AM  
1 votes:

maltedmothball: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: macross87: There once was a mayor from Peoria....

Whom power gave a sense of euphoria...

until a fake tweet, got him  up from his seat...


And the band at the Waldorf Astoria!
2014-04-19 12:39:42 AM  
1 votes:
I partied in Peoria once, in college.

I woke up to find that someone had lowered the oven door and took a dump on it, before they sprinkled it with powdered sugar for some reason.

/thought it must be a Peoria thing
2014-04-19 12:39:24 AM  
1 votes:

macross87: There once was a mayor from Peoria....


/limerick time!


There once was a mayor from Peoria
Who would look in the mirror for euphoria
He abused his power, detained a lady just out of the shower
And should be sent to Cambodia
2014-04-19 12:37:59 AM  
1 votes:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: macross87: There once was a mayor from Peoria....

Whom power gave a sense of euphoria...


until a fake tweet, got him  up from his seat...
2014-04-19 12:30:00 AM  
1 votes:

Omahawg: jjorsett: Wait, Peoria actually exists? I thought it was a city comedians made up. Peoria. Peoria. Who can say that without laughing?

richard pryor but he grew up in a whorehouse there and I don't think he found it too funny


You know who else grew up in a whorehouse?

thoughtcatalog.files.wordpress.com


...and of course


graphics8.nytimes.com
2014-04-19 12:23:46 AM  
1 votes:
Richard Pryor was born in a peoria Whitehouse.
2014-04-19 12:20:51 AM  
1 votes:
As an aside, seriously---since when is a farking Twitter account considered to be a "trusted source of information"?!  Jeez, what's next? The Onion gets busted for faking news reports?!
2014-04-19 12:20:09 AM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: I AM THE MAYOR OF PEORIA!


i.kinja-img.com
2014-04-19 12:17:26 AM  
1 votes:
The mayor of Peoria gave me pinkeye .
2014-04-19 12:17:14 AM  
1 votes:
Wow, way to overreact there, Peoria.  It's not like Jim's the president or anything.  Geez.

Boy, I'd hate to live just outside of Peoria or know anyone who's from there or anything.
2014-04-19 12:16:59 AM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: I AM THE MAYOR OF PEORIA!


You can't be I am. (stern look)
2014-04-19 12:13:13 AM  
1 votes:
Good thing I'm behind seven proxies
 
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