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(BBC-US)   While you struggle to pay your bills, the Obama administration is set to give hundreds of millions of dollars to Iran   (bbc.com) divider line 136
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2014-04-18 06:06:11 PM
I am gonna go with both to the question Is subby a troll or has limited reading comprehesion


The United States is to release frozen Iranian funds
 
2014-04-18 06:44:05 PM

spongeboob: I am gonna go with both to the question Is subby a troll or has limited reading comprehesion


The United States is to release frozen Iranian funds


Both. This isn't even a question.
 
2014-04-18 06:45:32 PM
Farkin' Obama...giving people their own money back. What an asshole.
 
2014-04-18 07:07:56 PM
I'm not struggling to pay my bills.
 
2014-04-18 07:20:52 PM
Wrong, subby.

He is not giving anybody our money, it's called "diplomacy," instead of heightened tension that may lead to war.  So, how many dead people is it worth to not unfreeze their assets?
 
2014-04-18 07:27:56 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Wrong, subby.

He is not giving anybody our money, it's called "diplomacy," instead of heightened tension that may lead to war.  So, how many dead people is it worth to not unfreeze their assets?


Sounds like something only a Kenyan Usurper Marxist Anti-American would do.
 
2014-04-18 07:27:57 PM
$450m (£270m) would be made available

If Obama would just split that money between every American we'd each have, like A THOUSAND DOLLARS!
 
2014-04-18 07:28:37 PM
The US is keeping their word to give Iran back their own money if the complied with an agreement and they did so far. It has been over 50 years since the US overthrew the Iranian democratically  elected government and replaced it with a brutal dictator and over 35 years since the American hostages were taken for the return of the Dictator. Maybe it is about time to open things up with Iran to show a Muslim country in the middle east can have women wear jeans, drive cars and attend University and go on to work. A non-Muslim can even get a beer. Saudi Arabia  really is the worst  country to be allied with in the middle east if American valves are supposed to play any part.
 
2014-04-18 07:37:18 PM

eurotrader: Saudi Arabia really is the worst country to be allied with in the middle east if American valves are supposed to play any part.


Saudi Arabia embodies the "f*ck you, I've got mine because JesusAllah said so" spirit quite nicely, actually.
 
2014-04-18 07:57:18 PM
Geopolitics, how the f*ck does that work?
 
2014-04-18 08:14:50 PM

OBAMA IS EVIL BECAUSE HE'S A SOCIALIST!!!!

WHY WON'T OBAMA'S GOVERNMENT GIVE ME MONEY FOR FREE???

 
2014-04-18 08:29:45 PM
Upvoted because of how funny this headline is. Come on, guys; its a joke.
 
2014-04-18 08:33:59 PM

cman: Upvoted because of how funny this headline is. Come on, guys; its a joke.


There's been much better that last few days. The Clinton thread and Obamacare thread were much better
 
2014-04-18 08:34:24 PM

FlashHarry: OBAMA IS EVIL BECAUSE HE'S A SOCIALIST!!!!WHY WON'T OBAMA'S GOVERNMENT GIVE ME MONEY FOR FREE???


Bush gave me money for free.
 
2014-04-18 08:36:18 PM
Bravo, Subby. Bravo. Haven't seen a trolltastic headline quite this good in quite some time.
 
2014-04-18 08:38:48 PM
Frozen funds? Let it go!
 
2014-04-18 08:40:52 PM

cman: Upvoted because of how funny this headline is. Come on, guys; its a joke.


Downvoted to cancel out your vote.
 
2014-04-18 08:42:27 PM

Lionel Mandrake: cman: Upvoted because of how funny this headline is. Come on, guys; its a joke.

Downvoted to cancel out your vote.


I swear vengeance upon ye. Thou shalt rue this day
 
2014-04-18 08:52:13 PM
It's what Reagan would've done.

/or did
 
2014-04-18 08:52:32 PM

spongeboob: I am gonna go with both to the question Is subby a troll or has limited reading comprehesion


The United States is to release frozen Iranian funds


Was it frozen in the banana stand?
 
2014-04-18 08:53:17 PM

Arkanaut: spongeboob: I am gonna go with both to the question Is subby a troll or has limited reading comprehesion


The United States is to release frozen Iranian funds

Was it frozen in the banana stand?


There's ALWAYS. MONEY. IN THE BANANA STAND!
 
2014-04-18 08:56:06 PM

Gecko Gingrich: I'm not struggling to pay my bills.


Neither am I, but I'm sure the contractor I used to work with who was recently let go for sucking at his job (and probably getting piss drunk the whole day as far as we can tell) is.

Maybe subby shouldn't be sneaking booze to work in Scope bottles and disappearing into the bathroom with is back pack full of them.
 
2014-04-18 08:56:38 PM

FlashHarry: OBAMA IS EVIL BECAUSE HE'S A SOCIALIST!!!!WHY WON'T OBAMA'S GOVERNMENT GIVE ME MONEY FOR FREE???


Well the congress has been giving huge tax breaks to the worlds wealthiest companies. They are supposed to trickle down that money, so we really should be trying to get some of that free market money.
 
2014-04-18 08:56:49 PM

eurotrader: The US is keeping their word to give Iran back their own money if the complied with an agreement and they did so far. It has been over 50 years since the US overthrew the Iranian democratically  elected government and replaced it with a brutal dictator and over 35 years since the American hostages were taken for the return of the Dictator. Maybe it is about time to open things up with Iran to show a Muslim country in the middle east can have women wear jeans, drive cars and attend University and go on to work. A non-Muslim can even get a beer. Saudi Arabia  really is the worst  country to be allied with in the middle east if American valves are supposed to play any part.


Well...women in Iran do wear jeans.


www.slate.com


But yes, this was the deal, and screw you subbytroll.



They also attend university and work, though like most of the ME if you're young and/or a woman it's hard times finding work:

As of 2005, 65% of Iran's university students and 43% of its salaried workers were women.[55] and as of early 2007 nearly 70% of Iran's science and engineering students are women.[56] This has led to many female school and university graduates being under-utilised. This is beginning to have an effect on Iranian society and was a contributing factor to the anti-regime protests by Iranian youth.

/wiki
//076dd0a50e0c1255009e-bd4b8aabaca29897bc751dfaf75b290c.r40.cf1.rackcdn.com
 
2014-04-18 08:57:36 PM

eurotrader: The US is keeping their word to give Iran back their own money if the complied with an agreement and they did so far. It has been over 50 years since the US overthrew the Iranian democratically  elected government and replaced it with a brutal dictator and over 35 years since the American hostages were taken for the return of the Dictator. Maybe it is about time to open things up with Iran to show a Muslim country in the middle east can have women wear jeans, drive cars and attend University and go on to work. A non-Muslim can even get a beer. Saudi Arabia  really is the worst  country to be allied with in the middle east if American valves are supposed to play any part.


GODDAMMIT.

I misread your entire damn post.

Sorry.  Mea culpa.
 
2014-04-18 09:04:10 PM

StreetlightInTheGhetto: eurotrader: The US is keeping their word to give Iran back their own money if the complied with an agreement and they did so far. It has been over 50 years since the US overthrew the Iranian democratically  elected government and replaced it with a brutal dictator and over 35 years since the American hostages were taken for the return of the Dictator. Maybe it is about time to open things up with Iran to show a Muslim country in the middle east can have women wear jeans, drive cars and attend University and go on to work. A non-Muslim can even get a beer. Saudi Arabia  really is the worst  country to be allied with in the middle east if American valves are supposed to play any part.

GODDAMMIT.

I misread your entire damn post.

Sorry.  Mea culpa.


No no its all good man.
 
2014-04-18 09:07:34 PM
While you struggle to pay your bills I dress in a luchador mask and chase my niece around the house throwing pie filling at her while she yells, "OH, NO! IT'S PIEGER MASK!"
 
2014-04-18 09:08:39 PM

spongeboob: I am gonna go with both to the question Is subby a troll or has limited reading comprehesion


The United States is to release frozen Iranian funds


This.  Subby is a troll...

2/10
 
2014-04-18 09:09:38 PM

spongeboob: I am gonna go with both to the question Is subby a troll or has limited reading comprehesion


The United States is to release frozen Iranian funds


Subby forgot about the trillions we spend on ourselves. We'd find hundreds of millions in our couch cushions.
 
2014-04-18 09:13:05 PM
Most of it will go to pay off subby's mom for all the blowjobs. Subby's mom craves the uncut cawk.
 
2014-04-18 09:17:01 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Most of it will go to pay off subby's mom for all the blowjobs. Subby's mom craves the uncut cawk.


Subbys mom is an antisemite?
 
2014-04-18 09:17:13 PM
This is a subby who is really good at fostering discussion.
 
2014-04-18 09:18:36 PM
subtard RIF
 
2014-04-18 09:21:02 PM
It's ok, he's going to pay for it by shortening his next vacation by a couple of days.
 
2014-04-18 09:28:23 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels: Bravo, Subby. Bravo. Haven't seen a trolltastic headline quite this good in quite some time.


You missed the Obama's taxes are too high thread didn't you?
 
2014-04-18 09:32:48 PM

Summercat: StreetlightInTheGhetto: eurotrader: The US is keeping their word to give Iran back their own money if the complied with an agreement and they did so far. It has been over 50 years since the US overthrew the Iranian democratically  elected government and replaced it with a brutal dictator and over 35 years since the American hostages were taken for the return of the Dictator. Maybe it is about time to open things up with Iran to show a Muslim country in the middle east can have women wear jeans, drive cars and attend University and go on to work. A non-Muslim can even get a beer. Saudi Arabia  really is the worst  country to be allied with in the middle east if American valves are supposed to play any part.

GODDAMMIT.

I misread your entire damn post.

Sorry.  Mea culpa.

No no its all good man.


I try not to interject too often in disputes but this just pisses me off. Take his apology like a man God damn it.
 
2014-04-18 09:40:53 PM

Gecko Gingrich: I'm not struggling to pay my bills.


This. If you are struggling to pay your bills, you are clearly lazy and don't work hard or try to improve yourself to get a job and lift yourself up by your bootstraps. We are the Sons of Reagan, heil.
 
2014-04-18 09:44:51 PM

Crotchrocket Slim: Maybe subby shouldn't be sneaking booze to work in Scope bottles and disappearing into the bathroom with is back pack full of them.


Was going through a bottle of a Lebanese rosé when I submitted that, but currently drinking a pint of:
www.witzel.org

As for the rest of the comments:
lh5.ggpht.com


If you recall, the last time we released frozen funds back to Iran in exchange for them making progress on nuclear deals Fox news and several Republican members of the House/Senate immediately started to claim that Obama was giving Iran tax payer money.

This was a reference to that idiocy.

Also:
img1.wikia.nocookie.net


/subby
//suck my greenlit
///get me another beer
////bottom right tray of the fridge
 
2014-04-18 09:50:57 PM
ichef.bbci.co.uk
I don't think those masks or rubber gloves are going to do much to protect you folks against radiation poisoning. If that barrel isn't a prop... Good luck...
 
2014-04-18 09:53:58 PM
While you struggle to pay your bills, the Obama administration oh nevermind I give up.
 
2014-04-18 09:54:30 PM
Herpa derpa! Ah tole y'all he's a dadgum muslin! This here PROVES it, y'all! He's incahoots with the turrists in Eye-ran, y'all! Derpa herpa!

Also, BENGHAZI!
 
2014-04-18 09:57:33 PM
Derp.
 
2014-04-18 09:58:38 PM

redmid17: Summercat: StreetlightInTheGhetto: eurotrader: The US is keeping their word to give Iran back their own money if the complied with an agreement and they did so far. It has been over 50 years since the US overthrew the Iranian democratically  elected government and replaced it with a brutal dictator and over 35 years since the American hostages were taken for the return of the Dictator. Maybe it is about time to open things up with Iran to show a Muslim country in the middle east can have women wear jeans, drive cars and attend University and go on to work. A non-Muslim can even get a beer. Saudi Arabia  really is the worst  country to be allied with in the middle east if American valves are supposed to play any part.

GODDAMMIT.

I misread your entire damn post.

Sorry.  Mea culpa.

No no its all good man.

I try not to interject too often in disputes but this just pisses me off. Take his apology like a man God damn it.


Lots.more angry otters!
 
2014-04-18 09:58:41 PM

Target Builder: [ichef.bbci.co.uk image 304x171]
I don't think those masks or rubber gloves are going to do much to protect you folks against radiation poisoning. If that barrel isn't a prop... Good luck...


The masks and gloves are there to prevent them from being contaminated with Alpha/beta emitter dusts, or from them inhaling them.
 
2014-04-18 10:01:26 PM

Summercat: redmid17: Summercat: StreetlightInTheGhetto: GODDAMMIT.

I misread your entire damn post.

Sorry.  Mea culpa.

No no its all good man.

I try not to interject too often in disputes but this just pisses me off. Take his apology like a man God damn it.

Lots.more angry otters!


Try making sense.
 
2014-04-18 10:03:30 PM

Summercat: redmid17: Summercat: StreetlightInTheGhetto: eurotrader: The US is keeping their word to give Iran back their own money if the complied with an agreement and they did so far. It has been over 50 years since the US overthrew the Iranian democratically  elected government and replaced it with a brutal dictator and over 35 years since the American hostages were taken for the return of the Dictator. Maybe it is about time to open things up with Iran to show a Muslim country in the middle east can have women wear jeans, drive cars and attend University and go on to work. A non-Muslim can even get a beer. Saudi Arabia  really is the worst  country to be allied with in the middle east if American valves are supposed to play any part.

GODDAMMIT.

I misread your entire damn post.

Sorry.  Mea culpa.

No no its all good man.

I try not to interject too often in disputes but this just pisses me off. Take his apology like a man God damn it.

Lots.more angry otters!


fwcbirdseyeview.com
 
2014-04-18 10:10:56 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Wrong, subby.

He is not giving anybody our money, it's called "diplomacy," instead of heightened tension that may lead to war.  So, how many dead people is it worth to not unfreeze their assets?


WE WANNA F*CKIN BOMB IRAN, OKAY?!??!?
 
2014-04-18 10:13:38 PM

CruiserTwelve: Frozen funds? Let it go!


Sees what you did there. ..

papelpop.com
 
2014-04-18 10:15:46 PM
I'm gonna guess that reading comprehension may not be Subby's strong point.
 
2014-04-18 10:16:14 PM

theknuckler_33: Summercat: redmid17: Summercat: StreetlightInTheGhetto: GODDAMMIT.

I misread your entire damn post.

Sorry.  Mea culpa.

No no its all good man.

I try not to interject too often in disputes but this just pisses me off. Take his apology like a man God damn it.

Lots.more angry otters!

Try making sense.


Was april first so long ago?

HinT: lmao. And im also an otter furry.
 
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