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(Nola.com)   You know it's going to be a very Good Friday when your church starts handing out free gasoline   (nola.com) divider line 30
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2014-04-18 05:07:53 PM
Do I get a little crucifix with each fill-up?  Because that would be awesome.
 
2014-04-18 05:15:02 PM
If it were a REALLY Good Friday I wouldn't still be in this stinkin' office
 
2014-04-18 05:23:02 PM
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They're burning down churches? That's OK...I eat at Popeye's.
 
2014-04-18 07:07:06 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: If it were a REALLY Good Friday I wouldn't still be in this stinkin' office


Agreed
 
2014-04-18 07:23:59 PM
Did they bless the gasoline first?
 
2014-04-18 07:29:09 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: If it were a REALLY Good Friday I wouldn't still be in this stinkin' office


Most places around here close on Good Friday. It's a state holiday.
 
2014-04-18 07:47:22 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Do I get a little crucifix with each fill-up?  Because that would be awesome.


A BOBBLEHEAD crucifix
 
2014-04-18 07:48:33 PM
Happy Easter, let's play into the sin of greed
 
2014-04-18 07:49:42 PM
Does Varg get any?
 
2014-04-18 07:51:06 PM
And he said unto them: "take of this and drive, this is my gas."
 
2014-04-18 07:54:52 PM
Where Would Jesus Drill?
 
2014-04-18 07:57:01 PM
I see they're trying the "Big Gas Savings" approach.
 
2014-04-18 07:57:03 PM
I've been to Slidell, and I'm assuming the free gas was enough for them to leave town.
/Hellhole, that is.
 
2014-04-18 07:59:55 PM
Sitting in line for an hour while watching and listening to a bunch of evangelicals parading around, in exchange for $25 in gas? No farking way.
 
2014-04-18 08:01:42 PM

Ex-Texan: I've been to Slidell, and I'm assuming the free gas was enough for them to leave town.
/Hellhole, that is.


you live in NM and complain about Slidell? you didn't spend enough time here.

and my governor is no more derpy than yours.
 
2014-04-18 08:03:48 PM
Diesel be unto you.
 
2014-04-18 08:04:58 PM
And what do you burn apart from witches?
 
2014-04-18 08:20:55 PM

Nabb1: MaudlinMutantMollusk: If it were a REALLY Good Friday I wouldn't still be in this stinkin' office

Most places around here close on Good Friday. It's a state holiday.


Where the fark...
 
2014-04-18 08:26:25 PM

chitownmike: Nabb1: MaudlinMutantMollusk: If it were a REALLY Good Friday I wouldn't still be in this stinkin' office

Most places around here close on Good Friday. It's a state holiday.

Where the fark...


Hey, if Mardi Gras is a state holiday, then Good Friday only makes sense.

/I worked a half day.
 
2014-04-18 08:44:24 PM

Yaw String: And what do you burn apart from witches?


MOAR WITCHES!
 
2014-04-18 08:53:34 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Marcus Aurelius: Do I get a little crucifix with each fill-up?  Because that would be awesome.

A BOBBLEHEAD crucifix


Plastic Jesus
 
2014-04-18 09:00:28 PM

Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: Sitting in line for an hour while watching and listening to a bunch of evangelicals parading around, in exchange for $25 in gas? No farking way.


I make a bit less than $25/hour, and can at least tolerate the fundamentalist/evangelical herp'n'derp....so this sounds like a good deal to me...
 
2014-04-18 09:12:02 PM

Callous: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Marcus Aurelius: Do I get a little crucifix with each fill-up?  Because that would be awesome.

A BOBBLEHEAD crucifix

Plastic Jesus


Rubber Jesus (NSFW)
 
2014-04-18 09:34:50 PM
Happy Good Friday! Cleanse the unbelievers with the fires of righteousness!
 
2014-04-18 09:43:55 PM
Did Jesus turn the water into gasoline?
 
2014-04-18 09:49:44 PM
Yaw String: And what do you burn apart from witches?

More witches!
*insert voice from that Monty Python movie

*Danger Avoid Death: Did Jesus turn the water into gasoline?

Nope, but BP did!
Jesus I think turned water into Bacardi 151. Or Krokodil, I forget which.
 
2014-04-18 09:55:05 PM
I'm on my way...
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2014-04-18 10:04:15 PM
Gasoline in a church?

"I never thought I'd have to do THIS again..."

- Reverend Lovejoy
 
2014-04-18 11:26:53 PM
They will do anything to try and get people to believe in their imaginary friends.  And then threaten them with hell if they don't pay up.
 
2014-04-18 11:29:58 PM

martid4: They will do anything to try and get people to believe in their imaginary friends.  And then threaten them with hell if they don't pay up.


The flames of Hell are powered by renewable energy, dontchaknow
 
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