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(ABC)   Talk about a hint you are maybe choosing the wrong path for yourself in life: Collegiate athlete finds out she is dangerously allergic to her own sweat   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 20
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2014-04-18 03:50:03 PM  
engineeringschools.com

"We will take the young padawan."
 
2014-04-18 03:54:31 PM  
Okay, that's better than mine:

I'm a gardener who pretty much has a phobia of bees (and pretty much any other flying bug). But I don't know if I'm allergic, so I may or may not have a reason to be afraid.

/Schrodinger's fear?
 
2014-04-18 03:59:52 PM  
This is a pretty good dodge of a drug test. Not as good as the "they spiked my toothpaste", but still....
 
2014-04-18 04:03:32 PM  
That sounds like the kind of illness that might have featured heavily in an episode of House.
 
2014-04-18 04:04:49 PM  
Allergic to your own sweat?  Welcome to a horrible death by defective genes
 
2014-04-18 04:04:59 PM  

China White Tea: That sounds like the kind of illness that might have featured heavily in an episode of House.


With gratuitous Dr. Hadley.

/Olivia Wilde
//10/10 would impregnate to create master race
 
2014-04-18 04:20:55 PM  
Take up swimming.
 
2014-04-18 04:35:05 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Allergic to your own sweat?  Welcome to a horrible death by defective genes


I know a girl who is allergic to her own saliva.
Had to replace all of her teeth.
 
2014-04-18 04:53:16 PM  
Sounds like the official disease of the Politics tab.
 
2014-04-18 06:40:25 PM  
I used to work for a baker who was allergic to cinnamon. You don't realize how much they actually use cinnamon in a bakery.
 
2014-04-18 07:37:28 PM  

Marine1: [engineeringschools.com image 600x315]

"We will take the young padawan."



Sorry, midichlorian count barely registered.
 
2014-04-18 07:58:15 PM  
If nothing else, she learned to talk in cliches.
 
2014-04-18 08:24:20 PM  
media.secret.com
Problem solved.

/buy in bulk, or become their spokesperson
 
2014-04-18 09:50:35 PM  
Someone is REALLY trying to tell you something. Change hobbies maybe ?
 
2014-04-18 10:37:26 PM  

Peki: Okay, that's better than mine:

I'm a gardener who pretty much has a phobia of bees (and pretty much any other flying bug). But I don't know if I'm allergic, so I may or may not have a reason to be afraid.

/Schrodinger's fear?


Heisenphobia.
 
2014-04-18 10:56:58 PM  

vudukungfu: Smeggy Smurf: Allergic to your own sweat?  Welcome to a horrible death by defective genes

I know a girl who is allergic to her own saliva.
Had to replace all of her teeth.


pics or GTFO
 
2014-04-18 11:06:12 PM  
Sometimes God uses that eraser on the end of his pencil. This sounds like one of those times.
 
2014-04-19 01:13:52 AM  
Someday, some lucky guy is going to find out that her safe word is "*URKKK* *THUD*"

The question then is, do you stop right away and render aid, or wait 'til you finish?

And if you know about this ahead of time, do you bring a camera?  There's probably a huge market on the dark 'net for first-time amateur virgin snuff necro porn, right?

/Window seat... hey, any way I can get an upgrade?
 
2014-04-19 01:29:30 AM  

Option D: Someday, some lucky guy is going to find out that her safe word is "*URKKK* *THUD*"


I was just thinking that she must be allergic to good sex...
OTOH, one of the main ways to treat autoimmune disorders is with steroids... which would make her NOT allergic to good sex, and more able to have it.
 
2014-04-19 12:11:47 PM  

baconbeard: Sometimes God uses that eraser on the end of his pencil. This sounds like one of those times.


That is mean.  I'm stealing that
 
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