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(KOLO TV Reno)   Town Mayor: Guys, our city looks butt-ugly. What's a good way to sound like we care?   (kolotv.com) divider line 20
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2014-04-18 02:12:30 PM
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2014-04-18 02:15:16 PM
Give the Governor harrumph?
 
2014-04-18 03:27:56 PM
"IT'S A FARKING DESERT! NOTHING GROWS HERE!" -Sam Kinison
 
2014-04-18 03:28:43 PM
So they want to turn the whole town into one nosey HOA with guns.
 
2014-04-18 03:35:05 PM
I think stopping people from shooting each other so often would probably be a bit better use of your resources and probably be beneficial to property owners, to boot.
 
2014-04-18 03:35:44 PM
Well, rename if from Detroit for starters.

I'm assuming the article is about Detroit.
 
2014-04-18 03:42:26 PM
Sparks is a shiatty little town in a shiatty part of Nevada.  You couldn't pretty it up without bringing in something special like the Swedish Bikini team, a truckload of baby hedgehogs and a pool full of beer
 
2014-04-18 03:42:58 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Give the Governor harrumph?


I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy...

Harrumph!  Harrumph!
 
2014-04-18 03:43:08 PM
According to Rodriquez, the new ordinance addresses issues such as dead, dying or no vegetation on the property, as well as vehicles, boats and RVs improperly parked on the property.

It's called xeriscaping, you stupid hick. You live in the desert, you should use it.
 
2014-04-18 03:43:22 PM
Isn't that where Marx is stealing clothes, and Freddy's got spots from ripping off the stars from his face?
 
2014-04-18 03:48:37 PM

groppet: So they want to turn the whole town into one nosey HOA with guns.


I hate HOAs. 

I hate slobs who don't take care of their property about the same.
 
2014-04-18 03:49:40 PM
Build a skyscraper,

biatches love skyscrapers
 
2014-04-18 03:53:04 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Sparks is a shiatty little town in a shiatty part of Nevada.  You couldn't pretty it up without bringing in something special like the Swedish Bikini team, a truckload of baby hedgehogs and a pool full of beer


If you're ever running for office you definitely have my vote.
 
2014-04-18 03:58:34 PM

Carn: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Give the Governor harrumph?

I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy...

Harrumph!  Harrumph!

 
2014-04-18 03:59:31 PM
"You watch your ass..."
 
2014-04-18 04:13:03 PM
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2014-04-18 04:32:54 PM

the.squid: Smeggy Smurf: Sparks is a shiatty little town in a shiatty part of Nevada.  You couldn't pretty it up without bringing in something special like the Swedish Bikini team, a truckload of baby hedgehogs and a pool full of beer

If you're ever running for office you definitely have my vote.


Fark that.  I have too many skeletons, dead hookers and wild parties in my past, closet, back yard, etc.  It's more fun to ridicule politicians anyway.
 
2014-04-18 06:53:13 PM
Yep, it can be kind of ugly.  They should put a limit on all the outdoor lighting and begin a curfew; all those 24-hour businesses make it look kind of trashy.
It's not as bad as Reno.  They say Reno's so close to hell you can see Sparks.
 
2014-04-18 07:24:46 PM
They could bomb it into dust, plow it under and sow the ground with salt. That's where I'd start.
 
2014-04-19 10:32:03 PM
Step 1:  Ban grass.

Seriously, grass is a damn stupid thing to have in a desert.
 
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