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2014-04-18 02:30:32 PM  
yeah, i always wanted to know what the fark they were on.
 
2014-04-18 03:25:10 PM  
He ended up wanting a new drug though.
 
2014-04-18 03:25:36 PM  
I would love to try cocaine.

Seriously.
 
2014-04-18 03:25:58 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
 
2014-04-18 03:26:23 PM  
Coke is already legal w/ a prescription, what do you think they make eye drop pain killers out of
 
2014-04-18 03:26:30 PM  
Cocaine kills people, though.  I mean, maybe with doctor prescription, in measured doses, maybe?  But why would cocaine ever ever ever be freerer to use than sleeping pills?
 
2014-04-18 03:27:27 PM  

URAPNIS: I would love to try cocaine.

Seriously.


I thought it died out in the '80s after crack and meth made their appearances.

/Funny to think how benign cocaine is in comparison, isn't it?
 
2014-04-18 03:29:01 PM  
I want a new duck.
 
2014-04-18 03:29:56 PM  

ikanreed: Cocaine kills people, though.  I mean, maybe with doctor prescription, in measured doses, maybe?  But why would cocaine ever ever ever be freerer to use than sleeping pills?


Do you know what else kills people?  Legal prescription drugs.  Did you know you can OD on aspirin?
 
2014-04-18 03:30:27 PM  
I wonder how long until this turns into a bath salts thread...
 
2014-04-18 03:30:39 PM  
One word: Krokodil!

It's great for weight loss, so there, we have a medical excuse for legalizing it. People will literally be shedding the pounds!
 
2014-04-18 03:31:26 PM  

URAPNIS: I would love to try cocaine.

Seriously.


Tried it a couple of times. It's OK if it's free, but I get a better high from weed which is a tenth of the price.  Now, a little bit sprinkled into a joint is magic.
 
2014-04-18 03:31:45 PM  
mama2tnt

URAPNIS: I would love to try cocaine.

Seriously.


I thought it died out in the '80s after crack and meth made their appearances.

/Funny to think how benign cocaine is in comparison, isn't it?


If you want to be moving faster than a 5 Year old on Pixie Sticks for about 8 hours... Coke is your thing. If 14-20 hours is good with you, go for meth.
 
2014-04-18 03:32:41 PM  
I just can't imagine snorting something up my nose on purpose.  It would be too sneezy.
 
2014-04-18 03:33:05 PM  

URAPNIS: I would love to try cocaine.

Seriously.


It feels good for a half hour and costs way too much, there are better drugs for your buck. Not to mention that the good majority of blow in the US is cut with a cattle heart deworming drug.
 
2014-04-18 03:33:45 PM  

URAPNIS: I would love to try cocaine.

Seriously.


What keeps you from trying it?   Availability,  legality,  fear of addiction?
 
2014-04-18 03:34:06 PM  
All drugs should be legal. We have plenty of laws in the US to deal with unwanted behavior if people step out of line
 
2014-04-18 03:34:09 PM  
I get high on life. And occasionally ecstasy
 
2014-04-18 03:35:00 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: If you want to be moving faster than a 5 Year old on Pixie Sticks for about 8 hours... Coke is your thing.


Eight hours? Did someone play joke and put LSD in your coke?
 
2014-04-18 03:35:18 PM  
Now I want to know what Ibogaine and Ayahuasca are all about.
 
2014-04-18 03:36:27 PM  

Dragonflew: Random Anonymous Blackmail: If you want to be moving faster than a 5 Year old on Pixie Sticks for about 8 hours... Coke is your thing.

Eight hours? Did someone play joke and put LSD in your coke?


Sounds more like meth to me
 
2014-04-18 03:36:46 PM  
It's sad that less people (9%) favor MDMA as opposed to Cocaine (11%). From a strictly therapeutic point of view, ecstasy has a lot of value and in fact in was used in clinical practice before the DEA got a bug up it's butt and got Congress to ban it. It's worthwhile to go back and read the testimony from those Congressional hearings.
 
2014-04-18 03:36:56 PM  
Jenkum....You are all fools......THAT is the SHIAT!!!

thumbs.newschoolers.com

CHEAP!!!
 
2014-04-18 03:38:54 PM  
Cocaine isn't "illegal" (schedule 1); it's schedule 2.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Controlled_Substances_Act#Schedule_II_d ru gs
 
2014-04-18 03:39:47 PM  

AugieDoggyDaddy: URAPNIS: I would love to try cocaine.

Seriously.

What keeps you from trying it?   Availability,  legality,  fear of addiction?


The Uncle Sam random piss test.

And from the looks of things, it's expensive.

Now, if there's an equal, yet untraceable alternative, I'm all ears!!
Legal? Yeah, I guess. That kind of takes all the fun out it though.
 
2014-04-18 03:40:19 PM  

DubtodaIll: Now I want to know what Ibogaine and Ayahuasca are all about.


Ibogaine is a hallucinogen that throws you into what has pretty much universally been described as the most terrifying trip of your life.  Why would people not only want to do that, but want it legal?

Because it cures damn near any addiction, and is particularly effective at getting people off of heroin with no relapse.


Ayahuasca is loaded with DMT and is the new hippy-trip.
 
2014-04-18 03:40:21 PM  
Dragonflew


Random Anonymous Blackmail: If you want to be moving faster than a 5 Year old on Pixie Sticks for about 8 hours... Coke is your thing.


Eight hours? Did someone play joke and put LSD in your coke?


It is possible, Only did coke once... I was more into crank and crystal.
 
2014-04-18 03:41:07 PM  
Relevent user name of course, but most people don't seem to know that physically, heroin is about the most benign drug there is. Other than constipation, there are really no physical/health costs. One can argue that the addiction potential is a health cost, but compared to legals like alcohol/tobacco, heroin is in no way the monster people assume it is.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heroin#Adverse_effects
 
2014-04-18 03:41:10 PM  

jshine: Cocaine isn't "illegal" (schedule 1); it's schedule 2.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Controlled_Substances_Act#Schedule_II_d ru gs


I thought someone mentioned to me that liquid cocaine was used for eye operations as anesthesia ..
 
2014-04-18 03:41:41 PM  

AugieDoggyDaddy: URAPNIS: I would love to try cocaine.

Seriously.

What keeps you from trying it?   Availability,  legality,  fear of addiction?


That, cost and physical damage are what kept me away from it.

/tried it once when 22, meh
//irony meets dumbass and spawn a smoker.
 
2014-04-18 03:43:43 PM  

ChipNASA: Jenkum....You are all fools......THAT is the SHIAT!!!

[thumbs.newschoolers.com image 400x492]

CHEAP!!!


I had to look that up.  Gross.
 
2014-04-18 03:43:50 PM  

DubtodaIll: Now I want to know what Ibogaine and Ayahuasca are all about.


Only use I've heard for Ibogaine outside of tribal religious use is kicking heroin. A small subset of the treatment community swear by it, but the first person anecdotal evidence I have heard is that it really doesn't work that well.
 
2014-04-18 03:45:54 PM  
I would love to try cocaine.

Tried it a couple of times. It's OK if it's free, but I get a better high from weed which is a tenth of the price.  Now, a little bit sprinkled into a joint is magic.

nubian, you talkin' 'bout Sherm
 
2014-04-18 03:46:03 PM  
How about whatever the Tubes were referring to at the end of their debut album?
 
2014-04-18 03:48:18 PM  

Diacetylmorphine: DubtodaIll: Now I want to know what Ibogaine and Ayahuasca are all about.

Only use I've heard for Ibogaine outside of tribal religious use is kicking heroin. A small subset of the treatment community swear by it, but the first person anecdotal evidence I have heard is that it really doesn't work that well.


There's a lot of anecdotal evidence that says that ibogaine cured heroin withdrawal completely, there is some that says it delayed it by about a week, there is some that says it significantly reduced it, and there's some that says it didn't do a damn thing.

There is absolutely no anecdotal evidence that says table salt cures heroin withdrawal.

(any evidence is good evidence)
 
2014-04-18 03:48:37 PM  

Uzzah: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 662x442]

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?


images.amcnetworks.com
Do you like American Psycho?
 
2014-04-18 03:48:49 PM  

SquiggsIN: radarlove: DubtodaIll: Now I want to know what Ibogaine and Ayahuasca are all about.

Ibogaine is a hallucinogen that throws you into what has pretty much universally been described as the most terrifying trip of your life.  Why would people not only want to do that, but want it legal?

Because it cures damn near any addiction, and is particularly effective at getting people off of heroin with no relapse.


Ayahuasca is loaded with DMT and is the new hippy-trip.

I didn't enjoy AMT or DMT or LSD.  I'll stick with my cannabis as I have no desire to experiment further.

/obviously i'm lying because this gateway reefers makes me want to rape white wimmen and dance jazz and shoot people


I've only done LSD four times over the past ten years and have immensely enjoyed it every time. DMT seems like it would be interesting isn't that the chemical your brain produces that makes you dream?
 
2014-04-18 03:50:19 PM  

SquiggsIN: kindms: All drugs should be legal. We have plenty of laws in the US to deal with unwanted behavior if people step out of line

our elected leaders would disagree.  they live to pass laws that we don't need because only one person was dumb enough to do what they are passing a law against.


Oh I realize this. I am very much in the minority when it comes to my feelings on people putting substances in their bodies. I think people should be able ingest whatever they want. As soon as you step out of line tho you get the hammer dropped on you. I am totally fine with that and no excuses like I was drunk or whatever. You do something while under the influence you are going down but just being under the influence should not be enough to be arrested if you are just chilling or minding your own business etc
 
2014-04-18 03:50:52 PM  
Headline Of The Week material, subby-Ray Parker Jr. agrees
 
2014-04-18 03:51:53 PM  

worlddan: It's sad that less people (9%) favor MDMA as opposed to Cocaine (11%). From a strictly therapeutic point of view, ecstasy has a lot of value and in fact in was used in clinical practice before the DEA got a bug up it's butt and got Congress to ban it. It's worthwhile to go back and read the testimony from those Congressional hearings.


On some measures, MDMA is less harmful than marijuana.
 
2014-04-18 03:52:10 PM  
I've done cocaine.  It's strange - didn't do a damn thing to me the first time, or the 2nd time, but each time I tried it, it started to work better and better, until I thought it was the best damn stuff in the world.  And it was all from the exact same pile of stuff, I wasn't getting gradually purer stuff or anything.  But what's strange is that I could do it for 2 weeks, and then stop, and the worst I'd get is a day of feeling like I didn't get enough sleep.  I did 2 weeks on, 1 week off for like 3 months, and when I stopped, I didn't feel any withdrawal whatsoever.

And I have an extremely addictive personality.  I've finally gotten over an 8 year opiod addiction (yeah probably wasn't a good idea to try coke).  I lose my shiat when I run out of weed, getting completely pissed off and miserable at everyone, total anhedonia, but when I decided to stop coke, it was like "man that stuff was nice.  I sure will miss it.  So what's on TV?"
 
2014-04-18 03:53:04 PM  
Really? More people are in favor of legalizing crack, heroin, and meth than LSD?

/Also, since when is LSD a "hard street drug"?
 
2014-04-18 03:53:12 PM  
Pot needs to be marketed more like beer and the rest need to be marketed like a Cialis commercial.

If they fund research to prove they help erectile dsyfunction, wieght loss or depression they will be legal.
 
2014-04-18 03:53:39 PM  

URAPNIS: AugieDoggyDaddy: URAPNIS: I would love to try cocaine.

Seriously.

What keeps you from trying it?   Availability,  legality,  fear of addiction?

The Uncle Sam random piss test.

And from the looks of things, it's expensive.

Now, if there's an equal, yet untraceable alternative, I'm all ears!!
Legal? Yeah, I guess. That kind of takes all the fun out it though.


if you have to pee coke is one of the safer drugs to do FWIW. It only stays in your system for about 48 hours. Not saying the drug itself is safe but as for being detectable it does leave the body pretty quickly. Which is why all the more telling when athletes get popped in tests. It means they were pretty unlucky or they are using it all the time.
 
2014-04-18 03:54:57 PM  

AeAe: ikanreed: Cocaine kills people, though.  I mean, maybe with doctor prescription, in measured doses, maybe?  But why would cocaine ever ever ever be freerer to use than sleeping pills?

Do you know what else kills people?  Legal prescription drugs.  Did you know you can OD on aspirin?


Okay, do you want me to convert that maybe to a definitely?  All it has to do is treat a specific condition, then definitely with a doctor's prescription.  This isn't hard.
 
2014-04-18 03:55:31 PM  
Americans are a bunch of pussies who want to screw around with a bunch of old lady meds. Real men already have the strongest and most dangerous drug of all ready to hand.

www.drunkard.com
 
2014-04-18 03:55:32 PM  
Psychedelic mushrooms should be legal, as should LSD.
 
2014-04-18 03:56:18 PM  
Can we legalize Jeffrey?

It's mostly weed, with a bit of opium as well... ground-up E's... heroin... Clorox.

The best part about a Jeffrey is that it goes away and comes back again, twice as hard.
 
2014-04-18 03:56:29 PM  
Great.  And now I'm left nervous, wondering what to do.
 
2014-04-18 03:57:00 PM  

kindms: URAPNIS: AugieDoggyDaddy: URAPNIS: I would love to try cocaine.

Seriously.

What keeps you from trying it?   Availability,  legality,  fear of addiction?

The Uncle Sam random piss test.

And from the looks of things, it's expensive.

Now, if there's an equal, yet untraceable alternative, I'm all ears!!
Legal? Yeah, I guess. That kind of takes all the fun out it though.

if you have to pee coke is one of the safer drugs to do FWIW. It only stays in your system for about 48 hours. Not saying the drug itself is safe but as for being detectable it does leave the body pretty quickly. Which is why all the more telling when athletes get popped in tests. It means they were pretty unlucky or they are using it all the time.


I thought they got popped for pot... which stays in your system quite a bit longer.
 
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