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(Arizona Star)   Unhappy ending for two massage workers   (azstarnet.com) divider line 57
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2014-04-18 12:56:09 PM  
images.tvrage.com

Way worse than Eastbound and Down but not quite as bad as 1st and 10.
 
2014-04-18 04:13:45 PM  

bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com


"YOU CUM NOW!!!"

 
2014-04-18 05:57:55 PM  
Yellow bowl for haircut on top. Blue bowl for haircut down below.

mymomshops.com
 
2014-04-18 06:38:32 PM  
Ah, America.  Whorehouses, churches, bars and banks.  The churches are empty, the whorehouses and bars are packed and the bank owns all of them.  T'was ever thus.
 
2014-04-18 06:39:26 PM  
WHY ISN'T THIS SHIAT LEGAL?

Waste of potential tax revenue.
 
2014-04-18 06:39:51 PM  
Well, you name your kid Kongmei Wang whatta you expect?
 
2014-04-18 06:39:54 PM  
Oh, come on - either they were actually giving massages without a license or they were prostituting but not both.

Gah - I hope it was very dark in their massage studio.
 
2014-04-18 06:40:31 PM  
We should give them a hand.
 
2014-04-18 06:41:38 PM  
The investigation involved Oro Valley Police, Homeland Security Investigations and the Tucson Police Department.

Over the past several weeks
, the investigation revealed that there were multiple sex acts performed in exchange for money, the news release said.


And resulted in two misdemeanor charges? Why bother?
Better in the "spa" than in the street.
 
2014-04-18 06:42:41 PM  
Why are they wrapped in sheets? Were they actually caught in the act?
 
2014-04-18 06:43:52 PM  

poison_amy: WHY ISN'T THIS SHIAT LEGAL?

Waste of potential tax revenue.


I've spent years wondering why prostitution isn't legal, it's really a victimless crime.  After seeing the picture of those two, however, I'm beginning to think it should at least be illegal for some.  Pass the eye bleach please.
 
2014-04-18 06:44:15 PM  
Homeland Security Investigations? For massage parlor hand jobs from some old ladies?  Really?
 
2014-04-18 06:44:31 PM  
Did they rub someone the wrong way?
 
2014-04-18 06:45:32 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: The investigation involved Oro Valley Police, Homeland Security Investigations and the Tucson Police Department.

Over the past several weeks, the investigation revealed that there were multiple sex acts performed in exchange for money, the news release said.

And resulted in two misdemeanor charges? Why bother?
Better in the "spa" than in the street.


They probably have tons of evidence built up.  I bet every detective in Tucson had something to give in that investigation.
 
2014-04-18 06:46:12 PM  

Diogenes: "YOU CUM NOW!!!"


YOU BEEN HEAH FAW OW-AH!
 
2014-04-18 06:48:44 PM  
Finally, Oral Valley lives up to its name!
 
2014-04-18 06:49:16 PM  

"Hong Chen, 44, and Kongmei Wang, 48..."


I preferred her sister, Sukyoo Wang.

 
2014-04-18 06:49:35 PM  
No, no, no. Wait! This is just a cultural misunderstanding. When they said "ah, so, now you wah Oro?", they just meant the name of the Company.
 
2014-04-18 06:50:15 PM  
Isn't this kinda run-in-the-mill to be fark worthy? If I wanted to read average articles I would join total fark.

I need filtered content!
 
2014-04-18 06:54:12 PM  
Ewww....I don't think I'd pay for a handy from those two. I'm pretty sure I could get more for free
 
2014-04-18 06:58:03 PM  

poison_amy: Why are they wrapped in sheets? Were they actually caught in the act?


Those might be jizzum towels.
 
2014-04-18 06:58:57 PM  

Mega Steve: Ewww....I don't think I'd pay for a handy from those two. I'm pretty sure I could get more for free


Shows you how desperate some men, who don't have any type of game, are to bust a nut by some method other than their own hand.
 
2014-04-18 07:01:15 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: The investigation involved Oro Valley Police, Homeland Security Investigations and the Tucson Police Department.

Over the past several weeks, the investigation revealed that there were multiple sex acts performed in exchange for money, the news release said.

And resulted in two misdemeanor charges? Why bother?
Better in the "spa" than in the street.


They needed to rationalize why so many cops were spending so much time there. Don't want to be to hard on them, lest they get shut down and they have to find somewhere else to go.
 
2014-04-18 07:02:50 PM  

ongbok: Mega Steve: Ewww....I don't think I'd pay for a handy from those two. I'm pretty sure I could get more for free

Shows you how desperate some men, who don't have any type of game, are to bust a nut by some method other than their own hand.


Maybe they have really nice personalities, you don't know.
 
2014-04-18 07:04:12 PM  

poison_amy: Why are they wrapped in sheets? Were they actually caught in the act?


I'm currently entertaining the fantasy that they are actually Siamese twins.

I know, I know... not my personal erotica site, etc etc
 
2014-04-18 07:06:54 PM  

Craw Fu: poison_amy: WHY ISN'T THIS SHIAT LEGAL?

Waste of potential tax revenue.

I've spent years wondering why prostitution isn't legal, it's really a victimless crime.  After seeing the picture of those two, however, I'm beginning to think it should at least be illegal for some.  Pass the eye bleach please.


Not really a victimless crime, when you consider human trafficking.
 
2014-04-18 07:16:31 PM  

Stinkyy: Not really a victimless crime, when you consider human trafficking.


Personally, my ideas behind legalizing prostitution follow the same philosophy as legalizing drugs.

1.  People should be free to do with their bodies what they will.
2.  Blanket prohibitions tend to result in a government having less control over something than if they allowed it.
3.  Prohibitions encourage black markets, where rules aren't followed.

To summarize:  If you legalize prostitution, legal prostitutes subject to government inspection should displace most of the illegal ones, including those that have been trafficked.
 
2014-04-18 07:17:41 PM  

Stinkyy: Craw Fu: poison_amy: WHY ISN'T THIS SHIAT LEGAL?

Waste of potential tax revenue.

I've spent years wondering why prostitution isn't legal, it's really a victimless crime.  After seeing the picture of those two, however, I'm beginning to think it should at least be illegal for some.  Pass the eye bleach please.

Not really a victimless crime, when you consider human trafficking.


That would make this a worthwhile endeavor but I didn't see anyone being charged with that.
 
2014-04-18 07:19:21 PM  
She love you long time....5 dolla
 
2014-04-18 07:34:32 PM  
Thanks god for Oro Valley Police, Homeland Security Investigations and the Tucson Police Department. keeping us safe from the curse of hand jobs behind closed doors. Truly we will sleep safer tonight knowing these dangerous terrorists have now suffered the full impact of a misdemeanor charge.

Good job all crime everywhere has been solved and it took 1 federal and 2 local agencies to bring justice to the Oro Valley.
 
2014-04-18 07:41:29 PM  

MyNameIsMofuga: Homeland Security Investigations? For massage parlor hand jobs from some old ladies?  Really?


The Department of Homeland Security

Protecting you since 2001.
 
2014-04-18 07:56:01 PM  
Seen the pics in the article, decided that I could not get that mad at my dick
 
2014-04-18 08:08:20 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: The investigation involved Oro Valley Police, Homeland Security Investigations and the Tucson Police Department.

Over the past several weeks, the investigation revealed that there were multiple sex acts performed in exchange for money, the news release said.

And resulted in two misdemeanor charges? Why bother?

so the police, both Oro valley and Tucson, could look like good guys when just homeland security put the hand jobs on their expense reports.

/"homeland security" annoys me every time i read it.
 
2014-04-18 08:11:10 PM  

poison_amy: WHY ISN'T THIS SHIAT LEGAL?

Waste of potential tax revenue.


Yup legal whoring in addition to bringing in tax revenue would also get human trafficing,widespread hard drug use, and wide spread STDs out of the mix.
 
2014-04-18 08:12:52 PM  

BluVeinThrobber: Seen the pics in the article, decided that I could not get that mad at my dick


Then why do you keep beating it?

/isn't spanking a punishment?
 
2014-04-18 08:16:05 PM  

peterthx: BluVeinThrobber: Seen the pics in the article, decided that I could not get that mad at my dick

Then why do you keep beating it?

/isn't spanking a punishment?


But it feels so good
 
2014-04-18 08:18:02 PM  

Oldiron_79: poison_amy: WHY ISN'T THIS SHIAT LEGAL?

Waste of potential tax revenue.

Yup legal whoring in addition to bringing in tax revenue would also get human trafficing,widespread hard drug use, and wide spread STDs out of the mix.


That's how I like em'
 
2014-04-18 08:26:43 PM  

poison_amy: WHY ISN'T THIS SHIAT LEGAL?

Waste of potential tax revenue.


Because politicians want votes from silly old people who hate sex.
 
2014-04-18 08:35:36 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: poison_amy: WHY ISN'T THIS SHIAT LEGAL?

Waste of potential tax revenue.

Because politicians want votes from silly old people who hate sex.


And Christians

And women
 
2014-04-18 09:00:49 PM  

Stinkyy: Not really a victimless crime, when you consider human trafficking.


No kidding. Nice job arresting the victims of the real crime, oh brave defenders of society.
 
2014-04-18 09:23:08 PM  
It's unhappy for anyone that read TFA and saw the pictures of those two beauties.  Ugh...I almost lost my dinner.
 
2014-04-18 09:55:28 PM  

DrBenway: Did they rub someone the wrong way?


This.
 
2014-04-18 09:55:38 PM  
Still waiting for their ship to come in.
 
2014-04-18 10:04:24 PM  

poison_amy: Why are they wrapped in sheets? Were they actually caught in the act?


Because they're in deep sheet now.
 
2014-04-18 10:13:09 PM  

Diogenes: [bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com image 620x385]
"YOU CUM NOW!!!"


ME NO SO HORNY.
 
2014-04-18 10:13:11 PM  
After clicking the link in 8226261, I find those ladies downright attractive.
 
2014-04-18 10:16:43 PM  
TFA failed to mention how many times detectives collected evidence.
 
2014-04-18 11:38:22 PM  
in 'murica, we export good paying middle class american jobs for cheap labor (to feed the owners) and import brown slaves for prostitution.


stay classy, 'murica.  you've got great long term prospects in the world community....
 
2014-04-18 11:39:39 PM  

BluVeinThrobber: She love you long time....5 dolla



not Republicans, though.  they're too busy giving FOX News talking heads reach arounds.
 
2014-04-19 12:37:53 AM  

shtychkn: Day_Old_Dutchie: poison_amy: WHY ISN'T THIS SHIAT LEGAL?

Waste of potential tax revenue.

Because politicians want votes from silly old people who hate sex.

And Christians

And women


Tut tut .. your ignorance is showing. Baptists are like cats, they raise a lot of hell but you can't catch them at it
 
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