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(Reno Gazette-Journal)   Tip for aides to NV's governor? You might want to run all official proclamations through a spell-checker, or at least not accidentally substitute an "n" for an "l" when praising employees for preserving NV's "cultural" resources   (rgj.com) divider line 27
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2014-04-18 01:07:08 PM
Tip for subby? You might want to run your headlines by a proofreader who actually looked at the article, or at least not substitute cu*tural for clitoral when mocking the editing skills of others.
 
2014-04-18 02:05:34 PM
One of the glowing faults with Helvetica/Arial is demonstrated in the headline: all the damn Ietters Iook the same.
 
2014-04-18 02:07:59 PM
That wasn't a typo. Somebody was being a smartass, figuring nobody reads those stupid proclamations.
 
2014-04-18 02:08:04 PM
But, but we'll save MONEY!
 
2014-04-18 02:08:10 PM
I didn't know Nevada had found its clitoral resources.
 
2014-04-18 02:09:16 PM

Delta1212: Tip for subby? You might want to run your headlines by a proofreader who actually looked at the article, or at least not substitute cu*tural for clitoral when mocking the editing skills of others.


This. Thanks for getting my hopes up, clitoral isn't nearly as funny.  It's a wonderful resource, though.
 
2014-04-18 02:09:17 PM

Delta1212: Tip for subby? You might want to run your headlines by a proofreader who actually looked at the article, or at least not substitute cu*tural for clitoral when mocking the editing skills of others.


Thanks for pointing that out, I couldn't figure out WTF subby was trying to say.

FTA:  The result: the proclamation honored a not-safe-for-work part of the female anatomy.

REALLY?  Clitoral is a NSFW word?  What a bunch of pussies.
 
2014-04-18 02:09:22 PM
cinedork.com
/approves


//I'll take two chickens!
 
2014-04-18 02:11:23 PM

Rezurok: Delta1212: Tip for subby? You might want to run your headlines by a proofreader who actually looked at the article, or at least not substitute cu*tural for clitoral when mocking the editing skills of others.

This. Thanks for getting my hopes up, clitoral isn't nearly as funny.  It's a wonderful resource, though.


In the right hands...
 
2014-04-18 02:15:47 PM

LazyMedia: That wasn't a typo. Somebody was being a smartass, figuring nobody reads those stupid proclamations.


I'm putting my money on an adaptive spellchecker that predicts the words based on penis word usage.
 
2014-04-18 02:16:29 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: I didn't know Nevada had found its clitoral resources.


Miners have been out prospecting for years...never found it.
 
2014-04-18 02:20:08 PM
I wrote a paper in grad school where rental failures became renal failures.  Which was a very odd expression in an economic development paper.
 
2014-04-18 02:24:46 PM
That wasn't made to be taken cliterally.
 
2014-04-18 02:28:23 PM
Maybe it was coontural?
 
2014-04-18 02:30:52 PM
I'm sure the governor typed that up, and not some clerk.
 
2014-04-18 02:42:52 PM
Wanted for questioning:

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2014-04-18 02:44:03 PM
"Culturan?"
 
2014-04-18 02:46:58 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: I didn't know Nevada had found its clitoral resources.


Clearly you've never been to Moundhouse.
 
2014-04-18 03:33:15 PM
I thought Mimi Miyagi didn't win the governor's race.....
 
2014-04-18 03:38:35 PM
Nevada is famous for its numerous Scottish-American dentists. No other state is so blessed with kilt-oral resources.
 
2014-04-18 04:34:42 PM
Can't play video. Charter Communications sold me 30mbs and is delivering .99 mbs with an upload of 3.29mbs

This company is the definition of suck. Suck out loud. Sucking the big one, all raw and nasty and covered in cankers .. they suck donkey wang while in sewers trolling for floaters ..

images.forbes.com
 
2014-04-18 04:56:25 PM

Clemkadidlefark: Can't play video. Charter Communications sold me 30mbs and is delivering .99 mbs with an upload of 3.29mbs

This company is the definition of suck. Suck out loud. Sucking the big one, all raw and nasty and covered in cankers .. they suck donkey wang while in sewers trolling for floaters ..

[images.forbes.com image 200x200]


Are you sure?  Are you positive?  Tell us how you really feel and don't hold back.

/my condolences
 
2014-04-18 05:28:24 PM
Isn't prostitution legal in Nevada? That means the state really does preserve its clitoral resources.
 
2014-04-18 06:48:15 PM

cyberspacedout: Isn't prostitution legal in Nevada? That means the state really does preserve its clitoral resources.


It's not statewide, it's legislated by county.
I'm just wondering if, like other resources in Nevada, it is subject to eminent domain and can be condemned and sold to the highest bidder.
 
2014-04-18 07:01:14 PM
Subby made me thing the bad word was "coonturan"
 
2014-04-18 07:03:01 PM

coffeeburns: Subby made me thing the bad word was "coonturan"


 how the hell? i noticed i put "thing" instead of "think", but coonturan? I put coonturan
 
2014-04-19 12:28:52 AM
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