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(US Magazine)   Eating out less has helped Rosie O'Donnell lose 50 pounds   (usmagazine.com) divider line 53
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2014-04-18 11:14:30 AM  
I see what you did there, Subby. Unfortunately.
 
2014-04-18 11:15:47 AM  

bigpeeler: I see what you did there, Subby. Unfortunately.


I'll never be able to remove that image from my mind.

You are a bad person subby.
 
2014-04-18 11:36:13 AM  
oi49.tinypic.com

You would have, back in the day...
 
2014-04-18 11:39:26 AM  
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-04-18 12:00:31 PM  

markie_farkie: [oi49.tinypic.com image 476x700]

You would have, back in the day...


No I wouldn't. And you're a bad bad man
 
2014-04-18 12:08:35 PM  
OK, she's gone from whale to hippo.

What next?
 
2014-04-18 12:11:51 PM  
She tried to take mah guns several years ago. I hates her.

/I wonder when this month's NRA Talking Points and Find The Needle Gazetteer-Picayune is gonna arrive
 
2014-04-18 12:12:05 PM  
I wonder....

/on second thought no I don't....
 
2014-04-18 12:12:48 PM  
So, just boxed lunches then?
 
2014-04-18 12:14:05 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: She tried to take mah guns several years ago. I hates her.

/I wonder when this month's NRA Talking Points and Find The Needle Gazetteer-Picayune is gonna arrive


But her guards having guns was cool, right?
 
2014-04-18 12:15:43 PM  
This is actually a great weight loss strategy in and of itself:

1. Eat
2. Picture Rosie O'Donnell being eaten out
3. Vomit
 
2014-04-18 12:17:04 PM  
Maybe it's time to scratch her off my bucket list.

For some reason, I keep a list of people who eat from a bucket.
 
2014-04-18 12:23:12 PM  
subby's a cunning linguist.
 
2014-04-18 12:23:18 PM  
HOY?
 
2014-04-18 12:26:11 PM  
subby...
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-04-18 12:26:41 PM  

machoprogrammer: TheShavingofOccam123: She tried to take mah guns several years ago. I hates her.

/I wonder when this month's NRA Talking Points and Find The Needle Gazetteer-Picayune is gonna arrive

But her guards having guns was cool, right?


Considering the head of the NRA showed up at a Congressional hearing with a squad of uniformed NRA security goons and considering Rosie is still on the hate list of the NRA even though she repudiated the idea of federal gun control ever passing in this country and considering she is still reviled on the Intratubes after all this time, yeah, I'd say her hired security teams should be licensed to CCW just like millions of Americans were at that time. Millions of Americans who faced far fewer gun nuts who feel that murder is justified when THEY'S A TALKIN ABOUT TAKIN MAH GUNS! than Rosie does to this day.
 
2014-04-18 12:27:53 PM  
As she gets older she resembles a potato more and more.
 
2014-04-18 12:34:07 PM  
That will take a load off her wife.
 
2014-04-18 12:34:35 PM  
Still wears underwear with dick holes in 'em.
 
2014-04-18 12:37:11 PM  

Ishkur: Still wears underwear with dick holes in 'em.


Ha!!!!!!
 
2014-04-18 12:37:59 PM  
Still gonna need a bigger boat.
 
2014-04-18 12:42:46 PM  

markie_farkie: [oi49.tinypic.com image 476x700]

You would have, back in the day...


God Damn it, I just ate!
 
2014-04-18 12:43:50 PM  
Someone looses weight after having a heart-attack why does that get the stupid tag?
 
2014-04-18 12:44:52 PM  
You guys should lay off Rosie. Her Aunt Flo is in town.


img.fark.net
 
2014-04-18 12:48:20 PM  
She looks like Ricky Gervais without the beard.
 
2014-04-18 12:49:04 PM  
Good for her for losing weight. I remember she talked once about how she felt more vulnerable when she was smaller, and the extra weight made her feel safer. That's a tough thing to overcome. This was back when she had her daytime show and seemed less like a wackaloon. Still,  she's only a fraction as crazy as Victoria Jackson, but gets way more hateful juvenile crap directed at her. Plus, I still love that she bribed Kathy Griffin to recite "The Itsy Bitsy Spider" at an AIDS benefit after Sharon Stone solemnly recited the lyrics to "Imagine."
 
2014-04-18 12:55:00 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: machoprogrammer: TheShavingofOccam123: She tried to take mah guns several years ago. I hates her.

/I wonder when this month's NRA Talking Points and Find The Needle Gazetteer-Picayune is gonna arrive

But her guards having guns was cool, right?

Considering the head of the NRA showed up at a Congressional hearing with a squad of uniformed NRA security goons and considering Rosie is still on the hate list of the NRA even though she repudiated the idea of federal gun control ever passing in this country and considering she is still reviled on the Intratubes after all this time, yeah, I'd say her hired security teams should be licensed to CCW just like millions of Americans were at that time. Millions of Americans who faced far fewer gun nuts who feel that murder is justified when THEY'S A TALKIN ABOUT TAKIN MAH GUNS! than Rosie does to this day.


Sometimes murder is justifiable, especially in defense of your constitutional rights...even the ones you don't agree with...
And F&ck Rosie O'Donnell.
 
2014-04-18 12:55:45 PM  

Ishkur: Still wears underwear with dick holes in 'em.


img36.photobucket.com

/Came here for this
 
2014-04-18 12:56:19 PM  
Still no cure for being ugly, mean and stupid
 
2014-04-18 12:57:07 PM  
 
2014-04-18 12:59:05 PM  
Gross subs. Funny, but gross.
 
2014-04-18 01:07:27 PM  

Ishkur: Still wears underwear with dick holes in 'em.


I like how when he said that, the other guys in the skit totally lost their shiat laughing for real.
 
2014-04-18 01:08:52 PM  

scumshine: Know why I don't like her?


not sure if serious?

Rosane Barr vs Rosie Odnnel?

Unless she had some permant solution (aka the band) she'll put it all back on. For the most  Lazy  farks who don't exercise and eat shiat will always be fat.
 
2014-04-18 01:13:25 PM  
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark]

She tried to take mah guns several years ago. I hates her.

Derp from the same party that now posts death threats against Dennis Miller because he moved from far left to a more center/right position.
 
2014-04-18 01:37:39 PM  

scumshine: Know why I don't like her?


No, that's Roseanne Cash. The character from The Golden Girls.
 
2014-04-18 01:49:49 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: machoprogrammer: TheShavingofOccam123: She tried to take mah guns several years ago. I hates her.

/I wonder when this month's NRA Talking Points and Find The Needle Gazetteer-Picayune is gonna arrive

But her guards having guns was cool, right?

Considering the head of the NRA showed up at a Congressional hearing with a squad of uniformed NRA security goons and considering Rosie is still on the hate list of the NRA even though she repudiated the idea of federal gun control ever passing in this country and considering she is still reviled on the Intratubes after all this time, yeah, I'd say her hired security teams should be licensed to CCW just like millions of Americans were at that time. Millions of Americans who faced far fewer gun nuts who feel that murder is justified when THEY'S A TALKIN ABOUT TAKIN MAH GUNS! than Rosie does to this day.


you must like to consider stuff.
 
2014-04-18 02:10:17 PM  
<golfclap.jpg> subs.
 
2014-04-18 02:15:25 PM  

ristst: I like how when he said that, the other guys in the skit totally lost their shiat laughing for real.


Probably the funniest one-liner I ever heard. I remember the first time I watched it, I was laughing so hard I had to stop the video and go pee. And I kept laughing at the toilet and for like 5 minutes afterward. It absolutely killed. By far Chappelle's greatest moment, even better than Rick James and all the other crap that went viral.

He needed to do more skits with Silky Johnson. That character was a riot.
 
2014-04-18 02:17:48 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Still no cure for being ugly, mean and stupid


oh Gawd, this.   i don't care how thin she is, she is just......ugly on the inside.
 
2014-04-18 02:23:38 PM  
Stupid Guitar: She looks like Ricky Gervais without the beard.

I always thought she looked more like Richard M. Daley.
 
2014-04-18 02:31:55 PM  

PhiloeBedoe: Sometimes murder is justifiable, especially in defense of your constitutional rights...even the ones you don't agree with...


It is not possible to defend constitutional rights with a weapon.
 
2014-04-18 02:37:26 PM  

stir22: Smeggy Smurf: Still no cure for being ugly, mean and stupid

oh Gawd, this.   i don't care how thin she is, she is just......ugly on the inside.


She's kind of like a white Whoopie Goldberg.
 
2014-04-18 02:37:40 PM  

someonelse: Good for her for losing weight. I remember she talked once about how she felt more vulnerable when she was smaller, and the extra weight made her feel safer. That's a tough thing to overcome. This was back when she had her daytime show and seemed less like a wackaloon. Still,  she's only a fraction as crazy as Victoria Jackson, but gets way more hateful juvenile crap directed at her. Plus, I still love that she bribed Kathy Griffin to recite "The Itsy Bitsy Spider" at an AIDS benefit after Sharon Stone solemnly recited the lyrics to "Imagine."


Back when she had her talk show she saved her wackaloon stuff for off the air. Had a few friends that worked her show and they would tell stories of her flipping out for any reason.
 
2014-04-18 02:39:18 PM  
I like Rosie O'Donnell because she pisses so many people off, and the only reason they have is, "Because HURRRRRR..."
 
2014-04-18 03:03:52 PM  
She had a heart attack in 2012?
 
2014-04-18 03:19:17 PM  

scumshine: Know why I don't like her?


You don't like Rosie O'Donnell because Roseanne Barr screeched the National Anthem?
 
2014-04-18 04:13:15 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: scumshine: Know why I don't like her?

You don't like Rosie O'Donnell because Roseanne Barr screeched the National Anthem?


In fairness, that's nearly as valid as "she's fat and ugly and furthermore guns"
 
2014-04-18 04:47:32 PM  

scumshine: Know why I don't like her?


I came here for "dickholes" and was leaving happy. But, you just divided by zero and I almost exploded.
 
2014-04-18 04:54:31 PM  

markie_farkie: [oi49.tinypic.com image 476x700]

You would have, back in the day...


Even in "Exit to Eden" (yes, I watched it ... Dana Delany nude, c'mon), part of the joke was that Rosie O'Donnell wasn't exactly anyone you'd want to run into at such a club.

Furthermore, given what we know now, even if I had wanted to, I don't think she would have let me.  (Disclosure: I'm male.)
 
2014-04-18 05:26:43 PM  

cgraves67: As she gets older she resembles a potato more and more.


As, I suspect, all farkers do.
 
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