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2014-04-18 11:51:07 AM  
Damn.  I read that as "That's a big-ass tour."

Here's a brief tour of my big ass bukkit

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NSFW thong

/yes, I realize those are not "big" in absolute terms
//more like equal parts "round" and "damn"
 
2014-04-18 12:18:53 PM  
There's a submitter's mom joke in there somewhere.
 
2014-04-18 12:46:01 PM  
I had a dream where I was hanging out with Shakira last night, oddly enough.

Got nothing else, but here's a pic:

www.expanish.com
 
2014-04-18 12:57:13 PM  
As long as it doesn't take 3 hours to get through, like say taco bell.
 
2014-04-18 01:17:52 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-18 01:21:34 PM  
Kardashian family gathering?
 
2014-04-18 01:22:17 PM  
I thought this was going to be about Kim Kardashian joining Kanye on tour, or something.
 
2014-04-18 01:23:06 PM  
It's been done already....

img2u.info
 
2014-04-18 01:23:27 PM  
I approve of this headline.  Whenever anyone uses big ass noun, I automatically parse it to big ass-noun.
 
2014-04-18 01:25:59 PM  
imgs.xkcd.com
 
2014-04-18 01:26:42 PM  
Hello Rugby Jock, whats happening? Ummm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead come in and do a photoshop of an ass that teaches things. So if you could get that done before 5  that would be great, mmmk... oh oh! and I almost forgot ahh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and make is so gross that it makes peoples eyes bleed, kay. We ahh have a giant inflatable ass balloon and ah, we sorta need to not waste it ok?.
 
2014-04-18 01:28:51 PM  

Snapper Carr: [imgs.xkcd.com image 500x342]


GOT DAMN IT!!!!! Shakes tiny ass.......posts a repeat *anyway*

imgs.xkcd.com
 
2014-04-18 01:33:45 PM  
More like Prelude to a Big Ass Tour, subby.  Tour would be more educational with scratch 'n sniff technology included.
 
2014-04-18 01:34:49 PM  
 
2014-04-18 01:35:32 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-18 01:36:08 PM  
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2014-04-18 01:37:59 PM  
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/a cookie for anyone who can identify her sans Google
 
2014-04-18 01:39:18 PM  
When they are done with that, can I have it?  I could have some epic fun with that out at Burning Man
 
2014-04-18 01:40:30 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-18 01:41:33 PM  

Magorn: When they are done with that, can I have it?  I could have some epic fun with that out at Burning Man


Just imagine putting an Astroglide powered Slip 'n Slide in it and a Sign that declares it part of the Santorum National Recreation Area
 
2014-04-18 01:43:15 PM  
Saving my money for next month's Uterus Waterslide Tour.
 
2014-04-18 01:44:52 PM  
And you thought they smelled bad on the outside.
 
JFC
2014-04-18 01:46:10 PM  
Rectum? Nearly killed an hour learning about it.
 
2014-04-18 01:46:21 PM  
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2014-04-18 01:47:06 PM  
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2014-04-18 01:49:55 PM  
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-18 01:50:20 PM  
Wave to the polyps as you walk by
 
2014-04-18 01:51:13 PM  
 
2014-04-18 01:52:37 PM  
 
2014-04-18 01:55:40 PM  
Looks like half a colon to me.

/And thank you BOTR.
 
2014-04-18 01:56:40 PM  

Banned on the Run: [24.media.tumblr.com image 400x600]


Cousin It has a damn fine ass.
 
2014-04-18 01:59:07 PM  

bikerbob59: Looks like half a colon to me.

/And thank you BOTR.


Wouldn't that make it a semi-colon?
 
2014-04-18 01:59:49 PM  
Fasscinating.
 
2014-04-18 02:04:15 PM  
It was only supposed to be a three-ass tour.
 
2014-04-18 02:55:46 PM  
We'll be coming around the cleft in a moment. It's an excellent place to stop off for lunch, so take a seat and make yourselves comfortable. Over on your right you can see a bit of the scar from the time the ass had a pilonidal cyst removed - don't worry folks, there are plenty of postcards available in the gift shop from the first incision to the removal of the last bloody cotton wad. To your left you can see the cleft rise away, and if we're lucky "old faithless" will be bubbling up a fart through there in about ten minutes. Be careful not to slip on the droplets of sweat or fall into a pore, it's been a long day.


After lunch we'll be heading towards that blackhead that you can see near the inside of the left cheek, so get some rest in now and be ready to dig for a gruesome souvenir or two to take home to the grandkids.


/not a vomit inducing bookmark
 
2014-04-18 04:11:49 PM  
Giant inflatable colon

Jeez, just once, could we lay off Miley Cyrus?

/and i do mean lay off
 
2014-04-18 04:49:51 PM  
Came for the large ass tour, not leaving disappointed.


vini vidi vini.
 
2014-04-19 11:40:53 AM  

bikerbob59: Looks like half a colon to me.

/And thank you BOTR.


It's a semicolon.
 
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