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(Longmont Times-Call)   Ghost Dog strikes again   ( divider line
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4535 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Apr 2014 at 1:07 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-18 12:04:24 PM  
Is not amused
2014-04-18 12:17:54 PM  
Woohoo!  First greenlit!
2014-04-18 01:12:17 PM  
threatening "to come back later with nine of his friends and beat everyone up," the report states.

Well, which is it? Nine or ten? I need to know how many nails to put in this pneumatic gun here.
2014-04-18 01:14:13 PM  
The great thing about having a ghost dog is you don't have to clean up his shiat. Cause it phantasm shiat, dig?
2014-04-18 01:14:36 PM
2014-04-18 01:15:41 PM  
Oh, put that thing away, samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back...samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
2014-04-18 01:18:19 PM  
It's called a katana.
2014-04-18 01:19:33 PM  

Roller Bob: Woohoo!  First greenlit!

love that movie
2014-04-18 01:20:24 PM  
The moral of the story is: don't squeeze the Charman.
2014-04-18 01:23:56 PM  
Perhaps he was retaliating for being squeezed against his will.
2014-04-18 01:25:43 PM  
Great minds, Skinink.
2014-04-18 01:28:21 PM  

Billy Liar: [ image 300x169]

I made that into my desktop wallpaper which I kept for a long time
2014-04-18 01:29:55 PM  
2014-04-18 01:40:52 PM  

JohnCarter: Approve

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Did you see the wall art made from that the other day?
2014-04-18 01:48:05 PM  
This thread falls without a Scrubs reference.
2014-04-18 01:59:14 PM

2014-04-18 02:00:24 PM  

jayphat: This thread falls without a Scrubs reference.

Well I was going to but you got to it before me.

/Ted's story and he's sticking to it.
2014-04-18 02:00:40 PM  
"According to the report, the victim began scuffling with another person on the scene. That's when Charman retrieved a sword. Charman told the Officer Pollock that he struck the victim with the back of the sword and not the cutting edge. "

Himura Kenshin? I also like how the "Victim" (aggressor in this situation) desperately insisted that he had a bicycle accident in an attempt to avoid admitting to a cop that he got his ass beat by a dude with a sword.
2014-04-18 02:08:18 PM  
This thread fails when Scrubs is referenced.
2014-04-18 03:25:20 PM  
It takes more than a samurai sword to be Ghost Dog.
2014-04-18 03:36:48 PM
2014-04-18 05:32:47 PM  

Roller Bob: Woohoo!  First greenlit!
2014-04-18 05:55:10 PM  
Passenger pigeons! Passenger pigeons have been extinct since 1914!
2014-04-19 02:36:33 AM  
Ghost Dog was a terrible movie.
2014-04-19 08:26:18 AM  

Mr. Pokeylope: Ghost Dog was a terrible movie.

Looks like I'm gonna have to cut a biatch
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