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(NHL)   For fans of the Red Wings or Bruins it truly is Good Friday.. It's a pretty good night for other hockey fans too.. Habs look to take 2 at Tampa @7ET. Wings/Bruins @7:30ET. then the Stars look to even it up with the Ducks @10ET CBC/CNBC, TSN/NBCSN x2   (nhl.com) divider line 680
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2014-04-18 09:37:03 AM  
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2014-04-18 10:15:33 AM  

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2014-04-18 10:54:55 AM  
Everyone survive last night?  holy bonus hockey!
 
2014-04-18 10:59:20 AM  

sno man: Everyone survive last night?  holy bonus hockey!


I bailed at the 2 OT mark. Being EST, I'm not going to break midnight except for the Bruins, cause I gotta get up at 5:30...


Besides, I've seen snough 2OT+ hockey to know the quality goes down hill. Everyone gets tired
 
2014-04-18 11:14:45 AM  
Soon....but not soon enough
 
2014-04-18 11:24:29 AM  

sno man: Everyone survive last night?  holy bonus hockey!


I stopped watching after the 5th Sharks goal.

What the fark, Los Angeles.
 
2014-04-18 11:37:09 AM  

Quasar: sno man: Everyone survive last night?  holy bonus hockey!

I stopped watching after the 5th Sharks goal.

What the fark, Los Angeles.


yea, I have that series to 7, get your shiat together L.A.!
 
2014-04-18 11:39:59 AM  
Woah, Jay Leno is dress up as a broad in that picture!

Still a bit drunk and it's 10:30 a.m.  Can't do it like I used to...thank Dog it's a half day.
 
2014-04-18 12:07:01 PM  
I had just finished explaining to a new hockey fan that Kings-Sharks tend to be low scoring, hard physical games.  And then the Sharks rip off 5 in a row.  Made me look like an idiot.  But who cares, Game 1 :  SHARKS!
 
2014-04-18 12:15:00 PM  
I hope the Bruins kill the Red Wings tonight. First off all, I'm pretty sure there is a theoretical maximum amount of hockey, and we have been burning it up the past two days. So I think we need to keep some in reserve for the next rounds.

I mean, show of hands, who thinks we will survive the Playoffs if a game every night goes to OT?
 
2014-04-18 12:23:07 PM  

Publikwerks: I hope the Bruins kill the Red Wings tonight. First off all, I'm pretty sure there is a theoretical maximum amount of hockey, and we have been burning it up the past two days. So I think we need to keep some in reserve for the next rounds.

I mean, show of hands, who thinks we will survive the Playoffs if a game every night goes to OT?


Depends on how many OTs the games go to.  One, no big deal.  2+ and then we east coasters start to suffer.
 
2014-04-18 12:41:56 PM  

Publikwerks: I hope the Bruins kill the Red Wings tonight. First off all, I'm pretty sure there is a theoretical maximum amount of hockey, and we have been burning it up the past two days. So I think we need to keep some in reserve for the next rounds.

I mean, show of hands, who thinks we will survive the Playoffs if a game every night goes to OT?


Well, I sure know the Bruins won't survive round 1.

Co-worker just went around giving out free bottles of wine...tempted to crack it open now to keep chasing the dragon.
 
2014-04-18 12:59:43 PM  
Hope Dallas can make a game of it for more than 1 period tonight.
 
2014-04-18 01:21:11 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Publikwerks: I hope the Bruins kill the Red Wings tonight. First off all, I'm pretty sure there is a theoretical maximum amount of hockey, and we have been burning it up the past two days. So I think we need to keep some in reserve for the next rounds.

I mean, show of hands, who thinks we will survive the Playoffs if a game every night goes to OT?

Well, I sure know the Bruins won't survive round 1.

Co-worker just went around giving out free bottles of wine...tempted to crack it open now to keep chasing the dragon.


No, you need water to help with the hangover, drink bud light or better yet- keystone.

I am full on expecting a deep run, but last year taught me to enjoy the ride more - I had made my peace with the Bruins losing when it was 3-1 game 7 with Toronto. They came back and to me, the rest of the playoffs was bonus hockey. It was great
 
2014-04-18 01:27:33 PM  
Going out for the Bruins tonight so won't be here to root them on with  Publikwerks,Primitive Screwheadand the rest of the Bruins faithful. This is going to be a great series. Should be a lot of fun, and a lot of alcohol.

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2014-04-18 02:36:44 PM  
Thread has kinda died. I know the last 2 nights have been alot, but come on people. This is the best time of the year!

Especially if Lord Stanley's cup graces the hub for a year.
 
2014-04-18 02:55:52 PM  

irishman4: Going out for the Bruins tonight so won't be here to root them on with  Publikwerks,Primitive Screwheadand the rest of the Bruins faithful. This is going to be a great series. Should be a lot of fun, and a lot of alcohol.


Have good time, sir!

and Yes, many beers will be downed tonight.

Publikwerks: Thread has kinda died. I know the last 2 nights have been alot, but come on people. This is the best time of the year!

Especially if Lord Stanley's cup graces the hub for a year.


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2014-04-18 03:24:13 PM  
actually looks like we're staying in and having people over instead, so i should be in and out of thread during the game. woot.

got some heady toppers in the fridge, about to go pick up some Yueng Lights.
 
2014-04-18 03:34:10 PM  

irishman4: got some heady toppers in the fridge


Nice!
Harpoon Leviathan was on sale at the packie, for $8/4pk, so I stocked up on those.
 
2014-04-18 03:35:08 PM  

Publikwerks: Thread has kinda died. I know the last 2 nights have been alot, but come on people. This is the best time of the year!

Especially if Lord Stanley's cup graces the hub for a year.


Still early in the day and the liters won't see it until 6.
 
2014-04-18 03:39:32 PM  

dietbubba: Publikwerks: Thread has kinda died. I know the last 2 nights have been alot, but come on people. This is the best time of the year!

Especially if Lord Stanley's cup graces the hub for a year.

Still early in the day and the liters won't see it until 6.


If I had a current PayPal account and the time, I'd TF the regular liters.

/checking in between rides
 
2014-04-18 04:12:56 PM  
Let's hope for B's fans, it is indeed a good Friday! The luck shirt is out and ready to go...

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2014-04-18 04:59:41 PM  
Well congrats to the Bruins faithful for finally having a game to watch, it took you long enough to get here...

Sadly I doubt that I will be around for puck drop (volunteering at the library - they don't understand hockey - by the finals they will, oh yes they will...) but I should be back by the 2nd period for the early games.  Besides, the only real game of the night doesn't come along until 10pm so I've got plenty of time.

Lovely game with the Kings & Sharks last night.  Even though SJ demolished them early & often, them beating the crap out of each other was nice to see.  Please continue to do so through the next six games so that whoever wins is wiped out & gets swept in round 2, that would be a good thing.

For those worried about multi OT games & falling asleep, fear not.  While I don't have the link (yet) to where you can download a game that you may have missed, this wonderful site - Don't Tell Me The Score - will give you the highlights from any game you wish with no spoilers.  For those of us on the east coast who have to go to bed, put that as your top window on your computer & when you get up the first thing that you'll see is the game that you missed as it happened & not knowing how it ended.  About the only way that wouldn't work is if the game was still going on & heading into the 11OT period in which case, screw it, I'm calling in sick.

Enjoy the early hockey, see you in a few hours...
 
2014-04-18 06:00:17 PM  
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2014-04-18 06:03:15 PM  
HELLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THREAD!~

GO GOOD GUYS!

BOOOOOOO BAD GUYS!
 
2014-04-18 06:04:49 PM  
Banners. Banners everywhere.

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2014-04-18 06:05:03 PM  
Another night of not watching at home. Go Wings! Have fun Farkers! Will be back around in the coming games, just damn busy.
 
2014-04-18 06:05:53 PM  
 
2014-04-18 06:07:09 PM  
hockey!
 
2014-04-18 06:08:49 PM  
GO WINGS

also, side note - does anyone have a link to the cbc opening playoff montage?  somebody from the network has been busy deleting it from everywhere.  thanks
 
2014-04-18 06:09:58 PM  

skybreaker: Banners. Banners everywhere.

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2014-04-18 06:11:19 PM  
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2014-04-18 06:15:16 PM  
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2014-04-18 06:16:11 PM  
Bruins are wearing their alternates tonight:

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2014-04-18 06:16:47 PM  
Gustav.

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2014-04-18 06:17:10 PM  

craigzy: GO WINGS

also, side note - does anyone have a link to the cbc opening playoff montage?  somebody from the network has been busy deleting it from everywhere.  thanks


Tim Thompson, the guy who makes them for the CBC, posts links on his Twitter.  There wasn't one for last night, but there will be one tonight.

For whatever reason they only let him keep the playoff opener up on his You Tube page for a couple days.  It's at the beginning of Montreal/Tampa Bay replay on the CBC website, but you'll have to spoof the website into thinking your computer is in Canada.

/GO WINGS!
 
2014-04-18 06:17:44 PM  
Dear God....

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//my liver ain't in shape for this shiat.
 
2014-04-18 06:32:40 PM  
AND NOW!!!  Samuel Adams and Pizza Pizza present!!

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2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
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5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fans
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Arrogant Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
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14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Southeast Division complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
24)BONUS HOCKEY!
25)SOON.jpg
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
29)toomuchman.jpg
30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)TIED!
33)(Goalies name here) says NO!
34)BOBOROVSKY!!!
35)Soft B&D pics to indicate two teams now have an equal score
 
2014-04-18 06:37:00 PM  
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2014-04-18 06:37:52 PM  

softshoes: Bruins are wearing their alternates tonight:


That is fantastic!
 
2014-04-18 06:38:44 PM  
Go Wings
 
2014-04-18 06:41:43 PM  
IS it time yet
 
2014-04-18 06:42:46 PM  
Bruins because Redwings
 
2014-04-18 06:42:51 PM  
Bolts damnit!  Don't fark the passes tonight!
 
2014-04-18 06:44:31 PM  
Got the boys coming over for the game...

Check on you farkers later.

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Let's Go, Bruins!
 
2014-04-18 06:44:54 PM  
Shut up Bets!
 
2014-04-18 06:45:39 PM  
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Listen, can you two move that over a bit? I can't see the game.
 
2014-04-18 06:49:40 PM  
Done with work, showered, teeth brushed, lets do this.
 
2014-04-18 06:49:57 PM  
Let's go Habs!!!

/also, go Red Wings!
//awesomesauce!
 
2014-04-18 06:53:17 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [img.allvoices.com image 609x480]

Listen, can you two move that over a bit? I can't see the game.


A little 'shopping and a good caption for this one I think.

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