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(CNN)   State department's new anti-terror strategy... internet trolling   ( divider line
    More: Silly, U.S. government, Syrian War, primitive culture, King's College London, Fernandez, Urdu, Jonathan Krohn  
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2031 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Apr 2014 at 1:16 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-18 12:31:01 PM  
Ha ha, your jihad is dumb!
2014-04-18 01:00:13 PM  
New strategy, tweet them picks of dinks.
2014-04-18 01:11:50 PM  
Republicans should try to repeal Obamacare again.

/this message brought to you by the state department
2014-04-18 01:17:41 PM
2014-04-18 01:19:16 PM
2014-04-18 01:21:45 PM  
Oh, "trolling" like Neil Degrasse Tyson "trolling" gravity.
2014-04-18 01:31:49 PM  
Your soccer team sucks.
2014-04-18 01:35:21 PM  
So are there any jobs? I know of many eager FARKers who would love to work.
2014-04-18 01:35:37 PM  
I think this could be a powerful tool if used properly
2014-04-18 01:38:47 PM  

Yaw String: [ image 727x483]'ve been selected for a random pre-boarding screening.
2014-04-18 01:39:02 PM  

So is the project working well enough to justify its 50 staff and a $5 million a year budget?

"Fernandez says feedback had been positive and the work would continue, although it was difficult to quantify results objectively. "We are never going to know ... unless they put up their hand and say 'I saw your stuff and decided not to become a terrorist'," he said. "You're almost never going to get that."

There's an old saying, "Arguing on the Internet is Like....."
2014-04-18 01:40:48 PM  
Are there actually terrorist forums? I could have a lot of fun keeping there admins busy.
2014-04-18 01:43:03 PM  
Ceiling spy is watching you fark your goats.
You goat farkers.
2014-04-18 01:43:38 PM  
Know your Mohammed Meme
Now with GIFS!
2014-04-18 01:53:12 PM  
Easy. Just post pics of boobies. The jihadists will then blind themselves for being aroused.
2014-04-18 01:54:57 PM  

big pig peaches: Are there actually terrorist forums? I could have a lot of fun keeping there admins busy.

There are.  I don't know where any are specifically, but I'm sure you can find them if you look.  I'll go to a lot of different websites, but I don't think the NSA really cares.  They might start caring if I started hanging out and trolling radical Muslim internet forums....especially because to be a successful troll you kind of have to reel them in slowly.

"Occupy BokoHaram!"
2014-04-18 01:57:45 PM  
What's this "trolling" everyone is talking about?
2014-04-18 01:59:50 PM  
I have a better anti-terror stategy, don't blow up innocent men, women, and children with robots because they are near some asshole that you want to murder.
2014-04-18 02:16:42 PM  
The Fark 501st Keyboard Brigade sits at the ready to discuss how the holocaust wasn't as bad as they say and the Jews had it coming to them anyway, to pick what number you would see on the back of a card as it relates to denying evolution, hockey stick graphs galore, proving that life extension tech is more important than 3d printing bomb vests, posting pics of unclean dogs and most importantly, posting nsfr(not safe for Ramadan) pics of girls lacking chadors, perhaps calling the most piglike of them "smoking hot."

Also: goatse and freeterrorist.jpg
2014-04-18 02:26:34 PM  
Played the apostrophe card right out of the gate, eh?
2014-04-18 02:30:02 PM  
Theres plenty of people on Fark they could hire. Hell, just go to the politics tab
2014-04-18 03:04:30 PM  

big pig peaches: Are there actually terrorist forums? I could have a lot of fun keeping there admins busy.

AANnnnd get paid almost 100G a year. Getting paid 100G to troll terrorists while at home in your underwear- win win win!
2014-04-18 05:08:31 PM  
Bundy Ranch Facebook page, for any state department aspirants looking for practice.
2014-04-18 05:59:05 PM  
On Twitter, jihadists post their theological quandaries: how to watch football when it means being exposed to men's bare legs?

I'm not sure we really need to troll these guys -- they're doing a pretty good job of it themselves.
2014-04-18 09:22:46 PM  
Yes it sounds stupid. But if it works.
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