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2014-04-18 11:26:51 AM
I read that too quickly, thought it said butt hole.
 
2014-04-18 11:49:56 AM
"We Muslims are one body. You kill one of us, you hurt [bullet hole] us all."

Then explain why Muslims keep blowing the sh*t out of one another, you murderous f*ckhead.
 
2014-04-18 01:00:01 PM

Blues_X: "We Muslims are one body. You kill one of us, you hurt [bullet hole] us all."

Then explain why Muslims keep blowing the sh*t out of one another, you murderous f*ckhead.


I would claim that those are not "true" Muslims, but that excuse is viable only when addressing Christianity.
 
2014-04-18 01:04:33 PM

Dimensio: Blues_X: "We Muslims are one body. You kill one of us, you hurt [bullet hole] us all."

Then explain why Muslims keep blowing the sh*t out of one another, you murderous f*ckhead.

I would claim that those are not "true" Muslims, but that excuse is viable only when addressing Christianity.


Well, the ones doing the blowing would contend the blowees aren't true Muslims.
 
2014-04-18 01:04:48 PM

Blues_X: "We Muslims are one body. You kill one of us, you hurt [bullet hole] us all."

Then explain why Muslims keep blowing the sh*t out of one another, you murderous f*ckhead.


"'Mastermind' is another word they keep throwing around - 'terrorist masterminds blew up a bus today' - as if it's that complicated: 'OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in backpack. And then you get on a bus, and you blow yourself up!'

'Why do I blow myself up? Why not blow up other-'

'WHO'S THE FARKING MASTERMIND HERE, ME OR YOU?!'"

// second time I get to use Greg Giraldo/Lazyboy on fark this week
 
2014-04-18 01:07:32 PM

scottydoesntknow: I read that too quickly, thought it said butt hole.


Glad I wasn't the only one
 
2014-04-18 01:07:50 PM
"The U.S. government is killing our innocent civilians, but most of you already know that... I can't stand to see such [bullet hole] go unpunished," says the handwriting captured in the image obtained by ABC News from a law enforcement official in Massachusetts. "We Muslims are one body. You kill one of us, you hurt [bullet hole] us all."
l3.yimg.com


Perfect.  Just too perfect.   This should be passed around the Muslim world exactly as it is.  It illustrates all too perfectly what we think about his little rant.  I hope that everyone who feels like him sees this.

/we will kill you all (bullethole) in the name of (bullethole)...
 
2014-04-18 01:09:53 PM
If Muslims are indeed one body, genocide is in order.
 
2014-04-18 01:09:54 PM
I had a shred of sympathy for this idiot before, thinking he was a pawn of his brother. Yeah, that's all gone now.
 
2014-04-18 01:14:43 PM
Life without parole in Old Colony Correctional Center.
 
2014-04-18 01:15:26 PM

Comsamvimes: I had a shred of sympathy for this idiot before, thinking he was a pawn of his brother. Yeah, that's all gone now.


Where do you think he got all of those bullshiat opinions from? I think he was a willing accomplice, but without the brother to radicalize him, he'd just be smoking weed and drowning in poontang right now.

/Don't really care about him. Dumb kid, will spend the rest of his life in prison. Not my problem.
 
2014-04-18 01:15:31 PM

ChipNASA: Life without parole in Old Colony Correctional Center.


Genpop....
 
2014-04-18 01:17:42 PM
Certrainly has bigger balls then some drone pilot firing missles at white blobs from thousands of miles away.
 
2014-04-18 01:21:32 PM
Well, I can't see how this could possibly prejudice any potential jurors.
Will they be touring this with the Bonnie & Clyde car, too?
 
2014-04-18 01:21:37 PM

flynn80: Certrainly has bigger balls then some drone pilot firing missles at white blobs from thousands of miles away.


A) It's 'than', not 'then'. 'Then' makes it sound like the drone pilots are next in line as far as ball size is concerned. Also, it's 'certainly' and 'missiles'. Learn to proofread.

B) I have you flagged as a 9/11 truther, so your opinion on anything is worthless.
 
2014-04-18 01:25:41 PM
gunslingergaming.com
 
2014-04-18 01:27:07 PM
I can't stand the way people in the middle east live. I'm going to move there, become a citizen of some shiat hole, go to their schools, and in 7 years randomly blow something up.

THAT WILL SHOW THEM!
 
2014-04-18 01:27:39 PM

Billy Liar: Well, I can't see how this could possibly prejudice any potential jurors.
Will they be touring this with the Bonnie & Clyde car, too?


They're trying him in Boston; you think they're going to have any impartial jurors?
 
2014-04-18 01:30:09 PM

flynn80: Certrainly has bigger balls then some drone pilot firing missles at white blobs from thousands of miles away.


We've mastered war such that ball size is no longer a factor. The Muzzies can send their big-balled Jihadists all they like, at most they'll kill a few civilians before being arrested or killed themselves.

We, on the other hand, can kill them by remote control without ball size being a factor.

Killing them remotely without putting any of our own people at risk is a winning strategy. Killing us through indiscriminate bombings and suicides is a losers strategy. Islamists are the ultimate losers.
 
2014-04-18 01:31:02 PM
And we can't stand that you haven't been punished fast enough. So, there.
 
2014-04-18 01:31:45 PM
Pity the bullet holes weren't in him instead of the boat.

I understand he had *some* bullet holes, but he clearly needed a few more.

Also, why are people so hung up on *which* invisible man told him to go out and kill a bunch of random people? Real world calling, we're talking about murders, please take the fantasy playtime elsewhere.
 
2014-04-18 01:32:53 PM
Islamic Fundamentalist Mad Libs is the worst game ever.
 
2014-04-18 01:34:30 PM
Dr Dreidel: Blues_X: "We Muslims are one body. You kill one of us, you hurt [bullet hole] us all."

Then explain why Muslims keep blowing the sh*t out of one another, you murderous f*ckhead.

"'Mastermind' is another word they keep throwing around - 'terrorist masterminds blew up a bus today' - as if it's that complicated: 'OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in backpack. And then you get on a bus, and you blow yourself up!'

'Why do I blow myself up? Why not blow up other-'

'WHO'S THE FARKING MASTERMIND HERE, ME OR YOU?!'"

// second time I get to use Greg Giraldo/Lazyboy on fark this week


I think this one sums that up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__sVZeM9-eI

(poor quality, but it's the best version I could find so far)
 
2014-04-18 01:40:48 PM

JesusJuice: flynn80: Certrainly has bigger balls then some drone pilot firing missles at white blobs from thousands of miles away.

We've mastered war such that ball size is no longer a factor. The Muzzies can send their big-balled Jihadists all they like, at most they'll kill a few civilians before being arrested or killed themselves.

We, on the other hand, can kill them by remote control without ball size being a factor.

Killing them remotely without putting any of our own people at risk is a winning strategy. Killing us through indiscriminate bombings and suicides is a losers strategy. Islamists are the ultimate losers.


Who's the "we" that are being targeted by Islamist violent extremists? The people who are most at risk from drones and suicide bombers ARE THE SAME PEOPLE. Nobody "sent" the Tsarnaev brothers; they're just a different flavor of homegrown dickbag, no different from assholes like Eric Rudolph or Tim McVeigh except in their choice of paranoid delusion.
 
2014-04-18 01:53:54 PM

Maul555: "The U.S. government is killing our innocent civilians, but most of you already know that... I can't stand to see such [bullet hole] go unpunished," says the handwriting captured in the image obtained by ABC News from a law enforcement official in Massachusetts. "We Muslims are one body. You kill one of us, you hurt [bullet hole] us all."
[l3.yimg.com image 630x474]


Perfect.  Just too perfect.   This should be passed around the Muslim world exactly as it is.  It illustrates all too perfectly what we think about his little rant.  I hope that everyone who feels like him sees this.

/we will kill you all (bullethole) in the name of (bullethole)...


Am I the only impressed by the grouping of the three round burst in the center?
 
2014-04-18 01:54:29 PM
We Muslims are one body.

Gross.

Also, this fellow seems to be unaware of sectarian strife within the Muslim faith.
 
2014-04-18 02:27:26 PM

LazyMedia: Billy Liar: Well, I can't see how this could possibly prejudice any potential jurors.
Will they be touring this with the Bonnie & Clyde car, too?

They're trying him in Boston; you think they're going to have any impartial jurors?


How stupid will the people have to be in order to know nothing about the events?!

It will be a jury of old hermits who live in the woods.
 
2014-04-18 03:48:11 PM
He sounds [bullet hole] hurt.
 
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