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(22 Words)   "Foster's - Australian for PBR" ... and other new, honest slogans for major brands   (twentytwowords.com) divider line 30
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2879 clicks; posted to Business » on 18 Apr 2014 at 2:09 PM (31 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-18 09:06:05 AM  
In a country where bud lite is the #1 selling beer, Fosters is a great improvement.
 
2014-04-18 01:08:55 PM  
Hey Fatass -- Cheetos!

C'mon Manboobs, Crack a Bag.
 
2014-04-18 02:22:01 PM  
I hate the smell of Subway in the afternoon. It smells like mediocrity.
 
2014-04-18 02:30:45 PM  

oldernell: In a country where bud lite is the #1 selling beer, Fosters is a great improvement.


It's better than American PBR, at least.
 
2014-04-18 02:31:53 PM  
oldernell

In a country where bud lite is the #1 selling beer, Fosters is a great improvement.

From what, Dingo piss?
 
2014-04-18 02:42:08 PM  
some of those were actually funny
 
2014-04-18 02:49:58 PM  
Meh. The Yellow Pages one, while accurate, is a blatant ripoff of a Mitch Hedberg bit.


/R.I.P., funnyman...
 
2014-04-18 03:24:52 PM  
Metamucil.  It helps you go to the toilet.  If you don't use it, you'll get cancer and die.
 
2014-04-18 03:27:51 PM  
I remember being in chef school and talking to my Australian teacher saying "wow. Fosters is awesome beer." And she replied "that Australians view fosters the same way Canadians viewed Canadian, and saying that Fosters was Australian for beer was the fastest way of getting kicked out of a down under bar."

Touché.
 
2014-04-18 03:33:02 PM  
www.tshirtlaundry.com

Fark you, I'm eating.
 
2014-04-18 03:33:19 PM  
I got a kick out of the one about Motel 6 being in a sketchy neighborhood. A few months ago I stopped at the one off Exit 195 in Eugene/Springfield. As I got out of the car I noticed a handful of emo-looking youngsters hanging out in the shadows near the front door to the lobby. Just then two cruisers pulled into the lot and the cops stepped out, asking the kids if they had legitimate business on private property. There was a brief quiet conversation before the kids walked off to the south (toward the fast food strip if you know the place.) Then the cops looked around for a moment before climbing in their cruisers and leaving. It was a very strange sensation.
 
2014-04-18 03:50:21 PM  
Blogspam of blogspam.


Here is the creator.

http://honestslogans.com/
 
2014-04-18 04:10:54 PM  
I have a confession: I actually like PBR.

Not in the ironic hipster way, or the "OMG you have to try this" way. But if it's a hot day and I'm reaching for a beer I don't want something thick and heavy, or loaded with hops to the point that I need Mountain Dew to cleanse my palate. I want a cold, watery beer with a bit of fizz and not a whole lot of alcohol, and PBR is the second-best tasting of the cheap watery beers and it's cheaper than Modelo Especial.
 
2014-04-18 04:39:57 PM  
I came for a "Crazy People" reference.  Oh, all right - I'll do it myself!

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-18 04:56:26 PM  
Funyuns.  Why, yes, you ARE high.
 
2014-04-18 05:16:38 PM  

Banned on the Run: Hey Fatass -- Cheetos!

C'mon Manboobs, Crack a Bag.


Nice.
 
2014-04-18 06:14:21 PM  

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: I have a confession: I actually like PBR.

Not in the ironic hipster way, or the "OMG you have to try this" way. But if it's a hot day and I'm reaching for a beer I don't want something thick and heavy, or loaded with hops to the point that I need Mountain Dew to cleanse my palate. I want a cold, watery beer with a bit of fizz and not a whole lot of alcohol, and PBR is the second-best tasting of the cheap watery beers and it's cheaper than Modelo Especial.


I don't drink beer much anymore... but when its hot, indeed some of the cheap beers are perfect.  Especially on ice.  On the rare occasion I drink beer- I do go with Modelo.
 
2014-04-18 07:16:51 PM  

suburbanguy: I came for a "Crazy People" reference.  Oh, all right - I'll do it myself!

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Sony: Because caucasians are too damn tall.
 
2014-04-18 08:39:33 PM  
TIL: I'm on suburbanguy's ignore list.
 
2014-04-18 09:03:46 PM  

suburbanguy: I came for a "Crazy People" reference.  Oh, all right - I'll do it myself!

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leaving satisfied.
 
2014-04-18 09:32:29 PM  
Chick-Fil-A
an addicitive chemical will make you crave it semifortnightly.
 
2014-04-18 10:38:44 PM  
I don't mind PBR when the local pizza place sells it for $1/glass and I can get 2 for the price of a soda or 3 1/2 other beers that aren't 3 1/2 times better.
 
2014-04-19 12:09:01 AM  
I don't think that analogy works, no one in Australia drinks Fosters.
 
2014-04-19 12:34:40 AM  
Toyota - for when you don't really have to get there.
 
2014-04-19 04:15:48 AM  

Reverend J: I don't think that analogy works, no one in Australia drinks Fosters.


I can verify this; like half of the Australian college students I asked haven't even heard of Fosters.  They do drink some god-awful beers down under but Fosters is not amongst them.
 
2014-04-19 04:44:05 AM  

Gunther: Reverend J: I don't think that analogy works, no one in Australia drinks Fosters.

I can verify this; like half of the Australian college students I asked haven't even heard of Fosters.  They do drink some god-awful beers down under but Fosters is not amongst them.


Still an improvement over Goon.
 
2014-04-19 08:51:48 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: TIL: I'm on suburbanguy's ignore list.


No you're not. I was skimming for pics and I missed you. Good job!
 
2014-04-19 09:27:09 AM  
Hollister: We're actually pretty far from any beach.
 
2014-04-19 01:29:21 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: TIL: I'm on suburbanguy's ignore list.


I gave you a funny props for it. Both of you. You went with the more obscure line though.

/free plant
 
2014-04-19 08:43:49 PM  
Foster's sucks. When I first ran across it, motor oil could still be found in round, flattop cans. The cans they sold Foster's in were a similar size and shape, and the flavor of the contents was similar, as well. I'd actually drink PBR first, and I think PBR is piss.
 
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