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(TMZ)   Kris Jenner believes there is a sinister conspiracy against the Kardashians, saying a cabal is planting fake stories in the media, spreading rumors, and--worst of all--making restaurant reservations under their name   (tmz.com) divider line 44
    More: Silly, Rob Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Nobu, matriarchs, TMZ, rumors  
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2014-04-18 11:50:57 AM  
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2014-04-18 12:16:55 PM  
It's not really a conspiracy when a majority of people hate you.
 
2014-04-18 12:22:00 PM  

basemetal: It's not really a conspiracy when a majority of people hate you.


Is it really a conspiracy when someone is doing it before you have a chance to do it yourself?
 
2014-04-18 12:50:03 PM  
Kourtney doesn't want to be fed...Kourtney wants to HUNT
 
2014-04-18 01:14:10 PM  
The next time I see a headline beginning with "Kris Jenner", I want those words to be followed by "was devoured by a pack of rabid crocodiles".
 
2014-04-18 01:14:13 PM  

BizarreMan: basemetal: It's not really a conspiracy when a majority of people hate you.

Is it really a conspiracy when someone is doing it before you have a chance to do it yourself?


Yeah, this whole thing smacks of "our star is fading - how do we reignite interest?"

I'm sure it was also a conspiracy that her show sucked hard and got canceled.

She should have whored out one of the girls to Tom Cruise.  It would have been a harmonic convergence of tabloid suckitude.  But regrettably effective in this world.
 
2014-04-18 01:17:29 PM  

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Seems as good a time as any to trot this recaptioned this Family Circus out actually the name Kardashian pretty much IS synonymous with Family Circus.
 
2014-04-18 03:05:55 PM  
Did anyone mention the rumor that she's actually married to a chick?

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2014-04-18 03:58:01 PM  
What's funny is that a cabal was responsible for their fame in the first place.
 
2014-04-18 04:00:18 PM  
Just wait until they get all the pizzas I ordered to their house.
 
2014-04-18 04:09:07 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Kourtney doesn't want to be fed...Kourtney wants to HUNT


Apologies in advance for knowing this, but I think you wanted to say Khloe. Kourtney is the short, less hairy one with 2 kids with the douchebag king.
 
2014-04-18 04:12:30 PM  
True headline: "biatch makes some shiat up"
 
2014-04-18 04:16:43 PM  

jdjoker: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Kourtney doesn't want to be fed...Kourtney wants to HUNT

Apologies in advance for knowing this, but I think you wanted to say Khloe. Kourtney is the short, less hairy one with 2 kids with the douchebag king.


Dammit. Thanks - I guessed to keep a Kardashian google off my permanent record
 
2014-04-18 04:19:32 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: jdjoker: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Kourtney doesn't want to be fed...Kourtney wants to HUNT

Apologies in advance for knowing this, but I think you wanted to say Khloe. Kourtney is the short, less hairy one with 2 kids with the douchebag king.

Dammit. Thanks - I guessed to keep a Kardashian google off my permanent record


Someone hasn't been keeping up the Kardashians!
 
2014-04-18 04:19:41 PM  

Diogenes: What's funny is that a cabal was responsible for their fame in the first place.


I don't understand what is funny about that
 
2014-04-18 04:20:27 PM  
Meanwhile in the Ghetto. . .
 
2014-04-18 04:22:20 PM  
It's times like these I wish OJ would develop Alzheimer's, break out of prison, and go after that family.

That would right the kharma shiat show
 
2014-04-18 04:27:46 PM  
Put a flaming bag of her family on her doorstep and ring the bell.
 
2014-04-18 04:30:58 PM  

jdjoker: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Kourtney doesn't want to be fed...Kourtney wants to HUNT

Apologies in advance for knowing this, but I think you wanted to say Khloe. Kourtney is the short, less hairy one with 2 kids with the douchebag king Lord.


I am ashamed that I know this but he does refer to himself as the Lord completely non-ironically.

So let's see--a douchebag, a head case and a raging egotist.  The Kardashian girls sure know how to pick 'em.
 
2014-04-18 04:33:42 PM  

Marisyana: jdjoker: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Kourtney doesn't want to be fed...Kourtney wants to HUNT

Apologies in advance for knowing this, but I think you wanted to say Khloe. Kourtney is the short, less hairy one with 2 kids with the douchebag king Lord.

I am ashamed that I know this but he does refer to himself as the Lord completely non-ironically.

So let's see--a douchebag, a head case and a raging egotist.  The Kardashian girls sure know how to pick 'em.


I had to Wiki her to Google him.  Now I regret it.
 
2014-04-18 04:35:09 PM  
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Hail HYDRA. A magazine subscription from The Transgender
 
2014-04-18 04:42:30 PM  
Kris I'm sure the stuff you do to your own family is way worse than what a secret cabal is doing to you. I wish they would just lose their money and cry about it on VH1 in "Remember the 10's"
 
2014-04-18 05:04:36 PM  

jake_lex: The next time I see a headline beginning with "Kris Jenner", I want those words to be followed by "was devoured by a pack of rabid crocodiles".


I was thinking along the lines of spontaneous combustion myself.
 
2014-04-18 05:10:01 PM  

phenn: jake_lex: The next time I see a headline beginning with "Kris Jenner", I want those words to be followed by "was devoured by a pack of rabid crocodiles".

I was thinking along the lines of spontaneous combustion myself.


Too fast.
 
2014-04-18 05:21:04 PM  
A group of pranksters is on a diabolical mission to destroy the Kardashian family

They have my full support. I wish them success in their endeavors. God speed, good people.
 
2014-04-18 05:22:42 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: A group of pranksters is on a diabolical mission to destroy the Kardashian family

They have my full support. I wish them success in their endeavors. God speed, good people.


They should open a Kickstarter project.
 
2014-04-18 05:27:54 PM  
Im not sure why but SinCitys post reminded me of that screen grab of the person responding about them not being someones black friend but wishing them success finding them. Cracks me up.
 
2014-04-18 05:43:10 PM  
if that cabal actually exists, they have my full support.
 
2014-04-18 06:10:47 PM  
in the last Kris Jenner thread someone turned me on to Shay Fox porn. Thumbs up..nice tits for an older woman and she does look like Kris Jenner
 
2014-04-18 06:35:30 PM  

Diogenes: phenn: jake_lex: The next time I see a headline beginning with "Kris Jenner", I want those words to be followed by "was devoured by a pack of rabid crocodiles".

I was thinking along the lines of spontaneous combustion myself.

Too fast.


Well, far be it from me to argue with purists.  ;-)
 
2014-04-18 07:33:49 PM  

jake_lex: The next time I see a headline beginning with "Kris Jenner", I want those words to be followed by "was devoured by a pack of rabid crocodiles".


Wolverines. Rabid Wolverines. Reptiles don't get rabies.
 
2014-04-18 08:19:55 PM  

mentallo69: in the last Kris Jenner thread someone turned me on to Shay Fox porn. Thumbs up..nice horrific balloons for tits for an older woman and she does look like Kris Bruce Jenner with that botoxed to hell duck mouth.


FIFY.

/like farking a blow-up doll wearing a Halloween mask
 
2014-04-18 08:27:10 PM  

peterthx: mentallo69: in the last Kris Jenner thread someone turned me on to Shay Fox porn. Thumbs up..nice horrific balloons for tits for an older woman and she does look like Kris Bruce Jenner with that botoxed to hell duck mouth.

FIFY.

/like farking a blow-up doll wearing a Halloween mask


Hey now, you leave my hobbies outta this!
 
2014-04-18 08:30:41 PM  

mentallo69: in the last Kris Jenner thread someone turned me on to Shay Fox porn. Thumbs up..nice tits for an older woman and she does look like Kris Jenner


That would be me.

You're welcome.

/question: can we just make every Kris Jenner thread a Shay Fox thread?
 
2014-04-18 08:43:11 PM  
I am willing to bet Kris jenner has a porno stashed away, after all once the Kardashian name gets shoved out of the media limelight, she will do anything to keep in the media.

Willing to bet a 6 pack on it, although right now with dailyFail and everyone else running 2-3 articles on them per day, I think her limelight is safe for now.
 
2014-04-18 08:55:08 PM  

mentallo69: in the last Kris Jenner thread someone turned me on to Shay Fox porn. Thumbs up..nice tits for an older woman and she does look like Kris Jenner


She looks like another version of Bruce Jenner, living in that questionable gender zone.

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2014-04-18 08:56:27 PM  
Somewhere, there is an evil, sinister, twisted faction that actually likes them. I think they might be CHUDs or something.
 
2014-04-18 09:07:00 PM  

Clutch2013: mentallo69: in the last Kris Jenner thread someone turned me on to Shay Fox porn. Thumbs up..nice tits for an older woman and she does look like Kris Jenner

That would be me.

You're welcome.

/question: can we just make every Kris Jenner thread a Shay Fox thread?


i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-04-18 09:12:31 PM  
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2014-04-18 10:31:21 PM  

peterthx: Clutch2013: mentallo69: in the last Kris Jenner thread someone turned me on to Shay Fox porn. Thumbs up..nice tits for an older woman and she does look like Kris Jenner

That would be me.

You're welcome.

/question: can we just make every Kris Jenner thread a Shay Fox thread?


This is a bookmark...to save that pic when I get back home.
 
2014-04-18 11:00:20 PM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: mentallo69: in the last Kris Jenner thread someone turned me on to Shay Fox porn. Thumbs up..nice tits for an older woman and she does look like Kris Jenner

She looks like another version of Bruce Jenner, living in that questionable gender zone.


That's a tranny, yes? If we're going for mature ladies, maybe go for sexy Vanessa instead?
 
2014-04-18 11:34:23 PM  

She made odd sounds, which my translator interpreted as "PAY ATTENTION TO ME!"

 
2014-04-19 12:10:06 AM  

ChubbyTiger: jake_lex: The next time I see a headline beginning with "Kris Jenner", I want those words to be followed by "was devoured by a pack of rabid crocodiles".

Wolverines. Rabid Wolverines. Reptiles don't get rabies.


See, in my scenario, they have a new strain of rabies that does affect reptiles, and it's way nastier than the regular kind.
 
2014-04-19 03:58:22 AM  
Now that's just not fair - TMZ isn't a cabal...Maybe a syndicate, duo, cabal. But NOT a cabal!
 
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